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RVENINO BULLETIN. HONOLULU.
Note These BIjJ Reductions.
top Indies) oi Gentlemen.
CUT FKOfl $75 oo to $45.00
Cleveland Chain Wheels
Choice ol tires, middle, genr.
CUT HR0.1 $45.00 to $35,00
When you can buy a Clovolnml at $35, thero la no other
wheel In competition, as they arc the LEADERS. You take no
chances when you buy th'so rellnblo wheels, as oery one Is
fully guaranteed by us, ami tho equipment Is of tho vory best.
Wheels sold on InstallmoLts.
Full lino of tho Celebrated FAY JUVENILE WHEELS,
at $25 00.
E. O. Hall &
nnd other tine
pnpcPH. t. :.
A call at oup store on Bcrctnnla
Ktrcct will convince ou thnt we
hove the bcKt line ot ftoodn at the
Bcrctanla 8t neap cor. ot Emma
" Taint no use," said tho man with
tho weather-beaten straw hat. "I've
expostulated an' argued, but I can't
make him change his mind."
"Has one of your farm hands quit
"It's wuss'n that. Kf 'twas Jes' my
little patch of ground that's liable tu
Mifft-r I wouldn't say so much. Dut It's
my. fellow -man I'm thlnkln' of. Dill
Dutton says he's go In' to quit to In".
Bill baa been thlnkln' up was to save
the human race from destruction for
the last ten years nn' has come to tho
conclusion that the human race In made
up of a lot of ongrateful critters that
ain't wuth botherln' about. An' I'm
blest If I know what we're goln' to do."
When tho poatofllco (Ixindon) tele
phones are In complete working order
they will embraco an area ot C40
The weekly edition of the Evening
Bulletin Is the largest ana best pub
lished In the Territory. Sixteen and
twenty page. 11 a year.
We would again call to jour atten
tion our line of Toilet 8t, Brushes,
Combs, Mirrors of every 'description.
Military Brushes In Cases by them
ilve or In combination with a
clothes brush, exactly tho thing for
the bachelor's dressing table, on for
the benedict's. Other varlotlcs for
gentlemen who prefer tho ordinary
shape. In Ebonold with' solid backs
from Three Dollars. Also' with stor
ting silver namo and crest plates.
FOR THE LADIES.
Toilet sets of plentiful arioty and
Mirrors to complete a set or in com
bination with Combs and Brushes. In
Ebenold with or without sterling sil
ver mounts, lu tho now metal Cos
meon, Light Durable and Impossible
to Tarnish. These sets aro most satis
factory. Thu metal Is either oxydlznd
to rescniblo gun metal, white idabor
ate dcslgnn aro graved upon tho back
Hhowlng the bright metal In relief, or
the metal Is fronted, with nrtlstlc re
pousse or cngrazed designs tu unbanco
We have, through timely and Judi
cious buying, been enabled to offer
these goods at from 20 to 30 per cent
below usual prices and yet retain a
fair margin of profit. Tho goods am
In no sened cheap and would grace,
any toilet table. Prices from 63 the
UTILITY IS AN ESSENTIAL.
To tho up-to-dato Christmas gift. -Tho
time of giving expensive and utuduss
trifles li) past Hero Is a BUiwHtlon
that has probably not occurred to you.
WHY NOT SPARKLETS.
Our aupply of theso 6utUtH com
prises many variotius mado In designs
to suit tho garnltu u or tnti most tiau
orato dinner table. The gift would bo
thoroughly appreciated and tho donor
remembered ocry timo mo romiutms
d carbonic acid In tho l.ttln capsules
turr-ed a glnss of water, milk, lemon
ade from a Hut drink Into a nectar fit
for "ho gods, a spaikllng, bubbling
liquid charged with inspiration and
health: An Ideal Draught for the Trop
lea Healthful and Invlaorattna.
Wo have a dual reason in urging
theso and a selfish one. Buy one, fur
iour friend and lou win infallibly buy
one later for yoursolf. They aro not
expensive- From Two and a Half Dot
II HOBRON DRUG COMPANY,
WpL KING AND FORT.
It is hoped Prof. Hoamcr's book on
Hawaii will fall of a chapter on "How
the Elect TreafThodo who Presume to
Think Otherwise." This might pain
strike some of the Painfully Oood.
lkaienst If this pedigree-phobia
should break out a cate or hnlf a dozen
nines In unexpected quarters whers
names of less than half vowels should
be necessary to a graphic stud shovr
Huntxt Injun now. Judgo H..mDh
ris, when you declared you didn't
read the 'Tlser, didn't you mean, you
only glanced at If No one really reads
It. Tho microbe of monotony Is the
most unengaglng turtlo lnthe tank.
They say that Marshall's Sunday
Volcano Is dead. Peace to Its ashes,
A plague upon the lats. If we can.
not kill them wholesale let us make
tbem accept death by detail,
I-orrlu Andrews Ik upon tho Main
land. Will T. McCants kindly cough
up the circuit Judge department of the
morning Fevered Mind?
According to tho doUrlne af chancel
tho next street accident should have
for Its victim a candidate for Federal
Dole, Doleful, Dolorous. For the
sake of tho Joy of nations, say sotm
thing or do something, Mr. Governor.
It these notes aro not the best o(
their kind published west of Chicago,
I'm a snow plow on the Oahu railway.
They are the onllest of their kind.
We notice that Tom Hanlon, Itheu
matlitn Jack nnd Hogan aro omitted
from tho list of contributors to the
'Tlser hold-up edition. Genealogical
Tho cable Is now "sighted" ntf
Wash., D. C. It Is a promising ent r
prise a long thing, long drawn out.
Tho uew bulkhead al thu lntor-l d
and wharf halng been completed to
the satisfaction of tho onglnccrs hav
ing tho work In (.barge, operations
wore begun this morning on tho con
structlou of tho new wharf. Tho old
sbtul has been demolished nnd will be
(y built over a brand uuw wharf. It Is
thought that all new piling will have
io i! driven au tho old retaining wall
In caving In oerthrcw many of tho
supiiorts ot the wharf.
Weekly edition of the Bulletin SI a
Bishop & Company
BatobllHhcd In 18158.
Tiansact business In all departments
Collections tuiifiilly attended to.
Exchange bought ami sold.
Commercial nnd Iraveleis Litters
or credit iBHii'-d ou 'I liu Ilauk of Call
forula and N. .M. ItotliHChntl A Sods,
Correspondents The Bank of Call.
fornla, Commercial Banking Co. of
Sydney, Ltd., London.
Drafts and cablo transiers on China
and Japan through the Hongkong &
biiangnai itanklug corporation and
Chartered Bank of India, Australia and
Interest allowed on term deposits at
tho following rates per annum, viz:
8even days' notice, at 2 per cent.
Three months, at 3 per cent.
8lx months, at 3 1-2 per cent.
Twelve months, at 4 rer cent.
Act as Trustees 'tnder mortgages.
.Manage estates ireal and personal).
Collect tents n.tid dividends.
Valuable paper?. Wills. Bonds, etc,
received for safekeeping.
Auditors, for CortmratloiiK and I'll
Books exauilmd o.iitl repotted ou.
Statements of Affairs prepared.
Trustees ou IlaitUrtlpt or Insolvent
OFFICE, 924 BETIHEL STREET.
Deposits, recoil od And luterost n.
Ion ihI ut -2 pur lent per annum, In
accordance with Rules and Regula
tions, copM of whlci. may be obtained
ou application. l
FIRE. MARINE LIFK, ACCIDENT
AND EMPLOYERS' LIABILITY IN
Insurance Office, 924 Bethel 8treet.
Weather Bureau, Punahou, Decem
ber 30. Tcmpcraturo Morning mini
mum, 65; Midday maximum, 71.
Barometer at 9 a. m. 30.08. Rising
Dew Point 62F.
Humidity at 9 a. m. 53 pe rccnt.
Diamond Head Signal Btatlon, Do
cember 30. Weather haiyj wind fresh
Saturday, Dec. 28.
Schr, Kawallanl, from Koolau porta
at 9 a. ta.
Str. Lehua, Napala, from Molokal.
Sunday, Dec. 29.
Am. st.hr. Robert Lowers, Under
wood, 25 tin) s from Port Gamble.
Monday, Dec. 30,
Am. uk C. D. llrant, Collcy, 13 day
fiom San Francisco.
Schr. Hob Roy, from Pearl Rhcr.
Schr. Kaulkeanull, from Kauai.
Saturday, Dec. 28.
8. S City of Peking, Smith, for San
Am. bkt. Coronado, Potter, for San
Sunday, Doc. 29.
Am. schr. Susls M. Plummcr, Lund,.'
for Knhulul. I
Monday, Dec. 30. j
Str. Klnau Freeman, for Hilo and.
way ports. J
mr. , it, nan, i huwjjbuu, iui rhuua
Str. J. A. Cummins, Searle, for Oahu
Str. Claudlne, Parker, for Maul porU
at 5 p. m.
Str. Mlkahala, tor Nawlllwlll, Koloa,
Kleclo and Hanapepe at 5 p. ui,
Str. Iehuj, Napala, for Molokal ports
at 5 p. m, '
Str. Keauhou, Mosher, for Koloa at
5 p. m.
Str. Jns. Make-, Tullett, for Anahola,
Kilauca and Hanamaulu nt 5 p. m,
O. S. S. Ventura, Hayward, from the
O. S. S. Sonoma, Van Orterndorp,
from San Francisco may arrive. Du
PASSKNOERS TO ARRIVE.
From San FrancIs(o, per O. S. S.
Sonoma, duo January .. W. G. Piatt
and wife. Mrs. M. H. Charles. Mrs.
C. W. Hathaway, J. Sacgcr and wife,
Mrs. A. M. Fine. II. Rosenberg. J.
G. Waller, T. J. Henry, C. II. Lym
burg and wife, G. D. Warren, A. Hans,
E. E. Paxton, H. McArthur. Mist
K. Graydon, Mrs. K. Mohrten and
child, J. D. Mehrten, Mr. Feather and
wife. J. L. Torbert. J. C. Penny, II.
t Marsh, P. Hoffman, r', M. Brooks
and wife, O. W. Seaward.
For Maul ports, per stmr. lyiaudlnu.
December 30. Ef to. Uriffltb, A. N.
Kcpolkal, E. 13. Carlcy and wifo, J.
L. Coke, Mlsa II. n'aperton, Blsh'ip
vVllliH, Mark Sand. Rev. J. is., loscpa.
Mrs. T. Goml and child, B. K, Kalwl
aca, Mlsa L. A. Wong Kong.
For llllo and way ports, per stmr.
Klnau, December 30. Mrs. J. A. Auld,
Miss h. Auld, Mrs. C. Akal, Miss M.
Kanoho, Mrs. II. -. uanford, Miss M.
B. Mayhy. Mrs. M. W. Gunn. M. K.
Cook. W. P. Olberson, Wm. McClus
ky, L. T. Kenake, U. W. Carr, Mr.
B. K. Nainon. j. W. Kabouwal. wife
and child; Miss 11. Van Doorlln, Miss
M. ixigan. Miss M. K. Ui, Cbas. Sut
ton, C. Hedeman, L. Warren, T. E.
Wall, A. K. Nawahl, h. Von Enester,
Prince Cuplii, W. J. Klckardson, Miss
E. M. CheeK, Miss Frances Wash
burn, A. A, Braymer, C. II. Graff,
Mrs. N. Alapal, M.sh Kelllaa, Capt H.
Ilcrger, J. W. Cathcart and It. H.
A little man recently wulked into a
dry goods store and said:
"I do not know how to use the tele
phone. Will you please call up this
number? Thank you."
"Here Is the number. What shall I
say to the doctor"
"Tell blm that his paralyzed patient
Is walking around this morning,"
"That I think there la hope for his
recovery. I cut oft tho hair and put
fourteen fly bllsters'bn him last night
I found that his appetRo is fine, but
he won't touch that raw' meat One of
his ears fell oft during the night and I
think be Is blind In one eye. I And
that thero Is no use in giving him
medicine. It makes him howl. His
tongue looks as If it had been put
through a wringing machine. What
does be want mo to do?
"He says to let the patient alone
until ha gets downtown. By the way
Mr. Dlank, 1 don't know your patient,
but It mutt be a sad case."
"Yes," said tho little man as If look
ing for sympathy. U think that tit
wan at one timo tho finest collie that
ever craiked a bone." Now York Mall
and Eiprff ,
Undo Jeff IxhjK a' heali. you Homy
Clay White, how many timet) has I tolo
jo' smoken'll shawUn )o' life mon
half? Young II, C Well. Unc' Jeff,
vo' been smoken all o' life, an' o'
In a putty ole man. Un In Jeff Dat'a
all right, yo' rool nlggahl I'wi eighty
to' now, an' If I hedn' smoked when
I was a boy I might 'a' been mo'n a
hundred jears olo by tbis time. Har
The Alps cover a. space ot 90,000
equaru miles. In them rliers hnu
their source, flowing Into the North
tea, Black si a and Mediterranean.
, M. LONG Rooms 3i-38. Campboll
bldg.; Tel. Main 278.
F. M. BROO
KS Attorney; roomi 9-10,
bldg.; TU. Slain 34
CARLOS A. LONG Attorney; If Kaa
humanu St.; Tol. 581 Main.
A. G. CORREA Attorney at law; :H
Merchant St., next to postofllce; U,
C. A. COWAN 1186 Union St, opp.
Pacific Club: sundries, etc.
McDONALD & LANG8TON Contract
ors and Builders; llo Union St.
PACIFIC VEHICLE A SUPPLY CO.
Flno carriage!, wagons, harness
and whips; Ilorctanla near Fort St.
THE KA8H CO LTD, Two stores
21 27 Hotel St. and cor. Fort Hotel.
COLLECTIONS AND mDJUSTMENT.
H. G. MIDDLEDITCH Mgr.; Com
mercial Law and Adjustment Agen
cy; rooms 10-10 Magoon bid, l'el. 328.
DR. DERBY Fort and Hotel Sts.: gas
administered; patmess attracting.
DR. C. B. HIGH Phlla. Dental Col.
Iceo 92; Masonic Tomplo: Tol. 318
DR. G. W. RAYMOND Room 3. Mott
Smith bids.; hours 3 a. m. to 4 p. m,
DR. T. MOTONAOA-
nme bqvr" 9 n v
-G Pcrctanla St.:
Ip 4 n m .
W. L. FLETCHER Importer choice
dress patterns, fine linens, whlto
goods, laces and trimmings Rich
arils near Hotel St.
W. BEAKDANE Cnra engraving and
stamping; room 2. . .10 bldg
E. TAPPAN TANATT Civil and elec
trical engineer; P. O. box 92; offlco
room 3, Spreckels blk.i Tel. 791
Who: res , 3441 Blue.
PACIFIC TRAN8FER CO.
Main 58 Main.
J. H. LOVE. Mgr.
NIEPER'S BAGGAGE EXPRE8S 722
Fort St.; Tel. Wnlto .M and Main
C. A. SCHMIEDTE-
White 921. '
and drnyage; Tol.
OAMIEN .COUWCIL No. 663 Young
Men's Institute, meets every second
and fourth Wednesday In the month.
J. E. GOEAS Berctanla near Emma
St.; Tel. 2312 Blue. '
S. J. SALTER Successor to Salter &
Waltyi 712 Fort St, Orpheum blk.;
Tel. C81 Blue.
F AVEIROS Groceries;
Walkikl of Emma St.
CITY 8HOEINQ SHOP J. W. McDon
aid. Fort St., opp. Club Stables.
HARNE88 AND 8ADDLERY.
MANFG. HARNE88 CO Corner Fort
and King Sts.; Tel. Main 228, P. O.
nox 3ZZ. .
CALIFORNIA HARNE8S 8HOP Fort
St.. opp. Club Stables; P. O. box 791.
REIS A QUINN Merchant St, near
Fort.; Tel. 290 Main.
HAIRORES8INQ AND MANICURING.
MISS M. E. WYNN Richards near
Hotel ,St; halrdressing, shampoo,
manicuring; Christmas novelties In
Hawaiian curlaa; 'iel. 521 Blue.
TH08. LIND8AY Mfg. Jeweler and
watchmaker; 530 Fort St.; Lovo
bldg.; Christmas novelties.
GEO. HAFFNER Mfg. Jeweler; 1113
Aliked 8t Masonic 'lempic.
HAWLEY'S MILLINERY PARLORS
Tho latest In millinery, etc.; Boston
bldg.; Tel. :et Main.
MRS. HANNA Fort St, next to Love
bldg ; choice line of now millinery,
trimmings, etc.; agent for Buttcrlclt
PAINTER AND PAPERHANGER.
V. H. POUL8EN ralntlng and paper
hanging; Territory Stables, King St
OR. 8LOQQETT Eye, Ear. Nose and
Tboat; office at Eye and Ear Infirm
ary, Alakea St. Hours 9 a. m. to
4 p. in.
DR. FRF.D. W. HODGIN8 Eye. Ear,
Noso and Throat only; offlco Alakea
St, lately occupied by Dr. Murray;
unite nours a. m. to i p. m.
DR. JENNIE L. HILDEBRANDE 2(8
Reretanla Ave.; TcL Blue 821.
C. H. BROWN Sanitary plumbing;
Territory Stables. King St.; Tel.
REAL E8TA E.
C. E. MOORE A CO. Real estate and
collections, room 10, Mclntvro bldg.;
P. O. box C03; Tel. Main 315.
M. G. 81 LV A Agent for real estate
also to grant marrlago licenses;
58 Merchant St.; Tel, Main 115.
P. E. R. STRAUCH Real estate hand
led to best advantage: houses rent
cd; loans negotiated; houses built
at lowest prices; 32 Campbell bloclc.
316 Kort St.: tu. Whlto 278.
MRS. L. LEHNER Stenography and
tpewrlting; Hon. Investment Co.
AMY LENNON Stfnoeraphv
tvnewrltlnc: 13 Kaahumanu 8L
FOR CHRISTMAS and Now Year
chenr trv I'nitttic-on O. P. 8. whisky.
J. P. ROORIGUES Mi reliant tailor;
"22 Fort St., opp. t.ackfold Mdr.
CROTE & CRAMER Tallnrlnn
rennlrln. Union, nerar Hoeil St.
ED.i A.. WILLIAMS Undertaker and
ombalmer: Fort St. opp. Club Sta
bles; Tel. 62 Main: res.. 1482 White.
J. W. A. REDHOUSE Watch and
chronotneter.tnaker; 79 Merchant St
I " 7
, Ada. In tnia column will be Inserted
at 15 etnta a line one insertion; o
cents two Insertions; 30 cents one
week; 40 cents two weeks, snd 60
cents one month. This Is the cheapest
advertising ever offered tho peopls ot
MONEY TO LOAN Any amount
Room 10, Mclntyre blk., King and
JOHN A. HA88INGER Notary Pub
lic, Agent to grant Marrlago Li
censes, etc. Removed to tho offices
of Macfarlane ft Co, Kaahumanu
PRACTICAL knowledge of German
in three months. Address Box 610.
NOTICE TO BUILDERS Tho Union
Express Co. has WHITE BAKU fun
WANTED Boy for office. Apply lu
own handwriting. A. B. C, tnis or
WANTED To rent n 5 or 0 room
house, servant quarters, stable,
chicken house, etc. Address II . this
WANTED To rent chicken ranch or
place suitable for chlchen ranch;
water. Kallhi or Moanalua prefer
red. Address A. II., this office.
WANTED A young man 10 to 18
j ears. Apply at this office.
WANTED Position by a young man;
hoft of references. L., Bulletin of
WANTED Situation as foreman or
manager of soda works; 18 yearn
experience making extracts, syrups,
etc.; references. Address V, this
WANTED 500 men to shaio for 15c.
Jeff's. King St.; five whlto bar-
here. 2011 tf
WmNTED Prescntablo looking repre
sentatives to canvass physicians for
a now medical magazine; salary nnd
commission. Address Ship, 154
East 72 St, New torK City.
POSITION WANTED Expert book
keeper; largo experience; best city
references; abto to do a largo
amount of work. O. D. B , Bulletin
FOR SALE 11400; (450 down, balaucu
$20per month; flno corner lot lu
Kalmuki tract; 150x200. Or will di
vide to suit purchaser. Address T.,
FOR SALE Horse and phaeton; horso
gentle; good under saddle; phaeton
almost new. K. C. I!., Bulletin.
FOR SALE Honolulu built carriages,
a 2-eeated family carriage, surrey,
rubber-tired high wheeled gentle
man's phaeton, both wldo seats;
very stylish rigs, strong, and much
easier riding than the general run
of such carriages; may be taken out
on trial by Intending purchasers.
Club Stables. 202C-1W
FOR SALE Oil Blocks. Kern Valley
Oil Co., Occidental Oil Co, Rocke
feller Oil Co, Jt... & Co., Ltd., 307
Stangmwald Bldg. 2016-lmo
8TEAM LAUNCH FOR 8ALE The
"Talula." as she now lies In the har
bor. She Is a nearly now boat, Io
perfect working order, and has been
of late used In towing at Kahului
harbor. W. H. Pain.
FOR SALE Flvo lots on Manou road,
near cars. Three lots adjoining res
idence of II. S. Townsind, Esq.; two
lots in line with residence of A. W.
Meer, Esq. Thesu lots are 100x200
feet, commanding fine view over
looking College Hill tract and pro
tected from wtnrla nt Mnnnn. Vnr
further particulars apply to Charles
i miiiiijs. .nvrviiHUb du vimiiu
PURE Wbito Leghorn Chickens and
Eggs (guaranteed). Samples ot
birds at California Feed Co.'s, where
customers may obtain Information.
E. C. Smith, Pearl City. 199C tf
FOR SALE Coral rock for filling. Ad
drees It M. Duncan, at Bulletin of
V f -
FOR BALE Lots on Wylllo street,
near cars; CO x 100; terms reasona
ble. Apply to Charles Phillips, Mer
chant street. 2018-lmo
TO LET Cottage, centrally located;
f 25 oer month. Apply to Dr. Alvar
ez. 1240 Emma St. 2031-tf
LARGE sunny mosquito proof room,
centrally located, private family, 110
per month. Enquiro Pantheon Bar
ber Shop. 2019 tf
TO LET Furnished or unfurnished
housekeeping rooms. F. E. King, 8,
Cottage Grot e. 2030 tf
Tu LET Modern 6 room house, off
School near Nuuanu, 815; 6-room
house. Insane Asylum road, 812.50.
Room 32, Campbell block, 316 Fort.
P. E. R. Strauch. 2030 2w
jO LET Small furnished cottage near
1331 Klnau St., near
TO LET Residence of J. Casstdy,
Walkikl. furnlshod, good Dathlng;
vacant January ICth. Apply Water
house & Podmore, Bethel and King.
TO RENT Store on Hotel St. opp.
Bethel. Apply New England Bak
TO LET A nicely furnished front
double room, for one or two; al'
two rooms for housekeeping, v
kitchen, dining and bath room, i
ply Mrs. C. Majeau, No. A, Christ,
lane, near Fort St 2024-lw
OFFICES TO LET In the Collins
Building, King St., near Fort; most
central location; reasonable rent
TO LET Furnished rooms, also dou
bio parlors. Mrs. Jeff's, 1325 Bero
tanla, cor. Keeaumoku. 2007-lm
TO LET Roomy bath tub, with either
hot or cold water anu all modern
improvements. Call at Silent Bar
ber Shop. 2019 tf
TO, LET -Two front rooms
TO LET One 7-room cottage situated
on Quarry St., one 4-room cottage
on Vineyard St Apply J. Silvia, Kl
nau St. 2008-tI
TO LET Two stores on Union St, op
poslte the Pacific Club. Apply to
McDonald ft Langston. contractors,
1188 Union St., opposite Adams lane,
ROOM AND BOARD.
"HELEN'S COURT" Private Hotel,
oft Adams lane, rear ot Elite build
ing; mosquito proof. Herman M.
Levy, manager. 2020 tf
THE L08 ANGELES 1623 Fort Bt;
nowly furnished rooms, mosquito
proof: terms reasonable. 1930 tf
LOST On Saturday afternoon, be
tween Kaplotanl Park and Hawaiian
Hotel, 3x4) Eastman folding cam
era. Finder will please return same
to office of Hawaiian Hotel and ro
celve suitable reward. 2026-tf
FOUND Child's blue Jacket at tho
beach on Saturday, Owner may
have same by proving property and
paying for ad. 2026-lw
"There seems," said the chairman
eif the banging committee to the young
nrtlat who had offered a picture for the
nnnual exhibition, "to be a mistake of
home kind here. You call your picture
a 'still life;' Nit we find.it to be the
portrait ot a man."
"Yes," the artist answered, "It's all
l Ight. There's no mistake."
"But there must be. A portrait can't
be catalogued as a still life. You
don't seem to understand that a person
cannot be represented In a still life pic-.
"Oh, but this Is the portrait of a
deaf and dumb man." Chicago Rec
"I wonder why they call tbp hotel
boy 'Buttons?'" said the traveler,
"Vrobably," replied the bachelor, "it's
because he's off when you need htm
65 Queen St.
THIS SPACE RBP
JAS. F. '
and Broker 'y
65 Queen St ,
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