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THE EVENING BULLETIN. HONOLULU, H. 1., MARCH 11, 181)9.
FOR THE SEASON!
3 PERFUMES giS
Roger and Gallet,
Gosnell's, in all odors
Toilet Sets, Perfume Bottles,
Malic Cologne, Without a Rival.
FORT AND HOTEL STS.
'FOR SATURDAY SADNESS
The Germania Life Insurance Co.
Of XVEW YORK.
ASSETS $23,723,677. 13
Legal Reserve to Policy Holders 20,866,008.00
Surplus to Policy Holders 2,571,595.9;
Paid to Policy Holders since i860 38,331,242.67
Claims bv death oald to Boneficlarv Pnltev Hnldprs in srt rv a.
Matured Endowments paid to Policy Holders 5, 524)720107
Life Annuities paid to Policy Holders 327,474.70
uiviuenus ana aurrenuers paia to roitcy iioiuers 11,032,424.06
1 nu viui iiiihii.) i.nuui mi iihi inun nun mo-it iiuunu iorms oi i.uo, liisial
tnont, Incomo Dividend, Endnwmonl nj- llond I'ollclos.
GEAR, LANSING & CO., General Agents.
EMMETT MAY, Manager.
1029 2io King street, Honolulu.
THE CONNOISSEUR'S JOY is
XT-O- ? -TlMK .?
BECAUSE IT APPEALS TO HIS
PALATE FOR TA3TE
AMD HIS JUQGMErtfT FOR PtJFNTY
! W. C. PEACOCK fc CO., Ltd.
. Sole Agents.
I Telephono ifcTo. 4-
Telephone 92. P O. Box 145
H. E. McINTYRE & BRO.,
.... IMPORTERS AND DEALERS IN....
Groceries, Provisions and Feed
New good received hy overy packet from the States and Europe.
FRESH CALIFORNIA PRODDOE BY EVERY STEAMER.
All onlorn faithfully attended to, and goods delivered
TO ANY I'ABP OF THE CITY FREE.
Goioral Agonts for tho Sanitarium Brand of Health Foods.
Maud Orders Soliulted. Satisfaction Guaranteed
East Corner Fort and King Sts.
to onch other. Tbnt is, it would
bo a question of tlilo cat up Ho
nolulu, or Honolulu drink up Hi
lo. But Hilo must keop her eyo
peolwl whou Olna uvowb down to
ward Keuuhou harbor, and brings
the volcano into tho middle of
Olaa Outral Park.
Try hot loiuoundo for tho grip
Roformora should have a hand
for tho weak readier than a fist for
The Hawaiian sailor who
plunges into the surf, amidst cruel
rook, to save a ptrangor'a lifo is a
horo yea, grefttor than Hobson.
Ono thing the Kickapoos can
not supply an nlleviant for tho
itcbini; palm. If cilded suenr
stocks could bo producod by pes
tlo and mortar, tho norinntntin
druggists inifjht quickly stack up
tho specific and tako tho town in
Maditno Syndicate Will you
Iihvo sugar in your coffeo, Mr.
Mr. Olaa If you please, ma-
dame. Just odq cube, howevor. I
always imagine that too much
sugar takes tho flavor off our fino
Wit and humor ? The first
briniM lauchtor: tho second.
smilo". Wit carrios wisdom in a
fmllet. Humor conveys it in a
uuch basket. Wit for vaudovillo
humor for pulpit or platform
ipuiu iur ueupin sociaiy irom cry
iua over itself. Tho nress can
utilize oithor quality, when nod
where it may bo found, as a foil to
tho rudo faots and tho ruined
Machines Sold on Installments. Renting and Repairing.
Parts and Needles for All Machines.
L. F. PRESCOTT,
Wheeler & Wilson Sewing Machine
LOCK AND CHAIN STITCH COMBINED.
FOIST, NEAR HOTEL STREET, - .- HONOLULU, It. I.
Handsome Vehicles !
On tho Mnhlcui wo rocoived a largo lot of tho Latost Styles
In SURREYS, PHXroXS and ROAD CARTS, which will make
Honolulu Carriage ilanufactory
TV. "W. WEIGHT, Prop'r.
1034 V fortjstreet, above;iiotel.
THE HAWAII HERALD.
PUBLISHED IN HILO.
Is a pretty
good paper for
-gj.50 per an
Adve r 1 1 s e r s
who use ks col
The Last Car.
Tho last cars of tho King street
line going to Waikiki and Polama
pass tho Anchor Saloon. The
cloverost mixologists in tho city
aro there always to put yon up
anything you may desire. Drop
in and tako a drop before you tako
tho car. Tho colebrated Heattlo
beer is to bo bad here on draught.
A full lino of liquors including tho
famous A. A. JeBse Moore Whisky
etc, always ou hand. Tho most
exacting and varied demands can
bo satisfied. The Anchor Saloon
is here to ploaso its patrons.
forcos with which it has to doal.
If it's the titlo. not the tax torn.
or a tiling tuat tells., wbv should
not Honolulu have rosorvo atbletio
teams callod after Yale, Stanford,
San Matoo, Vnssar, or on another
lay Standard Oil, Baldwin Loco
motive Blako Pump, Pears' Soap,
etc? Thoro must bo an oduca
tional stimulus with tho former
series; aud pay for tho yelling
bleachers with the latter, if tho
patronymics wore up to date in
billy's bad spell.
Kctrcite in Rhyme for tttginntrt in Eng
Our Billy caught a nasty couch.
wnicii Kepi mm nome irom work.
He tooK some pills to drive It ough,
Made by a drugstore dork.
One box sufficed to pull him through,
And make his breath come straight.
Then going back his task to dough,
He brought It up to dalght.
Tho business world over, houoot
traders have at time suffered
considerable, mental p'-r urbatiou
in futile efforts to "got oven" with
sumo recalcitrant customer, who,
with a persistence worthy of h
higher cause, steadfastly refuses
to liquidate bis just obi gattouB.
A local Chinese store-keeper with
in easy "coooe" of Jeff'rt tonBorial
parlors, has, however, hit ou a
device, which, while exnoflino thn
debtor's name, also help assuage
tho iro of tho luokloss trader. The
sohomo is no other than tho past
ing on tho shuttors of his store a
dotailod bill of tho goods purchas
ed. As to tho legality or wisdom
of such a courso no comment is
uore ottorod. Hnfljco it to
iuih Bunuui tno iupa "oitou on
the ront of local advertising
hoardings may bo expected to take
a suudon rise. Meantime tho
firm in question might fittingly
twang tbo lyro to tho luno of. tho
old ballad, "Dear Heart." '
A Hawaiian girl road an acade
mic thesis at commencement exer
cises in a mainland seminary, up
on tho evo of hor return home to
her native land. The thomo was
Hawaiian table customs. J She
montioned live shrimps ns a
favorito delicacy. ' A schoolmate
of hers was asked next term by
tho teacher to give nn oral sum
mary of tho Hawaiian uirl's essay.
Sho got on woll enough until the
tenchor interposed sharply,
''What's that you say tho Huwai
iaiiB oat alive." Tho pupil hesita
tingly stammered tho ruply: "I
really forget, but I think it's live
Between tho vituperation of a
common scold aud tho rebuko of a
caudid friond thero is as tnuoh
differenco to nn erring brothor, as
between the clangor of a bell buoy
ond tho succor of a tugboat to a
ship that has missed stays on a
The authorities of Toronto, tho
second city of Canada, nro vigor
ously prosecuting all classes of
fortuno tellers. An nnoieut Eng
lish law has beon taken down
from tho shelf for tho purpose.
Practitioners with cards and toa-
cups, Lead aud palm readers, also
phrenologists, aro being rounded
up in tho police court. Good rid.
dance it may bo, but thoro is no
saying to what extremes such a
crusade may tend. Ileformors
should novor forget the lesson of
tho parablo of tho wheat and tho
It' nil very woll to oharge that
the war with Spain was produced
by a conspiracy of capitalistic
traders. All the same, overy man
with a spoonful of brains knows
that tho most cigantio conspiracy,
which the biggest possiblo clues
combination in tho couutrv could
cootrivo, wouldn't amount to raoro
than a chip in tho norndco wlmn
tho Maino outrago atartod boiling
tho caldron of almost uunrocedent.
ed national indignation.
What's tho matter with rainstrel-
sy ? Hince "My Honolulu Lady"
walked down tho road, tho scream
ing and whistling gamin has fal
lon into silent dosuoludo. I am
told ho haB takon, with torriblo
earnestness, to pitching nickols.
A stock oxchaugo kindergarten
might reclaim him in nil but in
torcepted musical development.
Nothing less than anothor circus
in town will euro him in that rn
Scrofula Affects tho Eyost Llttlo
Boy Troatod by an Oculist With
out Rollof-But NowHo Is Well.
" When my llttlo boy was thrco months
old hla eyes boenmo very uore and ho was
almost blind. I took him to an oculist
who treated blm for six months, and left
him as bad as he was at tbo beginning.
Finally Hood's Sarsapnrllla was recom
mended and I began giving it to him.
In less than thrco weeks ho was ablo
to go Into tbo sun without covering
his ayes, and today his eyes aro perfectly
well, and his cars and noso, which wcro
badly affected, aro also well. Hood's
Sarsapnrllla has certainly dono wonders
for my boy." Mrs. James II. Paintku,
Amador, California. Remember
PurlBcr. All druggists. Jl.sli for $5. Get Hood's.
Real Estate and Insurance.
MtiliiZiV Ajrtj" " ".-"la
u j, rtifi are tlio only rlll to tako
nOOU S FlllS with Hood's Sarsnparllla.
Hotels and Restaurants.
Beaver - Lunch
H. J. NOL-TE, Proprietor.
UlPJi and IPJUREJ
agents for .,
New England Mutual Life In
surance Co. of Boston.
tna Fire Insurance Company
, of Hartford.
BrucQ Waring & Co.
Lands for Sale.
Money to Loan on Mortgages.
We abb agents ton
Svea Fire Insuranco Co. of Gothenburg
American Fire Insurance Co. of Phih.
Rooms jn 8. Tettphnne 6
The Best Lunch in Town
Tea and Coffeo
at alii nouns.
THE FINEST BRANDS OF
Cigars and Tobacco
AtWAYS ON HAND.
Tho Washinrton lnwvnra ln,1
dowu tho Inw for GhiniwH immi-
grntion to Huwaii. It wbb forth
with properly enforced by the
officer charged with the duty.
vfriuia lormer ro9iuent8 oi Ha
waii did not tit the loanl nnfrlnroa
II.- ...1. ... . .. .
nn iuu Humisaion or uuineBO.
ThiB was beoHUse they were shap
ed to fit only tho portholes left
for thoir admission as returning
Hawaiian residents, and tho stoim
ports had been slammed shut ovar
these openings while they wero
visiting China. Tho poopfo thus
oxclnded, however, manHged to
makotho head doorkeepers in
Washington hoar their kuockinc.
Ti, it i . .
j-uuu mi: buiuu lawyers as uotoro
round out that these people had
nothing to do wi)h Ohiueso "im
migration" laws, honco the60 laws
am not apply to thorn. Thoro
was no inconsistency bore or thoro
Tho American and tho Hawaiian
jaws overlapped, and they agreed
in principle though not in objeot.
Thus, the sarao class of Ohinoso
now in Hawaii, as those affected
in theso proceedings, have per
mits availnble under tho nnwlr
applied American law, to onablo
mora to viBit tuoir mother land
ond return to their odoptod coun-try.
tfor TJnapprnctatcd Poets.
-: IN THE :-
At $8 nml $10 per month.
r-" -"""CALL AND SEETHEM
:: Near the New Theater
Best Meals in the City !
Proparod mid served by white em
Opon day and night.
1150 C. T. GOW, Miinagor.
Real Estate Broker.
209J MERCHANT ST.
Twelvo Cbluoso dmnlto Hitching
Post, S5 cneh.
Projierty In town.
housis to i.irr.
W. C. ACHI & CO.,
Brokers & Dealers
Eff We will Uny or Soil ftenl Estat in
ill parts of tbo i;ronp.
tif Wo will Boll Properties, ou Kcason.
OFFICE. io West khig Street
fine sea Bathing and mountain
All Trains to and from Honolulu I
Slop l Uw Hotel 1
Albert Toogood, Proprietor.
J. W. CHAPMAN
Announcos to tbo public that ho Ih now
opon for ongagomontH to tako chargo iof
Banquots, Balls, Dlnnora and Oardon
Parties, Socials, etc
Address caro Union Kxpross Company
OFFICE, 632 FORT STHEET.
Unltod StaloH Custom House llroker,
Aceoiiiitant, Soarchor of Titles and
Gonoral DiiHintiss Agent.
OFKIC'li 2so. 15 Kaahuninnu stroet.
Ilonolnlti. Knrmorlv A. llosa's otlloe.
JAS. 1'. MOUQAN,
Mtrat.i ot Honolulu Stock txchanjt.
Qjtcn trt. .
P. O. Box 5M
Excelsior Dining Saloon
333 NUUANU ST.,
CHAS. LIND, Prop'r.
Flrst-claHa moals, undor tho Htiporvls
lon of a white man, Rorvod from 5 a. in.
to 8 p. in. M EAL8 TAVENTY-FIV Ii CU.
Postofflco liox 112.
A First-class Kosort In ovorv rospoct.
Tho best 25-cont inoal to bo had.
ICE ORllAM 15 CENTS A PLATE.
LOOK HOP A CO..
Boretanla and Fort Htroots.
Drop n niokol in tho slot nnd n flgiiro
omorges and remains for n quarter of
nn hour whllo poems, of any sort aro
read to It, and ovory flvo minntos it
emits a sound oxprossivo of satisfaction.
210 KING STREET.
8-Difficult Collections a Specialty.
General Manager ot
fhe Equitable Life Assurance Society
Of the United States for tbe Hawaiian
Ornani Merahunt street, Honolnlai
JAS. F. MORGAN,
UOTIONEER AND BTOCK BUOKK1I
No. 4S Qoecn Street.
Expert AppraiBomont of Kenl
3atate and Furniture.
A. J. CAMPBELL,
Stock and Bond Broker.
Member ol tb Honolulu Stock Exchinci.
Ofllce Quoen utri'ot, opposlto Union
Ttlephone 506. P.O. Box i?l. 1044
F. N. OTREMBA,
Wood Carving and Polishinp.
Lessons Given In
Fancy Wood Carving.
TORT STREET. HONOLULU. II I
tnj floor Honolulu Planing Mill. ill
TURNERS AND POLISIIPRS of nil kinds of Nvt
WooJt. CALAHASHLS In ttnek n J to or Jrr.
KING STRfcLT, - NLAR ALAPAI.
534 FORT ST.,
-Ntir corner of Chaplain Unt
Gteanlnc an! Repairing at Short Notice,
anJ In the bcsvpottlble manner