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EVENING BULLETIN, SEPTEMBER 11, 189G.
Getting tlio Hotter of Fntlicr Time.
MIm Elderly of Dallas has rousider
nblo trouble ill hiding tlio iuvhrci of
tiiic A few dnya ago her mother enid
Impatiently : v
"you havo been before that glass for
tho lnst.honr. Aron't.you over goiiig to
get through fixing yourself up?"
"Havo pntioncO) mother, dear. In half
nn hour moro I'll bo 20 years younger. "
"I nm very much in doubt," paid
Senator Sorghum, "as to what courso I
had better pursuo in this campaign."
"Why don't you simply do nothing?"
"That's what I'm going to do. Dut
tho question is, How 'm I going to get
paid for it?" Washington Star.
J Hobby' Orkr.
"Bobby, what aro you so unhappy
"I'm mad 'causo wo ain't got no big
fam'ly. Over at Billy Hopkins' lionoo
lio's got two gran'nias an threo aunts
tcr help him git his own way." Chi
Not n Trlllij.
Oj in. JkK 1 '.. "T
"cures talk" in (Avor rt,
of Hood's Sarsaparilla,
as for no other medi
cine. Its great cures recorded in truthful,
convincing language of grateful men and
women, constltuto its most offcctlvo ad
vertising. Mny o these cures aro mar
velous. They havo won the confidence of
tho people; havo given Hood's Sarsapa
lllla tho largest saies In tho world, and
havo mado necessary for its manufacture
tho greatest laboratory on earth. Hood's
Sarsaparlllais known by tho cures it has
mado cures of scrofula, salt rheum and
eczema, cures of rheumatism, neuralgia
and weak nerves, cures of dyspepsia, liver
and kidney troubles, catarrh end malaria.
Such euros as This Provo Merit.
" Sly llttlo nephew was a plump and
healthy baby until a year and a half old,
then sores broko out behind his cars and
spread rapidly ocr his head, hands and
body. A physician said tho trouble was
scrofula humor In tho blood. Tho child
becamo ono completo sore. Wo had to
restrain his hands to keep him from
scratching tho sores. Wo wcro induced
to try Hood's Sarsaparilla, and in a short
tlmo ho had mora life. Ho Improved rap
idly, his skin becamo entirely clear of
sores and ho is now a healthy child."; Mrs.
Florence Andrews, Clearfield, Iowa.
"Tako yo photograph altogether?"
After tlio Wcdillntr.
She Thero wero no less than 19 imp
kin rings among tho wedding prcscnta
He That argues either wo will havo
a very largo family or, if your father
doesn't como down liberally, you will
havo to open a boarding house. Texas
No Doubt About It.
Disheartened Tradesman I'vo about
mado up my mind that life is a conun
drum. I can 't mako anything out of it
Undertaker Well, if you givo it up,
I can. Boston Courier.
"Hollo, thero I"
"Is that you, Mrs. Casoy?"
"Whin yon git t'rough wid yor dress
maker, would you niolnd siudlu her
ncrost tho way to ine? I want to put a
Mary of Midiciuo collar to my shtriped
Only Ono Per Day.
Our friend Bloggina has been told by
his doctor that ho must toko plenty of
cxcrclbo and smoko only ono pipo a day.
Bloggins, who's n bit of an engineer,
has just invented a waehiuo which en
nhlos him to cany out tho doctor's in
structions to tho lrtfr r. Ilo'a suro togct
well now. Ally bloper.
Ilnw Ho Caught Her.
no had begged her to bo his, and sho
had treated tho request in a maimer
that suggested frivolity.
"Why do you uso rattrap pedals?"
ho reproachfully asked her as sho pre
pared to mount her wheel.
"Why ehonlrlii't I?" Mio exclaimed.
"I should think," ho toftly muimur
ed ua ho gazed at htr dainty ftct,
"that n!0uf-ctru)3 would be amply
Sho was Ills from that moment.
Tlio Modern Notion,
Now Yorker (gladly) My dear, my
salary has been raised to ?30,000.
His Wife (ecstatically) Iwi't that
grand? Now vo can aflord to givo up
this unstylish house and old fashioned
goidcn and livo in a flat. Now York
Camn Hack l'or Comfort.
"Hollo, old niun, what aro yon
"Tuking a icat. "
"But I thought you just icturned
from tho seashore?"
"So I did. " Olovolnud Plain Dealer.
The Evening lUdletin, 75 rrnls
Is the best In fact ttie Ono True Blood rundcr.
mj- t-mi c,lro liver Tils; easy to
Hood S FllIS Uke, easy to operate. 25c.
Hobron Drug Co., Agents.
13?" My Hack does not tip in this man
ner, no matter how weighty tho load.
Hack No. 14
asar TELEPHONE 170 a
Slands Ttetlihl mid K.ny n'reors.
J. J. SorxiVAff,
Fasliion StaWes Go.,L'd.
Honolulu, H. I.
Sullivan & Buckley, Mau'g'rt.
FINEST EQUIPPED CARRIAGES
in tho City, with Competent uud Care
Stand at the Pantheon Stables,
Corner of Fort and Hotel Streets.
Haw'ti Hotel Stables, 82.
I'autlieon btauies, 04,
1'm.lifoii Stables. 148.
BAGGAGE delivered and chock
ed to any Steamer. Furniture
untl Pianos can'fully moved ttt
Fort and Queen Sts.
Day Tel. 912, Ro-idence Tel. G-13.
Livery and Bearding Stables
Comer Jlcrclmnt nml HldinrdsSls.
LIVELY NO BONDING STABLES.
37" Cnnlugi'8, Sii'iem mil HncKs t all
lionri-. THUU'IIONE -100.
A now importation of
, AT ,
p. $. TiE(L0AN M$
"FORT AND HOTEL STREETS.
Fort Street, opposite llackfeM's.
A Now Lot o Nico Goods Just
Eeceived. Oleauiug and Re
More often than not deter
mine a man's standing. If
you will come to us for your
clothes wo will seo to it that
you leave with a good
appearance and it won't cost
you much. Latest fashions
now in. Dress up and make
Vm. G. InwiN.
San FrancUco AgtnlaTnjt Nevaba Bank or
DIUW BXCI1ANOB ON
San FitANOisco The Nevada Unnk of San
London The Union Bank of I.ondon.'Ltd.
New Youk American Exchange National
CmoAoo Mcrcliantf National Bank.
l'Ains Coinptolr National U'Etcompt de
Bbhlin Dresdncr Bank;
Honokono and Yokohama Hongkong &
Slianclial llanklne Corporation.
New Zkai.ani) and Austuama Bank of New
ViOToniA and Vancouveii Bank ol Mont
real. Transact a General Banking and Eictange Baslness
Term and Ordinary Dcpolsts ltccclvcd.
Loans mado on Appioed Security. Com
mcrcial and Trawkrs Cicdtts Issued. Bills
of Excliango Uonlit and sold.
Collections Tkommlv Accounted Fob.
r. 0. joxes.
E. A. JONE3
HAVE FOll SALE
A Few Shores of
Pala Siirnr Stock,
Hawaiian Sugar Co. Stock.
Hawaiian Government and 1st
Mortgage Sugar IMnnta-
t35 For particulais npply to
Tho Hawaiian Snfo DapcBit &
OH Fort Hlront ... llonolnln
Medftiros & Decker,
The Hotel Street Tailors.
Wnvrlfy Dlock, - Honolulu.
Situated on n 'neiiutlfnl Uil'sido Overlools
ingtho Ocean, nml 1.100 feet
nbevo Sen Lev ol.
Only 21 hotir' sail from Honolulu.
Climnto mild, o'ear dry nttiiosphcio, freo
from fogs uud mnlnrin, cspeclnl provlslou
for riniot nml rest as well us for nniiiBO
ment and outdoor life.
DK. H. A.LINDLF.Y, I'rop.,
325 tf Komi, lluwnli.
Wri gilt's Villa,
A Short Dlstiiii'o from tho llridge,
Transact a General Banking
and Exchange Business.
Commercial and Traveler's
Letters of Credit issued, avail
able in all tho principal cities
of tho world.
H- Davie's & Cd
Commission .. Agents I
" Ono of tho divincst benefits that has ever como to the
human race." Thomas Carlylc.
Wo import from tho Princi
pal Factories of the World.
1 Fine Cigars a Specialty
HOLLISTER & CO.,
'nrupr Port and Merchant Sts. "Wholesale and Retail.
i i im mi --n .
Bulletin, 75c, Per Month
Tourists and otluu. will find it to their J
they Mill meet with ooiy accommodation
It Cures! Yes, Gures!!
Mrs. Utter Had Serious
Kidnev and Brain
All Praise to tlio Great
Medicine That Mado
that comfort requires
MltS. TflOS. WRIGHT.
IF'ort Street, - - - - Tel. VV
BOARDING, -:- SALE -:- AND -:- LIVERY.
HABNESy -:-- -A-jSTX) --:
-WE HAVE THE-
FWBST DRIVING HORSES
Tim host of atlintinii fihen to nnimnls left with ns. Careful (lrhers.rcs) octfu.
nttuudiints, inouiiitiHHS. HhoKs, Suirits, Ruikts. lliiyt'ics.rhnotons, Wnf;,uttt;i'
rViRG. FRAMCEO UTTER.
Paso Roblks, Cal., May 1, 1893.
"Wells, Riciiahdson & Co.,
Gentlemen: I cannot speuk too highly of Paino's Celery Compound. I
have just purchased the third bottle, and am sure that tho medicine, with God's
blessing, has relieved me of a serious ali'ection of kidney and brain trouble and
a stubborn case of rheumatism.
I feel very grateful that I was bo fortunate as to learn of tllis lllCdicillO
that inakes people well.
I remain, j
Very respectfully, "cWfc ifiTTiu,
HOLLISTER DRUG Co.,
Wholesale Agents for the Hawaiian Islands
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