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The title of this wellknown
Bong as woll as tho song itself
emanated from tho brain of an
employe of the Buffalo Browing
Company. That enterprising firm,
bolioving that u man who could
composo so catchy an air must
havo a largo autl well balanced
brain, straightway raised bis sala
ry. This has proven to bo a good
move on their part as is testified
by tho oxcollent ciunlitios of thoir
boor, which is dispensed over tho
bars of tho Cosmopolitan, Pacifio
and Royal saloons at the rato of
two glosses for 25c. It is always
fresh and cold and Ufa-sustaining.
Or you can get ono glass of Buf
falo and ono of Fabst beor, tho
fine product of tho Milwaukeo
browory. Exchangeable chocks
good at all the above-mentioned
resorts are givon in change if you
only wunt ono drink. "Best beor
ovor in Honolulu," is tho vordjet
of many of our prominent citi
zens. A Oonrt IK-Ainplo.
School Board Toucher: VCan
any ono Ml mo what an n vertigo
1b?" Small Boy: "It's a thing a
hon lays egg on ' Teacher:
'NoneonBo! What aro you talk
ing ubout?" Smiill Hoy: ''I saw
it in a book " Teacher con
temptuously: "Showitmo, then."
Smull boy produoes a book and
points to a sentence running, "A
hon lays on an uveiMgo four eggs
'Lor' bloss yon, sir!" s:id nn
old cabby, "them as torks about
hoq-iality don't know nothink
about it! S'poso wo was all equul
at this hero minit; why, o shod
bo jit-t like old Rljodos' cows a
grazing; wo shed all on us get a
good feul; and jost us we'd done,
sotno pri oious thief or other
would qu'otly dr ip in and milk us!"
Wlilrli Account I'ur It.
Mistioss: "Whom wore you bik
ing t, .Lint''" Coik: "Only my
oldest brother, mum UVs ho's
in the peilice." Mihtress: "Indeed!
SVIiat is hi name?" Cook: ''John
Smith, mum." Mistress: "But
your namo is not Smith?" Cook:
"No, mum; but, you seo, he's
he's bin luamod!"
Polly to nor liltlo brother:
"Do bo quiet. Jack; don't you ho.tr
that there's a visitor in the next
room?" Jack: "How do you know?
You haven't been in." Polly:
"But I hear mamma saying 'My
doar to papt."
Sydney Smith, in his definition
of charity, said, "A. and B. meet
together mid decide that C. is to
bo helped, and D. is tho proper
man to do if'
A noble lord on a visit to India
was ono diy out snipe shooting
noar Oilotitta, and aftor a not too
successful day said to his shikar:
"Well, Abdul, and what do you
think of my shooting?.' "Ah," ro
plied the u'ltivo, "your lordship
ho shoot very woll; but Allan was
merciful to the birds."
Sterling, tho painter, is pre
pared to quote prices on roof
painting. He uses a composition of
coal tar and comont. Cheapest
and best roof preparation in Ho
nolulu. "When you aro down on your
luck and feel as if tho world wub
cold, hard and dreary, just stop
into the Criterion saloon and put a
roso-colorod tint on everything by
imbibing a glass of Seattle
Tho Pacifio Hardware Co. have
received by the Australia two con
signments of picturo moulding
and mat board, and aro prepared
to execute orders at lower prices
than ovor known before in Hono
lulu. If you want to frarao anything
in tho very best mannor; if you
want your framo to harmonize
with your picture; if you want the
best and most tasteful framo in
tho market, go to King Bros., 110
Tho Criterion Saloon is a
pleaBant place to go to and its
greatest attraction is tho pure,
cold Seattle beer on drought
thore. It makes one's mustache
curly and puts now life into tho
... KIHRltal IkilijljldilllW
A LIFE SIZE
Qns Dozes Photos of the SlUsi
tSTIa tho LATEST OFFER wo Lave
Portrait and Landscape
Gr. R. Harrison,
Practical Piano Makor and Tuner.
Can Furnish (ft a Bast
Office, Fort street, oppositoCatkolio School.
Tulophono 231, 412 aud 100.
JUST" Orders promptly attended to.
Dr. W. L. Moore
Special attention given to diseases of the
eye and car.
Waianuonuo Avo. nonr Court Houso. i03-tl
(Physician -:- and -:- Surgeon
Roidonco next to H. W. Schmidt,
Us ., Beretunlu Btreet
SpecialiF: Diseases of Eye, Ear, Nose aid Throat
I. MORI, M. D.,
Office: Corner Fort and Kukui sts.
Residonco, Arlington Hotel.
Hourm 7 to StfO u ni; 4 to 8:30 p m, Sat
urday nnd Sunday, 1 to fi p ui T.il 530.
Dr. C. B. High.,
Graduate Fhiladolphln Dental College,
A. C. WALL, D. D. S.,
Hotel Streot, Arlington CotluRO.
GEORGE A. DAVIS
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
Honolulu, IT. 1,
1ST Otllco : 114 Merchant street.
GILBERT F. LITTLE,
ATTORNEY fiT LAW.
Hotel Street Shaving Parlor.
Three Chalr3. First-class Work.
Hair Cutting 15 o.
Shaving 15 c.
Ilotol street opposite Bethel.
210 King stroot.
Difficult Collections a Specialty
For Sale or Lease
House and X-iot!
On tho corner of Victoria and Green
R?" Apply to
332-tf ARTHUR HARRISON.
The Evening Bulletin, 75 cents
.l.'.IIWIMIl. i PMt
Castle & Cooke
Wm. G. Irwin & Co.
Wm. G. Irwin, - President and Mnnnger
Olnus Sprcckols, - - - Vice-President
W. M. Gilford, - Seorotnry and Treasurer
Thoo. O. Fortor, - - - Auditor
. AGENTS OF TIIK
OCEANIC STEAMSHIP COMPANY
OF SAN F11ANOI8CO. OAL.
C. BREWER & COMPANY, LIMITED,
Queen street, Honolulu, 11. 1.
Hauallnn Agricultural Company, Onomea Suear
Company, Hotiomii Sugar Companv, Walluku
bURar Company, Walhee bueir Company, Mnkee
Sugar Company, Ilnltakala Ranch Company, Ka
papain Ranch. - Planters' Line San Kraticlsco
rackets, Chas. Brcucr & Co.'s Line of lloston
rackt,n.--Aj;cnH notion Hoard ofUndcnvriUrs.
Audits rhllaUelplila Doard uf Underwriters.
LIST OF orncKits:
P O Jones, President; George II Robertson,
Mnnnger; E F Bishop, Treasurer nnd Sec
rotnryj Col. V F Alien, Auditor; CM Cooke,
H WntcrhouRO, A W Cnrlor, Diroctow,
Fort St. Opp. Pantheon StablcB.
I'ACIIECO & FEnNAMIICZ
A Dolicato Touch !
Keon Enzors !
Artistic Hnir Cuttiug !
Conifortablo Olmirs !
We emptor nono but tho most ex
perienced Tonsorinl Artists. Tho inoht
Luxuriously npiwintcd Shop in tho Isl
ands. Beaver Saloon,
n. J. NOLTE, Proprietor.
The Best Lunch in Town
Tea and Coffee
at all nouns.
THE FINEST BRANDS OF
Cigars and Tobacco
ALWATS ON nAWD.
Eagle -:- House
CilRL KLEMME, PrnpriBtar,
New management. Commodious room.
Table Doard tho finest, including many
Palatablo Qorman Dishes.
Board and Room, per week $6.50 to $7.50
Table Board, per week $5.00
A FAMILY HOTEL.
Per Day 8 2.00
Por Week 12.00
BpclaJ. 2-Ion.tlily XZataa!
Tho Best ot Attendance, tho Best Ritnn
tion mid tbo Finost Meivbi in this Oity
J5 j&m ZEZ jj ZES "52" I
Hotel stroet, near Fort.
BREAD, PJES and CAKES
Of all kinds,
ftST" The Finost Imported and Home
The Elite Ice Cream Parlors
From (5 am to II i. m, you cau get a Cup
of Iteat Koua Colleo at the "Elltu" Itc Cream
OCTOBER 14, 1896.
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BRAUNSCHWEIGER - & - CO,
Importers anoLIquor Merchants.
No. 5, Drnmm Street, - San Francisco.
FOR SALE IN DDLK.
Amfiiicax UornnoN WntsKira in Bond per
barrel containing about 40 gallons each
at various prices according to ago and
OALironNiA Grape DnANDY in Iiond por
barrol ot about 40 to 50 gallons.
Alto the celebrated Case liitkie:
"Extrn Pony" Bourbon Wlilsky, 12 bottlosj
3 gallous per enso.
"Bearorass" Uourbon Vh8ky1 12 bottles, 2
2-5 gallons per caso.
"Old Pioneer" Bourbon Whisky, 12 bottles,
2 2-G gallons por caso.
"Tennessee White ltyo" Whisky, 12 bottles'
2 2 C gallons per caso.
CALIFORNIA TOUT WINES, SHEKKJES,
Send orders by mall. Satisfaction gua
ranteed, Braunsch-weiger & Co.,
'IWn No. 6, Drumm Btreot.
A general stock of Liquors, Ales and
FKESH BEEIt ALWAYS OX DRAUGHT.
OUR PORT AND SHERRY,
Are of the finest ond corao to us
direct from Europe
OUR MCBRAYER WHISKEY
Importod straight from Louis
JAMES OLDS, Prop.
Cor. .Niiiiiiiui uiul Ilorclmiln St$.
t. ki:vi:. rumm-or.
COOL PRESH BEER !
On Drought and tho Standard Brands ot
FINE WHISKIES, 3riANDIE8. WINES AND
T4III.E Clltirr A RPt:IAI.TV.
KINO AND N0CANU STRELTfl,
Tbo celebrated Enterprise
Beer on Draught and in
42 IVIeroliurit Street.
Lands For Sale situated
at Kajicohe, Oahu.
Lot near Lunalilo Uomc
Lots at Pearl City.
Furnished, Rooms To Let.
42 Merchant streot.
R. C. A. PETERSON,
Cuilam Houss Broker,
iNotavv -:- 3?ublic,
General Business Agent.
Collections carefully attended to.
312 FORT STREET.
W. H. RICKARD,
General Business Agent
Will nttond to Coirvoynncing in
all its Branches, Collecting
and all Business Matters
All Business entrusted to him
will receive Prompt and Careful
Honokaa, Hamakna, Hawaii.
A New Abstract Office.
As a result of 15 year's experi
ence in tho Abstract Business, I
am prepared to mako Abstracts of
Titlo in a most thorough, acourato
and complete mannor, and on
F. "V. Makinnky.
In W. O. Smith's Oilico, 318
Fort Stroot. 21C-tf
As tho Hunting Season is now open, it behooves every
Sportsman to seo that his Dogs aro in proper condition. Wo
carry a full stock of all best Remedies for Diseases of Dogs,
Sergeant's Sure Shot
1$ Humphrey's Remedies
Telephone 340. Ill Port
J. S. WALKER,
ROYAL INSURANCE COMPANY, LIVERPOOL,
ALLIANCE ASSURANCE COMPANY OP LONDON,
ALLANOE MARINE & GEN. ASSURANCE CO. OF LONDON
SCOTTISH UNION and NATIONAL INSURANCE CO.,
WILHELMA OF MAGDEBURG GENERAL INSURANCE CO
SUN LIFE INS. CO. OF CANADA,
LIFE, FIRE and MARINE RISKS,
TAKEN at REASONABLE RATES.
Rooms 12 SPREOKELH BLOCK Honolulu, H. if
' nTTrrTi mi II Hi "Hi ir'-ngTH
,-: AT THE :-,
Gitv Furniture Store,
(Comer of Fort and Bcrctanki streets.)
.Tnaf vnonino.l TT.'r TKr Allinrf. d
REED FCJR.ISTIXTJii-E. JfQ
H:H. "WILLIAMS, (Manager)
Undertaker nnd Embalm ei
TKLKl'HONK 03 1. O. 110X t-S
H. E. McINTYRE & BRO.,
IMPORTERS AND DEALERS IN
Groceries, Provisions and Feed.
New Goods Received by Every Paottot from tho Eastern States and Enropo
FRESH CALIFORNIA PRODUCE BY EVERY STEAMEBj
All Ordora faithfully attended to and Goods Delivered to any
Part of tho City FREE,
Island Obdbbs Bolicited, Satwtaotiok Gujjuktuo)
EAST CORNER FqRT AND KING STREETS
Telephone 53. fl VST P. O. Box 222.
Oahu Lumber Building Co.,
King Street, near Oahu Railway & Land Co.'s Depot.
Lumto Merchants, Contractors and Builders.
IMPORTERS AND DEALERS IN
Doors, Sash, Blinds, Paints, Oil,
Builders' Ilardwaro, Etc, Etc.
Street. P. O. Box 147.
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