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I ..,... . , - . EVENINO BULLETIN. HONQLULU.VjT THURSDAY SEP.T. 20. 06. . :.. J . f ftlll hAllftlftftll i.-i I NORTON'S LIFE MENACED BY EXCITED E tf Commodore Picker Alleged To Have Caused Alarm at the Volcano House Por Editors n m m urn Bl 11 FUNNY STORY SPRUNG BY HOR- TON RESPONSIBLE FOR THE . GAIETY THAT MIGHT HAVE . RESULTED IN A DISA8TER FELLOW-DINERS READY TO DEFEND SPEAKER MINE HOST LYCURGUS' FINE DIN NER AT KILAUEA THE SCENE OF MUCH MIRTH AND EDITORS 8AY MANY GLAD THINGS met there, find (lie curtnln Iccluro I gut nlcd liy Ills mauler, an KtiKllshmnn. from Airs. Penny when. I kuI home," i Ttio Irishman, although obliged to ask Mr, E. H. Amerigo, In an Interesting the, nsslstnnco of tho conductor heforc talk, spoko of "Boston, tho Clvlllzer ot the Hawaiian Islands, since It was from "tho Hub" that Iho nrst mis sionaries came hither. 0. liny Hortoujs remarks on "Hos pitality from Honolulu to into" wcto very much enc)cd, and expressed home ot the appreciation that all ot the party, fell lor tho kind and genor ous treatment received. Mr. II or ton always has n fund ot good stories with which to delight his nudlencc. On this occasion Mr. Horton toU ot tho Irishman who hoarded a car only to find tho last remaining scat occupied by a hugo mastiff, nccompn he could get the dos's scat, bore no malice, and made socral attempt") to cngago the Kiigllshmuu In friendly concrsatlon. After a few Introduc tory remarks on tho subject of th" weather, which brought forth no re sponse from his neighbor, l'.U said, "An' that's a folnc dog jou hate, Kwat hind of a hrado In It, I don know?" "A cros between nn Irish man nnd an ape," was the surly re sponse. "Faith, thin," says Pat, "an' It's related to both ot us." Horton' 8afety Threatened. Much merriment was created during tho recital of this story by tho aforu- acting under somo strange "flooence," luiil been punctuating tho speeches' with his ludicrous "Heah! Heahl" and similar ejaculations. At Iho first men tion of "Englishman," he Jumped to his feci behind Mr. Ilorton'H back, breathing out threatening and slaugh ter to tho man who would thus rudely speak of a umntryman of his. Ho menacing; Indeed, wan hta man lier tlrbt bovcmI members ot tho parly pushed back their chairs and made tcady to spring to Mr. Norton's de fence, If necessary. Hut n sharp wonl from the management hroucht tho hos tile ono to terms, ami nt tho cllmnx ot the story ho offered his arm to the w alter nnd hogged to ho assisted from the room. He was back In a few moments houcver, and kept up his "Heah! Ilcahi" as long ng the spenking continued. Hlckt That's Miss Strongmlnd. Whoever marries her will have a peel: of trouble. Wicks Yes; In fact, a henpeck of trouble. - For Fine. Millinery Go To Miss Power's Millinery Parlors DOSTON BUILDING, FORT STREET. "Heah! llcah!" Perhaps no words spoken by any member of our party slnco leavtn; homo hao earned us much fun .v.nl merriment as Iho above, tendered with i. ery pronounced nasal twang, by a certain well-meaning Knglliihman who fell In with our jmity on tho delight fill volcano trip, and gavj theso words to history at tho novcr-to-hc-forgotlcii Volcuno lloiiso dinner. Whether It wan tho puro mountain air at Klluiica, acting llko a tonic on our 1 1 red nerves, or tho grandeur unci iiiuJuMy of tha hugu crater, exhaling Its gleaming breath far Into the cloud3, or tho ocvci-inlli;.,walk l the rtlu, or the hoiiutirul dinner so lavishly sup riled by tho hospltablo Hcniouthcncs loeiirgua something, no matter what, t'n loosed clever tongues that had there loforo kept silence, on tho trip, uud bumo very delightful speeches were m.ulo by persons who had lived long without discovering that they could m.iko u speech that nut only would ho listened to but also vigorously ap plauded. Our genial host of tho Volcano Hnuso bud prepared a repast worthy ot kings mid queens, ami full Jiibtlco was done by the pack of hungry editors and their wives who-surrouiidcd the buuid. Tho decorations were cupcrb, n beau tlful "Aloha mil," nn exquisite eren lion In wild loses uud ferns, greeting Us over the doorway us wu entered thy dining room. Woiidciful clusters ot hjdruiigas und wild rosea on tho snowy cloths worn suirklrut to Inspire us, not only with mammoth npputltles hut with nohlo die.'inm and aspirations or tho gopit things wo would IIUo to nay, but fulled because ot the poverty ot our language. Unfortunately wo can i.ot speak Hawaiian, nor with the fongiics of uugcls. Trent Talks of Devils. When tho spread wan well under way, Mr. Johnson, acting us toast fiiabter, Intioduced Hlchard II. Trent, who responded to tho toast, "Editors, Printers nnd Devils." Mr, Trent's re (narks wcro very entertaining, and ha ' told of some early experiences ot his own while, In a printing shop. "Tho cdltor'a homo is In Heaven, wu Mil know whero the devils live, but ns (n printers, we arc not suro vvhero they leloiig," said tho speaker. Mr. Trent is tin orator ot ability, with a clarion voice, and a ready How of words that make, his speeches a de light to ull who hear him. - Mr. Wood then gavo a good address en "Southern California uud Hnwall This subject was treated In a fair way bv ono who has lived In both places and who gives his full allcglunco to the land In which ho lives. jir. umirjus i . jiuiimm uuu du .m,,., delightful things to say about "Thu Ludlcs" that It Is really cmbiirassiug to the editors of tho society pages to leiieat them. Miss (iiaco Hortciibo Tower's topic, was "Hawaii as It Looks to Me," und bho closed her remarks witli Joe jLffersoii'a toast in Hip Van Wlul.lo, uilapttd for tho occasion to IIUo umC Honolulu: "Hero's to jour good health uud your family's good health, uud may )ou all llvo long and pros per." Doollttle Does a Stunt. I V. Doollttle, in his talk on the "Crater," mado a very witty speech mill clouted tremendous laughter by his puns on tho names of membcis of tho paity, Mr, Wight spoko on "Steamships and Airships." Mr. Matthews- told "A True Story ' and J. J. Penny reported on "One NlSht at Hlto and the lovely ladles I LADIES' STYLISH HATS WHITE 8ALE8LADY. K. UYEDA NUUANU 8T. cor. HOTEL and KINQ. COAT AND PANT8 CLEANED AND PRESSED FOR SO CENTS PHONE MAIN 457. Sun Rise Dyeing House 1340 FORT STREET. o-FINE Japanese Goods SAYEOUSA NUUANU STREET. WONDERS OF HAWAII (Continued from Page G) wilh a much smoother sea but n crowd ed boat, and somo uncomfortable Inci dents that wero finally adjusted. Buf Deo to say, that, thanks to the kindly offices of Vice President Wight, Cap- tain Clarke nud Agent It. II. Trent, ot tho Inter-Island line, every effort was mado to make the Journey pleasant to tho party, which arrived In Honolulu at 8:30 n. in. Saturday morning, thor oughly tired out hut, without excep tion, thoroughly agreed upon ono point, viz.: they wcro all glad they had taken tho tilp. This answers tho oft-repented ques tion, Did tho Volcano trip pay? Now, as to the Impressions created by our first view of tho. Volcano, no attempt wilt be mado to go Into gcu eral statistics, of which there nro n plenty In every pamphlet published to odvcrtlso tho Islands, but In honwi'y phrasa the picture Is presented to thu absent. Tho first nnd strongest Impression pioduced after walking two or three miles on this Internally heated luva bed In Iho bottom of this Immense crater, nearly right miles In circum ference, Is of Iho littleness of man, his unimportance on this great shell, and thu fact that his existence, a mero atom, creeping along thu crust over lnkes of boiling fused metals, extern! lug for thousands of miles liencnth his raid Volcano House Englishman, who, feci, li simply sufferance. The here after seems very near to some editors when they go down into the burning crater of Klhuen. Tho gigantic farces of later flo-i v4ilch have upheaved sreat tloii'r "f black lava In tho bed of tho cum r, lending great rocl.n with fathouili-u crarks, some of them several feet wide, before subsiding. I a striking fcattire. The whole floor of the crater where Iho lava has covered It Ims a remarkable likeness to a monster bed of pulled mollusc candy which has turned black (to uso a very tame sim ile). Tho twisted contortions of the semi-liquid mass as It flowed around and over previous strata bearing close escmblaneo to this familiar house hold dainty. Spaco will not allow further details or Impressions. Wo had been "nearer to nature's heart" and wo felt It and wero glad that wo had dono so. Following Mr. Horton, Dr. Klamm mado some (ntcrectlng remarks. I. S. Watson was nsked to give his views on "Ileal Estate and Newspa pers." Mr. Watson said he thought from tho very nature of things here that vnlues In real cattle are bound to Increase, on all the Islands nnd that In the near future. Wo arc always glad to hear from Mrs. .1. J. Penny, and In her toist. "Tho Men," sho had so many good things to say that nil the men have been proud of their sex In general nud themselves In particular, ever since. At Iho close of tho speaking nil ad journed to Iho parlor, where tho Vlr- rlllo were Indulged In by young nnd old. All wcro tired, however, and at on early hour retired to make ready for nn early slari homeward In the morning' itt-"i" " BUILDING MATERI ,j, OP AUKIND8. Dtaltrs la limfcir inlCtf A f IV AL3 ALLEN A QUEEN ST., :: ' "OBIN80N. ' I! HONOLULU. CLOSING- OUT Incubators At Cost M. W. McCHESNEY A 80N8, QUEEN' 8T. Ntatnets Maintained. PALM Civilly Assured. J. M. Davis SEWING MACHINE REPAIRER. 12M FORT ST. ntar BERETANIA. Sewlna machines for tali. A machine clMnad and put In or der 81.00V MVWWWWAAWmAAAAAMtAAAAAMMAAAMAAAAtt Sweet Violet Creamery Butter A dozen or more brands of butter have been Introduced here In this city Out Sweet Violet Creamery Butter la made from tweeter and rlchar cream than any other. It haa the flavo of Pure Cream, with the fragranc of freth violets. - This flavor and fragranc suits th popular taste. , ,- T T Ty' n i, .-, ,j G. Q, Yee Hop & Company. TEL. MAIN 2S1. Ice Cream Parlors, Candy Factory. Bakery and Lunch Room. Home of Good Things No other nitrate could more tersely and correctly word picture this establishment. The "good things" are edibles and are good things that se cure Instant appreciation from the eater. Then there Is an element of clean- llnesa distinctively typical of everything made Here, mat it our guarantee. lit'. Our Large Lunch-Room hat faultless table service. Fastidious people are our most pleased patrons, becautt the1 cooking of the table fare it such that It pleases everyone. All market delicacies are on the bill of fare, and you can get lunch, breakfast or dinner here to exactly tult your tastes at each meal, for an exceedingly moderate expenditure. A regular dinner it tei-veci sunuay cevnings tor sue. t r ' Perfect Home-Made Candy Don't that sound good? There It perfection In all thing and without fear of denial, we believe we can claim our candlet are near perfection. The candymaker here It an expert and It always furnished with first class supplies. You can get any kind at THE PALM, Including Chocolates, Creamt, Tames, Etc. If you prefer Imported candy and want the best atk for LOWNEY'O orGUNTHER'S. We sell them. Frozen Delicacies for Summer You will enjoy your meals these hot summer dayt If you have a frozen dettert. Mott every one can afford to have these delicacies and fall to do so only became It It Idtt of trouble ordering the Ice, milk, nnd other Ingredl entt. Then the making disarrange! the kltchen'o usual routine. Out this It not necettary. THE PALM tells Ice cream, sundaes, water Ices, and froz en puddings to families. It will cost you test to buy the cold dessert from ut and It will be aa good at you would make and likely much better than your Oriental servant could. JSSJ- ASK FOR NE88ELRODE FROZEN PUDDING. The elements of this pudding create a cold dettert that only tupcrlative pr.ilte fitly de ccrlbet. It It made with pure Dltque Ice Cream, with either the flavor of nutt or fruit. It retail! for $1.25 per quart. A few of the fancy French Icet we manufacture promptly upon receipt of order, are: MOUSSES, GLACES, i.nd FRAPPES. When you want an extra fine brick Ice cream, aek for NEAPOLITAN. We make It In all tlzct and different colors, v . HAVE YOU EVER EATEN FRESH BUTTERNUT BREAD? BUTTERNUT BREAD repretentt one of tfie highest achievements of ii.t. modern Inker In the natherlnn of breadttutfs Into a loaf that contains I all the good points of other bread. This bread it made from a flour specially Ordered for the purpose from me aitnniana. none out uri-bi.ia cumprcu yeast Is used In it. Made In the same size loaves as other bread and sells for the same price. Our bakery can supply you with all bakery articles. When you want Bread, Rolls, Pies, Caket, Cooklet, Etc., you can get them here. ,..tit. JWJjr li ill iipip illllllllllllllllllllil Vl i 1 YliM JUST RECEIVED, A NEW LINE OF LUDWIGSEN & JUOGCLAUS. PROPRIETORS, 116 Hotel Street, near Fort. BIG CARQOTO ARRIVE Upon the arrival here of the barkentlne Benlcla, . we will receive one of the Largest Shipments of Douglas Fir Lumber ever brought to Honolulu. This lumber Is flrtt-clats, but It was bought at a wonderfully Low Price on, ac- ' count of our taking such a large order. For thlt reaton It J i k rV Carriages l ir Fifty-four crates of carriages 'came In the R. P. Rithet for ut. Among them aJe BUGGIES, PHAETONS, ROAD-WAGONS( 8URRIE8, Etc. Thero are low priced carriages of handsome appearance that will give excellent wear, medium priced rigs for those who are a tittle mors particular, and finely Unshed, high priced vehicles for the wcll-todo. Any kind of car riage for any purpose. Special value in eevry one. We will be pleated to show them at our salesroom In the Alexander Young Building. Will be Sold Cheap 'We do all klndt of planing mill work at especially low pricet. We tell at retail lumber and other build ers' material, tuch at DOORS, SASHES, ETC. 8ERVICE, QUALITY and LOWNES8. OF PRICE Are Our Leaders For Patronage. City Mill Company, CONTRACTORS AND BUILDERS. CORNER KCKAULIKE AND QUEEN STREETS. P. O.JJOX SQ1. TELEPHONE. Fm SGHUMAN CARRIAGE 85. 5i:T-vors tt ft T : iw? v -rT LIMITED. W.JrVW -"ftKf.i ! A Cool Office An electric fan attached to your Incandeecent light wire will keep your ottlce cool and comfortable In the hotteot weather. We havo now a good assortment to choose from, ,j Hawaiian Electric Co., Ltd PHONE MAIN 390. fyjfai teiftltttiiirfliimrr iJatnUfWi, i ,'a, w-jlj&ayaBttattTMHIltsM