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EVENING BULLETIN, JULY 27, 1890.
Und llicn llorli but (Mice.
Tlio old mlnlstor wis nttructod by a
bright llttlo tot Wturlng IiIh flrs t pair o(
trousers tlio otliur day.
JIow old nro you, font" ho nikod.
"'It'lms been il)i yours sluco I was boru
"Hnvo you boon born morp than once?"
pokod tho minister.
'No, ? l wln fet0 to bo If I got to
" Cures talk" In favor MM '
ol Ilood's Sarsnparillo, I J I M
ns for no other modi- I Hi I l
Olno. Its great cures recorded In truth! nl.
,Xlw ruvorond ontlomnn thought the J convincing longuago of grateful men and
youtigslor was pruuy won iiubvlu , lur uuu i women, conBiimiu no uiunt cmvcuvu au
of his ngo nnd hns nddod tlio Inoldunt to ycrtlslng. Many of theso cures are mar-
hls stook of nneodotes. liouisvmo uou- i veiou. Thcv havo won the confidence of
tho people: havo given Hood's Sarsnpa
rllln tho largest sales In tho world, am'
havo inado necessary for its wanufner uro
tho greatest laboratory on earth. Ilood's
Barsaparilla Is known by tho cures It has
He Don't you supposo tho wild waves
nro beginning to b.iy something down at
She I don't know. I do know what tlio inauo cures oi scrotum, salt rncum ana
winds nro saying, though I don't think
"Js'o. What do they say J"
"Wool" Cincinnati Kmjulror.
Jimmy I was walking In tlio wood,
when nil nt onco I laino mi tho hlggoct
kind of n rattlesnake.
la Huw do you know It wus a rattle
Jimmy By tliu way my teeth rattled in
soon as I saw him. Tuxus Sitter.
Lytcr You uro still continuing your of
fortH In literature, they tell mo.
Lyter What uro tho returns?
Writer linnnlmuin! KurythlnB Isoud
out is returned. Uostoti Courkr.
Wouldn't Overdo It.
Perry l'atcttlo If any feller was to call
mo n liar, I would go to work nnd boat his
bead off, wouldn't jour
Wayworn Wutooji I might beathls hoad
off, but I wouldn't go to work. No, novorl
Cincinnati Kuqulrcr.. '
v lulu by tho Sen.
eczema, cures ot rhoumatlsm, neuralgia
and weak nerves, cures of dyspepsia, liver
and kidney troubles, Catarrh and malaria.
Such Curos asThlsProvo Merit.
"My llttlo nephew Mas a plump and
healthy baby until a year and n half old,
then sores broko out behind his cars and
spread rapidly over his head, hands and
body, A physician said tho trouble, was
scroiula humor In tho blood, Tho child
becamo ono eomplcto sore. Wo had to
restrain his hands to keep him from
scratching tho sores. Wo wero Induced
to try Ilood's Sarsaparllla, and in a short
tlmo ho had mora life. Ho improved rap
idly, his skin becamo entirely clear of
sores and ho is now n healthy chlld." Mils.
rionuNou Andkkws, CJuarflold, Ion a.
Is the best tn fact the One True Blood Purlflcr.
j n -! euro liver nils; easy to
nOOCl S PUIS take, easy to operate. 2Jc.
Hobron Drug Co., Agents.
A Short Distauco from tho Bridgo,
U rnTrMnUn Mr ' '
Hlffll I; ,.
i y Hl , ft
II t M 'trill
Wm. 0. IllWIK.
San Frandnco AgcntaTnn Xf.yada Hank or
FROM 930.00 UP.
Sho (coyly) Oh, Mr. Mn-Iily, li-havc
yon or havo you oer loved ljcforc?
Ho No. I didn't get hero till last
Ills Memory Gone.
jr 1 R I
Servant (after tho supper) How nb
sent minded tho professor is today! IIo
has even forgotten ns ho was leaving to
forget to givo mo a tip! Flicgcudo
They Artco For Onc.
Sir. Coldwator A man could pot offor
mo n greator Insult than to ask uio to tnks
n glass of buur. ' .
Colonel Hourhon Nor me, uoltlmh, sah.
A. J. Dorby, D.D.S., Dontnl
offico ,Cottago No. 100, Alnkoa
Btioet, telephone N o. 615. Oflico
hours D A r to 4 r.Jt.
M. A. Pixoto, proprietor of tho
Union b.irbor qhop, next to tho
Art Gnllpry, imrnntees to givo ii
sJinvo that will make your hair
curl with joy.
Meohunibs' Homo, corner Hotel
ftiifl Nun mu st'-ecttj, lodging by
.,day, wook or tnjntl). Tortns: 2f
nud 50 limits pur ninlit1 $1, and
$ 25 i,or ww k
Storlingj Uio painter, is pie
parod to quote prices 'on roof
painting. Ho nsoa a ooiu position of
coal tu'r and co-nonh Ohoapest
and bast roof pi opii ration in Ho
nolulu. When you .are tlown on your
luck and foM as if tho world was
cold, lnjrd and droary,' just step
into tho Otiterion saloon and put ft
roso-dolorcd tint on everything by
imbibing a glass of Seattle
Eggya SZjBfo KE3
roalUnTcrlnif nltH Tliroat, I.unnor Wnttlns Plnae
etoiutcb Catarrh.BcrotulAi Aflhlna, or Nrrtont Jolil
Hv, etc., will In, uUtn a Mmjilo Irtiilli' of Hit. (.on.
I'iil'd ciinuoiiiTI. I JIUI-f'i'N I" tnai.
Tourists and others will find it to thoir
advantage to visit tho abovo rtsoit, as
thoy will "meet with every accommodation
that comfort requires.
MKS. TUOS. W1UGI1T,
325 tf Proprietress.
Situated on a Beautiful llillsido Overlook
iug tho Ocean, aud 1300 feet
above Sea Lovol.
Only 24 hours' sail from ITonoliilu.
Climnto mild, clcir dry ntmospheio, freo
from fogs nud miliaria, especial provision
for quiet nnd lout as well ns for amuse
ment nud outdoor life.
DK. H. A. LIXDLKY, Prop.,
ojj tf Kona, Hawaii.
G. R. Harrison,
Practical Piano Maker and Tuner,
Can Funiiysh tho Bast
Office, Port street, opposite Cutholio School.
Telephone 231, 412 nnd 11)0.
B" Orders promptly attended to,
J. P. ROORIGUES,
Kort Street, opposlto llackfeld's.
A Now Lot of Nico Goods Just
Eeceived. Cleaning and lie
muw KXCIUNOE OK
Ban Fhancisco Tho Ncvuda Hank of San
London The Union Bank of London, Ltd.
New Yoijk American Exchange National
CiurAOO Merchant National Hank,
runs Cotnptolr National d'Escompt de
Hchlin Urcsdncr Bank.
IlONOKONO AND YOKOIUMA lloilRkOllg &
Slianuliat Banking Corporation.
New Z-f.ai.ami anh Austkam v Bank of New
VlCToittA AM) Vacouveii Hank of Montreal.
Transact a General Banking and Exchange Bnsiness
Terra and Ordlnarj DcpnlMs Hecclved
Loans made ou Approved Securltj. Com
mcrelnl and Tra tiers Ciedlts Ifsucd. Hills
of Kxclmiifc bought mul eold.
COM.KCIIOSS I'ltOMl'TMf ACCOI'NTKl) Foil.
EO. lrJa DVlES Co,
V. 0. JONLS.
E. A. JONES
HAVE FOH SALE
A Fow Shnrca of
Pnin Siipar Stock,
Ujv-vvnlian Sti(;iir Co. Stock.
Hawallim Government nnd 1st
Mortgntjo Su;(ir Planta
tST For pnrticulnra npply to
Tho Hawaiian Snfo Deposit &
408 Fort Street ... ITonolaln
3ISX3ZODP 2z Co.
Commission .. Agents I
" One of tho divinest benefits that hns ever conic to the
human race." Thomas Carlylc.
PYou Want Them toQ
Fit: ... O
In this libt climnto ill-fitting
clothing not only looks slovon
ly but is uncomfortable to wear.
In order to ensure lmudsomo
aud comfortablo suits, the qual
ity and niako of which aro
guaranteed, call around at
and you'll get what you want.
Telephone Oil. P. O. Box 298.
J. M. DOWSETT .
Hartford Fire Insurance Company, Hartford, Conn.
Assets, 0,229,213.09. Income, 57.0C0, 103.08.
London & Lancashire Fire Insurance Company, (U. S,
cBranch), Liverpool, England.
Assots,"tl$2,700,&70. Income, Sl,8f0,C0O.
Talatine Insurance Company, (U. S. 'Branch), Manches
ter, England. 1,
lAsfetR,l'S2,SnO,220.I8.E, Inccrac, l$3,CJr..0hi.C0.
Transact a General Banking
and Exchange Business.
Commercial and Traveler's
Letters of Credit issued, avail
able in all tho principal cities
ot tho world.
Wo import from tlio Princi
pal Factories of the World.
Fine Cigars a Specialty
HOLLISTER & CO..
Corner Fort and Morchant Sts.
AVholesnlo nnd Eetail.
Bulletin, 75c. Per Month n
pCS" hismes Fiibt-cWs Meicautlle nnd Manufnctmit u Hii-I s nud Dwelling Pro-
tlie iiloe well Known Uurupnuics on tue wobt iftvoiub'o
oxt Street. - - - - Tel. -Q77
BOAKDING, :- SALE -:- AND -: LIVOSRY.
nfflP5 I Air.
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. tvw- r sr r'lrjTm r-itL- jw.. -
I! Cures! Yes, Gores!!
Mrs. Utter Had Serious
Kidney and Brain
All Praise to tho Great
Medicine That Made
I-IB2ST35SS --:-- AJSTD
-WE HAVE THE-
F I NEST DRIVING HORSES
Tim best of attention Riven to nnimn!n left with ns. Cnreful dricrs, respectful
(mUlrMT'ILMulucw 'iirr' "' ' ""' n"l1a'Br lirowptntiis. ;il!icl.s, Snufts, BiuUs. liueeios.rhnotons, Wognnottos
MnS. FKANCEO UTTER.
P,so Eoklks, Oal., 2Iay 1, 1893.
"Wells, RiciiAitDSox Ss Co.,
Gentlemen: I cannot speak too highly of Paino's Celery Compound. I
have just purchased the third hottle, and uni Mire that tho medicine, with God's
blessing, has relieved me of a serious affection of kidney and brain trouble and
a stubborn case of rheumatism.
I feel very grateful that I was so fortunate as to learn of tllis UlcdlcillO
that nialies people well.
I remain, j .
Very respectfully, ' tyhuU foZblu
HOLLISTER DRUG Co.,
Wholesale Agents for the Hawaiian Islands
i) ,. !.