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EVENING BULLETIN, SEPTEMBEE 10, 1896.
nnthln but conimeal in tho house," ho
"Woll, I don't bluuio yon for fooling
bluo over tho situation."
" Why, I expect you nrc. "
"Thotf, youYmAfco' a big riilatalrV
ntrnnfreij1. JThlnKs.did,loofealeetlo tluo
last wook,' but tkreo days ngo I had this
'cro farm cut np into 2,000 town lots
and arranged with n critter to boom,lt,
nntl I'm fcolin liko a stcor in., a corn
fleld. Two thousand lotsafci106 nplcco,
six rnilroads to cross yoro, thrco big car
works n-comin, schools, churches, fao
torics, parks, hotols why, durn my
hido, but I jist sot ycro calkcrlatiu on
start in fivo banks and foundin two or
thrco orphans nsylums with my money 1"
"Then I can't aid you?"
"Jlst a pipo of tcrbackcr and a nip of
whisky, stranger, and you toll every
body down tho road that olo Bill John
son lias founded tho town of Golden
City and is goin to plant gold watches
fur mileposts all over tho stait. Feolin
bluo? Waal, I should rather gurglo to
obsarvo that ho lint to keep hold of tho
grass to provent his flyin away fur joy
How Sam Met the Klephant.
"No; my son Sam didn't dio of no
sickness, " replied tho mountaineer to
my question, which was brought out by
his observing that ho had lost a son tho
car before. "What ailed Sam was sot-
"Yon mean ho was obstinate?"
"That's it; only mobbo a lettlo wuss.
Ho'd do what ho sot out to do if it killed
him, ami it Anally did kill him.
"Yes, sah. Ono day n, cirkis was
passin up this ycio road to go over into
North Kcrrlccny. Sum ho was up at the
Oo'nurs and hud bin drinkin too much.
Bimcby ho mado ready to btart fur
homo on Ills mowl. Tho men at tho
Oo'ncrs knowedlio'd meet tho cirkis and
tried to hold him back, but tho mo' they
talked tho sotter ho got. It had got
around that tlmr was nn elephant, and
Sam said ho'd drivo tho critter outer tho
road or bust hissolf. "
"And ho met the circus on tho road?"
"Ho did, s.ili. That elephant was
marcliin in front, and from all accounts
ho wasn't feclin very peart that day.
When them cirkis follors saw Sam, they
hollered fur him to go back, but Sam
throwed off his hat and yelled back to
'cm to stand clear and sco fair play.
Thar's whar his sotness cum in. Drat
him, but ho ortcr kuowed that ho'd bo
licked. He hollered and civorted till ho
got that elephant dowmipht mad, and
then ho put spurs to his mowl and
"TIIItOWED 'EM TEN TI10U8AND FEET HlOn."
charged him. IIo mount to sweep that
elephant right off tho faco of tho nirth,
but suthin happened to astonish him. "
"Waal, as nigh as I could over mako
out that elephant picked up botli Sam
and his mowl nnd throwed 'em 10,000
feet high, and when they cum down ho
walked on 'cm fur about ten intuits.
'Iho cirkis follcrs got about a bushel of
mewl artcr tho fuss was over, but they
couldn't scrapo up moro'n n neck of
Sam, nnd that was most boots. What
wo got wo buried, nud that's how Sam
cum to git underground. No, ho didn't
dio of any sickness not any rcg'lar
sickness with n namo to it. Ho jest
tried to run down an elephant, and if
ho evor knowed unythiug arter ho went
sky high ho must her bin, painfully
hurt in his fecliu's to find out that ho'd
bumped ngin tho hull Cumberland
mountings. Poro Sam!"
Aro You Tlroa
All tlic time? Tills condition U a euro In
dication Hint jnnr blood Is not rich and
nonrMiiiu us It ouclitto bound us It may
bo If ou will tul.o a lew bottle of tliu ureat
blood purltlcr, Hood's Sarsninrllla. Tliou
sands wrlto that Hood's enrsnpnrllla has
cured tliem ot Mint tired feeling by giving
them rich, red blood.
Hood's Pjm.s net cnBlly nnd promptly on
the liver and bowels. Cure sick bcadncho.
Mecbnnios' Hnnio, corner Hotel
nad Nuniinu streets, lodging by
day, week or month. Terms: 25
nnd 50 cents per night. $1, and
$1.25 nor week.
Singors lend tho world. Ovor
13,000,000 mndo nnd Bold. High
est nwnrds nt tho World's Colum
binu Exposition for oxcollonco of
construction, regularity of motion,
ease of motion, great speed, ad
justability, durability, eneo of
learning 'nud convenience- of ar
rangement. B. Bergorsen, agont,
King and Bothol streots.
P. D. Corsets
and G-ray .
lfVEVrEI -:- ZOUfSEtffS
R B tioiM
NO, 10 STORE.
Dr. W. L. Moore
Special attention gh en to diseases of tho
eye and ear.
OMco hours jjjf0,
Waiamionno Ave. near Court Do-use. x63-ti
(Physician - and -:- Surgeon
Itosidenco next to H. W. Schmidt,
Eh.1., Beretania strcot
Specialtr. Diseases of in Ear, Nose and TlroaL
DR. L."f. ALVAREZ
HAS ItEMOVEU TO
Emma Street, near Beretania.
IST Hours: 3 to 6 and 7 to 8 p. m.
I. MORI, M. D.,
Office: Corner Fort and Kukui sis.
Residence, Arlington Hotel.
Hours: 7 to 8:30 u m; 4 to 8:30 p m; Sat
urday and Bund ty, 1 to 5 p m. Tel. 530.
Dr. C. B. High,
into Philadelphia Dental C
Graduate Philadelphia Dental Collego,
A. O. WALL, D. D. S.,
Hotel Street, Arlington Cottage.
GEORGE A. DAVIS
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
Honolulu, II. 1.
S5T Oillco : 111 Merchant street.
GILBERT F. LITTLE,
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
G. R. Harrison,
Practical Piano Maker and Tuner.
Can Furnish tho Best
Office, Fort street, opposite Catholio School.
Telophono 234, 442 and 11)0.
B6T" Orders promptly attended to.
210 King Btreot.
DifficultCollcctions a Specialty
Castle & Cooke
Wm. G. Irwin & Co.
Wm. G. Inrin, - President nnd Manager
Glnus Sprockols, ... Vico-Prcsidont
V. M. Gilford, - Soerotnry and Treasurer
Thoo. O. Porter, ... Auditor
AGENTS Or TUB
OCEANIC STEAMSHIP COMPANY
OF 8AN FltANOISOO. OAL.
0. BREWER & COMPANY, LIMITED,
Queen street, Honolulu, H.I.
Hawaiian Agricultural Company, Onotnea Sueir
Company, Honomu Sugar Company, Walluku
Sugar Company, Walliee Surar Comjiany, Makce
Sugar Compan, , llaleikala Ranch Company, Kh
papjila Ranch. --Hunters' Line San I-rancisco
Packets, Clus. Ilrewer & Co.'a Line of Boston
Packet "Agents Huston Hoard of Underwriters.
Agents Philadelphia Board of Underwriters.
list of oiTicrns :
P 0 Jones, President: George- n Robertson,
Manager; C F llisliop, Treasurer nnd Soo
retary; Col. V F Allen, Auditor j CM Cooke,
II Wntcrhouse, A W Carter, Directors.
Fort St. Opp. Pantheon Stables.
PAcnnco & Feunandez Fhops.
A Delicate Touch !
Keou Razors !
Artistic Hair Cutting !
Comfortable Chairs !
fMr We employ none but the most ex
perienced Tonsoriol Artists. Tho most
Luxuriously uppolntod Shop in the Isl
ands. Beaver Saloon,
H. J. NOLTE, Proprietor.
The Best Lunch in Town
Tea and Coffee
at all nouns.
THE FJNEST BRANDS OF
Cigars and Tobacco
ALWAYS ON IIAND.
Eagle -:- House
CARL KLEMME. FropriBtDr,
Now management. Commodious rooms.
Tnblo Hoard tho finest, including many
Palatable Gorman Dishes.
Board anil Rood, per week $6.50 to $7.50
Table Board, per week $5.00
A FAMILY HOTEL.
T. XCro-viso, - :Erop.
Per Dny 3 2.00
Per Week..., 12.00
The Best ot Attendance, the Best Situa
tion and the Finest Meals in Hub Oity
ZS ,c, JcZ ZxEj Jz& iu I
Hotel street, near Fort
BREAD, PJES and CAKES
Of all kinds,
(TJ- Tho Finest Imported and Homo
The Elite Ice Cream Parlors
219 Ueadquartors for Island Curios,
BRAUNSCHWEIGER - & - CO,
Importers auoLiquor Merchants.
No. C, Dromm Street, - San Francisco.
FOn SALE IN BULK.
Amemcan Bouiibok Whiskies in Bond por
uiirrei cunininiug noout 4U gallons eacn
nt various prlcos according to age and
OAUroitNiA Grape Biundt in Bond pox
uitrrei oi nuout w lo OU gallons.
Alto the celebrated Case Whiilitt :
"Extra Pony" Bourbon Wuisky, 12 bottlosj
3 gallons per enso.
"Bearpniss" Ilourbon Whisky, 12 bottles, 2
2-5 gallons por case.
"Old I ioneer" Bourbon Whisky, 12 bottles,
2 2-5 gallons por case.
"Tennessee WhitoKye" Whisky, 12 bottlos"
2 2 0 gallons per coso.
oalikoknia roivr wines, snEimJEs,
Sond orders by .mail. Satisfaction gua.
Braunsohweiger & Co.,
14Mm No. 6, Drnmm street.
A eoneral stock of Liquors, Ales and
FKKSII 11EEII ALWAYS ON DRAUGHT.
OUR PORT AND SHERRY,
Are of the finest and come to n
diroct from Europe. . . . .
OUR MCBRAYER WHISKEY
Im por led straight from Louis
JAMES OLDS, Prop.
Cor. Niiuntui and DerelnuU Sti.
T. KKVKN, irinimeer.
COOL FRESH BEER!
On Draught nnd the Standard Brands ol
Dottle Beer. .
FINE WHISKIES, 3RANDIE8. WINES AND
Tm,K or.Aitrrr a spfoiai.tv.
KINO AND NCUAKr; BTRKETfl.
The celebrated Entebpmse
Beeh on Draught and in
42 tvlorotiant Streot.
Lands For Sale situated
at ICaneohe, Oahit.
Lot near Lunalilo Home.
Lots at Pearl City.
Furnished Rooms To Let.
42 Merchant Btreot.
R. C. A. PETERSON,
Custom Hou33 Broker,
2STotarv -:- IPublic,
General Business Agent.
Collections carefully attended to.
312 FORT STREET.
W. H. RICKARD,
General Business Agent
Will nttoncl to Convoynuclng in
nil ita Branches, Collocting
nnd nil Businoss Matters
All Businoss entrusted to him
will receive Prompt and Careful
Hcnokaa, Hamakua, Hawaii.
A New Aostraofc Onice.
As a result of 15 year's experi
ence in tho Abstrnot Businoss, 1
am proparod to mako Abstracts of
Titlo in a most thorough, accurate
and comploto manner, and on
short notice .
F. W. Makinney.
In W. O. Smith's Oflico, 318
Fort Streot. 215-tf
Is tho disinfectant that tho world
li talking about. In tho United
States Ita merits are becoming;
known. The people nro using; It.
Puriflno possesses many polntB in
Its favor over other preparations.
It Is odorless, and In employing It
as a disinfecting agent, does not
crcato another odor as offensive as
It subdues. Non
That's an advan-
tngo children will meddloj ser
vants misunderstand; then thoro's
trouble. Somo ono Is poisoned.
Those who use It speak Its pralso
in convincing language Here's ode
from the Department of Mcdlclno
In tho University of Michigan.
"We use Purlflnr- nnd find it very
good for deodorizing sinks nnd
boxes, etc., nud for wnshliig sponges
used about subjects for dissec
tion. W. A. CAMI'BCLL,
Demonstrator of Anatomy."
upon you and explain tho merits of "Purifine" and tho "Au
H0LLISTER DRUG CO.,
523 Fort Street.
Telephone 240. Ill Eort Street. P. O. Box 147.
J. S. WALKER,
QEfiErL qEjiJ for jHE HV'V fiDS
ROYAL INSURANCE COMPANY, LIVERPOOL,
ALLIANCE ASSURANCE COMPANY OP LONDON,
ALLANOE MARINE & GEN. ASSURANCE CO. OF LONDOR
SCOTTISH UNION and NATIONAL INSURANCE CO.,
WILHELMA OP MAGDEBURG GENERAL INSURANCE CO
SUN LIFE INS. CO. OF CANADA,
LIFE, FIRE and MARINE RISKS,
TAKEN at REASONABLE RATES.
Rooma 12 8PRE0KELS BLOCK Honolulu, H. i,
Gitv Furniture Store,
(Corner of Fort and
JuBt received Ex. Bk. Albert
TKLKPHONK 03 ' - ,,03c 8
H. E. McINTYRE & BRO.,
IMPOIITER8 AND DEALERS IN
Groceries, Provisions and Teed.
Now Goods Received by Every Paoket from tho Eastern States and Europe
FRESH CALIFORNIA PRODUCE BY EVERY STEAMER;
All Orders faithfully attended to and Goods Delivered to any
Fart of the City FHEE,
Islasd Obdibs Solicited, Satisfaction Guajuntkm
EAST OORNElt OIIT AND KING STREETfl.
Telephone 53. I B" P. O. Box 222.
Oahu Lumber 4 Building Co.,
King Street, near OaUu Railway & Land Co.'s Depot.
Lumber Merchants, Contractors and Builders.
IMPORTEUS AND DEALERS IN
Doors, Sasla, Blinds, Paints,- Oil,
Builders' Hardware, Etc., Etc.
PUKIFINE is for sale by
tho Hollistkr Drug Co. in
25c, 50c., 75c. and $1.50 bot
tles. Tho "AUTOMATIC
DISTHIBUTORS" aro for
rental. Our Agents will call
!' i fir iv rA
rn j "j
''. t;.i' M
Exclusivo Agents for tho Islands.
H" oBSortmont of
Undortnkor nnd Embnlmcr