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EVENING BULLETIN, NOVEMBER 21, 189G.
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PLEURISY WAS THE WORD.
The Strnnitor Kurnr How to gtcll It, hot
Was Itatlicr Blow.
Tho Junior Mr. llottum wns digging
nwny vory Industriously nt a brlof In tlio
stenographer's room In tho state's nttor
rioy's ollico, when suddenly ho looked
about In n pnnlo nnd Inquirodi "Sayl
How do you spoil plourlsyf"
"IM-doubloo-r-ao-y,," snld Mr. Mor
rison. "A good deal nftcr tho fashion of
'plutocracy.' They como from tho samo
root."
"I think lt'sp-1-ur-n-o-y mysolf," tho
stenographer vonturod, nml Ramsay nnd
evory othor assistant in tha department
hnd n suggestion to innko, nnd thuy wcro
making tliom when n fjtilct olco spoko
from tho doori
"Pardon mol I couldn't holp honrlng
your oppressions of dllommn. Am I Justl
fled In presuming to lutrudo my knuwl
edgo of orthography to set you all right?"
"If you know how to spoil pluurlsy, you
ro ns woloomo as tho dawn," enld tho
Junior Mr. Hot turn. "No npologlcM neoes
snry." "Still I must deprecate for my Intru
sion. When uducatud nnd rollned men nro
wrostllng with u word that miikus them
spoil lll;o fitoani shovels or mountain gnats,
they naturally consider It Impertinent for
an uttor stranger to intorforo."
Tho nttornoys looked nt ono another In
soino surprise. Mr, Dottum luughod nerv
ously. ' H'h n prutly tough toid. Much
obliged to you for offering to square It up."
"Don't mention It. You nro too good. I
do hopo I don't Intrude, for when pooplo
nro engaged In ground nnd lofty spoiling
which Is unllko tho spelling shown In any
other monngerlo or circus It Is Improper
nnd rudo for ono to disturb thoin. I apolo
gize. You understand, of course, that X
do not take your Joint inability to spoil
tho word plourlsyas Indicative of llllteruoy
or oven of uxtromo Ignoranco. Gcorgo
Washington, for Instance, couldn't produco
tho word 'parallel' without Uhlng honuu
l's, nnd ho wns it noble nnd upright man
nnd slimed rogulnrly. You should feol
perfectly easy nbout not bolng able to spoil
pleurisy. Tbero Is no need for blushing in
shnmo. Oliver Cromwell spelled hatchet
with nn z whoro tho t nnd o and h should
bo. Napoloon, indeed, when attempting
English took stago fright nnd spollod In u
maimer to frighten timid children off tho
etroot. Ho could conquer worlds, but ho
could not encompass tho word 'vinegar.'
Ho cnllod It v-I n-n-1-g-g-a-r a distressing
fashion of orthography. Aloxamlor"
"Snyl" callod tha Junior Mr. Uottuw,
"nro you Rtiylng us or nro you going to got
around to 4ho word 'plonrlsy' soma time
noxt fall?"
"Your pnrdon. I wns simply trying to
show you that you should not bo enveloped
in shnmo for your unfortunate Infirmity.
I TOW"
"Ob, go on nwnyl Getoutl Oct out
quick I" And Mr. Bottum rushed ovor
nnd slammed tho door In tho fact! of tho
pollto man.
" Very welt," enmo n inuftled voioo from
tho outside. "Bo angry. I only wished to
do you n favor nnd ease your mind. Chris
topher Columbus could nut"
But Mr. Bottum nnd bis frionds tool
flight to tho adjoining room, and tho girl
wont on with tho brief with tho troublo
fcomo word put down na "p-l-u-r-a-l-a-s--y."
Chicago Hocord.
iiilurmntlnii lur loiirlsts.
A passenger by tho last Coloninl
stoHiuor was met on the (look by
a Milesiiiu American frioncl, who
resides in Honolulu. As tho pair
wnitotl to have tho newcomer's
gripsnok Bcrawled ovor with chalk
maiks by tho Customs Inspector
at tho pato tho stranger remaikod
to his friend "Do you 'ave much
rain 'ero?" Rainier mo boy,
gallons of it, just como up to tho
Anchor Saloon whoro thoy keep
it always, clear and cool. AVo'll
ust be in time for lunch too and
that s tho only pluco in town
wh"io they servo it up in proper
stylo with a glass of Kainieh
Beer to equilibrializo tho solids
They wont!
Nictly furnished rooms at tho
Popular House, 151 Fort street,
from S1.00 per week up.
Frames for Citizens' Guard Cer
tificates mado to order for from
lOo. each up at King BroB., 110
Hotel street.
Kinf Bros, latest conBicnmont
-of picturo frames has taken the
town by storm. Tho designs are
elegant, up-to-dato and of tho
handsomest.
Mechanics' Homo, corner Hotel
and Nitnunu streets, lodging by
day, woek or month. Tonne: 2fi
and 30 coins per night. $1, and
81 2fi nor wet'k.
Beautiful, arlibtic, accurtito,
charming island viows at King
Bros. Every prominent point on
tho islutids is photographed by us
and painted by tho best of our
artists.
Sterling, tho paintor, is pro
pared to quoto pricos on roof
painting. Ho uses a composition of
coal tar and comont. Cheapest
and host roof preparation iu Ho
nolulu. Tho Platinotypo Pictures by
Mr. Henshaw at tho Pacifio Hard
ware Co. ore the finost oxamplos
of photographic art ovor seen in
Uouolulu. Just tho thing to send
away to your frionds.
Kroogor Pianos, swootest in tone,
Jas. W. Borgstrom, solo agent, cash
..cr installments. "Ware-rooms at
G. West's, Masonic Templq. Of
fico at Thrum's Book Store. Tun
ing and repairing. Bis?" Telo
phono 3d7.
ITF.0P0LM IW GO.
103 KING Sl'llEET.
G. J. Wali.br - - - Manaqeb.
WHOLESALE AND BETAIL
BUTCHERS
AND
Haw Contractors!
Refrigerated Poultry
-AND-
Fresh Salmon
CONSTANTLY ON HAND.
Metropolitan HJeHt Co.
Telephone 45.
mm up 104!
The Central Meat Market
214 Nuuanu Street.
For Your Choice
Orders
Tho finest
-OF
eMpaied .-. Hetiff
Always on ITiiud Orders
piomptly nnd carefully attend
ed to
WESTBR00K, GARES &,S0HLETF.
Proprietors.
City Market
Established 1833.
JaBBph. Tinker, - - Prapi
Beef, -srocS2 Mutton,
Pork,
Veal,
01 tho Finest Variation
Slaters ortlio Celebrated Pork Suusage.
310 Nunann Btroot, opp. Chaplain lano.
Telephone 289.
Tki.fi-hone 031. P. O. Box 301.
City Feed Store
Bcrctanlu and Punchbowl.
L. H. Dee & Co.
If j on want your cow to jli milk get her
some Alfalfa Hay at City feed Store.
ZST Will hive on tint IRth a supply of
Oihjou I'otatoea, Cascadlft Flour anl Nlcr
SKln Onions.
LUXURIES
"J&S&Ser-
For tho Equino Table in tho
way of all Kinds First Glass
HAY, G-RAIN 0 PEED
Aro on Balo by tho
WASHINGTON FEED f.OM'Y
138 Fort St Tol. 422.
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Big! Fat! Tender!
They ore tho Very Fiuost Specimens of tlw
Nohlo American Bird ever offered
for side here at
U0ELLER & CO.'S,
20 Borctnnia Strcot, Wtiring Block.
B- Telephone G80 -"a
R. lyiAY CO.,
Wholesale and Retail Groceries.
515 & 517 Fort St., Honolulu
Telephoner 2'2 P.O. Box 470
Evening Uulletv1 75c per month.
ww
nnlrniin
LIUMYi
Castle & Cooke
(Limited)
IMPORTERS,
Hnrdwaro
nnd
Commission
Merchants,
General
Merchandise
Agricultural
Implements
and
Plantation
Supplies.
Wm. 6. Srwin & Co.
(limited).
Wm. G. Irwin, - President mid Mnunjjor
Olnub Spreokols, ... Vice-President
V. M. Oiflhrd, - Socretnry and Trcnourer
Theo. O. Porter, - - - Auditor
SSugsos? S"actoi?s
AND
Commission Agents.
AGENTS OF TIIB
OOEANIC STEAMSHIP COMPANY
OF HAN FHANOISCO. OAL.
0. BREWER & COMPANY, LIMITED,
Queen street, Honolulu, II. I.
AGENTS FOR
Hawaiian Agricultural Company, Onomea Sugar
Company, Honomu Sugar Company, Walluku
Sugar Comp.iii) , Walhce Sugar Company, Makce
Sugar Company, Hileakala Ranch lompany, Ka
papala Ranch. l'latilers' Line Sail Francisco
Packets, Clias. ilrcwcr & Co.'s Line of Boston
rackets. Agents Boston Board of Underwriters.
Agents Philadelphia IloirU of Underwriters.
LIST OF OFFICERS :
P O Junes, President; Goorgo II Robortson,
Manngor; E F Eisbop, Treasurer nud Soo
retory; Col. W F Alien, Auditor; OM Cooke,
H WnterhouBO, A W Cnrler, Diroctor.
eaver
H. ,T. NOr.TB. Proprietor.
The Best Lunch in Town
Toa and Goffoo
at all nouns.
THE FINEST BRANDS OF
Cigars and Tobacco
ALWAYS ON HAND.
Eagle
- House
huiiiinii Awuue.
C.H.RL KLEMME, FraprlBtor,
Kovr management. Commodious rooms.
Tnblo liourd tho 11 nest, including many
I'rtlutublo German Dishes.
Board and Room, per week $6.50 to $7.50
TaWe Board, per week .$5.00
THE "ARLINGTON"
A FAMILY 1IOTKL.
Q?. IEro"u.sof ... 3?rop.
Per Day 9 2.00
Per Week 12.00
Cpoclol SIon-tlily Uo.tal
The Post of Atteiulauce, tho Peat Situa
tion nnd tho Finest Munis in tliia Oity
SINGER'S -:- BAKERY
Established 1874.
King St. near Thomas Squnro
Ho me-Made BREAD 1
BST" Sorved Frosh evory Day
Cakes : and : Pie3 : to : Order
H. F. SINGER,
Tolophono 872. Solo Prop'r.
IT. UOKN
Ji 7r jSH ZEu jz iu I
Hotel street, near Fort.
BREAD, PIES and CAKES
Of all kinds.
fS The Finest Imported and IIomo
made Confoctionery,
Tho Elite Ice Cream Parlors
From 6 a. m. to II l. m -ou can set a Cup
of ltenl Kona Coll'ee at Hie "Elite" IcoCreum
I l'ariors,
HHry
To Citizens
of Hawaii
1 lnln plensuro in nuuounc
ing to you tlmt I linvo romov
ed to my nuv ounrtorfl at NO.
Jlfi rOltTRi!ll-Jl3T and am
p .t.i-(i 10 uxouuto all orders
p. i s iii iij to ujy business,
.owelty Kopairing, "Watch
loj)uiring, Fino Engraving,
etc., oto. I linvo a handBomo
stock of Watches and Jowol
ry to buow you including a
largo variety of valunblo Isl
and Curios. Your patronngo
is respectfully solicited.
30t-tf
To Uj Patrons:
It gives mo trmoli pleasuro
to nnnounce that MR. M. R.
COUNTER, ono of tho most
sitillt'd wntclitniikors evor in
thosu IhIuihIs, is now managing
my rtpairing depnrtmout. No
watch is so complex in its
mechnnism but wo can givo per
feet satisfaction iu correcting
tho evils to which watches are
hoir. Watches aro delicate
things to handlo. Wo guarantee
that they will receive no injury
at our hands and will leavo
our storo iu porfoct rojair.
Respectful
E. A. JACOBSON,
C07 Fort Street.
I-I. Gk JBT.A.HT.
40 1J Fort Street.
M& Sasa "WatS
Haaa tela 8
O na Puna Makana
Ka Hiwahiwa oi loa aku o
ka Nani Mnkamne.
E Hiki ke Hoomaemao
pu in na Wuti poino a mo ka
hiiki n ke A-n.
Alnnui Pupil, kokoko alnnui Moi.
THE LOUVRE
G08 Nuuanu Stkekt.
Harry Klemnie, - - Prop.
Seattle Beer
The Best in
the World - - -
Best of Liquors cf Wines.
Qv. Our Sdoou is thoroughly ronovatod
nnd refurnished nnd vto tniBt that onr
stock will leuso overy tiuto.
COME AND SAMPLE IT,
Empire Saloon
A general stock oi Lienors, Ales and
Wines.
ritKSH PECK ALWAYS OX DltAUUIIT.
OUR PORT AND SHERRY,
Aro of tho finest and como to tin
direct from Europe.
OUR MCBRAYER WHISKEY
Importod straight from Lonia
villo, Ky.
JAMES OLDS, Prop.
MERCHANTS' EXCHANGE
KINO AND NUUAKU BTUKETS,
The celebrated Enterpuise
Beer on Draught and in
Bottles. .
GONSALVES & CO,
WHOLESALE GROCERS AND
WINE MERCHANTS.
225 Quoen streot, Honolulu, IT. I,
G. R. Harrison,
Practical Piano Maker and Tuner.
Can Furnish the Best
Factory Roforence.
OfQce, Fort street, onponito Cutholio School.
Telepliouo 234, 442 nnd 100.
JJr Orders promptly atlonded to.
MISS CHARLOTTE II, PARMELEE
Is uow pieparod to tnl:o a liniilod num
ber of
Pianoforte Pupils.
B7 Kohidence: 220 Borotnula strcot,
oppouito Hotel gntoa. 418 lm
FO
for
Wo havo received an immenso stock of Infants and
Invalids Foods, consisting in pirt of ... .
Mellins', Nestle's, Horlicks,)
Murdock's, Ridges',
Lactated, Imperial Graxmm, .
And last, but not least, the only
MALT NUTRINE.
IJia? Wo haven't any particular hobby to force on you,
but if you want food for Infants or Invalids, the place to
get it is at th'e
H0LLISTER DRUG CO.,
ITorh Street.
TljEO- Nj DIES &'
niwinEiarEJZD-
XIOiOJTiHSiE. S
AND
Commission . Agents I
Dry Goods,
Hardware and
Groceries.
H. HACKFELD & CO.
Importors and Dealers in
QEjfERflL YEEICnIDIE
AND
Plantation Supplies.
H. HACKFELD & CO.
201
to
Just Eeceived and Tor
At the New Stand, King Street,
(Adjoining the Arlington.)
Whole Wheat Flour,
Golden Gate Flour, ,
Choico Hams,
Bacon,
Fresh Almonds and Walnuts,
Cal. Block Butter,
Sraoko Beef,
Now Potatoes,
Onions, Etc., Etc.
TELKl'IIONK 03-
H. E. McIXTTYRE & BRO.,
IMl'ORTERS AND DEALERS IN
Groceries, Provisions and Teed.
Now Goods Rocolvod by Evory Packet from tho Eastoru States nud Europo
FRESH CALIFORNIA PRODUCE BY EVERY STEAMER!
All Ordera faithfully nlUmdod to and Gooda Delivered to any
Part of tho City FREE,
Island Onnma Bouoitkd, Batwaotwn Guajukmib
EAST CORNER FORT AND KING STREETS.
NFAWT
215 Fort Street.
Sale
Ghas. Huslace,
212 King Street
1. O.'HOX 110
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