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Whr He Wouldn't Go.
"Supposing," remarked tho man who
wears glasses and talks at random,
"that wo woro to linvo a war"
"Wo'ro not going to liaVo nny such a
thing," replied Keener.
"liut, supposing wo Rliould, what
Bccms a niisfortutro would becomo an
ndvnntago. If wo should havo a war, I
wouldn't go because I'm too nearsight
ed." "I 'wouldn't go cither. I'm too far
sighted." Washington Star.
A Collector Now.
"Keep still," commanded tho tall
burglar, pointing his revolver at tho
housoholdor, who had just waked up.
"Wo don't want your money. Wo'vo
got all tho money wo want. All wo'ro
nftor now is your monogram handker
chiefs. Wo'ro making aoollnptiou."
And whilo ho thus diseouisod with
tho owner of tho premises tho short,
pimply faced burglar went through tho
bureau diaweis. Chicago Tribune
Prisoner (hi Now Jersey) I'm no
burglar, your honor. I had no burglar's
Tustico But you woro found nftcr
night with a mask on.
Prisoner ilosquitoes, yonr honor.
I'm a stranger hero, and I hud to io
Eomcthing. New Yoik Sunday World.
Short on Sugar.
"I understand," said tho missionary,
"that when my predecessor passed uway
it was in bitterness of spirit"
A sudden spasm shook tho features of
tho cannibal chief. "Yes," ho sighed,
"would that ho had becu preserved!"
Now York Press.
How Slio Manaceil Him.
Harry Say, old boy, how do you
keep so clean shaven?
Dick I don't know, but I Jiayo to. If
I don't, my wife uses my chin to scratch
matches on. Now York Herald.
One Advantace Fomteiued.
Mildred Thoso Philadelphia men nro
too slow about kissing u girl.
Myrtlo Yes, I know. But they nro
also slow about quitting after they havo
The Cycler I'ace.
I've beard mul read of tho cycler's fnco
Tliut la now quito known to fame
I hnvo kcpii anil noted tlio anxious trnco
On tho features of tho tuiinu.
I have mnrveled much at the tales they toll
Of each linenmontal c.cso
Of the set, fixed, hardened lines that well
Dutormlno tho cycler's face
But my greatest; examplo of the like
Is that of the cycling churl
Who had tho faco to borrow my bike
To olopo with my best girl.
"Hero," said tho person who was fa
miliar with tendencies, "I would muko
n suggestion. You havo your character
fall into a brown study. Brown is such
n common color and so trying for tho
ordinary completion, don't you know."
"You havo been living too high,"
said tho physician. "You'll havo to
"I rcalio that," was tho reply.
"That's why I sent for you. Now I
won't bo ablo to allonl it" Washing
UenutiEul, artistic, nccurnte,
charming island viows at King
Bros. Every prominont point on
tho islands is photographed by us
and painted by tho bost of our
Sterling, tho painter, is pre
pared to quote prices on roof
painting. He uses a composition of
coal tar and ceniont. Cheapest
and best rooE preparation in Ho
nolulu. There is a handsome piece of
property, 70x100 foot, on tho cor
ner Prospect and Hackfold streets.
It iB all fenced ready for building
and water pipes are laid on. En
quire of II. M. Dow.
Tho Criterion Saloon is a
pleasant place to go to and its
greatest attraction is tho puro,
cold Seattle beor on draught
there. It makes one's mustache
curly and puts now lifo into tho
Singors lend tho world. Over
13,000,000 made and sold. High
est awards at tho "World's Colum
bian Exposition for excollouco of
construction, regularity of motion,
ease of motion, groat speed, ad
justability, durability, oaso of
learning and convonionco of ar
rangement. B. Borgerseu, agont,
King and Bothol streets.
Tlicio was mi old maid ns sick as sick could
Doctor said the trouble was drlnMng com
Recommended "Salvation Akmv Bit vnij,"
When, Oh, what Joy to tell.
It quickly raised her from her bed,
Doth strong and sound nnd well.
Harry Cannon, Palama Grocory,
is appointed Polo Agent in the
Hawaiian Islands for this justly
Popular Brand of Tea. Sold in
80 cent Alb. packages. His Me
morial fnixtum, Young Hyson
and Japan, 25conts, unrivaled for
cheapness and oscollonco of
. iwl .hihjimJIHJJ.M I ! !"! fclIIIIHHl ' "
rFss&r "i FiPfc ai
I coino without nny previous warn- 1
I L.jj. Vho Kit x ay fo nluas to 1
I bo prepared. Keen n bottle of I
1 1'crry Davis' Pain Kiu.imbyyou. I
1 It relieves ot once. I
It Ualsoimuro cure for Cramps, Colic nnd I
m nnuniiiiuvruiu juin. h
might fail Where one doss of l'.iin
Killer would succeed. If you hac
a cough or cold or any other winter
complaint, try Pain Killer at once.
It never fails to give instant relief.
t Bnv uavis St Son, l'rovidence, U. I.
Will euro a cold before it settles
or nflcr it settles. The right
time to take it is wlicn you
lcci uie com coming on.
l'repared only ty
Perry Davis & Son,,
Hoilister -:- Drug
13G-tf Agents for tho Hawaiian Islands,
I take pleasure in announc
ing to you that I havo remov
ed to my new quarters at NO.
513 FORT STREET and am
prepared to execute all orders
pertaining to my business.
Jewelry Repairing, "Watch
Repairing, Eino Engraving,
etc., otc. I havo a handsomo
Btock of "Watches and Jowol
ry to show you including a
largo variety of valuable Isl
and Curios. Your patronage
is respectfully solicited.
To My Patrons:
It gives me much pleasure
to announce1 that MB. M. It.
COUNTER, one of the most
skilled watchmakers over in
thoso Islands, is now managing
my repairing depnrtmont. No
watch is so complex in its
mechanism but wo can givo per
fect satisfaction in correcting
tho evils to which watches are
hoir. Watches aro delicate
things to handle. Wo guarunteo
that they will rocoivo no injury
at our hands and will leuvo
our ptoro in porfoct ropair.
E. A. JACOBSON.
ii n fine nrt. Costly jowolry wl
damaged needs careful attention, ox
perieuco and care. To gut this, Hond
your work to
A. fl. R. Vieira,
AT ISIIOWN V I(Ulti:i'N.
Unique Designs in Jewelry.
! Tu.i.iimn 7f)."i. 'Ml-tt
H. Gr. BIAET.
O na Puna llakana
Ka Hiuahiwa oi loa aku o
ka Naui Makamao.
E Hiki ke Hoomaemae
pu ia na Wati poino a mo ka
haki o ko A-u.
Alantii Pupu, kokoko alnnui Moi.
A. V. GEAR.
Telephone 256, : : : : No. 210 King St.
I , I
(Nnunnu Street, near Hotel)
. . STRAW HATS . .
I Have HUNDREDS of DOZENS whichl am Selling
IBiESX- OWCOST I
I3J- Inter-Wand orders In quantity filled at a figure lmpofslble to meet.
EVERY VARIETY OF HAT OF LATEST STYLE AND PATTERN.
MUEATA & CO., " """.
Arc about to rcccivo a big stock of , , ,
ua n ww wv jrtx .. -ft, -rm. jm
. . . . Tho very finest of lino lines.
fl.ooSr. Oul I'uv (L's! Present Mock Will He Sold
Below Oosst Z
To mnkn room. Coiuu in nnd investigate. IT WH '' 1'AY. YOU .
AND ALL KINDS OFDRY GOODS!
MTJRA.TA & CO., Hotel nnd Nminuu streets.
The . . .
Has a largo assortment of
Chandeliers and Elec
Constantly on hand.
Estimates givon for houso wir
ing and Electrical plants.
Marino Wiring a Hpooialty.
Brass Signs and
Gilding on Glass Specialties
RJaf" A'l kinds of Contracts for
Union Stroot, next to Storling,
Commissioner of Deeds
State of California.
llahu; been appointed and commissioned
a Commissioner of Deeds for the State of Cal
ifornia, 1 am prepared
To administer ami certify oaths.
To take and certify depositions and alllila
vlte. To take and certify the acknowledgment or
proof ol powers of attorney, mortgages,
transfers, grabts, deeds or other Instruments
A. V. GEAR,
Telephone 250. S10 King Street,
noxt to Lucas' Mill
Drays, Carts and
For PULLING UP Trees
T. B. MURRAY,
Fitted up with all tho Modorn
Manufacturing and Repairing Vehicles
of Every Description.
Blacksmithing and Horse Shoeing.
ALL WORK GUARANTEED.
128 & 130 FORT STREET.
Blacksmithing in All Its Branchss.
W. W. WIUOUT, Proprietor.
(Successor to G. West)
mrwMiivrti , uwm
TIJB Yokohama Specie Banl
Subscribed Canitnl Yen 12,000,000
Paid Up 1,'npltnl Yea 4.GOO,000
Ktscnorund Yeu 4,130,000
HEAD 0FICu. YOKOHAMA.
BRANCHES AND AGENCIES.
Kobo, London, Ljons, Now York,
Ban i'Miitihco, Slmnghiii,
Bombay, Hong Kung.
Tinniaitu n General Hanking and Ex
A goucy Yokohama Settle Dank
New Repolillc BnlldiDg, Honoln'n, n. I.
Wholesale Dealer in Japanese
Liquors and Prol!ons, SaM a specialty,
Allen Shieet. Ti-lei'Hone 703.
Arrived pe-r S. S. "Australia."
NOW ON SALE AT THAT
EMPORIUM OF FASHION
jtaw Qoods I pleW Qoods 1
tSf Come larly and jjet jour eholcc.
407-0 KlnR St., near Castle & Cooke.
No. 408, Nuuanu street
Has just received a new lino ot
DRY GOODS, LADIES AND GENTS
SHOES AND GENE11AL MERCHAN.
j Agent for tho following rlco plantations
tfUlJJIU, MIllllWU, IVUIUJUtU, 1TU1U1US
fjtf" My rico from Knneohe is m.irkurt
L A aud is guaruutcod Al.
P. O.BoxlU .... Telephone 100,
Formerly tlio liny Horso Saloon
Corner Uutliel nnd Hotel Streets, Honolulu.
SPECIAL EATINQ HOUSE:
Frivnte ltooms for Ladles and Gentlemen,
Open from C a. m. to 1 in morning.
Frico of Tiekots, $1.G0. Slnplo Meal, 25o.
llutUol street ultovo Fpbt Ofilco.
NICE AND CLEAN.
Chicken on Tnchdnys, Thursdays and
Saturdnys. Ico Crenm on Sundays. Fino
Salads with dinner eucli duy.
Jloals, 2jc 22 Tickets, $4 CO.
(All CHOCK, i'ropr.)
Meals 25 Cents. gJNtN.D. .
Fmatoltooui for Ladies.
GniWEii Hotel and Union Sts.
TOM CHUNG KEE,
No. 47 Nuuanu street.
Dealer in Ladies' and Gentle
Hoots and Shoes to order, I use tho best
material. Goods warranted towear well. 143-
TOOK ON & CO.,
Just oponed now supply of First-class Shoes
Ladies' & Gonts Shoes Mado to Ordor
Trom American aud French Leathers.
410 Hotel street, near Nuunnu.
Of All Kinds of Provisions,
Chinese Tea and
GROCERIES, -:- RICE,
All kinds of Oiinncil Krnlt, Cigars,
nun n largo nss irduent ol goods too
numerous to mention nt tho very
Hotel Street, oppo. Pantheon.
NEW CIGARS! NEW CIGARS!!
rinent in the city.
LA PERLA DEL ORIENTE,
ins mr a
HLIG-flC LIFiU I
JSTEW STORE !
Sam o Oh an
Ntuauu streot, near Kukui
NOW OlJEIV !
EananaH and V, Ljctab'es alwaj s on band.
ChickeLs and Ducks a ivc or dress
ed, 1'rohli EgKS deliered
to all parts of tho city.
ISLAND FRUIT 0? ALL KINDS.
We prow our own bananas
aud M'gct tblcH
SAM WO CHAN.
WING WO TAI & CO.,
211 Nuunnu xtrcet.
Importers and Dealers in
General -:- .HfrelinmliNc.
Kino Mauila Cigars, Chinese, aud Japa-uci-o
Crocker j ware, Mattings, Vasts of all
kinds, Cainphorwood TrunkB, linttau
Chairs. A lino AHfiortmout of Dress Silks.
Choicest brands of Cliincbe aud Japanese
Teas oi latest Importation.
V0 New Goods by ex cry steamer.
Mutunl Tel. 2C0 1'. O. Box 158
SIn.gr Xje Co.,
502 KING STREET,
FEESH :-: FRUITS
By ovory Cnliforuiu Htenmcr.
Importers of oil kinds of Groceries, Fruits.
CunncJ Goods, Cipint mul Tobneion,
at Lowest I'rlees.
Fresh Voctublcs Jhuijs on Hand.
HOP HING & COMPANY,
Wbolcsnlu Dealers In
Clitnesu 811k, Tea, and Matting,
Liquors and Manila Cigars, English 'and
403 Hotel street. - Telephone 147.
QTJONG SAM KEE & CO.
Importers and Dialers In
145-tf Cornor King nnd Maunakea Sta.
SANG YUEN KEE & CO.
Dealers In Tinware, etc , Piping Laid
F?f- Orders solicited; charges ery mo
derate. o.!l0!) Nuunnu St. ,4 doors ubovoKinp; St.
FOR . . .
Hest Imported Chineso Ten,
TINWARE, CROCKERY, HARD
WARE, CIGARS, ETC,
Fino Chinese Teas freshly imported. Very
low prices Go to
WING TAI LUNQ
141- iiJl Nuuanu street
HO YEN KEE & CO.,
and dealers In
CUOCKEKY, GLASSWARE, ETC., ETC.
Water I'ipes, laid and repaired,
and plumbing ueitly executed.
142. No 41, Nuuanu street
LIN SING KEE,
Plumber fc Tinsmith
Dealer In Tin and Agate Ware.
All kinds of Plumbing done in a 8atlsfactorj
Manner at Lowest Rates.
V. O. Box 274, 212 4C3 Hotel Bt.
CHEONG KEE CO.
All kinds of tinware, crockery,
uto, at lowest prices.
Nnnimn nnd notel etroeti
W. W. Ahana
Makes Clothing to ORDER of tho
yery best lnutenata nnd in the very
latest style. . , . .
A. Perfect Fit
ALL OF MYWORKMEN AIK
Cleaning and Repairing a Specialty
W. W. AHANA,
To Whom It
ThiB is to certify that 0. Akira
has mado Bovoral suits of clothes
for ino ami tho workmanship hax
boon of tho bost. I take pleasure
in recommending him and bit
JAMES P. OBERTUEFFEB,
Suits to order. Tit Guaranteed. Fiue Duck
Suit, $5np; Fine Tweed l'nuts, $4.50 up;
ITino Suit, $18 up. Clothes cleaned nnd re
paired. 200 KING STIIEET.
P. O. Box 144s
Chock Chee & Co., Merchant Tailors,
Clothes Cleaned aud Repaired.
No. 322 Nuunnu Street.
215-ly 1 O. 1$ox 23J.
II yon want your Clothes Dyed and male
to look now, call mound at
Merchant :-: Tailor.
48 Nuuann streit, V O Box 153.
C T. AKANA.
No. 324, Nun mm street.
v MERCHANT TAILOR,-v
Fine Suitings made to order at lowest prict,
145 Clothes cleaned and repaired.
W. A.hin & Co.,
320 Nnnaun Street.
Tins Suitings from Host American ant
Ototbe Cleaued nnd Itopaired.
Y. MAN SI2STG-,
Fashionable Dress Maker.
1.11 I-OUT STIIEET.
Dresses made to order. Sewing, gua
ranteed. If the stitches break I will' re
pair without oxtrn charge. 3072m
MANUFACTURER, : UPHOL
STERER : AND : DEAL
ER : IN . . '. .
Furniture, Bedding, Etc., Etc
Contractor and Guilder.
No. 80, Nnunnu street.
Has on hand Coffins, Camphor Trunks,
Matting, Wardrobes, Desks, Matvesses.etc
gl& Call in and inspect Roods.
YEE SING TAI CO.,
Furuituro Dealers nnd Painters.
Fort Streot, opposite Club Stables.
Orient Planing Mill
VING PAT & CO.,
CONTRACTORS AND BUILDKRS,
Furniture of all kinds made and repaired
Building houses and raakiug rice mllhi spe
cialty. P, O. Box 102, corner King ad lkfthtl
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