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KOMI! I-.MU.IM1 JOKI.N.
Ainilv lliistiilm Mm Holt
lor tlio Key.
Tho pecnlinr oiy which issuo3
from tlio in htnuD'a lips ovory
morning in 'London is only too
well known. A correspondent
writes to sny, howover, that ho
haB discovered the source of tho
said cry it is merely tho milk
man's adaptation of tho "milk's
In ti moniorial nolico on n do
parlod oitizen, tho editor of a pro
vincial puior inserted tho words,
"John Clt-gg now rests in ponce "
Clegg's widow has now bi'inu'it
an action against that same uhtor
for maligning her and damaging
"Shout and Sweet." That was
what Uih grocer remarked, ns ho
tied up fifteen ounces of sugar and
put it amongst tuo --pouncr
A friend of Altxandro Dumas
tho oldor. who hud just fought u
duel, told Dumas that his adver
sary's bull had boon tin nod aside
by a live-Tranc piec ho had in his
waistcoat pocket. " Tou're a lucky
follow," said Dumas; "if I had
boon in your place 1 should have
A wayfarer in a primitive part
of Kent, wtio had butt lua loot,
askod a rustic ho met whether
thoro was a doctor near. "Doctor,
sir!" said the man, "thoro ain't
no such thing about horo. If we
sprains oniHflvos or has tho tooth
ache, we goes to the blacksmith;
but, thank lleaven, we all aios
Jabber: "Wull, Grigson, how's
your b.iby? Bloominc. oh?"
Grigsnu fsadlj: ' i-'os but un
fortunately, like most iliweis.it
doesn't shut up at night!"
If "nbntnco mttkes the bonrt grow fonder,"
Wc Hbnulil legard willi oilingf kind
Each pernou who is prone to pouder,
For ho U "ubhcut" m his tnind.
Mrs. Jokey it-uotively: "J
wondor why men go to clubs."
Mr. J.: "It may bo, my dear,
because the elub can't come to
Magistnto: "You'io chmged
with begging. Ten shillu ga or
fourtoou days." Beggar nnn
mustn't b choosers. Wli.uluvor
Mr GugblosMm t- his land
lady: "I suppose you have no
objection to my having a liitolikoy,
madam?" Lund hid : "Not at all,
if you think you wilt bo capable
of using it!"
"My dear Buon, wh.itm'ermo
you dning Smoking a oouulo of
cigars at one. ?" "You seo, my
friend, in this bonightod holo
tbeio aie no cigirs to be got at
sixpence each, such as I goner.il ly
smoke, fro I am compelled to
smoke a amihlo together at three
Lord liulkoloy, on tho rooming
subsequent to his marriage, com
municated his happiness to bis
friend the Duko of D.iibet in the
following Income opistle:
"Dtur Dorset, I ain tho hap
piest dog alive.- Yours,
To which tho answer was:
"Dear BullMny, Every dog
has his dny. Yours,
Elderly Suitor: "I have spokon
to your mother, Helen, and"
Holon: "Oh. 1 am so glad! Did
sho acLOpt you'"
Brown's bvttor-hulf complainod
that it whs with the greatest dilli
culty sho could brmtlie. "I
wouldn't tiy to. my dear." ros
poudod ho. soothingly. Thou sho
got her bionth, and he know it.
Sara'i looking und-r canvas of
oironsj: 'Uli, isotsy, oomo ore
an' bring Hibtibollor! Wo can seo
the 'oofs ftho'ossos'"
"No sk Such Luce." A
friend l ours had tho mlbf Jrtuno
to blow his no retrouspd oil' when
out shooting. Evory oll'oit was
mado to recover the missing fea
ture, but that nose never turned
'.'Your son is a very clever lec
turer, Mr. Henpook. I) tos ho
inherit Ins talont from you?" "Not
at all," said Henpook, ruofully.
"He gets tho lecturo habit from
No eldorly parson likos to be
thought no wiser than a raw and
inexuorioncod youth, and yot wo
all hope to attain a "groon old
Nicely furnished rooms at tho
Popular House, 151 Fort stroot,
from $1.00 per week up.
Is Wmmma m M 1
(i IS E W
I IE aETl si si
I 1 &TJm fi.w'S'l
is tho Universal Panaoka
for all kinds of Aches and
Pains. Do not accept
any but tho Genuine. If
yom dealer does not have
it, call on or address the
Hollister -:- Drug
Bole AgentH for the Itdnndn.
I tako ploasuro in anuounc
iug to you tbnt I lmvo remov
ed to ray now quarters at NO.
11(5 FORT STREET nnd am
prepared to execute all orders
pertaiiuufi to my business.
Jewelry Repairing, Watch
Repairing, Jb'iuo Eugvaving,
etc., etc. I have a linndsome
Btock of Watches and Jewel
ry to show you including a
largo variety of valuable Isl
and Curio. Your patronage
is respectfully solicited.
G-. I-I A-lISTER.
To Uj Tatrons:
It gives inu much pleaeuro
to nnnotiKCt' that MR. M. R.
COUNTER, one of the most
BKilled (Ttitcliniiikers ever in
those islund, is now managing
my repairing department. No
watch is so complex in its
mechanism but wo can give por
fect satisfaction in correcting
tlio evils to which watches are
hoir. Watches are delicato
things to handle. Wo guaranteo
that they will receive no injury
at our hands und will leavo
our ptoro iu perfect repair.
E. A. JACOBSON,
C07 Fort Streot.
40 1J Fort Stioot.
O na Puna Makana
Ka Hiuhiua oi loa aku o
ka Nani M.tkamae.
E Hiki ke Hoomaemae
pu ia tin W iti poiuo a mo ka
haki o ko A u.
Alanui Pjpu, kokoko alnnui Moi.
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Subscription Trice, $2.00 per Month.
A. V. GEAR,
210 King St, Honolulu.
A. V. GEAR.
No. 210 King St.
EVENING BULLETIN, OCTOBEH 27, 189G.
II II I Will IWHIMII "! W WTWIWllMiWIWtwWiiWIWiWWtlWl"l'l"''l'W
Maimfactiiw of Sliw Hats
For Lndlos, Qentleincii, Otrls nad Koys.
Mado to Jsny Shape by Order
Always Stock Oreat Variotv
"Zif .VaEa 118 JNuunnu Street.
MUBATA & CO.
Are nboat to receive a bin stock ol . . .
NEW - ooi:
. . . Tho cry finest of lino Hncs.
Look Out For Vnl 4ur I'rescut Slock Will IS Mold
DBelo'TV Cost I
To mnlto room. Coiuu iu and imcstlgnto. IT WILLi PaY t)U.
AND ALL KINDS
MURA.TA & CO., :01
The . . .
Cor, Alalca & HalelcanwiU Sts.
Has a largo iin.sortment of
Chandeliers and Elec
Constantly on hand.
Estimates givon for houso wir
ing and Electrical plants.
Murine Wiring a specialty.
Commissioner of , Deeds
State of California.
HaIiiK beta npiioinlcd and cmnmUsIoijcd
a Commissioner of Deeds for tlio Statu of Cat
lfomlu, 1 am prepared
To administer and certify oaths.
To take and certify depositions ami affida
vits. To tako and certify the acknowledgment or
proof of power of ntlortiuy, imirtuap.',
transfers, graiits, deeds or other Instruments
A. V. GEAR,
Telephone S5. 310 Klin; 8trect
125 FORT STREET,
next to Lucas' Mill
Drays, Carts and
For PULLING UP Trees
T. B. MURRAY,
10 to 2.1 West, King Street.
Fitted up with nil tho Modern
Manufacturing and Repairing Vehicles
of Every Description.
Blacksmithing and Horso Shooing.
ALL WORK GUARANTEED
013 to 021 Fort Street.
SlacHringinAl! Its Branches.
W. AV. WRIGHT, Proprietor.
(Successor to Q. West)
F. H REDWABD,
Contractor and Builder.
Offices and Stores fitted up and
Estimates given on
ALL KINDS OF WORK.
k?T Ofllco and Shop: No. 010 Fort street,
adjoining W. W. Wright's Carrlago Shop.
P. 0. llox H00
OF DRY GOODS I
Nuunnu & 2 Hotel streets.
Sale is Over!
II I I I I Hut I am eclllni: all of my
I I I I I slock of coons ver cUcap
I I l-l I My spcilallies for this
ii WCC arc ... .
Silk Crepes --
Iiobmson lllock 10 Hotel street.
Tjje Yokohama Specie Banl
I SuboorilKid Capital Yen 12,000,000
i-ain up apimi xeu 4.600,000
Kesene Fund Yeu 4,130,000
HEAD OFFICE. YOKOHAMA.
BRANCHES AND AGENCIES.
Kobe, London, Lyons, Now York,
San Fruucisoo, Shanfilinl,
Bombay, Hong Kong.
TranuHcts n General Banking und Ex.
Agency Yokohama Spetie Bank
New Republic Building. Ill King St, Honolulu
Wholesale Dealer in Japanese
Liquors an 1 1'rotlslons, Sukl a specialty.
103 Keknnnnoa Htreet. Telephone 703.
No. 337 Nnnann stroet.
Has jnst received a new lino of
DRY GOODS, LADIES AND GENTS
SHOES AND GENERAL MEBOHAN-
Agent for tho following rico plantations:
Waiplo, WaiawH, Wuiuialn, Waialua
gjtf My rico from Kaneohe is innrkofl
L A. and is guaranteed Al.
P. O. Box 114 .... Telephone IBB,
P ALSACE RESTAURANT
Formerly tho Bay Horse Saloon
103 notel Streets.
BITOIAL EATINO DOUSE:
l'rivnto Itoonis for Ladles and Gentlomen.
Open from G a. m. to 1 in morning,
rrico of Tiokets, gt.SO. Singlo Meal, 2So.
7 & 0 Bothol Stroot.
NICE AND CLEAN.
Chicken on Tuesdays, Thursdays and
SrttunliuH. Ico Oream on Sundays. Fino
Salads with dinner ouch day.
Meals, 25c. 22 Tlokots, St.CO.
(An CHOCK, rropr.)
Meals 25 Cents. gSffiN.D. .
rrivato Boom for Ladies.
Cnrnor Ilotol & Union StrcetH.
TOM CHUNG KEE,
213 Nuuanu Street.
Dealer in Ladies' and Gentle
Boots and Shoes to order, I use tho best
material. Goods warranted towcar well. U3-
FOOK ON & CO.,
103 Nuuanu Streot,
Just opened new supply of First-class Shoes
Ladies' & Gents' Shoos Mado to Ordor
Trom Americau and FroncU Lcatbors.
W. W. Ahana
Make Clothinu to OUDEH of th
vtry best mutfriai and iu tho very
A. Perfect .Fit
ALL OF MY WOPyKMEN AFB
Gleaning and Repairing a Specialty
W. W. AHANA.
To Whom It
This is to certify that C. Akims
has mado several suits of clothes
for mo and tho workmanship hat
boon of tho best. I tako pleasure
in recommonding him and hi
JAMES P. OBERTUEFFEB.
Suits to order. Fit Guaranteed. Flno Dnci
Bait, $5np; Fine Tweed Pants, $4.B0 nj-i
Fino Suit, $18 np. Clothes cleanod nnd n
paired. 200 KINO BTJtEET.
P. O. Box 144:
C T. AKANA.
No. 324, Nnnanu Htreet.
Fine Suitings mado to order at lowest price
145 Clothes ckaticd and repaired.
FasMonaMe Dress Maker,
131 I OUT ST11EET.
Dressos made t order.
ranu-eii. u inu buiciich ureaK x wul re
pair withont ejtra t liHrgu. 307-5in
ISTElV STORE !
Sara "Wo Oban
Nuinnu street, near Kukui
Bananas nnd Vi gotab ex always on hand.
Chickens and Ducks a no or dress
ed, I reh Lggs delivered
to all pat ts of tlio city.
ISLAND FRDIT 0? ALL KINDS.
Wo prow our own bananas
and veget tbles
SAM WO CHAN.
WING WO TAI & CO.,
214 Nuunnu street.
Importers and Dealers in
General -:- iTlfrchtiiirii.se.
Choicest brands of Chinese and Japanese
Teas oi latest importation.
IV New Goods by oory steamer.
Mutual Tol. 2G0 l. O. Box 158
QUONG SAM KEE & CO.
Importers and Dealers In
145-tf Corner King nnd Mannakea Sts.
SANG YUEN KEE & CO.
Dealers In Tinware, etc , I'lplng Laid
RJ" Orders solicited; charges vory mo
o,'iU!) N'uumiu St. ,4 doors alwvoKing St.
FOR . . .
Best Imported Cblneno Tea,
TINWARE, CROCKERY, HARD
WARE, CIGARS, ETC,
Fino Chineso Teas freshly imported. Vory
low prices Go to i
WING TAI LUNG
141- Ml Nuuanu street.
HO YEN KEE & CO.,
and dealers In
CROCKERY, ULA8SWABE, ETC., ETC.
Water Pipes, laid and repaired,
and plumbing neatly executed.
113- No 41, Nunanu street
CHEONG KEE CO.
All kinds of tinwnre, crookery,
eto, at lowest prices
Hi Nuuanu and notel etreeti
Is prepared to furnish
4000 Tons Cane Fertilizer
To order for 1890.
In Quantities to Suit:
tJKF" OrdorH solicited for a 'inttiro do
A. T. COOKE. Manafir.
M. S GRINBAUM ft CO.,
Limited . 1 f
Qneon Btreet, llonolnlu, and '10 Front
street, San Francisco', fVl. '
General Merchandise and . .
. . Commission Merchants,
GENERAL COMMISSION AllEHTS,
Cor. Fort nil d Queen Strcete, Houolnlo.
M. PHILLIPS & CO.,
Wholesale Importers and Jobberu.of
European and American Dry Goodf-
Fort and Queen Streets.
C. B. DWIGHT.
Takes contracts for all kinds of STONE
WORK, monnment work, etioont nndi
stone hidowalks and curbing. I have on
band tho best Hawaiian Btono, Chinese
granite, oto. Fine stone for niounircnUH
work. Estimntes given and lowtot pricefl
assured. Telephone 833.
Consoliflated Soia Water Co., L
Corner Allen & Fort Sts., Honolulu.
HOLLISTER & CO.,
ROBERT GRLEVH;. "
Book and Job Printer
Morohnnt Street, Honolulu, H. I,
Over Hawaiian NowsGompony'a
Book Store. mv 13.
GRINDING AND SHARPENING OF AH KlND3.
Merchont and Itichards Streets.
RT Sharnens Tools and Ciittlnc Knives,
rliHl8Surj:ical InBtrutntuts to Order, Files
Saws, etc., etc. 401-tf
Hawaiian and Foreign Hlrd and Animals
mounted In the btot manrer, uMin; the latKt
methods only. Hotel St near DrMUlruw.
GONSALVES & CO,
WHOLESALE GROCERS AND
225 Queen streot, Honolulu, H. I.
ALLEN & ROBINSON.
Donlors in Lnmbor and Goal
and Bnilding Materials of all
Qnoon Htreet, Bonolnln.
MANUFACTURER, : UPHOL
STERER : AND : DEAL
ER : IN ... .
Furniture, Bedding, Etc., Etc.
Contractor and Builder,
No. 89, Nntiaun street.
nas on hand Coffins, Camphor Trunfa,
Matting, Wardroles, Desks, Mntrowes.eto.
jJCP Call iu und inspect goods.
YEE SING TAI CO.,
Furnituro Dealers and l'niutcrs.
Fort Street, opposite Club Stables.
Orient Planing Mill,
VTNG PAT & CO.,
CONTRACTORS AND BUILDERS,
Furniture of all kinds made and repaired
Bnilding bonses and making rice mills a spe
cialty. P. O, Box 103, corner King and Bethel
Subforibe for tho Evening Bul
letin, 75 oonts per inontb.