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HI'NIjAY
FKimrAKY 9. 1902.
It Is said that Hon V A llnnov
has periodical polltlral respirations
And Corn King Phlllpps ling Joined
the niaJorlt of Chicago gruln spool
lators.
Mrs De pew has come to the front to
in- Interviewed and the Senator slt
away back.
Ncail) a million dollars' worth of
political pntrounge Is held by twenty
men In New York.
Hon Mark Manila wtw evidenti) not
talking through his hat on the Pan
a inn end ot the canal line.
The lobsters do not all live in the
Pacific. Eight million of them wen
captured In Mnlne last )car
The latest Chinese pollc) Is feu tern
pornr) exclusion The American pol
Icy Is for nbsoluto exclusion
New York Is now to have n pel ma
pent hippodrome Theie has nlwuji
been a good political i Ileus in the
Empire Clt).
The shearing of lambs must still
bo profltnblo In Wnll strctt, when brn
kers can afford to pay $80,000 for a
sent In the Stock Exchange.
Prime Henry of Germany Is now on
his way to the United States Tho
Emperor's ncht should have arrived
lu New York on Sunday last.
One of the deadest of Intenatlonal
conventions has been the I'an-Amcrl
enn Neither press nor public has
evinced a continental Interest In It.
Mrs. Senator Chaunccy M. Depcw
acknowledges to having brought
twelvo trunks of new gowns from
Paris. Wo wonder If she paid an) duty
on them
John D Rockefeller Jr sa)s that tbu
world owes no man a living Perhaps
Mr. Rockefeller feels that there Is a
slight Indebtedness on his part to the
universe
State government In Utah cunts
$1.74 per capita. Territorial govern
mtnt In New Mexico $1.77 pel capita
In Hawaii a similar luxur) Is assessed
nt $13.50.
Commissioner Evans thinks ho bus
reached the high tide mark In pen
ulons. So did the late Benjamin Har
rison, when he was President, a dozen
)ears ago.
At last Hon James Jeffries is talk
ing business. He has Instructed his
, mapagur to arrange with Hon Robert
ritzslmmons for a fight for tho heavy
weight championship.
How- can antl trust Texas permit
the Standard Oil Company to do husl
ness in that State? Dut all the Dcm
ocratlc antl trust national legislators,
from Hon. Roger Q Mills down, have
gone Into oil.
It was a great day for Maryland
when Hon. Arthur Pue Gorman,
though a Democrat, was reelected to
the United States Senate. The unla
niented renegade Wellington has taken
a seat in the far away back row.
Business is all right. The Steel
Trust reports that the capacity of all
Its mills for steel rails, billotB, plates
and structural mateilal is sold nearly
up tu tho end of tho year. As lion and
steel go, so go all other Industilcs.
The l'enns)lavanla Rallioad has In
crcaBod tho pay of 2500 ot Its em
ployes, the additional disbursement ox
(ceding a million dnllais a year Thu
Steel Trust might do some good In thu
same line with its thlity eight million
dollar surplus.
Seldom or ever doeb a transpoit call
at this port going to or coming from
the Philippines which does not hnvo
some complaining soldleis It Is piac
tlcally Impossible to Judge whether thu
complaints are Justified or not, but it
Is certain that the War Department
Is rendy to investigate any and all
charges of Improper conduct on tint
K Vf J'er month, nnyvvhoro In US.!
L Hr l'cr quarter, any w hero In U. 9..
JfrVW' Per enr, nn where In U. S . !
part of officers or men. It has ample
means of obtaining and properly
all the facts Until the War Depart
ment has passed Judgment tho various
stories from the transport Meade may
well be taken with the usual grain of
salt.
It employers could be Induced to
hire no men who drink, the most prnc
tlcable stop towards the eradication of
the saloon oil would have been taken
Advertiser.
It Is now In order for Hon I, A.
ThuiHton to requlie nil his oinploves
to sign the pledge
1'ilnee llenr of German) Is most
Interested In a dinner to be given to
the pre of the United Htntes by the
New orK Slants Zeltung He ling
asked man) questions legnidlng this
fcntuic of his program and was much
surprised whin told thnt some Ainerl
(an editors would probnbl travel
three thousand miles to see him
Wall Street recorded transactions of
.'7311011,0110 shares of stock last car
and prices tit the close were almost
uniformly higher than nt the begin
tilng. The Increase In aluc of eight)
of the most nctlve stocks for the oar
amounted to $700 000,000, while tho
decrease In twent) live equally active
stocks amounted to about JlfjOiwnnnn
GOVERNOR DOLE'S VIEW.
dovernor Dole's deslie for nn In
vcstlgatlng commission, or commis
sioner to look over the political and
social conditions of the Islnnds with
a view to framing an opinion for tho
President, Is not unexpected There
Is every reason to believe, however,
that thu work has already been done
by gentlemen In whom the President
has Implicit confidence and who con
ducted their investigations quiet I; but
none the less thoroughly.
Ever) department of the United
States Government has Its secret
agents, whose special business Is to
not onl) look Into the Integrity of of
flclals but to size up Just such political
conditions as nre piescnted in llnwall
today Earl) In President Roosevelt's
career, Hawaii was brought to his at
tention thioiigh the Infamous attack
made on Judge l(iimphro)s At thnt
time the President made known his
Intention of Investigating the Hawaii
an situation in his own peculiar way,
which Is through Bccrct agencies fl)
whom and through whom this work
was done few know, and It is not like
1) the people of this Teirltory will
ever know. A delegation of business
men of the Islnnds was very much
surprised at the President's knowledge
of the status of our industrial affairs
and when all was said and clone they
found there was tittle additional lufor
matlon they could give Can these
gentlemen explain how Roosevelt gain
ed the thorough Insight Into our af
fairs? They cannot, )ct they do not
attempt to evade the fact that the
President knew what he was talking
about.
In the same manner though probably
through different avenues tho Presi
dent haB formed his opinion of the
conditions surrounding tho executive
branch of the government. The Bul
letin believes, though it hns no direct
knowledge to support the claim that
the visit of Admiral Evans to the Isl
ands was not without Its Important
mission be)ond the mere stop-over go
Ing to and coming from Samoa to en
Joy tho delightful society uud climate
of Honolulu Evans Is a man In whom
the President hns absolute confidence
and one on whose honesty and Judg
ment and honesty all enn rely. He Is
Indeed a safer agent than tho avcraf,o
Congressional commission, noted for
what It does not do, and which being
a public affair. Is immediately sur
rounded by the partisans of all Bides
who put their best foot foremost and
are prepaied to make light of their
own shortcomings and much of the en,
cny's Tho secret agent views condi
tlons in their ever) day atmosphere
No ono is on parade and he gets at the
meat of the situation
The Bulletin has no objections to
offer to the Governor's plan, but It be
lleves the proposition has come late In
the day, that the President has mado
up his mind and further Investigations
could not change the situation In tho
slightest degree. This paper Indeed
approves the proposal on general prln
clples, because tho facts are bo patent
that there cannot be tho slightest
doubt ns to tho outcome.
Mr. Dole must not forget that he is
on record an opposed to the declared
policy of President Roosevelt on tho
Chinese exclusion question and fur
thcrmore It is by Governor Dole's ill
rectlon that tho head of one of his
departments Is now In Washington
practically In tho capacity of a lobby
1st. Opposition to tho Picsldcnt's opinion
from an appointee Is not without pre
cedent. Secretary Gage was known to
be opposed to the President on Chi
nese exclusion Ho had the good sense
however to keen his opinions out of
his annual report Mi Rago has with
drawn from the Cabinet, which Bpenks
for Ittelf Mr Dole must realize that it
Is highly pioper for the chief nxecutlvo
of the Nation to retain In office luoso
men who are In absolute) sympathy
with the policies as well as tho prln
clples he represents, and which ha
wIbIics his administration In all 1 te
branches to uphold.
Mr Dole says ho has not hcniil an)
complaints from Washington It Is not
to ho expected that a man In his high
j official position would bo continually
or occasionally treated to harsh or
padded brickbats from headqunrtcrs. A
man occupying his position Is supposed
to have enough business nnd political
acumen to keep In lino with the policy
of the administration and when he
has proved to the contrary, the billet
he receives is tho direct request to get
out or the polite round about sugges
tion which the Governor has unques
tlonabl) received.
Governor Dole has not conducted tho
alTnlrs of this Territory In n manner
to meet the npprovnl of the people nnd
ns the President Is directly responsi
ble for the maintenance of political
peace In nil Territories, he has thu
right and it Is his duty to demand
thnt those who are agents of warfaro
shall make way for the leader of pio
gress. Governor Dole hns bad n long an 1
arduous career In public life. He can
not secure Territorial advancement by
remaining In olTlce. It Is his privilege)
to ninke a fight for the place. Such a
fight can only Increase tho strife nnd
Intcnslf) the bitterness It will not
carr) the election this )enr nor two
)ears nence Tho only report a com
mission can mnke Is that Governor
Dole Is a good man, but In this In
stance he Is In the wrong room
Neither Secretnry Hitchcock nor a
Congressional commission can come to
.Hawaii until Congress completes Its
labors and ver) few Congressmen will
accept the tnsk, since they will nil
have election fences of their own to
look nfter
If Mr Dole's heart Is set on nn In
vcstlgatlng commission, which In Itself
Is a dlieet admission of weakness, the
Bulletin will Join In the request, but
If the Governor has good sense he will
quietly retire, and. from the pleasant
vantage of private life, view the strug
gles of his successor.
CHRISTIAN SCIENCE AND KA
HUNAS. Modem knhunalsm Is nbinad In tho
land. It la)s claim to being something
more exttnordiuir) than the common
place white looster pig and gin nffalr
with accompnn)lng Incantations It
maintains exclusive rlchls over nil
things mortal, mote especially human
ills and Its rights of way aie piopor
tlonntcl) Immortal
A recent copy of n Christian Science
magazine clflnlls a list of accomplish
ments which Indicate that this "scl
encc" Is nt once n panacea that places
Lydlu Pinkhnm In the background,
cures corns, warts, colds and bunions
Is n liver pad, chest protector and elec
tric belt combined and furnishes a suit
of asbestos for this world nnd the
next, Tho wonders of this sect will
never cease If we aie to take the stor
les which the) tell as tiutb
The yarns related in another column
of what has been done In Hawaii are
sensational as well as wonderful and
suggest that the people of the present
day arc but once removed from the
heathen they would bring from dark
ness. For If nil these things bo true
the ndvanclng forces of civilization
have made n gieat mistake In con
demnlng the medicine men of ancient
days and wo discover after alt that It
Is necessary to return to first princi
ples taught by the baibarlnns of old
The only difference between the Chlls
tlnn Scientist nnd tho kahuna Is thnt
the former draws or purports to draw
its power from the God of clvllizntlon
while the kahuna places bis trust In
the deities of former gc neratlons. ns
well as the superstitions of the cnndl
date It Is all comprehended In tho
well worn expression "Trust in God
and keep )our powder dry," except
that It lequlres more gullibility and
less personal activity cm the pnit of
the nenphlte
There Is doubtless much that Is good
in Christian Science. Just ns the kn
buna had somo good points and can
drive away the evil Bplrlts from thu
mind of the patient w ho thinks he "has
'oin" If It wete n case of Jim Jams,
however, which came up for treatment
It would he somewhat difficult to de
termine which should lecelve the (list
attention, the Clulstlnn Scientist or
the Inebriate Christian Silence ma)
do much good ten old muids, or hypo
comlriacs, Just as the kahuna can
sometimes peonqucr a malad) In which
superstition hns mine to do with the
Ills than any diinngi-ment of the phy
slcal natme. but It Is pietty far fetched
when this sect tries to make the man
with an old fashioned stomach bellev
thnt it leally Isn't Ills bowels, but his
mind that Is nut of tune
If Christian Science Is the coming
science of medicine theie Is no reason
why the laws ngaliiBt the Labium
should remain on the statute books
ABRAHAM LINCOLN.
On the twelfth of this month the
anniversary of Ahinham Lincoln's
birth will be piopcily n-lcbiuted
thioughout tho .Miilulaiid 'I his day
has become ns widely ii cognized as
Washington's lilitlulay which follows
so soon ulter Washington was tho
founder and Lincoln thu libeiatui It
was Lincoln who with the enllghlcu
ment of expeili'iiie and education
made the principles which Washing
ton taught piuctical lads III National
administration
Hawaii has paitltulni icnson to tuUe
a special note of Lincoln's menioiy foi
it is the fulfillment of what he taught
that gives to our people iiudei Amerl
can rule thnt right of paitlilpatlon In
tho affairs of tho government which
creutes eveiy man u king and gives
to eveiy citizen an equal voice lu the
administration of public nftulrs
Particular!) In the schools should
tho sterling qualities of Abraham Lin
coln's llfo be brought out prominently.
Citizens ot tho present day know little
enough about Lincoln nnd tho struggle
through which ho successfully carried
the country, nnd what they do know Is
tempered more or less with prejudice.
Hut above all the children should not
be allowed to forget the savior of their
political heritage, viewed in the light
of Its complete frultlcn, free from tho
passions nnd the prejudices, glorious
In Its accomplishment of the highest
Ideals for which the Nation was found
ed. It Is often said that n man Is not
appreciated till nfter he Is dead. This
can never be said of Lincoln, but It
should never be possible for the Amor
lean people to sny that the passage of
years has blunted their appreciation
of the magnificent work of his life
DOWNING THE SALOONS.
After all. the enemies of the saloon
have much tu be thankful for Our
saloons ma) be on the Increase, our
population may bo somewhat JnclllTer
cut to the evils of strong drink, but
we can nt least boast thnt we have nn
open saloons on Sunday
This may seem little causci for grati
tude for In the estimation of those who
sweep all saloons and maniifactiiiers
of liquor from tne fnce of the business
world Hut the freedom from the Sun
clay saloon Indicates that temperance,
has a stronger hold here, notwlth
stnndlng our cosmopolitan population,
than It has in many parts of tho
world The Legislature of the Stato
of Now York hns been seriously dls
cussing tho Sunday saloon with n view
to granting the institution a license
from the State. Had such a topic come
up in the last session of our Leglsla
ture very likely It would hnvo been
put down as another evidence of tho
Incompetency of the natives. New
York boasts of ofllelnls belonging rto
the so called "good government" clasB
and even "advanced" ministers In the
pulpit, who have advocated this en
croacbmenl upon the Sabbath The
steadfast sentiment of the State an I
of the Legislature, howovei. Is ngalnst
such form of llhcrnllratlon nnd It Is
safe to say thnt the piopusal will uot
cai ry.
While mr.ii) citizens of this Terrl
tory deprecnte the lack of public sen
ttment against the saloon, the) enn at
least be confident that uot one citizen
In a hundred would think of advocat
ing the Sunday saloon nnd that the
general drift of public sentiment Is to
keep the sale of liquor within fnirlv
strict limitations
With the present advantages, which
we do well to conslnei occasionally,
there is no reason why u steady goln,;
temperance sentiment cannot be built
up in this city and thioughout the
Territory. This will be done slowly,
since any measure framed with a view
to destroying the saloon at onto would
cull for forceful and bitter opposition
from men now obtaining n livelihood
from the liquor traffic
The inauguration of municipal gov
ernment will make possible a local op
tion Issue Biith as cannot be created
nt the present time whin tho Terri
tory is under a centralized government
and prohibition throughout the Islands
would ceitalul) be voted down by an
ovcrvv helming majority Our people)
ns a whole aie not read) to adopt rail
leal temperance measures but It Is
highly probable the towns and conn
ties some dny to be established will
tr) the expcilment of "no license"
nnd the sentiment thus cieated will
sc-ive as an educating Influence which
will gradually spread Its powei over
the whole gioup
Strange enough It Is that somo of
the most anient temperance people are
also the most hitter In their opposl
tlon to the Inauguration of local munic
ipal governments Temperance almost
Invailably finds Its strongest support
In small country districts, nnd when
the towns have shown ability to ac
complish the desired end, the benefic
ial Influence of temperance will find
Its wny Into tho cities and eventually
eneompass the whole Territory
PATE DE FOIE GRAS.
(Iliookl)n Stnuduid-Unlun I
Is a goose really woith more hu
mane consideration than u human be
lug' That Is nppaicntl) the view ot
the Humanitarian League of England,
whose membeis arc moving heaven und
earth, along with the Lord Muyor of
London, lu an effoit to have pate do
fole gras tut out of the bill of fare at
a royal banquet Their piutest Is
against the ciuelty to the goose that
accompanies the piocess of cllseaiiBlnf,
the liver before It goes to the pate fac
torynot against the fashion that
moves men nnd women to eat the stuff,
So they would have the Loul .Mayor
and the Prime of Wules and finally
the King himself frown upon pate dp
fole gras as an artlt le of food, and tlm
shut off the demand fur It. simply tu
tave the geese of Als.lc e-I.oi lalne fiom
getting the livti complaint'
But aside fiom the questions of
goose health und the minus of fash
ion there Is an Industrial und business
consideration involved Thousands of
fnrmcix nnd peasants In llurope get
thcli livlilg fioiu the uilslu'i of !,cc
foi the making of pate de fole giai,
and iiuuiiiinis fm lories furnish work
in liiindicds in thousands niou I'lum
S-'iiiissbuig iilouc the rentci of the In
'lastly, there was shipped last yeai
LltiOlluO worth of the paste appioxl
m.itely a trade of $SUOU00 and a largi
petition of the product comes lu the
I lilted States. Should loyalty taboo.
the stuff as a table delicacy, the fine
giuceiy trade thioughout tvv j until!
cuts would lose a source of consider
able piolH and a Euiopcan Industry be
wiped out of existence ultimately for
It cannot seilously bo assumed that
inoie than a very few tcinsumeis ot
pate de fole gras really like It and
would demand It after It had gone out
of fashion.
Tho history of this goose-liver pastel
ns an article of trade Is Interesting. Its
present popularity is due almost whol
lly to the fashionable rage for It that
sprang up In Parisian society wlurlng
the early )cars of the second empire
under Napoleon III That was fifty
years ago The aristocracy of France
having launched tho nrtlclo Into fa
vor, the British gourmand, never slow
to follow In the steps of Paris, speedi
ly ndoptcd the Idea, and from that tlm
to the present the demand has steadily
Increased In every country Of course,
there Is really no more sense In thn
faBhlon than there was In the habit of
tno Roman emperors of feasting on
peacocks' brains nnd larks' tongues,
or lu thnt of the Boston woman who
affects Insatiable appetite for humming
birds' hearts But Fashion recognizes
no law least of all the laws of health.
So the fad of n few luxurious living
Parisians has grown In half a century
Into nn Industry of no mean propor
tions Can the Humanitarian League of En
gland destroy It by exploiting popular
sympathy for tho goose'
MAILE ILIMAS WIN
BY ONE GOAL
(Begun on page 8 )
In the Second Half,
In the second half tho Mnllcs got the
ball and forced It down over the Hack-
folds' line The ball wqs brought down
near the Hachfcld goal, and a shot
made for It, but It was saved by Duscn-
bcrg by n kick. A hot scrlmmago took
place In front of the Hackfcld goal,
ending In the Malic Mimas forcing a
comer The ball was kicked from tho
corner by Cralk, who centered It well.
There was a large hunch of runs In
fiont of the goal however, and n large
sctdiumagc and shin kicking took place
without resulting In n goal The ball
was kicked up center field, but sent
back near tho Hackfeld goal again
Munio centered the ball well from the
wing, and Bolster made a shot straight
Into the goal, which was caved lu
gieat shape by Dusiiiberg The ball
passed down near the Hackfcld goal
again A hot scrimmage took place
n-siiltlng In a corner for tho Mnllcs.
Cra'lk't Good Play.
The ball wns well centered freSm the
corner by Cralk, but the big bunch of
players defending the goal prevented
scoring Another corner for thd
Mnltes was gained a moment after but
with exactly the same result. The ball
was passed up towards the middle of
the field by the Hnckfclds, but here
the Malles gut It and forcing It down
ovei the Hackfeld line, gained a coi
ner. From tho corner Cralk centered
the ball well In front of the goal, where
It was carried through by the bunch of
players making a goal lu favor of the
Malles This was the only goal scored
during the whole game. A foul off the
Malles gave tho Hnckfclds a gree kick
Tho ball was passed down Into Mnllo
Illma territory, but wns quickly forced
back Into Hackfebl ground nnd over
the line.
Things Look Exciting.
Moiso maneuvered the ball far down
Into Malic Illmas territory where be
fiual) lost the ball after n hot scrim
mage with the backs A foul off the
Hiickfelds gave the Malles a free kick
Dyer got the ball down near the Ma lie's
goal where It passed over the line. The
ball wns taken down close to the Hack
feld goal and for a while things looked
exciting but the ball passed outside,
Moise got the ball and with Churston
sent It up near the Malles' line and
past the backs but the ball finally
eiosscd the line. Sinclair kicked n
turner kick for the Hackfclds It was
well centered but as It was a bit too far
out the Malles pounced upon It, carried
It across the entire field and over tho
Hnckfclds lino In a Jiffy.
The ball vacillated between the two
goals Morse got the ball and carried
It far up. Malic territory. Anderson
tried to stop him but Moise evaded
him with several clever turns and
managed to kick the ball centering It
well The Malles got the ball and
forced It down near the Hackfeld goal
repeatedly Monro made a shot for tho
goal but the ball passed by A foul off
Stopp gnvo a freo kick to the Mulles
nnd a little later a goal off Dyer gave
anothei fiee kick to the same team
Morse got the ball and carried It up
into Mallo territory In a splendid man
iter until ho was finally stopped by the
backs. Iloyer got the ball and can led
It well up the field.
A free kick was obtained by the
Hackfclds on a foul off tho Malles. The
ball wns carried near the Hackfelds'
goal, was forced back and then carried
over tho line A scries of scrimmages
took place In the middle field Mun
io got tho ball and made a well direct
ed kick for tho Hackfeld goal which
was well saved by Dusenberg l,ans
elale made n shot for the Hackfeld goal
but the ball Just passed the pole. Lans
elalo mado another shot for the goal,
but Dusenberg saved It A few mo
ments afterwards the game ended
leaving the Malle Illmas victors by onn
goal to zeio.
The game was a haul fought and
very Inteiestlng one with mail) bril
liant plays on both sides. The Mallo
Illmas showed considerably mote team
wink than tho Huckfeld-Davles team,
lint good Individual wcuk was the prin
cipal characteilstlc of the game Du
senberg did some fine woik ns goal
keepei saving bis goal fiom dnngei
constantly Guild as hick, did some
fino woik and Chin ton as halfback was
In better form than usual Morse as
usual did some brilliant playing while
II) er showed great Improvement
On the Malles side It Anderson and
McGlll did good woik as backs Crach,
Lnnsdale nud Iloyer also did well. The
game wns witnessed by a number of
spectntois
Only one man In 1U0 In the luboi
unions of the country Is reported un
"mplojed hy tho union officials
CURIOUS CRINKLES
S By LANAI LOUNGER. j
Oh, wad some power the gift lo gl'e us
Tan bco oorsels as Geordle sees us.
We'd ken tho noo frao what he'd free
us
By splerln' wl' Teddv
To do good Is both to be good and
to have good. Altogether this makes
the tiinngular principle of rational
plct).
Tho expenditure of wisdom nt the
polish would save the free nnd Inde
pendent from the wnste of life-sustaining
calorics In mass Indignation meet
ings. The present troubles of the Epis
copal church of Hawaii appear to have
had their origin In the prcmatiiro
"firing" of the rnnon.
A Honolulu paper tells us wc would
know something about burglary If the
professional artist mado his appear
ance. Probably. The kind wo have
nre not gentlemanly. In fact, the) are
decidedly rude In their methods, Judg
ing by tho Bears worn b) several of
their victims
If It Is true that the good die young,
then every good old chap must have
dodged the Issue In youth by playing
tough
Thnt old. old query ns to "What
makes more noise than n pig under g
gate?" has In the past week had a new
answer applied to it In the walling edi
torials furnished by two official or
gans. Flist Rooter "There' The vllllalu
Is unmasked "
Second Rooter "Where' Who'"
First Rooter "The umpire behind
the bat."
To horseless carriages and wireless
telegrams may be added aimless shots
tho kind taken at nocturnal ma
rauders in Honolulu.
If Clllin'u nirutllrtloli ta irnlni- In i-a.
duce the price of sugar below a paying
nasis, wnero arc the capitalists who
will put their money Into Cuban sugar
plantations''
Blessings nre often double-barreled
nnd sometimes have a galling gun dis
charge. With rapid transit t Walkrkl,
the townlo will need but to arise half
an hour earlier than usual for alter
nating the bathtub with the briny wnvo
In ante-breakfast ablutions.
Hoifolulii property holders will
eagerly await the advent of an Insur
ance company that will write Incon
testable policies barring only fraud on
the part ot'the Insured. It would get
all the business until Its success ex
cited rivalry. The only thing certain
about fire insurance now- Is the ex
action of premiums from the Insured.
Bishop Willis is not the only storm
center In tho Episcopalian emp)rcan,
he having tho fortune to be In dis
tinguished company King Edward
l.as made a whole raft or the English
hierarchy and laity furious by his se
lection of a bishop. If the temporal
head of the Angljcan establishment
would now only make n compromise by
teplnclng his obnoxious appointee with
the Bishop of Honolulu, he would be
come an angel of peace to both Bides of
the globe.
The Department of Agriculture nt
Washington has tilled a longfclt want
In this archipelago by a treatise show
ing how to ratso chickens. Now If tho
Department of Justice will tell us how
to keep chickens, our pot of content
will be bilmmlng.
It cannot be called war paint with
which Superintendent Iloycl has had
the drlllshed garnished. The pigments
of peace more befit the corrugated
walls of the erstwhile Temple of Jo
nus of revolutionary times, now shar
Ing ns it does with martial purposes,
Innocuous for all but beer barrel as
semblies, tho gaudy Investment of
calico balls and other philanthropic
routs Yet still you hear the Lot's-wlfe
Sissies flouting at thn benefits of un
nexntlon.
EVENING M WINS
IT
The next to tho last of tho lndodr
hasehnll Icnguo's games was played
at tho Y M C. A gymnasium last
night between tho Kvcnlng Class team
and tho Intermediates. The line-up
vvag as follows-
Jim Gorman, c.j Mark Johnston, p.;
Carl Taylor, lb., n. M. Cheatham, 2b.;
Clarence alrvln, 3b.; W P. Dunn, ss.i
It. S ll'crson, If; J Temploton, cf.;
W W Crook, rf
Intermediates A. M. Kcoho, c , V
R. Kerr, p.; Louis Alves, lb.; Chas
nilllland, 2b , Olaf Oss, 3li.; Tom
Kvans, hs , Paul I'crrelra, If.; Tom Mc
flulie, ef ; Caesar Gomes, rf.
The final scoro of the gamo wns 21
to 0 In favor of tho Evening Class
team, the score by Innings being us
follows
1234SG789
Evening Clans i 0 0 2 5 4 0 1 21
Intermediates 101000030 10
The time of the game was SO min
utes. The Intermediates were a little
off foim nnd could not connect with
Johnston's curves although they found
him twice for homo runs. About a
hunched people attended the game
Biggs rio ou belong to any socletyl
Hlggs No, but I'm going to assist Ip
organizing one next week.
Ulgg8 What Is to bo the nature of
It?
DIggsH will bo a society for tho
suppression of useless societies Chi
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