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evening Bulletin, ,tuly 25, 18.
PLEUniSY WAS THE WORD.
The Strangnr Knew How to Piiell It, lint
Wu ltnther Slow.
Tho Junior Mr. Uottum wna digging
nwuy vory Industriously nt n briof lu tho
etonogrnphor's room lu tlio qtnto's Attor
ney's oillcp, when suddonly lio looked
nliout In n pnnlo mid Inquired: "Snyl
How do you spoil plourlsyf"
"IM-doublo o-r-no-y,," snld Mr. Mor
rison. "A good deal nftcr tho fashion of
'plutocracy.' They como from tho snmo
"I think It's p-l-u r-n-o y myself, " tho
ftpnogniplicr vouturod, nnd llnmsny nnd I
orory othor assistant In tli department ;
liad n suggestion to innko, aud they woro j
making them when a qulot volco spoko
from tlio door:
"Pardon niol I couldn't help hearing
your expressions of dilemma. Am I Justi
fied lu presuming to Intrude my knowl
edge of orthography to set you all right?"
"If you know how to spoil plourlsy, you
ore nt welcomo ns tho dawn," said tho
junior Mr. Bottum. "No apologies neces
sary." "Still I must deprecate for my Intru
sion. When educated aud rullned men urn
wrestling with a word that makes them
spoil llko steam shovels or mountain goats,
thoy naturally consldor It Impertinent for
nn utter stranger to lntorforo."
Tho attorneys looked at one another in
sonio surprise. Mr. Uottum laughed nerv
ously. "It's n protty tough word. Much
obliged to you for offering to squaro It up,"
"Won't mention It. You aro too good. I
do hopo 1 don't Intrude, for when pooplo
aro engaged In ground and lofty spoiling
which is unllko tho spoiling shown in any
othor mcnagorlo or circus It U lmpropor
and ruilo for one to disturb them. I apolo
gize. You understand, of courso, that 1
do not tako your joint inability to spell
tho word plourlsy as Indicative ot Illiteracy
or oven of oxtromo Ignoraneo. Goorgo
Washington, for lnstanco, couldn't produco
tho word 'parallel' without using sovon
l's, aud ho was a uoblo and upright man
nnd shaved regularly. You should feol
pi.rft.uly ias about not hi lng able to spell
pleurisy. Thero Is no need for blushing in
shamu. Olhor Cromwell spelled hatchet
with an x where tho t and o and li should
bo. Nnpoleon, Indeed, when attempting
English took stago fright and spelled lu a
manner to frighten timid children oil tho
Ftroct. lie could conquer worlds, but ho
could not encompass the word 'lncgar '
JIo oallod it v-1 n-n-1-g-g-o-r a distressing
fashion of orthography. Alexander"
r ."Say I" called tho Junior Mr. Uottum,
"aro you guying us oraro you going to get
around to tho word 'pleurisy' some tlmo
"Your pardon. I was simply trying to
show you that you should not boonvulopcd
In shaino for jour unfortunato Infirmity.
"Oh, go on away I Got out 1 Get out
quick!" And Mr. Bottum rushed over
and slammed tho door In tho face of the
pbllto man. ,
" Vory well," camo a muffled volco from
tho outside. "Uo angry. I only wished to
do you a favor and easo your mind. Chris
topher Columbus could not"
lint Mr. liottum and Ids friends too
flight to tho adjoining room, aud tho girl
went on with tho brief with tho troublo
somo word put down as "p-1-u-r-a-l-o-s-s-y."
1'nliat 1h It Name.
Climnto o ovory variety oxorts
n different iniluonco on tho do
BireH of mankind for n stiinulnut.
In coldor zones bovornges of groat
nlcoliolic strength aro used to a
very much lnrgor degrco thnn in
the tropics. Beer is best suited
to our climnto nnd nono found in
tho market is hotter thnn that
bearing tlio brand of "Pahst,
Milwaukee." It is browed from
tho best of malt and hops and is
a groat thirst quencher and invi
gorator and stimulates tho norves
and muacles. At tho Royal, Cos
mopolitan and Pacific saloons it
may be found, cold nnd puro. In
terchangeable chocks aro issued
which may bo used at any of tho
A. J. Derby, D.D.S., Dontul
office Cottugo No. 100, Alakoa
atioet, tulophnno No. 015. Office
hours 9 a.m. to 4 r.M.
Mechanics' Homo, corner Hotel
and Nuunnu streets, lodging by
day, week or month, forms: 25
aud SO conto per night' $1, and
$1.25 nor week.
Sterling, tho painter, is pre
pared to quoto prices on roof
painting. Ho UBes a composition of
coal tar and comout. Cheapest
and best roof preparation in Ho
nolulu. City Carringo Co.. J. S. And.
ratio, malinger. If you want n
hnok with good horso and care
ful drivor ring up iVIophnno ll!J,
corner of F'vt and Mn'h"nt
Etreets Hack nt ull SiourR
AYhon you nio down on your
luck aud feel as if tlio world was
cold, hard and droary, just btop
into the Criterion saloon and put a
ro30-colored tint on ovorylhing by
imbibing a glass of Heattlo
J. "W. Borgstrom is agent for
tho celebrated Kroeger pianos, of
Now York. Ho builds orgaus.
Second hand pianos taken as part
payment. Pianos Bold on instal
ments. Tuning and repairing.
P. 0.13ox387. Tola 317.
TodUiifTerlns wltli Throot. I.unu or Voftlne PlMJawii
nUini.fh fa. .Frit Crisfi.ta Ab.I.... ntt Kal..na ll.liL
-.-...., .,..,,,,, n.i . , UHi (juiik ui it Milium .'irtn-.n
MuniKb Citarrti.Scrofiila, Anhnia, or Iservims lol il
llr. etc.. mil be alien a Mmi.lo bollto of lilt, f.fllt.
KIN'S I'llOCOUTi: KM! I.SION f. r trial. Coll at
Moreof JIoi.uktmi Drag ('n.Ilunorti.n, Jl. I. "if
Ituvautcea u 1'aUUbl u Uilk or Honev.
Without exertion, weak, weary and de
pressed. This is tho pltlablo condition of
thousands at this season. It Is duo to
impoverished blood, Tho vital fluid has
becomo loaded with impurities and do
plctcd In quality. It loaves tho system
Bccnuso tho blood is tho mctns nnturo pro
vides for supplying nerves, organs and
tissues with nourishment, and health and
vigor cannot be expected when tho blood
Is thin and Impure. Hood's Barsaparllla
is tho remedy for this weakness, becauso
it enriches tho blood. It cures
Troubles by feeding tho norves upon
puro, rich blood. It overcomes that tlrld
feeling, creates an appetite and gives re
freshing sleep. If you want to feel well
you must havo puro blood. You may
have puro blood and good health by taking
Flood's Barsaparllla, which, by its un
equalled record of cures has won tho first
placo among medicines.
The Ono Truo Wood Purifier. All druggists. $1.
Prepared only by C I. Hood & Co., Lowell, Mass.
i-i ,. r:ii- easy to buy, easy to toko,
nOOClS FlllS easy to operate. 25c.
Hobron Drug Co., Agents.
A Short Distanco from tho Bridge,
Tourists nnd others will And it to their
advantage to visit tho above resort, as
they will meet with every accommodation
that comfort requires
MIIS. TI10S. WRIGHT,
Bituatod on a Beautiful llillsido Overlook
ing tho Ocean, and 1300 feet
above Sea Level.
Only 24 hours' sail from Honolulu.
Climnto mild, c'e.ir dry ntuiospheio, frto
from fogs and miliaria, especial provision
for quiet aud ist as well ns for mnubO
meut nnd outdoor life.
Ull. H. A. LINDLEY, Prop.,
.125 tf Konn, Hawaii.
G. R. Harrison,
Practical Piano Makor and Tuner,
Can Furnish the Best
OfDce, Tort street, npposito Catholic School.
Telephone 2.11, 112 nnd 100.
B Orders promptly attended to.
J. M. DOWSETT
Hartford Fire Insurance Company, Hartford, Conn.
f Assets, $0,229,213.09. Income, S7,OGO,1C3.0S.
London & Lancashire Fire Insurance Company, (U. S.
'Branch), Liverpool, England.
Assets,;i?2,70O,87O. Income, 51.8f0.00e.
Talatine Insurance Company, (U. S. 'Branch), Ovlanches
lAstots, S2,Sn0,230.28.J5 Income, 1$3,046.0M.C0.
gjK?" Instwi FiiBl-rUt-R Mercantile nnd Mnnnfmtminp: Itisl v nnd Dwelling Pio
party in tho nluntt udl-l.no'un Companies on the nioht fuvoinblo Urwt,
lEozt Street, -
BOARDING, -:- SALE
HARNESS --:-- AiND --:-- SADDLE
-WE HAVE THE-
FINEST DRIVING HORSES
Tho best o( attention Riven to animals Uft with ns. Careful rtrh era, respectful
attenduntH, promptucbs. Ilitclis, Stirries, Drakes. Bugeies.Phaetons, Wagonettes.
FROM SB.00 UP.-
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Fort Street, opposite Hackfcld'e.
A Now Lot of Nico Goods Just
Eocoived. Cleaning and Re
PYou Want Them toQ
Fit. . . . O
In this hot climato ill-fitting
clothing not only looks sloven
ly but is uucouifortablo to wear.
In order to onsuro handsome
and comfortable suits, tho qual
ity and mako of which aro
guaranteed, call around at
and you'll get what you want.
Telephone Gil. P. O. Box 298.
nE - IDo-rsett,
- - - Tel. Q7V
-:- AND -:- LIVERY.
rrtt Jill 1 3
Wm. O. InwiN.
San Francisco Agentttun Nevada Dark op
DHAVf EXCIIANOE ON
San 1'iiancisco The Kcjdn llanU of San
London The Union Diuik of London, Lid. '
Niiw YoitK Amcrlcau Exchaiine National
CmcAfio McrclianlP National Pnnk. ,
Pahh Comptolr National d'Escompt do
llr.iu.lN Drcsdncr Bank.
Io0Koo anij Yokohama Hongkong &
Shanghai linnkliijr Corporation.
VlCTOitlA anb Van couvEit Bank of Mont
Transact a General Banking and Eicnange Bnslness
Term and Ordinary nepoHa Hecchcd.
Lonna made on Approved Security. Com
mercial and Trawlers Cndlls Issued. Hills
of Exchutij.0 bought and sold.
C'OU.UCTIOSS ritOMltLY ACCOUNTED Foil.
P. C. JOK1U1.
E. A. J0KE3
HAVE FOR SALE
A Few Shares of
Pain Sutfur Stoclc,
Uawivliun Sugar Co. Stoclc.
IIawnlln.il Government and 1st
Mortjnf;o Surar Planta
t3T For particulars apply to
Tho Hawaiian Safo Deposit &
OH Fort Street
:BIS23:o::, 63 oo.
Transnct a General Banking
and Exchange Business.
Commercial and Traveler's
Letters of Credit issued, avail
able in all tho principal cities
of tho world.
CLAUS Sl'llECRCI s.
MRS. L. A. BRENTNER.
Mrs. Brentner Completely Prostrated
Every Month with Norvous
tai-feSi Praise fort'ne Ffledicins
That Cured Her.1
Thousands of women nrc today blessing
Paine b Celery Compound for the great good it
lias done them, nnd scores have written letters
similar to that of Mrs.. L. A, Brentner.
San Jacinto, Cai..
Dear Sirs. I have buffered severely with
nervous sick headaches, with which I was
troubled every month. The pain was so severe
that it completely prostrated me and it
seemed to me that I should go crazy. .1 had
tried all kinds of remedies without obtaining
Tup, lj. Diviss Q Co.
Commission .. Agents I
" Ono of tho divinest benefits that has over como to tho
human race." Thomas Garlylc.
1 Fine Cigars a Specialty
HOLLISTER & CO.,
Corner Fort and Merchant Sts.
Bulletin, 75c. Per Month
any permanent relief until I used Paine' s Celery
Compound which completely Cured I11C.
The Medicine That
Smokers' Articles. ,
Wo import from tho Princi
pal Factories of the World.
"Wholesale nnd Retail.
Males People Well!
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Why suffer longer with liver and stomach
trouble? Paint h Coloiy Compound will make'
you well. Read how it cured Mr. J. M.
Kkttle Falls, Wash., Dec. 9, 1S94.
Gciitlcniett : I have taken only two bottles
of Paine' s Cereiy Compound for rheumatism,
and liver and stomach troubles, aud will bo
frank in saying that I am well pleased with the
results. I used one bottle nnd was SO much
bettor that I abandoned its use for a
time, but my old stomach trouble made its ap
pearance again. I procured another bottle in
September and after using that I felt well.
for the Hawaiian Islands
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