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EVENING BULLETIN, HONOLULU, II. T., SATURDAY, JAN. 12. 1001.
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We Will Sell
For One Week Only
PURE SILK TAFFETAS
IN A LARGE VARIETY
1 .00 A Yard.
NOW IS YOUR OPPORTUNITY.
N. S. Sachs Dry Goods
Visitors are cordially invited to
call and Inspect our gallery of life
Eize royal photos, from Kamehamehi
I. to date.
At the Old Stand
On Fort Street ::
a New Lot of . . .
Key West and
Beaver Lunch Rooms.
H. J. NOLTE.
P. O. Ei 7si lilinj CotreiponJtnc. Sollctua.
FINRE & ASBAHR,
Have removed from Mrs. Williams'
UnJertaklng Parlors to the CORNER
OF CHAPLAIN LANE, opposite the
Catholic Mission, Fort St., anj would
be pleased to meet their old customers.
G. A. GROTE
Merchant -:- Tailors
Cleaned and Repaired
FIRST ClASS WORK GUARANTEE!.
Union St, near Hotel mou
Set of 5 maps, $2.00
50 CENTS EACH
On sale at office of . . .
THB . . .
HAWAII LAND CO.
Capital Stock - - $100,000.
Capital, paid up, $48,860
W. 0. Aohi President A Manager
M. K. Nkuln&... Vice President
J. Makalnsi .Treasurer
Enoch Johnton Secretary
fleo. L. Desha Auditor
I10AHD OF DIRECTORS:
J. W. Blplkane.
The above Company will buy, lease,
or soil UnJj In all parts or tbe Hawaiian
Islands; and also hs bouses in the City
of Honolulu for rent. M89-yl
W. C. ACHI & CO.
Brokers & Dealers
W We will Bu or Lh 4etl EiUtel.
til puts ot the groan,
tr We will Bell FropertiM on Keasoi
ibu Commission 1
OFFICE. 10 West King Street
Real Estate Broker,
223 MERCHANT ST.
Property In town and suburbs
and HOUSES TO LET.
T. R. MOSSMAN
Real Estate Agent
Searcher of Title . .
Honolulu Concrete Company.
FOR SATURDAY SADNESS
Japanese clvlllzntlon In Hawaii hai
reached tho stage of runaway horso
fnnclerlng. Catch tho little brown mi'l
getting left If they have to smash
tilings getting there.
Humps The old Baying, "When the
cut's nway the mire will play," seems
to bo disproved In tho fierceness of the-
Boer wnr since Oom Paul has gone to
links Not n hit. Old Whiskers left
plenty of Mausers at home.
WHEN THE CANE (5ROWS.
Mlnnli Why can't I go to dancing
Mamma Papa Is paying for somn
sugar stock, dear.
Minnie What's sugar Btock?
Mamma Oh. It's what keeps n sugnr
plantation going until the cane grows
and they . -. 1' sugar out of It to soil.
Then whi,u,r owns stock gets money
paid back :o him.
Minnie c.hr tvrnlng nftcr the fore
going lerson .u 1 r illative economy)
Jennie Sucro.-" m going to dancing
school,, Mamma, 1 guess her papa's
cane has growed.
History repeats Itself even If It hni
to do It by contraries, In the middle
ages the barons were read) to fight 'or
n charter, and here In the nineteenth
century the barons nrc fighting ngalnct
n charter for Honolulu, The charter
was a winning card In King John'u
Wllklns Since our boarding missus
has begun to read n health Journal she
Is trying n hygienic diet on us.
Hnmeneggs Sort of opposition board
of health, eh?
Ono good turn deserves anothcr.as' the
meat trust man said when he gave the
editor a roast.
You cannot hnvo your cake nnd eat
It too. A gentleman rannot preserve
his native gallantry nnd nt the samo
time keep his seat for n mile ride homo
In n 5 o'clock car. If the cars wre
half ample for the traffic, or tho Indies
went homo nt 4:19, it would be differ
Some people think the first fresh"!
will choke up tho storm sewers. Well,
if they fall to servo their original pur
pose, perhaps they may be utilized tn
carry off tho water extracted from milk
nt the food Inspection laboratory, also.
If not thus over-flushed, to drnln tho
moisture from tho Btock market.
' Journalism that aids confidence oper
ators In attempting to "do" n town,
then makes capital out of exposing tho
gentry after their flight, incidentally
congratulating the town upon its not
having been "done" worn-, rellects the
crn of Robin Hood, when chivalry In
flower graced tho bosoms of freeboot
Major Pond, In n current magazine.
expresses tho opinion that American
wit has grown Ineffective through ex
cessive blandness. He advocates mora
biting" humor In the Interest of moral
effect. Tho gallant Major'g advice Is
apt to send all the funny men to the
Teacher (to class In civil government
nt tho night school) When tho expen
ditures exceed tho. revenues, what term
Is used to descrlbo the result?
Jack Knowltnll(who lias read cam
paign papers) Oross und criminal ex
travagance, CALLED DOWN.
Our esteemed fellow citizen, Captain
Marllnsplke, master of tho flipper Fly
fast, was stupidly mlsreported by a
staff eavesdropper of tho Mornlnn
Mlxlfyer, ns being deadly opposed to
municipal government. Listening
Johnny overheard the skipper telling
his consignee's clerk thnt the charter
party was a denominated swindle, nnd
thinking tho old gentleman was dis
cussing tho great tonic of the time
ran nway to the office, and wioto a tom
my! ot story of Captain Marllnsplkc'n
views. When tho captain collared the
callow penclllcrfor his bad break, unk
ing him If ho didn't know tho talk was
about tho ship, tho young fellow said
he did, but thought It was the ship of
stnto. "You'll end up In tho reforma
tory Bhtp," was tho captain's freezing
HONOLULU'S OROWING TIME.
While fast our town doth grow in
lordly architecture toward the sklcj,
we point with pride to evidences of
progress that arlso; but, if of kindly
strain wo are, tho gentle Btranger we'd
ndvlso, to keep a handy kerchief for
wiping mortar from his eyes.
Urhce with H F. Hertleman, Contractor,
King St. opposite Wall, Nichols & Co.
DO ALL kinds of Stone and Concrete
Work at CALIFORNIA PRICES.
WE make a SDeclaltv of constructlne
Cement Side. Walks at very reasonable
. STOMACH &
Many people suffer from constipation.
This Invarlibly produces stomach, liver
and kidney disease. Constipation Is a
dangerous disease. Cure it with Hostel
ler's Stomach Milters, There is nothing
better. It will not shock the sys'em and
It positively cures indigestion, dyspepln,
biliousness, malaria, fever and ague. Try
it. It may be obtained from any druggist.
See that n Private Revenue Stamp
covets tlie neck of the bottle.
HAWAIIAN TOBACCO CO., Ltd.,
Corner .Merchant unci Nuutinu Stn.,
nlMO HOTEL ST.. oppoHlto Betliul.
:GESSLERS; will refund
MAGIC ; tho money
:! HEADACHE!: if they fall
is WAFERS ! to cure.
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HOUSE FOR BACHELORS
Now York, Jan. 1 May" Irwin an
nounces thnt she Is going to cncourngo
and foster bachelorhood by building
n bachelor apaitmcnt house, with a lot
of new wrinkles for the case and com
fort of the tenants. To do this has
been one of her pet schemes over since
she began to Invest her surplus revenue
In New York real estate several yenra
The valet service In Miss Irwin's new
house will be In charge ot a woman
housekeeper, who, figuratively speak
ing. Is to bo the mother to every ten
nnt. The size of the building and stylo
of nrchltcctuia has not been fully de
termined upon, but tho detnlls are to bo
the chief source of comfort of the bach
elors. The suites will have from two
to six rooms, with bath, plunge, sponge.
needle, shower and other kind thnt may
he devised by Miss Irwin for tho com
fort of the bachelors. Each suite Is to
have n shoe tree, a series ot large
pigeon holes for hats and a row of eleC'
trie buttons, the punching of which will
cause to spring out of wnll closets th 1
latest things In trousers, handkerchiefs.
etc. Shirt casings nnd cravat caskets
will be built In. There will also ho n
button sewing nni trouser preulng
ri'.- i.t ;f the Singer In millions ot
homes snows tho unprecedented suc
cess ot these Ideal sowing machine.
It Is convincing proof that the Singer
excels In all klnda ot family sewing
nnd nrt needlo work. All our Bewlng
machines arc of tho best construction,
beautifully decorated, nnd nro mounted
on selected wqods In finely finished
cabinets of artistic design. B. Ber-
Berscn, agent, 16V4 Bethel street.
The Evening Bulletin, 76 cent per
WHAT More Suitable 'Xmas Present
than one of those Handsome "UP TO
DATE" Electric Piano or KeailitiR
Lamps. We have a Complete and Hand
some Line of
The Hawaiian Electric Co., Ltd.
Office and Salesroom,
Alakea St., Makai of Merchant St.
P. O, BOX 144. "IMIONC" 300.
There feheaMi indicated tyl
f amiiirot rait
Witlv & Stomach-trouble-
Its an ideal tonic,an.d .
Btvtragelt aids aigMtion.
Honolulu Tobacco Co., Ltd.
Comer of Fort and Hotel Streets.
Juft Arrived ex. Zealand's !
.ALARGU STOCK OF.
Owl Club Cigars,
Celebrated Hotel Brunswick Cigars,
AWARDED GOLD MEDAL, PARIS EXPOSITION, 1000.
a What-Run Down ?
g& Holiday Hours and
5jj Hard Work Did It.
EASV TO MEND WITH
SCHILLER'S MALT EXTRACT.
1 A MALT THAT'S ALL MALT.
g 25c Bottle $U. CO a Dozen.
m ONLY AT
g), HONOLULU DRUG COMPANY,
g,A, H. Otis. Von Holt Block, King Street. 0; A. Bierback .
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W. C. PEACOCK & CO., LTD , Sole, Agents.
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