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EVENING BULLETIN, MAY 22, 1897.
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B ATjEX. OHISHOLM. J. J. COUGHLIN.
E The Manufacturing Harness Go.
K Telephone 228. P- O. Box 322.
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K tMt0J$M Hawaiian
W ImXmu ' - ' Saddle'
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tSTA emplete aicorttuoutof racing equipments.
JJTdpeclal. Wo keep In stock and sell only our own Manufacture.
London and Lancashire Fire
Insurance "Company of
(Stock Com pan j, Incorporated 1SC1.)
Norwalk Fire Insurance Com
pany of Norwalk, Con
necticut. (Stock Company, Incorporated Ib5U.)
1 A. P'llU'V wrlt'oM bv the above
company id (lotmiy t-eetiif, iw u re pre
sents two of the largt-t Fire Insurance
Companies bjek of it.
The Hawaiian Safe Deposit &
Agents for tbe Hawaiian IMamls.
M8 Fort BtrMt ... Honolulu
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Liko flno cabinet work, can only be done
by tbo Dent Artists.
Best Tonsorial Artists
Pacheco & Fernandez.
Hotfll St.. near Fort.
JAS. P. MORGAN,
"AUCTIONEER AND STOCK HHOKEB
No. 45 Queen Street.
Expert Appraisement of Real
.Estate and Furniture.
Whips from 25c. to $10
Lcggins (all sizes).
J. T. WATERHOUSE
Two vessels arriving within
past ten days brought slathers
of goods to our Grocery De
partment and wo now have all
linos complete. The delicious
Dried Fruits you failed to se
cure because the demand was
larger than the supply are now
hero and will be promptly de
livered if you order them:
Pears, Peeled Peaches, Apri
cots, Figs, Apples and Cher
ries. These are tho choicest
fruits ever brought to this
Another delicacy is Ripe
Olives, practicajly unknown
here and infinitely better than
those you have been used to
Russian Caviare, elegant
for lunch sandwiches. Levi's
celebrated California Epicu
rean Delicacies fresh by Aus
tralia. These are tho finest
"air tights" in the world. Red
Kidney Beans, Lunch Oysters,
Lobsters, Shrimps with tomato
sauce, Boston Baked Beans
with tomato catsup. These
goods are recommended only to
those who enjoy good things.
Other people put up these
goods but they will hardly
stand comparison with the
J. T. WATERHOUSE
The Honolulu Sanitarium
10S2 King Streot.
A Quiet, Homelike Place, whore Trained
Nnrses, Mamace, "Swodlsh Slovement,"
Bntbs, Electricity and Physical Training
may bo obtained.
P. 8. KELLOGG, SI. D.,
Telephone 039. tjiiporinlcndent.
Cottago on Magazine street In good
order. Larjxe groundn well planted
with fruit and ornamental trees. Ex
cellent lieunerv, eto. Apply, tele
phone either 205 or 81)8, to
694-tf JAMES LYLE.
For Rent or Sale.
Neat Cottage and grounds on Nunanu
near Knkui street, only two minutes wulk
from tho biibluess portion of the city.
(y-tt A. V. GEAlUfeCO
SubBoribe (or the Evening Bul
letin 75 cents per month.
THE ARIZONA KICKER
MAJOR TINKHAM.THE KICKER'S TAU
An Kdltor nnl Ilia Xo Account Dnel In
Omalis Mnrrlaccabta Women Topular
In Olrrndain Outrh Tlio Editor Licked
by a Rip Itoarvr From tho Country.
Tho Kicker will bo represented in
Washington this winter by Mnjor Tink
hnm, wlio is well known to tho citizens
rf GlTcndmn Gulch ns n square man.
During tho last 15 years tho major has
established mul busted flvo weekly nowsi
papers, run u mngaino into tho ground
and showed his litornry nbilitics in oth
er directions. Ho has killed thrco men,
wounded flvo others and broken in about
100 bucking bronchos. Ho has kept n
poker room, run n blacksmith shop, act
ed as undertaker and mado a success as
an cshorter. Wo hnvo sized him up
pretty carefully and bollovo ho will suc
ceed in Washington. Wo pay him n sal
ary of $7 per week. What ho gets out
side of that ho will havo to skirmish
for, and it's our opinion that ho will
make tho regular correspondents hustlo
to keep up with him. lie takes with
him a faro layout, a lasso, two guns, a
box of poker chips, six decks of cards, n
warolnb and n pair of moccasins, aud
every ono in town will wish him good
luck when ho starts.
An Editor! Duel.
Mr. John Ford, editor of tho Devil's
Elbow Herald, has a two column articlo
in his issue this week about his duel at
Oirmlia. If wo had been in his place, wo
should havo kept still about it. It seems
that ho sat down to cat his dinner with
his hat on, and his uso of tho knife also
attracted general attention and mado
him an object of ridicule. Ho challeng
ed n man who laughed at him, and tho
man accepted, but whilo tho prelimina
ries were being arranged Brother Ford
had to start for homo on nccount of his
baby coming down with measles. Ho
goes on at great length to tell what ho
intended to do, but wo don't take any
stock in it. Tho fact is ho mado an ass
of himself, nud if tho pcoplo over at tho
Elbow don't chain him np he'll mako
the town ridiculous and a byword. An
Arizona editor who can't handlo a fcrk
when bo's nwny from homo should put
all tools aside and eat with his fingers,
mid if ho forgets his hat some ono should
jam it down over his chin.
Let 'Ein Come Ilere.
Ono day last week a woman, 60 years
old, got off tbo train nt Hluo Hill sta
tion to, look for her brother, and within
two hours sho had SO oilers of marringo.
She, was a woman with falso hair, bad
teeth, a lumo leg and a cataract in ono
eye, and yet tho crowd fairly swarmed
for her, and at sundown she was mar
ried to a man worth $30,000. If thoro
are, any other Finglo women headed this
way, let 'cm stop otf at this town. We
guurantco at least 50 offers of niarriago
per day for a week, no matter what her
ago or looks or physical rondition. As
mayor of thr town wo agree, to find hus
bands for 200 marriageable women -as
fast as thoy can descend from the stago,
and every man proposing marriago will
bo worth at least S'J,000. What Arizona
wauls is 5,000 moro wives, aud sho
wants 'em so bad that she erics for 'em.
It will pay every married woman in tho
cast not satisfied with her husband to
run away and head in this direction,
and old maids aud young girls will be
received with open arms day or night
and piopocd to on tho spot.
Taking u Tumble.
The postmaster nt this town (who is
onrsolf ), tho deputy United States uiur
shal for this district (who is oursclf),
the mayor of Givcadam Gulch (who is
oursclf), tho editor of tho Arizona
Kicker (samo man) nnd the senator from
this locnlity (onco more) was out on
tho streot tho other day, wealing his
hat on his ear nud stepping high and
believing ho owned tho earth, when a
rip roaring man from tho back towubhips
camo along and seemed to bo in need of
Bonio fatherly advice. Wo had given
him about a yard of talk when ho sailed
into us, nud though wo had the idea
that wo could puhorize him in less than
throe minutes, tho critter blacked botli
our oyes and would havo driven us into
the earth but for tho timely arrival of
tho city marshal. As a matter of fact,
we wcro a licked man, and wo shall tfot
try to dodge tho fact. Aud we are fur
ther rcttdy to ndd that it wasn't a bad
thing for us. When a man gets to that
point where ho imagines he ruus this
whole country an:! is the smartest man
on tho fucu of tho earth, it is a good
thing for him unil tho rcit of mankind
for bomohody to como along mid take
him dowu a few pegs. Wo own 100
acres of saudy Boil just ontsido of town
and 20 city lots inshlo of it, hut wo
havo let goof tliu emth aud shall as
sume a ery humblo demeanor until our
eyes go out of mourning.
hucliily i: unts.
Among tho boci.il oveuts planned for
tho fall and winter uio two high teas
mid ono low colfeo by Mrs. Colonel
Stiigg. Sho hafi ulreatly ordered 2 1 blue
bordered napkins from Chiongo, and
those who know her ambition to excol
will rest asbiucd that nothing will bo
left uudono to mako theso events a royal
Wo are given to understand that Mrs.
Judgo Why so has spent tlio last tlireo
mouths in St. Louis to leuru how to run
a progressive euohro function aud that
sho will give ouo soon after her roturu.
That it will bo a bung up affair goes
Mrs. Captain Dehind returned from
St JPunl last week, uud during a brief
call nt tho office ho informed us that
ho intended to mako bocioty howl dur
ing tho winter months. Shu has planned
jbjflsos candy, pull, two spelling beus,
HB KNOWS JOHN HAY.
An Analrma of the New Ambnaaader
to Knglaud by an Admirer.
"Our new Ambassador to Eng
land is not tho haughty aristocrat
that most of the peoplo of tbo
country soom to regard him,"
said W. M. Dallnm of Washington
oity at the Planters to a Republic
representative. "John Hoy looko
pompous n'tid is somewhat bump
tious witliuh, but these are nian
uoriams only that do not proclaim
tho real mat). He bus boon In thu
environment of Washington ofli
ciuldom so often nnd long that
his mutiuuis have becomo some
what stiff and formal, though when
one knows an I tiavo known him
for more than twenty years, tliebd
peculiarities Bro forgotten tmd tho
genuine uiunlmod aud Ameri
canism that undorlio his character
and control hta conduct begot ad
miration for the man. Though he
maintains a high style of living in
keeping with his surroundings and
his umplo fortune, Lib tastes are,
simple and easily gratified. His
larder and his sideboard are
among tho finest in Washington,
and his dinners are tho best that
money and experience can pro
oure, yet when ho is not onter
tuining he eats tho plainest nud
most Vthok'somo foods.
"I might say that his regular
diet is one that the average farmer
in this country would complain of
if compelled to live on it. Many
a noonday lunch in his own su
perb home have I taken with Huy.
And what do you think it consis
ted of? Nothing but buttermilk
and buecakes. Tho real old
fashioned boocake, cooked in the
ashes as tlio negroes used to pro
pare it before thuy were freed. He
has some poor relatives living in
the rural districts of Maryland on
farms which ho bought and gave
to them, and 1 havo often heard
bim sav that tho most pleasant
diversions he enjoyed in recent
yoara were tho visits paid to his
rugged, simple minded country
kin. 'Those people don't know
the wiles und deceptions of tho
so-called upper world,' Hay bus
said to me many a time, 'and I
hope they never may. I love to
visit them und hear them prattle
neighborhood gossip und relate
the same old stories of the family
s -'-t r
BY POLICE AT CALLAO.
Inquiry hero confirms the sory com
ing from Lima to tho effect tliat the
State Department has lodged a de
maud with the United States charge
of legation at Lima for the release of
the mate of tho American bark "Uncle
John." He vis ashore on December
10 last at CalltiO, and was arrested be
cause of his constant demand for "Hal
nler Beer." On tap or in bottles at tho
Singers lead the world. Over
13,000,000 made and sold. High
est awards at the World's Colum
bian Exposition, for excellence of
onstruction,regularity of motion,
ease of motion, great speed, ad
justability, durability, ease of
learning and convenience of ar
rangement. B. Bergersen. agent,
16J Bethel streets.
Notioe to Creditors.
The undersigned having been ap
pointed executors of the will of M.-Mo-luerny,
deceased, notice Is hereby giv
en to all creditors of the deceased to
preseut their claims, whether scoured
by mortgage or otherwise, duly au
thenticated, aud with tbe proper
vouchers, if any exist, to tho under
signed, within six months from the
date hereof, or they shall bo forever
barred. And all persons indebted to
tliu said deceased are reque'W to
make immediate payment to the un
dersigned, at their office, corner of Fort
and Merchant streets, Honolulu.
Honolulu, April 20, 1807.
E. A. MclNERNY,
J D MclNERNY,
W. H MclNERNY,
Executors of tbo Will of M.MoInorny,
Eagle -:- House
Mrs, Harry'KlamniB, - - Prop
TABLE BOAItD THE FINEST
.... INCLCDINO MANT ....
Palatable German Dishes.
The Evening Bulletin, 75 centt
Steamers of the above Line running in connection with- the
CANADIAN PACIFIC KAIL WAY
Between Vancouver, B. O., and Sydney, N. B. W and calling at Viotoria, B. O.
Honolulu nnd Suva (Fiji),
j&JRtt 3DTTB .A.T KCOOSrOLTTLTJ
On or about tho dates below stated, viz.:
From Sydney anil Sum, for Victoria and
Vancouver. It. C.I
Stmr "AOIUNGI" May 24
Stmr "WAIUUMOO" Jnue24
8ttur"MIOvKA" July 24
Through Tickets Issued from Honolulu to Cnnndn,
United States ami Europe
FnEIOni AND rABBENQEll AGENTS!
D. MoNicoll, Montreal, Canada.
KonF.uT KEitn, Winnipeg, Canada.
M. M. Btern, San Francisco, Cnl.
G. MoL. Bbown, Vancouver, B. C.
Oceanic Steamship Company.
Tbe Fine Passenger Steamers of This Lino Will Arrive at and
Leave This Fort as Herounder.
From San Franoisoo:
AUSTRALIA MAY 25th
ALAMEDA JUNE 3d
AUSTRALIA JUNE 22d'
MARIPOSA JULY 1st
AUSTRALIA JULY 20th
MOANA JULY 29th
AUSTRALIA AUG. 17th
ALAMEDA AUG. 26th
In connection with the sailing of tho above staamers, tbo Agenst
are prepared to issue, to intending passengers, coupon through
tickets by any railroad from San Francisco, to all points in the
United States, and from Now York by any steamship line to all
For further particulars apply to
WM. G. IRWIN & GO. Ltd.,
General Agents Oceanic S. S. Co.
W. G. Irwin & Go.
Western Sugar Refinery Co. of San
Baldwin Locomotive Works of Philn
delphia, Pciin.. U. S. A.
Newell Universal Mill Co. (National
Cano Shredder), New York, U. S. A.
N.Ohlaudt & Co's Chemical yertilizers.
Alex Cross Jc Sons, high grade fertil
izers for Cane and Oolite.
Heeds Steam Pipe. Covering
Offer for Sale
Parufflno Paint Go's P B Paints and
Papers; Lucol and Linseed oils, raw
Indurino. (a cold water paint) in white
Fdter Press Cloths, Cement, Lime and
Wm. G. Irwin & Co.
Wm. Q. Irwin, - President and Manager
Clans Spreokels, - - Vice-President
W. M. Oiffard, Secretary and Treasurer
Theo. C. Porter, ... Auditor
AGENTS OV TUB
OCEANIC STEAMSHIP COMPANY
OF SAN FRANCISCO. OAL.
Imported : JeWetoy
Per "Australia" by
EL Gr. BIART,
401) Fort Street.
Quality, Style and Finish
Repairing a specialty.
. GILBERT F. LITTLE,
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
From Vlctorln anil Vancouver, II. C, !
Suva and Sydney!
Stmr "AOItANGI" Juno 16
Stmr ''WAIUUMOO" July 18
8tnir"MIOVEHA' August 18
C3T" For Freight and Fassngo nnd all
General Information, apply to
THE0. H. DAVIES & CO., L'd
Agents for thoHawnunnlslnnds.
For San Franoisco:
MARIP08A: MAY 27th
AUSTRALIA JUNE 2d
MOANA JUNE 24th
AUSTRALIA JUNE 30th
ALAMEDA JULY 22d
AUSTRALIA JULY 28Ut
MARIPOSA AUG. 19th
AUSTRALIA AUG. 25th
Wife's Steamship Co's
O. L. WIGHT, Prcs. S. B. ROSE, Seo.
Oapt. 3. A. KINO, TortSupt-
Will leave Honolulu at 10 a. m., touohing at
Lahaiua, Maalaea Bay nnd Makena th
same day; Mahukoun, Knwnihaeand Lan-
Sihoehoe the following day, arriving at
ilo the same ovening.
I.XAVX8 HONOLULU. Ar.RIVXS HONOLULU.
Friday May 28 I Tuesday.... May 25
'Tnesdoy... .Juue 8 Friday June 4
Friday Juno 18 I Tutsday.. .June 15
Tuebduy June 29 Friday July 25
Returning, will leave 11 ilo at 1 o'clock
p. m., touohing at Laupahoehoe, Mohu
kona and Kawnlhao s'liue day; Makena,
Maalaea Bay aud Lahainu the following
uajr; uimmg hi nouuiuiu iue aitemoont
of Tuesday and Fridays.
Will call'at Pohoiki, Puna.
WKn Freight will b received afUi
12 noon on day of soiling.
Will leave Honolulu Tuesday at 5r.x,i
touching at Kahulnl, liana, Ilamoaand
Kipahnln, Maul. Upturning arrives at i
Honolulu Sunday uiurmugs.
Will call at Xtun, Kuupo, on second trip
of each month.
"No Freight will be received after
p. m. on day of sailing.
This Company will rosorves the right t
make changes in the time of departure and
arrival of its steamers without notice and
it will not be responsible for any conse
quences arising thorefrom.
Consignees must bo at the Landings to
receive their Freightj this Company will
not hold itself responsible for freight of ter
it has beon landed.
Live 6 took only at owner's risk.
This Company will not bo responsible
for Money or Valuables of passengers
nnlesB placed in the care of Pursers.
Tassengors are requested to pnrohase
tickets before embarking. Those foiling to
do no will be subject to an additional
charge of twonty-iivo per cent.
Cream ! Cream !
In Pint and Halt Pint
..., FROM ....
Lewis & Cos
tier Telephoue 240. 607.