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'fffW K$WW:wf' "' ' siphbbfws EVENING BULLETIN, NOVEMBER 18 1890. IT- H CUTTING FREDDY'S HAIR. Juniper IlioliKlit It mi i:my Tmk, but Iln XVa In Krror. "I wish, my duir," wild Mrs. .Tunlpor to lior liimlmnd at tlio hronkfnst tnulo, "thnt you would tnko Fruddy down to your barber nndlmTO thochlld'shnlrout." "Nonsonsol" wns Jtinlnor's discourte ous roply. "Why 'nonuonsof' " "Hee.tiiso I can cut It luyeolf nml nave n qunrtnr," roplh-d Mr. .J mi I pur. "Wliy don't you out tlio ohlld's hnlrl' My lnolliur nt wnvi cut my !iulr until 1 wns Rrown " "I don't caro It shodld," wild Mrs. Juniper Bcroncly, "your nlionoinonnl moth or did n (jro.it ninny tilings tliat I nrvcr ex pect to do. I tii'vor out any ono'd hair and I don't Intend to boRln now. Freddy wouldn't let mo If I tried I" , "Ho wouldn't let you?" "No, and ho won't let you oltlier." "Oh, won't ho?" dorlslvoly. "I think I fco myself dulled and defeated by a 4-ycir-cld boyl I'll hao that hair cut a neatly an any barber could cut It before tliut boy Is an hour older." And Juniper begun nt onco to make liltf word icood. "Come, Freddy, boy," lio Mild cajoling Jy. "Shall i:ip.iuut Freddy ' hair? Yes, pupa Bhall." Jtiuiiur iliil.id liN Khi'sinns he hpuko Rjiil Freddy MiooklilHbinglud head doihtnt- '"I'npii'n boy mustn't bo naughty," Bald Juniper, olumlog after tlio fluolng boy, catching hlni mid plunking hltn down hard Into n chair. Mrs. Juniper wax not hi the room; mIio vwis hidden bnlilud a half open door, wntrlilng proceedings, and this la Vlmtlio heard: "Won't Mi ipa's boy let papa keep fitllll Fopawhl buy tretulyn ll" mi don't l.t.'p fstill, papa will havo to whip! Uon't Fred fly want the naughty long hair sit still, I fell yon I Now don't you luulgo or keep still, I Fay I Stop squirming around lll:o "uiTKTil Now you hold up youf fe"atl, I toll youl Won't Freddy bo nioo and bavo his pltty hair groat Ocsnrl You mnflo mo ciiiiio within an Inch of gouging your oyo outV Freddy jells, and .Tunlpor continues: "Keep fitlll therol Hold up your Fred erick James Junlpor, nro you going to mind me? I'o set out to cut your liulr, and I'll do it or I'll JoruBaloml Horo, Aloudy, coiuu quick I Got n pan of wator nnd n rngl l'o cut tils car half off, I Riiesa, and I duu't earo If I haol Kept tv luting and Miutrmlng and wrlggllni; like an angleworm ovory second I Mop up this bloud, and wlion lie's done bleeding put on lil-i things and I'll take him to a barber and liuwi his b.ilr cut If I havo to imt him Into n straltjuokctl" Detroit j'reo I'rcsd. &omrwlial of a I.tar Uluinlf Olialrman of Committed on Farmers' Jubilee Wo want a imltoonltit tlmtcnu go rlfht thruii(jb t!ie clouds. Aeronaut Well, I gtics I cr.n satisfy you. Why, look herol A lot of Kuukis Jarjnerij havo been having bad 1ujU with Ifioir wlio.it crops nnd I havo taken tin) contract to go up this Minimcr and runr r.ingo tlio tdgiH of tlio zodlao fur them. I've got a chunk of concentrated sunlight that I brought down from Just southwest of the big dipper that I'd like to show you. Hut the last timo I went up I bad lay tttrangiwt cxperienco. "What was it? Liimo a comet?" "No. You hw, I gutoniuwhnt tangled up anions the oowpaths In tbu milky way, end when I dually found out which way tlio earth was It had revolved about half way around, and I had to just hoof my pa racial to In my zenith and hang thero till old Now Jeftoy rolled In sight again." Truth. A Nw Experience Sir. Hiram Daly Has tho now oook liuirto up bor mind to hIii) ? Mrs. Hiiiim Daly I think mi. b Mr. IliriMii Daly Then dUcharge her at Otleo. Mia. Hiram Daly Uk-chargo her! What for? Mr. Illrirn D'llv Wo'vo never had .-. chanou of ili-.i luii'glug one yet. I want to suo how It feulb. New York Herald. Iuiportnut Distinction. "You've been going to boo her tlueo years and don't duroto call her by htr 11m. liuiiiu? Wall, you are wasting your tlinu. You'ro Dunning thu wrong girl." "No, sho'H tho right girl. I'm ofrald tho trouble U thut I'm tlio wrong uiuu." Chicago Trihuuo. liiliiriniitini) for Tourlits. A passenger by tho last Colonial stcninor was mot on tho dock by a Milosiiui American frioucl, who residoB in Honolulu. As tho pair waited to havo tho newcomer's gripfiiiok &cravled over with olmlk mm Us by tho Customs Inspector nt tlio gati! tho atiiuigcr rem Hiked to his frit'iid "Do you 'uvt much rain '010?" Kainiuh mo boy, gallons nf it, just come up to the Anchor Saloon where they keep it always, clear nnd cool. We'll just bo in time for lutieh too nnd that's tlio only ploco in town when' tl.ey servo it up in proper stylo with n glass of 1. AiNir.11 3i:i:nto eipiilibriali.o the "oliils They wont! The PiioKiu Jlawlwiuo Company oltor a first class lawn spr nklor at a dollar and a half. Three dollars was risked for theso sprinklers a mouth ago by other firms. M r. Jnyasurnya hnB received n largo invoice of C-iylone&o novel ties, jowolry, olc, for tho holiday trade. Many handsome urtichs are on exhibition at his storo, 118 King stnvt. If you want a good Island po tato just ring up 755,Paluma Gro cery ,and thoy will seud you a bag of tho unrivalled Kohala spuds, grown from Now Zealand soed. Sold nt our usual live and let live rates. Palimin Groceiy, opposite liailwny Depot. Dr. W. L. Moore S-uLxgreorn.. Ullo, Hawaii. Special attention given to diseases .of tho eye and ear. Otllco hourBf,,oI?nm I '! to 4 pra. Walanucnuo Avo. near Court Uo;so. i03-ti Dr. Sloggett Physician -;- and -: Surgeon Bosldcnco next to II. V. Sebmidt, Esi.,lleretanla street Specialty; Diseases of Ere, Ear, Nose and Throat 371-3m I. MORI, M. D., Ofllco: Corner Foit and KukuiHts. Ecsidonco, Arlington Hotel. Hours: 7 to 8:30 u m; 4 to 8:30 p m; Sat rirduy nnd Sunday, 1 to C p m. Tel. 530. A. C. WALL, D. D. S., DJLXTJST. Hotel Street, Arlington Cottage. TELUPHONC 431, I vmm GEORGE A. DAVIS ATTORNEY AT LAW. Honolulu, II. 1. -Olllco: III Merchant street. GILBERT F. LITTLE, ATTORNEY AT LAW IIILO, HAWAII. A. V. GEAR. DbTotaxy DF-ufblic Telephone 2r(. Nn. 210 KineRt. IZT 3Iy Hack doos not tip in this man ner, no mutter how weighty the loud. tfRA-ZSTK: LILLIS' ALL, NIGHT Hack No. 14 Sr TELEPHONE 170 53 Staad: Uethel and K.or B'rcota. 1. J Guixivan, l'rctlilent. J. HUCKLEY, Soo'y. FasliiBiWl8uu0.1L!. LTonolulu, n. I. Sullivan & Buckley, Man'R'n FINEST EQUIPPED CARRIAGES in tho City, with Compotont anil Caro ful Uriverp. Just Received .... A now importation of .... Stand at the Pantheon Stables, Corner of Fort and Hotel Streets. Tblkphone: Hnw'n Hotel Stables, 82. l'nutlieon Stubles, 04, Pnnliion Stnliles. 148. AMERICAN Livery and Boarding Stables Comer Merchant ami Rhliaidn Sts. Fine Woofens . . . AT . . . p. $ TILOAN g A.HTISTIC FORT AND HOTEL STREETS. Appearances More often than not deter mine a man's standing. If you will come to us for your clothes wo will see to it that you leave with a good appearance and it won't cost 'ou much. Latest fashions now in. Dress up and make an impression. Medeiros & Decker, The Hotel Street Tailors. Wnverloy Illock, - - Honolulu. KRS. -N. H. ZEAVE, Successor to Mrs A. M. Mellld, C20 I'ort eticct, Honolulu. HAS REOPENED THE Dress Making Parlors of N. S. Sachs. s-gp Wedding Outfits and Riding Habits a specialty. 442-lm CRITERION Shaving Parlors Fort St. Opp. Pantheon Stables. I'ACIIIXO it rERVASDi: - I'ltOl'S. A Dolicato Touch ! Keen RimiiM ! ArtiHtic Hnir Cutting ! Comfortnblo Chairs ! LIVERY AND BOARDING STABLES. 55 " Cun Intfc, aurioj mid llupl.s at all iiouis. Ti:i.i:ruo.n 100 gJSF Wo employ uouo but tho most ex penouced Ton-orial ArliMH. Tho most JjuxuiiounIy iippolntcd Shop in tho Isl ands. VETERENO CARRE1RO, Hotel Street ShayiDg Pallor. Three Chairs. Flrst-clas3 Work. I'ltlCta 11K11UCKU Hair Cutting 15 o. Shaving 10 c. Hold trect opposlto llethol. 42R-Cin Ci.aus 8fiincicni.s. Wm. O. Ikwin. GtaagjiSpUBckeluo. BAflKErS. HONOLULU H. I, Ban Francitco JgenltTne Nevada Dank or ban rnANCisco. DHAW EXCHAMOE ON San FitANrt.oco TLc Nevada Hank of San Francisco, London The Union Hank of London, Ltd. New Youk American Exchange National Dank, CniOAoo Mcrcliantu National Hank. I'AIUS Comptolr National d'Eacompt de Paris. Dbiimn Drcsdncr Dank; HoNdKONQ and Vokoiiama Hongkong A Slianchal Danklm; Corporatlou. New Zealand and Austiiaua Hank of New Zealand. ViCToniA and Vancouveh Hank ol Mont real. Transact a General Banking and Exchange Business Term and Ordinary DcpoIstB ltccclvcd. Loans mado on Approved Security. Com mercial and Travelers Credits Issued. Dills of Exchange bought and sold. Collections I'iioptly Accounted Fon. F. 0. JONES. B. A. JONES The Hawaiian SAFE DEPOSIT AND- Investment Co. HAVE FOll SALE A Few Shares of Pnla Snpfiw Stock, Hawaiian Sti;ar Co. Stock. ALSO Hawaiian Government and 1h1 Blortgatjo Sugar Planta tion Bonds. 13j For particulars npply to Tho Hawaiian Safe Deposit & Investment Company, 408 Fort Htroet ilnnoluln Estuhliahod 185S IBISIESCOIE3 cSs CO. BANKERS. Transact a General Banking and Exchange Business. Coniniorciol nnd Traveler's Letters of Credit issued, avail able in all tho principal cities of the world. WHAT IS THIS ? !Tt is -HKasasraufiMw QoEKiqiJp IN- Shok:b II gF OR Ai Mamila ? Doiibtlrss you know Unit RED WAR is in progress in both Cuba nnd tbo Philippines. Luckily wo purchased n LARGE STOUK DIItKCT junt boforo tbo ficbting bcpnn. Thoifforo Imvo not, nn et. boen obliood to miso niioeH. W'V, nmi!i WM wn"P hjvis TO. Mcnuwbilf, in ordor to avoid such it statu of ufiuiia, come iu UI1U jHIIUUUBO I10W. HOLLISTER & GO., Corner Fort nnd Merclmnt Sts. "Wlioli'snlo nnd Tic tail. J. S. "WALKER, ROYAL INSURANCE COMPANY, LIVERPOOL, ALLIANCE ASSURANCE COMPANY OF LONDON ALLANOEMAR1NIC& GEN. ASSURANCE CO. OF LONDON SCOPIISH UNION '.nd NATIONAL INSURANCE CO., WILHELMA OF MAGDEBURG GENERAL lNSt'RANCE CO SUN LIFE INS. CO. OF CANADA, LIFE, FIRE and MARINE HISKS, TAKEN at REASONABLE RATES. Uooin12 SPREOKELM m.OOK nm.n.n'n II. u Bulletin, 75c. Per Month CENTBAL Kona Sanatorium. Bituntcd on n lit uutiful Illl'sldo Ovcrlool: iug tho Ouenu, imd 1.100 Jeet ohevo Set Lcol. Only 2t hour-' fail from Iloiiolulu. Cliiui'to mild, o o.ir dry ntmosnhcio, frt'O doui togH und mnlaiin, especial provinion for quiet und rfht as well hh for iiiihiho- u put and outdoor life. Ituliu S2 jior day or 51(1 por week. Medical nttoml ncoextio, tsST AddlTSB 1)11. II. A. LINDLFY, rrop., li'.'S tf Koua, Hawaii. CLUB STABLES, IF'ort Street, - - - - lei. zV7 BOA11D1NG, -:- SALE .;. AND -:- LIVERY. -TO- HCARJSTESS :-- AISTD - A specialty. SAJDDLE -WE HAVE THE- FINEST 3 RIVING HORSES IN HONOLULU. Tho host of .itlontion niven to animals lrft with ub. CTuefnl drKorB, respootfu, attoudants, pnuiptncss. ikclis, Surrieu, lUrtken, liugiiuti.l'haotonti, Wagouettcs. mmmmsff --& ssmwm dmmmmgm, amm: mM wjmfifrx?jm wvwss;,jcyyz - -zzwsst A Pastor's Story. Eev. Mr. Williams Could Not Keep House Without Paine's Celery Compound. His Wife Strongly Rec- Sfc . . i tj. j.. n ? r -w" rTK 1 1 c it" t i uru njn- .0 fs ; Vf O- 1 TT.-.1-1- es MCrv rieauciuie. rev. w. l. williams. 109 Mason Avenuk, 1 Caxon City, Col., Jan. 1'S, 189d. j "WlSLLS, IilCIIAllDSON & Co., Deak Si us: We use Pnine's Celery Compound in our family and could not keep house without it. Mrs. "Williams thinks there is nothing equals Paiiie's Celery Compound to cure nervous headaches and the like. Success to you in every way. Respectfully, Pastor of Cumberland Presbyterian Church. sfw HOLLISTER DRUG Go ? Wholesale Agents for the Hawaiian Islands mnawwiaiiiniiwnii'r'riwtn"ini - 1lil, 'Mi,. ." - .1 tjrrjmwwww.ia f LWfiiHinT.Tvr