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EVENING BULLETIN, FEBRUARY 9, 181)7.
The Ins and Outs of It.
It you get best wear out o a coat, best work must
have gone into it. You can't get good bread out of
Moral : You can't get the best out of anything, unless
the best is in it; and the best has to be put iu before it
can be taken out. Now, we have a rule to test those
sarsaparilla with a big "best" on the bottle. "Tell us
liat'3 put in jou and e'll decide for ourselves about
the best." That's fair. Bat these modest snrsaparillas
siy: "Oh I we can't tell. It's a secret. Have faith in
the label." . . . Stop 1 There' one exception ; one sar
saparilla. that has no secret to hidj. It's Ayer's. If you
want to know whit goes into Ayer's Sarsaparilla, ask
yiur doctor to write for t'le formula. Then you can
satiny oursel tint you get the best of the sarsaparilla
argument when jou get Ayer's.
Any aojbt left? t.mlii " Ointijok."
1 1 Lull doubts but cur ss c!oubttfrli
AHcMt J C. A)crC ,LocllMm.
Trustiug that you may bo in
terested in cycling, wa tnko the
liberty of stating to you a few
facts about our whools:
"We need, not trouble you with
needless description of tho "World
Famed "It AMBLER" Bioycle,
which by its ensy running, tip
penrnuce, strength and lasting
quulities has won for tho makers
& name world renowned.
The "RAMBLERS" aro eqiii
ped with tho jjrput G.&J. Detnuh
nblo Tiro, which flince its intro
duction to Honolulu 1ms proved,
by tho numbers in ueo, the most
successful and necessary adjust
ment to a bicycle.
We take great pleasure in re
coiuending to our friends the
"RAMBLER" and trust that in
furnishing one to any person they
will never Imvo occasion to regret.
Our terms nro such that u bicy
cle is no longer n luxury but a
necessity in actual saving of time
and money. "Wo would ask you
to but call and get our figures.
As is customary nearing the
close of each year, tho makers in
order to get ready for tho ensuing
year, offer tho present 1890
wheels at reduced prices. Wo aro
now prepared to give our cus
tomers tho benefit of these reduc
tions as long as our stock holds
out. For those wishing an up to
dato wheel oE tho highest grade,
ono which wo can guarantee to
tho fullest extont, wo would offer
tho "RAMBLER." Ab to im
provements for the coming season
wo would say wo anticipate none.
Such changes which may bo raado
will, ns has been tho past two
years, be changes immaterial to
tho improvement of the wheel in
Kindly give this some thought
or call your frionds'attontion to it
. 0. Hall & Son
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A few of
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of art In
iqiiulci) In tone, beauty nniluoii
REOINW MUSfC BOXES, tliu Kin
ol ull, plaH over one llinueuui
AUTOHABP3, everjlunlj's Instru.
niiint, a eLiJliI cat) plity It.
GUITARS, we curry tho celebrated
Henry F. Alusun, FIii' ood unit
otlivr iiiake", Irom $4 ii.
BANJOS, 8't'warr, Falrbtukx &.
ChIh tttul other wellltnowii
ACCOUDEONS. tlm celebrated "lm
perlul" and other good Hues.
Jt&T Anil a tlimiHUiiil ami one othc
sifialler liiBtruiiioutn ton numerous to
Our celebratpil Wnll, Nli'lmls
"Stah" Hrund of
GUITAR, riOUN ana
Are tlie boat maile U ao other.
For ull instruments.
Our s'ock l the motif varied to -be
found this (tide of 'Frlsi'o, ami the
prices tlm same us you pay iu the
All Instruments sold on easy month
WALL, NICHOLS CO.,
The money savers for you.
No. 10 Store
ugsl lugsl Iugs!
Sofa Rugs I Floor Rugs I
Tnpostry and Carpets,
Crumb Cloths and Druggets.
ZSf All JuBt Kecoivod at
SKETCHES BY M. QUAD
Ma Civil Tor tlm Shotgun.
Just n I reached tlto crest of tho
Cumberland mountains I camo to a
mouutnhiucr'8 cibiu, with tho hnsbnud
and wifo sitting on a Ior at tho door.
Tho womnti lind her juw tied up, and
thcro was n wild look in her orea.-aiid
after poMsitig tho timo of day 1 natural
ly inquired what was wrong with her.
"Tootlmcbo, sah," replied tho Iiuh
band. "Sbo's had it nigh upon a week,
but she's bin clospcrit today. Wo was
jest waitin fnr sumbody to cum along."
"Can't it do cured?'
"Reckon not, sah. Best way is to
pnll it out. I'vo got tho pincers hero to
do it with, und I waut yo' to help me a
"I'll help, of course, but I never
pulled a tooth for any ouo in my lifo."
"That's all right. Sho'll lay down
ycro on her baok, and I'll hold her down
while yo' pull. I'vo tried it twice otr,
but sho gits away from mo."
"Aro you willing, uia'atn?" I asked
of tho woman.
"I'm wlllin, of co'so." slio replied as
siio removed tliu bnii(lao'0 from lior jaw.
"This is tho tooth right yere,"
"Yes. I see it."
"D'yo reckon yo' kin pull it?"
"I think I can."
"Wall, now, don't nioko no mistake.
Whin jo' git hold, don't let go, no
matter how much I holler. If alio cums
out, all right"
"But, mVaiu, you sen"
"Git hold," sho interrupted as sho
foil ovor tho lo and her hu'band sat
down ou her and got a firm hold of her
cars to hold her head.
"Got to do it, stranger," said tho
man an I hesitated. "She's got to that
pass whar sho'll shoot If yo' don't. Clap
ou tho pincers and bust santhin. "
It was a solid doable tooth, standing
alone, und I got a firm hold, braced my
foot, and with a twist and a pull I had
it out Not oven a groan escaped tho
woman. Sho roso up, took tho tooth
from tho nippers and looked at it for n
momcat, and thou turned to mo with :
"Straugor, I don't kuow how lond
yo' kin hoot nor how fnr yo' kin jump,
but from tho way yo fotched this tooth
out I'm wlllin to bolievo yo'r a purty
good num. .list sot down and talk with
Wim, and I'll hov u smack ready in about
tier Jiir Was Sot.
On tho hill beyond tho creek was tho
cabin of a squatter, and us I drew near
a man about GO years old, who had been
seated on a stump, roso up and saluted
mo and quciicd:
"Stranger, how fnr up tho road hov
yo' cum this mawuin?"
"From Harper's Corners," I replied.
"And did yo' moot up 'with u woman
on tho way?"
"Yes. About flvo miles back I met a
littlo old woman going tho other way."
" Was her jaw sot?"
"Yos, I think it was."
"Was her jaw sot liko a mowl when
ho Is determined not to pull?"
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THE WOMAN ItAB IIEIl JAWS TIED VV.
"Sho had her teeth hard shut ami
loolcod pretty ugly."
"And what did sho say?"
"Nothing. Wo simply bowed to each
othor as wa passod. Do you know tho
"Reckon I ortor, ns sho'a my wife. "
"Ohl Then sho'a gono to tho storo?"
"Na Wo had a fuss this mawuin,
and sho'a left vat. Jist put on her bun
nit and said slio'd uocr ruin back."
"But sho will, of conrso?"
"I uxed yo' if sho was wecpin, nud
yo' said sho wasn't. If sho'd been v rep
in, that would mean that hho'd take u
walk down to tho Corners and back and
ruako np Willi mo. 1 uxed yo' if her
jaw was sot, and yo' haid ituni. Hint
means sho'll ki cp ripht on to Brother
Jim's, and that I'll ho- to foller nrtr
her and beg lior purdlug and promiso
her a now kulikcr dress bolo' slio'U cum
"TJicu sho'a loft you before?"
'"Bout 100 timo', oah, mid it alius
works that wnv. If sho wtens. slio'U bo
back befo' night j if her jaw is t-ot, I hov
to go artor her und knock under. Ah
this is a caso of botuess I might us well
git nlong nud try to overturn lier. Sor
ry I cun't nx yo' to stop, hut yo' fco how
it is. Sotutsa is sotness, and yo' can't
uusot it and must thurfu' uiuko tho best
of it" M. Quad.
"Marriage, " exclaimed tho fat worn
nn, "ia a failure."
Upou the tablo before her woro a
Canadian cont und a plugged quarter,
her share of tho gato receipts of her
four hundredth souvenir publiu wuldiug
to the living skeleton.
Overall tho trumbling gaslight cast
lta garish gleam. Detroit Tribune.
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Castle & Cooke
Solo Agents for
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J EXIHA. FAMILY ;
San Francisco Ofuce, A
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ituixoraia otroot.. a'v
New Goods in All
Received H. 8. " Atislralla"
a Full Line of
05o. Pupeterle; our price 25o.
DIM " " ' 35
76u mill &5o. " " 50i).
6()o. Tablet " " 2oc.
5(1.1. " " " 30o.
50d. " " " f'5o.
&&- Bee Prices In Our Show Win.
J. M WEBB
310 Fort Street.
RtibKonbf for ilif ICvkntnu Bdi
LETIN 75 cents per month.
T-u.st ZESecGi'Vod. pex -A--u.stxa,lia,.
Atmores' Mince Meat in glass jars, y
Old Hoinestcnd Mince Meat ih 1 lb. pkgs.,
Cuttings' Mince Meat in 2 lb. tins,
It. and It. Plum Pudding in 1, 2 and 3 lb. tins.
Cranberries, Candied Peel,
California Sweet Potatoes,
New Crop ltnisins, Nuts, Dates, Figs,
Apples, Queen Olives, Asparagus,
Maple Syrup, Edam Cheese,
Creamery Butter, Hams, Bacon,
Crackers, Cheese, Etc., Etc., Etc.
ETTERr - MAN HIS - DWK - HDKSE - EDCTDR.
DR. POTTIE'S' '
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FOH TUE CDnK Of DI8KAHKS or
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Tho Marvelous Hair Uetnedy which prevents
FOR SALE BY
Side Agent, Honolulu.
X5T Neat lumpldet freo on application. 1' 0. Box 292, Telephone -0.
IIonoi.dlu April 21, 1898.
Mr. O. W, MAcvAnuNR: It ffTonU me plensnre to rtcommeml, to any oue whose hair
is lalliiiROUt, tlioncoolDli. r01TIE' IIMHOIL. Mj hair wns coming out at such
i rate as led mo tobr-hevo thntl wimldBOOUboenniobidil. After using tho oil loi Ave weeks
this erased cut rely; none 1 atcver is nw fiilliiiK out. I cousidi r It the h-st und only
worthy remedy fur thi troub o an I al o recommend it ns a stimulant to new urowth.
fit)5tf Yonrsiruly, J.B.DAMELS.
lEort Street, - - - - Tel. 7
BOARDING, -:- SALE -; AND -:- LIVERY. ,
HEJSTErtS --:- AND
-WE HAVE THE-
FINEST DRIVING HORSES
Tho bost of attention ('iven to aiiimalfl loft with iir. Carcfnl drivers, respoctfa.
attoudnutrt, promptneHH lUcfcR, SnrrieH, Brnkes, Ilumrfpft.l'hnetontt, WnsnuettH.
LTTBTD & IN&HAM,
Brass Signs and Electro-Plating
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MhM, Nicttl and Silycr Plating.
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Citv Furniture Store,
(Corner of Fort and
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Main ( ffloe. Lho, Kui(j street. Branch OIllco and Planing Mill, comer Kino and
Bethel streets. Luiubei Vaidt-, Leleo and lat mar It. It. Depot Private tiuok connect'
hig wilhO.lt & L. Co. It. It. mua throueh our jauls to It. It. wharf and nny part ol
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