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EVENING BULLETIN, NOVEMBER 18 1890.
CUTTING FREDDY'S HAIR.
Juniper IlioliKlit It mi i:my Tmk, but Iln
XVa In Krror.
"I wish, my duir," wild Mrs. .Tunlpor
to lior liimlmnd at tlio hronkfnst tnulo,
"thnt you would tnko Fruddy down to
your barber nndlmTO thochlld'shnlrout."
"Nonsonsol" wns Jtinlnor's discourte
"Why 'nonuonsof' "
"Hee.tiiso I can cut It luyeolf nml nave n
qunrtnr," roplh-d Mr. .J mi I pur. "Wliy don't
you out tlio ohlld's hnlrl' My lnolliur nt
wnvi cut my !iulr until 1 wns Rrown "
"I don't caro It shodld," wild Mrs.
Juniper Bcroncly, "your nlionoinonnl moth
or did n (jro.it ninny tilings tliat I nrvcr ex
pect to do. I tii'vor out any ono'd hair and
I don't Intend to boRln now. Freddy
wouldn't let mo If I tried I"
, "Ho wouldn't let you?"
"No, and ho won't let you oltlier."
"Oh, won't ho?" dorlslvoly. "I think I
fco myself dulled and defeated by a 4-ycir-cld
boyl I'll hao that hair cut a neatly
an any barber could cut It before tliut boy
Is an hour older." And Juniper begun nt
onco to make liltf word icood.
"Come, Freddy, boy," lio Mild cajoling
Jy. "Shall i:ip.iuut Freddy ' hair? Yes,
Jtiuiiur iliil.id liN Khi'sinns he hpuko
Rjiil Freddy MiooklilHbinglud head doihtnt-
'"I'npii'n boy mustn't bo naughty," Bald
Juniper, olumlog after tlio fluolng boy,
catching hlni mid plunking hltn down hard
Into n chair. Mrs. Juniper wax not hi the
room; mIio vwis hidden bnlilud a half open
door, wntrlilng proceedings, and this la
ipa's boy let papa keep fitllll
Fopawhl buy tretulyn ll" mi don't l.t.'p
fstill, papa will havo to whip! Uon't Fred
fly want the naughty long hair sit still,
I fell yon I Now don't you luulgo or keep
still, I Fay I Stop squirming around lll:o
"uiTKTil Now you hold up youf fe"atl, I toll
youl Won't Freddy bo nioo and bavo his
pltty hair groat Ocsnrl You mnflo mo
ciiiiio within an Inch of gouging your oyo
Freddy jells, and .Tunlpor continues:
"Keep fitlll therol Hold up your Fred
erick James Junlpor, nro you going to
mind me? I'o set out to cut your liulr,
and I'll do it or I'll JoruBaloml Horo,
Aloudy, coiuu quick I Got n pan of wator
nnd n rngl l'o cut tils car half off, I
Riiesa, and I duu't earo If I haol Kept
tv luting and Miutrmlng and wrlggllni;
like an angleworm ovory second I Mop up
this bloud, and wlion lie's done bleeding
put on lil-i things and I'll take him to a
barber and liuwi his b.ilr cut If I havo to
imt him Into n straltjuokctl" Detroit
&omrwlial of a I.tar Uluinlf
Olialrman of Committed on Farmers'
Jubilee Wo want a imltoonltit tlmtcnu go
rlfht thruii(jb t!ie clouds.
Aeronaut Well, I gtics I cr.n satisfy
you. Why, look herol A lot of Kuukis
Jarjnerij havo been having bad 1ujU with
Ifioir wlio.it crops nnd I havo taken tin)
contract to go up this Minimcr and runr
r.ingo tlio tdgiH of tlio zodlao fur them.
I've got a chunk of concentrated sunlight
that I brought down from Just southwest
of the big dipper that I'd like to show
you. Hut the last timo I went up I bad
lay tttrangiwt cxperienco.
"What was it? Liimo a comet?"
"No. You hw, I gutoniuwhnt tangled
up anions the oowpaths In tbu milky way,
end when I dually found out which way
tlio earth was It had revolved about half
way around, and I had to just hoof my
pa racial to In my zenith and hang thero
till old Now Jeftoy rolled In sight again."
A Nw Experience
Sir. Hiram Daly Has tho now oook
liuirto up bor mind to hIii) ?
Mrs. Hiiiim Daly I think mi.
b Mr. IliriMii Daly Then dUcharge her at
Mia. Hiram Daly Uk-chargo her! What
Mr. Illrirn D'llv Wo'vo never had .-.
chanou of ili-.i luii'glug one yet. I want to
suo how It feulb. New York Herald.
"You've been going to boo her tlueo
years and don't duroto call her by htr 11m.
liuiiiu? Wall, you are wasting your tlinu.
You'ro Dunning thu wrong girl."
"No, sho'H tho right girl. I'm ofrald tho
trouble U thut I'm tlio wrong uiuu."
liiliiriniitini) for Tourlits.
A passenger by tho last Colonial
stcninor was mot on tho dock by
a Milosiiui American frioucl, who
residoB in Honolulu. As tho pair
waited to havo tho newcomer's
gripfiiiok &cravled over with olmlk
mm Us by tho Customs Inspector
nt tlio gati! tho atiiuigcr rem Hiked
to his frit'iid "Do you 'uvt much
rain '010?" Kainiuh mo boy,
gallons nf it, just come up to the
Anchor Saloon where they keep
it always, clear nnd cool. We'll
just bo in time for lutieh too nnd
that's tlio only ploco in town
when' tl.ey servo it up in proper
stylo with n glass of 1. AiNir.11
3i:i:nto eipiilibriali.o the "oliils
The PiioKiu Jlawlwiuo Company
oltor a first class lawn spr nklor
at a dollar and a half. Three
dollars was risked for theso
sprinklers a mouth ago by other
M r. Jnyasurnya hnB received n
largo invoice of C-iylone&o novel
ties, jowolry, olc, for tho holiday
trade. Many handsome urtichs
are on exhibition at his storo, 118
If you want a good Island po
tato just ring up 755,Paluma Gro
cery ,and thoy will seud you a bag
of tho unrivalled Kohala spuds,
grown from Now Zealand soed.
Sold nt our usual live and let live
rates. Palimin Groceiy, opposite
Dr. W. L. Moore
Special attention given to diseases .of tho
eye and ear.
I '! to 4 pra.
Walanucnuo Avo. near Court Uo;so. i03-ti
Physician -;- and -: Surgeon
Bosldcnco next to II. V. Sebmidt,
Specialty; Diseases of Ere, Ear, Nose and Throat
I. MORI, M. D.,
Ofllco: Corner Foit and KukuiHts.
Ecsidonco, Arlington Hotel.
Hours: 7 to 8:30 u m; 4 to 8:30 p m; Sat
rirduy nnd Sunday, 1 to C p m. Tel. 530.
A. C. WALL, D. D. S.,
Hotel Street, Arlington Cottage.
GEORGE A. DAVIS
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
Honolulu, II. 1.
-Olllco: III Merchant street.
GILBERT F. LITTLE,
ATTORNEY AT LAW
A. V. GEAR.
Nn. 210 KineRt.
IZT 3Iy Hack doos not tip in this man
ner, no mutter how weighty the loud.
Hack No. 14
Sr TELEPHONE 170 53
Staad: Uethel and K.or B'rcota.
1. J Guixivan,
LTonolulu, n. I.
Sullivan & Buckley, Man'R'n
FINEST EQUIPPED CARRIAGES
in tho City, with Compotont anil Caro
.... A now importation of ....
Stand at the Pantheon Stables,
Corner of Fort and Hotel Streets.
Hnw'n Hotel Stables, 82.
l'nutlieon Stubles, 04,
Pnnliion Stnliles. 148.
Livery and Boarding Stables
Comer Merchant ami Rhliaidn Sts.
Fine Woofens .
. . AT . . .
p. $ TILOAN g
FORT AND HOTEL STREETS.
More often than not deter
mine a man's standing. If
you will come to us for your
clothes wo will see to it that
you leave with a good
appearance and it won't cost
'ou much. Latest fashions
now in. Dress up and make
Medeiros & Decker,
The Hotel Street Tailors.
Wnverloy Illock, - - Honolulu.
KRS. -N. H. ZEAVE,
Successor to Mrs A. M. Mellld, C20 I'ort
HAS REOPENED THE
Dress Making Parlors
of N. S. Sachs.
s-gp Wedding Outfits and
Riding Habits a specialty.
Fort St. Opp. Pantheon Stables.
I'ACIIIXO it rERVASDi: - I'ltOl'S.
A Dolicato Touch !
Keen RimiiM !
ArtiHtic Hnir Cutting !
Comfortnblo Chairs !
LIVERY AND BOARDING STABLES.
55 " Cun Intfc, aurioj mid llupl.s at all
iiouis. Ti:i.i:ruo.n 100
gJSF Wo employ uouo but tho most ex
penouced Ton-orial ArliMH. Tho most
JjuxuiiounIy iippolntcd Shop in tho Isl
ands. VETERENO CARRE1RO,
Hotel Street ShayiDg Pallor.
Three Chairs. Flrst-clas3 Work.
Hair Cutting 15 o.
Shaving 10 c.
Hold trect opposlto llethol.
Wm. O. Ikwin.
Ban Francitco JgenltTne Nevada Dank or
DHAW EXCHAMOE ON
San FitANrt.oco TLc Nevada Hank of San
London The Union Hank of London, Ltd.
New Youk American Exchange National
CniOAoo Mcrcliantu National Hank.
I'AIUS Comptolr National d'Eacompt de
Dbiimn Drcsdncr Dank;
HoNdKONQ and Vokoiiama Hongkong A
Slianchal Danklm; Corporatlou.
New Zealand and Austiiaua Hank of New
ViCToniA and Vancouveh Hank ol Mont
real. Transact a General Banking and Exchange Business
Term and Ordinary DcpoIstB ltccclvcd.
Loans mado on Approved Security. Com
mercial and Travelers Credits Issued. Dills
of Exchange bought and sold.
Collections I'iioptly Accounted Fon.
F. 0. JONES.
B. A. JONES
HAVE FOll SALE
A Few Shares of
Pnla Snpfiw Stock,
Hawaiian Sti;ar Co. Stock.
Hawaiian Government and 1h1
Blortgatjo Sugar Planta
13j For particulars npply to
Tho Hawaiian Safe Deposit &
408 Fort Htroet
IBISIESCOIE3 cSs CO.
Transact a General Banking
and Exchange Business.
Coniniorciol nnd Traveler's
Letters of Credit issued, avail
able in all tho principal cities
of the world.
WHAT IS THIS ?
!Tt is -HKasasraufiMw
Ai Mamila ?
Doiibtlrss you know Unit RED WAR is in progress in both Cuba
nnd tbo Philippines. Luckily wo purchased n LARGE STOUK
DIItKCT junt boforo tbo ficbting bcpnn. Thoifforo Imvo not, nn
et. boen obliood to miso niioeH. W'V, nmi!i WM wn"P hjvis
TO. Mcnuwbilf, in ordor to avoid such it statu of ufiuiia, come iu
UI1U jHIIUUUBO I10W.
HOLLISTER & GO.,
Corner Fort nnd Merclmnt Sts. "Wlioli'snlo nnd Tic tail.
J. S. "WALKER,
ROYAL INSURANCE COMPANY, LIVERPOOL,
ALLIANCE ASSURANCE COMPANY OF LONDON
ALLANOEMAR1NIC& GEN. ASSURANCE CO. OF LONDON
SCOPIISH UNION '.nd NATIONAL INSURANCE CO.,
WILHELMA OF MAGDEBURG GENERAL lNSt'RANCE CO
SUN LIFE INS. CO. OF CANADA,
LIFE, FIRE and MARINE HISKS,
TAKEN at REASONABLE RATES.
Uooin12 SPREOKELM m.OOK nm.n.n'n II. u
Bulletin, 75c. Per Month
Bituntcd on n lit uutiful Illl'sldo Ovcrlool:
iug tho Ouenu, imd 1.100 Jeet
ohevo Set Lcol.
Only 2t hour-' fail from Iloiiolulu.
Cliiui'to mild, o o.ir dry ntmosnhcio, frt'O
doui togH und mnlaiin, especial provinion
for quiet und rfht as well hh for iiiihiho-
u put and outdoor life. Ituliu S2 jior day
or 51(1 por week. Medical nttoml ncoextio,
1)11. II. A. LINDLFY, rrop.,
li'.'S tf Koua, Hawaii.
IF'ort Street, - - - - lei. zV7
BOA11D1NG, -:- SALE .;. AND -:- LIVERY.
:-- AISTD -
-WE HAVE THE-
FINEST 3 RIVING HORSES
Tho host of .itlontion niven to animals lrft with ub. CTuefnl drKorB, respootfu,
attoudants, pnuiptncss. ikclis, Surrieu, lUrtken, liugiiuti.l'haotonti, Wagouettcs.
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A Pastor's Story.
Eev. Mr. Williams
Could Not Keep
His Wife Strongly Rec-
Sfc . . i tj. j.. n
? r -w" rTK 1 1 c it" t i uru
Vf O- 1 TT.-.1-1-
es MCrv rieauciuie.
rev. w. l. williams.
109 Mason Avenuk, 1
Caxon City, Col., Jan. 1'S, 189d. j
"WlSLLS, IilCIIAllDSON & Co.,
Deak Si us: We use Pnine's Celery Compound in our family and could
not keep house without it. Mrs. "Williams thinks there is nothing equals
Paiiie's Celery Compound to cure nervous headaches
and the like. Success to you in every way.
Pastor of Cumberland Presbyterian Church.
HOLLISTER DRUG Go
Wholesale Agents for the Hawaiian Islands
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