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EVENING BULLETIN, SEPTEMBER 12, 1896.
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nnd throwcd tho chronico into tho
"But wliy did they ct mud at tlioir
"Oh, wo got together nnd voted to
buy ftri oight day clock fur tho homollcst
woman in tho 8ettlomcnt, nnd tho
blntncd thing, hag passed around 'four
times oror, hnd iins had sovcii of tho
days hhd morft of-tho wheels "k'ickell hut
of it. Guess you'll cither hoy toMoon
about eight tulles farther or tak6"t'd'tha
woods, stranger. "
Tnken For n Kicker.
Tho proprietor of tho railroad rostau
rant spotted him at onco m n kicker and
was ready for him as ho approached tho
"Any sandwiches?" queried tho trav
eler as ho cast his eyes around.
"Yes, sir. Hero orosomo mado in the
year 1840, and I can guarautco them as
having been fully petrified for tho last
"And fried cakes?"
" Yes, a few. I am saving them to
sell to tho government for grapeshot in
caw of war, but I'll lot youlmvutuo
or threo if you aro suffering. "
"Thank V replied tho traveler, with
u genial smile. "I presume I can get a
cup of coffco hero?"
"You can got a cup of liquid mado of
chicory, liruus and sawdust. Some folks
call it colfco, I boliove. You don't ex-
pect to find anything decent to cut
L and drink in a railroad restaurant, of
"I havo nhvays enjoyed my meals in
inch places, " quietly replied tho traveler.
That is ono reason I
travel t-o much.
I get tired of tho firht
class hotels in
Now York. Havo you
any eggs which wero boiled during tho
"Any cold chicken left over from tho
"Great Scott, no I"
"No butter of tho brand of 1800?"
"For tho laud's sake, but what kind
of n man aro you?" gasped tho proprie
tor. "What sort of a man did you tako mo
"A kicker, of course "
"Sorry very sorry. No, I nover
kick. Plcnso baud mo soma of tho sand
wiches, and if you havo a pieco of pio
mado about tho timo of Leo's surrender
pass it along and set your own price. "
He Wiut n I'll I 111 re.
"I havo come," ho began to tho box
ing instructor, us ho picked up u flvo
ouuco glovo and drew it on his right
hand, "I havo como to get afow lossous
in boxing. I'll tako nnout six lessons
and then sail in and lick u chap who
got my girl away from mc. What's tho
flrst thing to bo done?"
"To seo if yon havo tho necessary
sand," was tho reply. "Ever havo a
"Ever get a smash on tho noso?"
"Then you can't tell how you would
act. Put on tho other glovo and squ.no
oil at me. Hands up. Now, then, ini
agiuo I'm tho chap who cut you out.
Do you feol mad?"
"Want to do mo up?"
"Yes, I want to paralyzo you. "
"All right; go in."
Ten minutes later tho young man sat
up and looked around in n dazed way
and asked what had happened.
"AKD I HAVE NO SAXDf"
"Why, I tapped you on tho ;ioso,"
replied tho instructor.
"And what did I do?"
"Start"d to run, and I hit you behind
tho car, and you laid down."
"And I havo no hand?"
"About as much as a spring lamb.
Thcro's a p.iil of water nnd a spongo
over there, and hero's your coat and
est. 5Iy terms aro $3 per lesson, sand
-t)rfio sand. Thanks, l'lcaso shut tho
outsido door when you go down. "
Ho Was Tuo Smart.
y Customer What havo yo got in tho
sliapo uv apples?
Smart Clork Several things, undo.
Wo havo peaches, lemons, oranges aud
potatoes, all iu tho shape of apples moro
Customer So I seo. Got er monkey
in tho shapo uv a human bein, too, but
I ain't lookin for no menugerio, so I'll
trado somowhar else. Brooklyn Life.
lie Suro You Are tlglit
And tlicn ko rlglit nlii-ml If your blnocl Is
mimio, jour nppdltu Inllliuc, jour iiurvus
weak, you may tiu sure that Hood's Sarbnimr
I lift la wlmtoti nccit Then tnUu nosubstl
tute. InMM miin Itooil'g nnd only Hood's.
This Is tliu int'dk'lno which Ims tho lamest
alcs In thu world. Hood's Snrsnnarllln Is
tho Onu Tiny lllnoil l'lirllbr.
Ilonii'n Vninio prompt, uillcleut, always
rillAblc uisy niuli'. i'hsv tn operate.
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Nicely furnished rooms nt tho
Popular House, lfil l''ort stroot,
from 1.00 per week up.
!u jJJwC Jiwifc -iSiiUH'i
P. D. Corsets
and G-ray .
, !0 STORE.
Dr. W. L. Moore
Special attention given to diseases of tho
cyo and car.
I a to 4 pin.
Walanucnno Ave. near Court He-use. i03-tf
(Physician -:- and - Surgeon
Ilesidouco next to H. W. Schmidt,
Ks'., liurctauia street
Specialty: Diseases of Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat
DR. U ALVAREZ
HAS KKMOVKI) TO
Emma Street, near Beretania.
EST Hours: 3 to 5 nnd 7 to 8 v. m.
I. MORI, M. D.,
Oflice: Corner Fort nnd Kukui sis.
Residenco, Arlington Ilotol.
Houras 7 to 8:30 u m; 4 to 8:30 p m; Sat
urday and Sand ly, 1 to 5 p m. Tel. 530.
Dr. C. B. High.,
into Philadelphia Deutnl C
Graduato riiilucMplila Deutnl College,,
A. C. WALL, D. D. S.,
Hotel Street, Arlington Cottagu.
GEORGE A. DAVIS
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
Honolulu, II. I.
KT Oillco : 114 Merchant street.
GILBERT V. LITTLE,
ATTORNEY AT L
G. R. Harrison,
Practical Piano Maker and Tuner.
Can Furnish tho Bast
Office, Fort street, opposite Catholic School.
Tclophono 234, 412 nnd 100.
JK3 Orders promptly attended to.
210 King streot.
DifficultCollcctlons a Specialty
it .-.-'' o.tt
IUHMIIIIIIIIM II win in I
Castle & Coolie
. G. Irwin & Co.
Win. Q. Irwin, - I'rraidcut find Miuingcr
Olnus Sprcckels, ... Vico-Presiilent
W. M. Giflhrd, - Secretnry und 'I'rwisurer
TLeo. O. Porter, - . . Auditor
aoknts ok inn
00EANI0 STEAMSHIP COMPANY
OF SAN FKANOIBOO. OAL.
C. BREWER & COMPANY, LIMITED,
Queen street, Honolulu, n.I.
Ilauallan Agricultural Company, Onamrn Sucar
Compan), llonuniii Sugar Company, Wailiiku
SuKarCuRipan, U'alhcu Sugar Conmaii), Makee
Sugar Compan), llnlrakitn Ranch Cotrmany, K.v
papain Kniich. Plainer' Line Sin rranclico
racket, Chan. Iliewer Co.'a Line of Morton
PacktlH..-A(i;ms Hoton Hoard ofDinlrrwriters.
AkciiIs Philadelphia Hoard of Underwriters.
LIST OF OFFICKHS:
P O Jones, President; George n Robortson,
Maungor; E F Hisliop, Trenaurer ntul Seo
rctnrv; Col. V F Alien, Auditor; OM Cooke,
U ntcrlioiiho, A V Cnrtor, Directors.
Fort St. Opp. Pantheon Stnblcs.
l'cia'co it Kkiinandkz - I'ltoi-a.
A Dolicnto Touch !
Keen Rnzors !
Artistic Ilnir Cutting !
Comfortable OJmirs !
fXf Wo employ uone but the most ex
perienced Tonsorial Artists. Tho most
Luxuriously appointed Shop in tho Isl
ands. Beaver Saloon,
H. J. NOLTE, Proprietor.
The Best Lunch in Town
Tea and Coffee
at at,ij nouns.
THE FINEST BRANDS OF
ars and Tobacco
ALWAYS ON HAND.
Eagle -:- House
CARL KLEMME, Proprietor,
Now mnnngemout. Oominodious rooms.
Table Hoard tho lincst, including many
Palatable German Dishes.
Board and Room, per week $5.50 to 57.50
Table Board, per week $5.00
A FAMILY HOTEL.
T. ICro-u-so, - lE'rojp.
Por Day 7. 9 2.00
Per Week 12.00
Cpaclal ToxLtlvly IZutoo t
Tho Best of Attoudnnoo, tho Host Situn
tiou aud tho Finest Menls iu this City
IB - k: db IS "ST I
Hotel Btreot, near Fort.
BREAD, PIES and CAKES
Of all kinds,
f. 'J The Finest Imported nnd IIomo
The Elite Ice Cream Parlors
219 Headquarters for Island Curios,
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wn. 'wy ;
BRAUNSCHWEIGER - & - CO,
lMPOnTEn3 ANDLIQUOR MEnCHMT9.
No. C, Drumm Street, - Sun Francisco.
FOIt SALE IK HULK.
American Uomtno.v Whiskies in Iiond per
barrel containing nbont 40 gnllons ench
nt vnrlons prices according to ngo nnd
0Ai.irop.su GRArp. Bnsi)v in Pond per
biiriul ot about A0 to 50 gnllous.
Alio the 'flebrnted Case H7itJti;
"Lxtrn l'ony" ltourbnn Whisky, 12 bottlosj
1 gnllons per enso.
"Henrgrass" llourbon Whisky, 12 bottles, 2
2-C gallons per enso.
"Old I ioucer" llourbon Whisky, 12 bottles,
2 2-5 gallons por enso.
"Tennessee White Hyo" Whisky, 12 bottlos'
2 2 5 gallons por enso.
OALIKOllNIA TOUT WINES, SHKHRIES,
Bond orders by ranil. Satisfaction gun.
Braxinschweigor & Co.,
No. C, Drumm street.
A general stock ot Liquors, Aloa and
FKESII HKEK ALWAYS OX DRAUU1IT.
OUR PORT AND SHERRY,
Aro of tho finent nnd come to us
direct from Europe. . . . .
OUR MCBRAYER WHISKEY
Imported straight from Lonis
JAMES OLDS, Prop
'or. .Summit unit llrrcdiiila Mtt.
t. ki:vi:k, niimusor.
COOL FRESH BEER!
On Driuigll and tho Standard llramls ot
FINE WHISKIES, 3RANOIES, WINES AND
t ii(.k civicirr A Sl'FCIAI.TV.
KI.NO AND NUUANU STJIEETS,
Tho celebrated Enterprise
Beer on Draught and in
42 Morohunt Street.
Lands For Sale situated
at TCancohe, Oahit.
Lot near Lunalilo Jloine
Lots at Pearl City.
Furnished, Rooms To Let.
42 Uerchnnt street.
R. C. A. PETERSON,
Custom ITqusq Broker,
aSTotai'v -:- 3?ublic,
General Business Agent.
Colleotiouu carefully attended to.
312 FOlVr STUEET.
W. H. RICKARD,
Geneiul Business Agent
Will attend to Conveyancing in
till its Branches, Collecting
and all Business Mutters
All Business entrusted to him
will recoivo Prompt nnd Careful
Hcnokaa, Hamakua, Hawaii.
A New Abstract Office.
As a result of 15 year's experi
ence in tho Abstract Business, I
am proparod to make Abstracts of
Title in a most thorough, accurate
and complete manner, aud on
F. "W. Makinnky.
In W. O. Smith's Ollico, 318
Fort Streot. 215-tf
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PEuf 81 mm
PURIFINE v ., ' ' -I
Is the disinfectant that tho world
la talking about In tho United
States Us merits aro becoming
known. Thq pcoplo aro using; It.
Purlflno possesses many points tn
Its favor over other preparations.
It Is odorless, nnd In employing It
ns a disinfecting agent, docs npt
create another odor nq offensive ns
that which it subdues. Non
poisonous too. Thaib an advan
tage children will meddle; ser
vants mlsttnderstnnd; then thcro's
trouble Somo one Is poisoned.
Thoso who uso It speak its praiso
in convincing language. Here's oao
from tho Department of Modlclno
In tho University of Michigan.
"We tine Purlflno nnd find It very
good for dcoilorbliiG Rinks nid
boxes.ctc.nnd for wntihlng s.onnj
used nbout subjects for dl-sec-tion.
W. A. OAMPUJJMi,
Demonstrator of Anatomy."
upon you and explain the merits of "Punfino" nnd the "Au
H0LLISTER DRUG CO.,
523 Fort Street.
Telephone 240. Ill Port
J. S. WALKER,
EOYAL INSURANCE COMPANY, LIVEEPOOL,
ALLIANCE ASSURANCE COMPANY OF LONDON,
ALLANOEMAIUNE& GEN. ASSURANCE CO. OF LONDOfl
SCOTTISH UNION and NATIONAL INSURANCE CO.,
WILHELMA OF MAGDEBURG GENERAL INSURANCE CO
SUN LIFE INS. CO. OF CANADA,
LIFE, FIRE and MARINE RISKS,
TAKEN at REASONABLE RATES.
Rooms 12 SPREOKELS BLOCK Honolulu, H. I,
.-: AT THE :-.
fiitu Cufnitiiro Stnrp 8f-?l
P 9 I i B ILZ a 1 1 I LI I u mJ 1 U I Ufl jyvv. 5?-rn
(Corner of Fort and Bcrctanla streets.) If Vfyf X
Just rocoived Ex. Bk. Albort i' nesortment of Hfe:-J'
' REED JFUJFtlS'ITXJjtiE. 'JT Hu
H.H. WDLLIAMS, (Manager)
Undertaker nnd Embalmor
H. E. MoINTYBE & BRO.,
IMPORTERS AND i)EALCU3 IN
Grroceries, Provisions and Feed.
New Goods deceived by Every racket
FRESH CALIFORNIA TRODUOE BY EVERY STEAMER
ah HrriAm fnlthfnllv .ltttmlwl to and Goods Delivered to any
Part of tlie
ISLAMD O&DEBS BOLICITKO,
EABT OOKNKlt ifOUT
Telephone C3. 5 B T. O. Box 222.
Oahu Lumber 4 Building Co.,
King Street, near Oahu Railway & Laud Co.'a Depot.
Lumber Merchants, Contractors and Builders.
IMrOllTEHS AND DEALERS IN
Doors, Sasla, Blinds, Paints, Oil,
Builders' Hardware, Etc., Etc.
jju .. .-
"! wPniMiwwig in wm I anm
w .J-. J
Hg- ".," ?1
) At J
PURIFINE is for sale by
the IIoM.isTini Drug Co. in
25c, f)0c, 75c. and $1.50 bot
tles. Tho "AUTOMATIC
DISTRIBUTORS" arc for
rental. Our Aironts will call
Exclusive Agents for the Islands.
Street. P. O. Box 147.
-i". o. itox ia
from the Eastern States and Europe
AND KING STKERTS.
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