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EVENING BULLETIN, SEPTEMBER 15, 1896.
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HOW BILL NYE STARTED
HIS FIIIST FITNJfY LET I UK OXK OH
Mlulil Ilnvc to Kctpn l'lnuo nil Vile
llnil mi Inmtllnblo AppMlto Tor
In 1881 Bill Nyo was a
briellews liiwyer, dabbling in
conntty nowupnpor woik nl
Laramie, Wyo. The thing which
drew him out of his obscurity utitl
oventuiilly nindo him n fntnous
lnunoriBt with i good rizp1 for
tune whb the letter in which ho
reined his plnen
-which wn-i leprinted
luathed the advent of a new comic
writer and tho turn of the lido in
tho iili'airs of Edgar Wilson Nye.
Hoio in tnt famous epistle:
To the De;iartinont of .Justice,
Washington, 1). C. : Several
months ao I losigiiod as United
States commissioner of this judi
cial district. The government did
not accept my resignation, thus
tacitly asseiting that there- was no
one who was considered compet
ent to tako my place, in holding
up this comer of tho national
J now once more resign. I do
not do so bpenuso I am displeased
with the government, or becausol
am displeased with public life.
Theio is no reason why the gov
ernment and myself should not
continue to he iiiends, but under
tho new legime for United Slates
coiumisbioiieis of distiict couits 1
am compelled to retire from tho
official capacity which 1 liuvo so
long filled with soniuch skill and
crtMit, both to my self and the
Umtt d 'nates.
The Department of Justice now
leijuiiPb mo to furnish a detailed
statement each month of all tho
business done by tho commission
er, with his otlicial certificate at
tnc tied. 1 am also requned to
keep a large volume iu my ollico
ns a lecord of tho United States
cases examined by mo. I am to
do this at my own expense, in
order that the honor and high
moral tone of tho nation may
All these lequiiemonts 1 could,
of course, comply with, but 1 am
cursed with tho horrible appre
hension that in the futuie I shall
bo required to do more or this till
tho exponso will bo more tliun 1
cau meet. I could now, of course,
got littlo chores to do around
town, enough for nucessary funds
to buy tho locords, etc., but before
another year tho government may
require mo to buy a mm bio-top
center tablo, and two or threo
paintings by the old masteis, in
older to givo the popular amount
of tenor to tho United States cn
miniils. This would compel mo
to f. o without a new ovoicoat and
umiei clothe, ot which 1 am Midi
in ueuil. I had hoped that with
the financial prospentyof the past
yeai there would bo one ciibo, at
leat, for eainiuation, for which
I could loalize J;'0orS7, and which
would easo this branch of the De
pnitineiit of Justice teinpoiiiuly,
but 1 liae been disappointed all
the way thiough. I could squeeze
along without the ovoicoat in
order to get tho required lecord
this winter, but tho underclothes
1 f el as if T ought to have.
1 might die suddenly while on
tho In nidi and it would sound
harshly if the telegraphic dispatch
weie to stale that when tho post
niiiiicm was uoki me jury
found a veulict that the United
States commissioner had died
firm exposure and a temporary
frlnunatipn of uudei clothes.
Our wintors hero are quite
6evero, nnd if tho Department of
Justice should some day lpquiio
mo in my ollicial capacity to buy
an upright piano and keep it on
file, t would bavo to olotho my
nek in my unswerving integtity
and a pair of gold-bowed eye
glasses. Theie is no question about tho
nir f chcei fulness that a pinno
would givo to my office, especially
if soiiio lady wero to bo tiied on
some chargo or another, for she
cou'd bang an oveituio out of tho
iiibtiumi'iit while waiting for the
United Slates attorney to come,
nnd it would holp him kill lime,
but the comt w mid either have to
lor k iit-elf in an adjoining closet
till tho defendant had gone, or
Do You Read Them ?
Do You Want One ?
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Wo mhko a specialty of
these publico tions.findshnll
bo pleased to have tho
Legal Fraternity of the
Islands call on us when
wanting a Law publica
tion, at the lowest possible
price. We are also
Law Office Sup
Document Files. Legal
Papers, Typewriter Pa
pors. Ribbons for am.
makes of Machines.
In fact, we can show you the
grcitost variety of Labor sav
ing devices of any House in
Town. If you want to save
mono', come our way, we are
the Money Savers for you.
Wall, Nichols Co,
75c. and $1.00
I. LEYIHGSTON, - - Manager,
Waver) oy Block, Hotel Street.
E3T bhlrts Made to Order.
Sale is Over!
Dut I nm Bellini: all of my
Block of (roods very cheap
My specialties fur tills
WLCkuro . . . .
STB. AW HATS I
Robinson UlocK, Hold 6tn.it.
METROPOLITAN IBIT CO.
SI 2Zis.Gr Stroot.
O. J. Waller ... Manager.
WHOLESALE AND BETAIL
CONSTANTLY ON HAND.
MefropoIiiBn HbM do.
Tlie Very finest
Bfrigefafed .-. Meai
Como and bco our
MEW CHICAGO R5?Ria5BAT0RS.
"Westbrook & Gares,
Telephone - - - - 104.
JosBph. Tinker, - - Prop.
Beef, irnpgj Mutton,
Pork, &SS& Veal,
Of tho Fiuoht Vnrietloi.
Maker ortlio Celebrated Pork Snusngo.
Nuuanu street, opp. Cbuplumliino.
City Feed Store,
Old Anuory, Derctnnin &U.
L. H. Dee & Co.
liny, Guiiu nnd Feed rcciUfld ex Admin,
Miouern nnd Alohu. Expected by S b
Mt Lebinou lot of AI
B0WiWZI gURpRIgE OiT&
Middling, Brim, Flour, Feeds of nil kinds.
l'OTATOl'S nnl HAWAIIAN COKN
nlwajs fresh from Maui.
LUX U R 1 ES ww"
For tho Ermine Table in the
way of nil kinds Fiist Glass
HAY, GRAIN 0 FEED
Aro on sale by tho
WASHINGTON FEED OOH'Y
51 Fort St
of Groceries me moru palatubla as ell
as livultlikr tliuu the other Mud.
VOELLER & CO.
(WnrluK Ulock, UtrLtaiila fctrcLt).
flimdlo nollilnc but the bent. I.lbby .t
MiNtlll'8 Ominul Icutn. KhiK-MoriiL
lablo Krulls, (iMmi (IlIU'h Cliocolitc
.Mlll.inalil IlrauJ Milk, l'aia'ou I'nru Laril
figf" Telephone G80 -a
C. KLEMME & CO.,
Cash. -:- Grocers
m- NOW OPEN
Fort StrBBt & Chaplain LanQ,
H. wy co.,
Yholesalo and Retail Groceries.
08 Fort Streot, Honolulu
Tolephonor 213 P.O. Cox 470
WARING BLOCK, .... BKRETANIA ST.
Plumbing ond Gas-
Sanitary Work a Specialty
fjKF Jobbino promptly nttendod to.
Tolepbono 7:15. 285-tf
Itnporttr nnd Dialers in
Steel and Iron Ranges,
DIM OND BLOCK.
139 tf King Btreot.
CAN'T BE BEAT !
My Si 0.00 Eatb Tubs, lined witb best
quality, No. 10 zinc, G iu. Pipe, Ulmiu and
1'Iuk, with wood rim ull complete. Othei
doalerx nro dnnifounded, nnd resort to all
manner of Tricks unil Excuses.
13o not deceived, tbtno Bath Tubs have
been sold for $14 until I reduced the prloe.
I am prepared to do nil work in my line
and guaruutto satisfaction: Estimates fm
ninbed. If you want n Rood Job chenp for Onab,
ring up Telepbone 844, nnd I am yonj
JAS. NOTT Jit,
Tinsmith V I'liimtwr
For Family Use 1
Just RoccUod, or "C. 0. 1'uuk," n cirgo of
Which is offcrod iu quantities to suit.
2240 lbs. to the Ton.
WILDER & CO., L'D,
IfUSTACE & CO.
WOOD AND COAL
Also White aud Black Sand
at tho vory lowest market
rates. Tolphone No. 414.
Ispiepared to furnish
4000 Tons Cane Fertilizer
To ordor for 1800.
Ill Quantities to Suit.
tJtF" Orders solicited for a future do
tiverj. A. F. COOKE, Manager.
At WAIKIK1 on cur line nnd on TA-
LAMA ItOAD nenr Fertilizing
These Lots aro Very Cheap ond Sold
on Easy Terms.
Desirable Aero Tracts near tho city and
other Piopertios for sale.
BItUOK, "WAKING tf CO.,
Dealers iu Lots, and Lauds,
Fort Btrcet, near King.
TEturuoNB 007. r. O. Box 321.
DO YOU LIKE CUERY?
TRUE INDIAN CURRY. .
NOT THE STUFF USUALLY SOLD AS GURRY
Curry Powder as mndo by us is prepared after tho Original
liecipo from the Purest Ingredients.
var THY IT OISTO -.
Bicycles to Bum
Como nnd liavo
Tho leading wheel of the Motltl. I mu agent for tho
nhovo hicyclo and also for tho
A Perfect Wheel. My Priced Suit the
Times and 1 am Soiling
So ns to fit your pocket hook.
a. 7x7". :&va:F,:Ee:iL,:T:E2,
ED. A. WILLIAMS,
(Successor to C. E. Williams, H. 11. Williams & Co. t
and Williams Bros.
Pioneer Furniture Warerooms,
Pianos for Sale, Ilire and Moved. Chairs for Rent
Undertaker and EmMmer,
Tombstones and Monuments.
Residence and Night Tel. 815. 611 KING STREET, Tel. 179.
H. HACKFELD & CO.,
Importers and Doilors in
H, HACKFELD & CO.
Just Received and For Sale
At the New Stand, King Street,
(Adjolnlui; the Arlington.)
Whole Wheat Flour,
Coldqn Gate Flour,
Fresh Almonds and Walnuts,
Cal. Block Butter,
Onions, etc., etc.
n look nt tho
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