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EVENING BULLETIN, HONOLULU, T. H SATURDAY, OCT. I, 1909.
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CPFIfifil MVPR AN Mil 1 !
VMlWUMJUl JL U VI! 1I1IJUU
Meln Ltobtr Adolph: Whereas nn Vhcn bHo'b older she'll get del Up.
unvlno providence has removed from I
our midst dor Fleet, und I a" ,!ldn't R ",t0 ('or :ct,"V. ,
' , ... To hunt up eyes for deee Kid:
Whereas, o vos under der liuprei-1,,,,? 'v lw ,., Lilnj i.canH
HERE is nothing
secret about the
It's just pure soap with
the addition of a harm
less ingredient that re
At your grocers or
Blon dot der Fleet had der bully good1
est time vhat dey elTcr had, It is hereby
Resolved, dot vu vlll try und outdo
ourselves on der next visit oft a fleet,
Ur.d shoved ono under each lid.
Und her smile, like an open lmrn door,
Didn't come from Alioic lt' her
no matter from vhat nation It comesi. If dey had two sUcIi smiles In Heaven
for the'edison PHONOGRAPH.
In addition to this 80 'two-minute
and 20 four-minute records issued
monthly bv the Edison Phonograph
Co., they have issued a special list of
00 new lour-minute Amberoi rec
ords. These are now ready for tale,
Hawaiian News Co., Ltd.
Alexander Young Bide;.
Mr and Mn. Hashimoto,
178 BERETANIA ATE., neav EMMA
Bath and Electrical Treatment.
Kinor Street Ewa of Fishmarket.
DRY GOODS AND FURNISHIHQ
GOODS of EVERY DI-SOJUPTIQN.
Business Suite for $20.
These friezes, just received,
are deoorative novelties of
the highest merit, both as to
design and coloring, and the
effect produced is fully equal,
if not superior to fresco work,
while the cost is a mere fraction.
Lewers & Cooke,
177 6, Xing St.
CLEARANCE SALE CONTINUES
GREAT REDUCTIONS IN PRICE.
For Sale by The
THE BANK OF HAWAII, LTD.
8. CENT' O'QAl
M. A. Gunst & Co.
FORT AND KING STREETS.
' Wong Wong,
CONTRACTOR and BUILDER.
PLUMBING and PAINTING.
Office : Honolulu Painting Co., 821
King St.; P. 0. Box 911
For home entertainment.
BERGSTROM MUSIC CO., LTD.
WAN CHONG CO.
DRY GOODS AND TAILORING.
Everything absolutely new and
fresh from the Coast.
WAVERLEY BLK. HOTEL ST.
All nations velcome, Carrie excepted.
ucr city vos getting more ns a Utile
excited offer two all absorbing ques
tions; der reorganization on der Ho
publican party und puru milk, I don't
know moro ns too much about der re
organisation off der Q. O. I'. Ma) be
dey mean rcjuvctlng. An how. It vas
all der same. But about der milk ques
tion I am foot and sock mlt dose peo
ple vhat vant milk, pure, uffery-day,
thric-rall fence milk. I got ine so ex
cited offer deso pure milk buslnesi
dot I almost got ready to start a milk
gerden injeelf only I cannot milk a
cow. Der only kind off a cow vhat I
can milk Iss a milk wugon. Der vas
a reason for mo holding up der pure
milk question und It Iss deso ny.
Most oft der restaurants In deso city
gift der customers' a glass of Miter der
first thlpg vhcn you go In free. A few
days behind I go by a restaurant In
und a valter comes by me to get my
order und I sas: Off jqu please jou
111 gift me. a glass oft milk und two
prctzellB. In a minute a valter comes
along and puts me down a glass of
vatcr on der 'table. Der vatcr did
not took very clear to me und I saB.
'Valter, dot glass Iss not clean. It has
had milk in It.' Ho looked at mo a
minute und sas 'Dot Iss not vnter, dot
Isb milk." From dot day to this I am
body und soul for pure milk efen If!
dey haff to valk offer my body hen
It Iss dead.
Der sunershnlzers nut a milk bill In
u finmo und sent It to the Mayor to
sign It but der Mayor sent It back mlt
out his namo because It looked like a
Christmas tree to htm mlt all Its
branches loaded down mlt conditions
dot vould make oten der coks shudder.
Der Mayor und me both believe In pure
milk und wo arc going to get It, but to
bring about dese happy event derc
must be a short law mlt out any frills
or tangled up mlt side Issues. It must
be a sort of "Kapu" "Keep off der
grass,"' "No admittance" law mlt out
frills. Vhy, Adolph, der law vhat der
Mayor vetoed vould sour der milk Iff
It vast brought Into der samo district
mlt der cows.
Dots der vay mlt most oft der laws
In dese city. Dey are all too compli
cated. Some fellow gets up a law
dot Iss first-class und vould nil all
oft her bill, den effery body vhat has
got anything to say comes along und
tacks on a frill or two until It looks
llko "How old vas Ann' to der orlg
nator off her bill.
I.ook at San Francisco. Vhat did
dey do vhen doy vanted pure milk?
Dey appointed Mr. Dockcry, tho one
und only Inspector off a city off 300,000
population, to sse dot der city got
puie milk. Dey gave him his test
tubo und der per cent off butter fat
ench gallon off milk must contain und
told him to go ahead. Und you Bet he
did go ahead. He vas armed mlt uu
thorlty und a police officer. Ho vas up
before daylight und stood up effery
milk vagon vhat caniedf his vay. If
der milk did not get up to his test into
der Bcwer It vent purity quick. It vae
not one week before San Francisco
had pure milk,
Neffer mind all off der sldo frill off
testing der cows und der calfs und
all dot. Vhen der dairyman can't get
his milk by der Inspector, he vlll ay
tend to all off dot side business. All
der city has got to do Is td push der
puro milk button und der milk produc
or vlll do der rest.
Der green eyed monster has taken
possession of me, Adolph. I am Jeal
ous. Dcre vas somebody else In desC
beautiful city who vob writing poetry.
Der production oft her pen au In het
Evening paper (of course dot Iss der
Evening Bulletin) last Satur
day, und It vas about a baby vhat muBt
be -worth going miles to see nccording
to der embellishments as Is wrote
about, by der one who wrote der
poetry; dot Iss It It vob not like some
off der tailor advertisements about der
fit dey glff ou In'a suit off clotheb.
Dqro are soveral kluds or; llts a mail
might get'lnto buj dr ti'.nis ure par
ticular not to say vhlch kind o a fit
dor suits vlll glff you und you must
find It out by experience.
But dot baby vhat der poetry vas
about, I vlsh I could remember It for
I vould llko to hafl you read It. Stll',
Adolph, I vould bet an old transfer
dot It vould not take der lulzo In a
baby show. It Us too perfect. Deri
as other babies In town vhat Iss en
titled to haff der charms placed be
fore der public, und I am going to set
dor stlo by tolling about u Ijaby vhat
I know off.
Her hair; It don't yet come up,
Ve can't say how she'll wear It;
ir hereditary signs como ti 110
It'll sutely rival der carrot.
Der flowerB were not consulted
To color cheek und lip;
It's only' two bits a bottle,
be room for der
Und Ucr olie. You ought lo hear 111
It's solid, mltnnt n joint.
'T would make a good wejlher com
panion For tho light on Maknpmi Point.
I lkh dey vould gtt up 1 b.iby bhpr.
I vould put deso orp In tor der boo'j
IN CUSTOMS TOILS
Beautiful lingerie, gloes from the
Orient, hosiery In the original pack
ages, veilings and dutiable articles
worth nearly $2,000 are held by
Collector of the Port Stratton at San
Francisco pending- an Investigation
which may result In the confiscation
And to invest with more than or
dinary Interest what Is apparently
an ntteniut to brinir In dutiable
goods free, It became known jester-
day that all the at tides 'of female
apparel are the property of Mrs. J.
W. "Smith, wife of Major Smith of
the United States army, who arrived
at San-Francisco on the steamship
Siberia from Yokohama on Aug. 24
Tho detention of her trunks by
the customs officers has caused a
great sensation In government cir
cles. The confiscation of the' silks
and curios of Captain Hartz and his
wife years ago upon their return
from the Philippines Is being recall
ed and comparisons are being made.
A 8KIN HEALER AND BEAUTIFIER.
A scratch or n small cut Is only ono.
nt !. .,, Ml.. ,l- A'i .. '. .-'
w iuu nuiuil Ills Ul ,111- Hpu U JHHipiQ
or uiacxnead Is but"
urement; yet everyone at time
caslon to wlbh for a, quick and simple
treatment for these minor annoyances.
Tho prompt results achieved In such
cases by Or. T. Ftllx Oouraud'a Or
iental Cream will proici to the moat
skeptical the healing and purifying
virtues of this preparation, and go far
toward establishing faith and con
fidence In its claims to bn an unrival
led skin purifier and bcautlficr for use.
not only In emergencies, but aa an
article of tho dally toilet. At Druggists
and Fancy Goods dealers.
REAL E8TATE TRANSACTIONS,
Entered for Record Oct 7, 1909,
from 10:30 a. m, to 4 p. m.
David A Dowsett by atty to San Ant
Port Bono 80c of Haw AM
Leslie C Clark to Bank of Hawaii
David A Dowsett to I lawn Trust Co
T Danjo to Wnlchl Ikemoto BS
Abraham Fernandez and wf to Kllzi
Koaloha 1 D
Mutl Bldg & joan Soc of Haw Ltd
to William Brcdo Jr Itel
Mnry E Brown and hsb to Trent
Trust Co Ltd , D
Richard H Trent Tr to Mary K TI-
motco and hsb Rel
Enoch 8 Timotco to vyilllam n Cbb-
Entered lor Record Oct 8, 1909,
from 8:30 a. m. to 10:30 a, m,
J It Horhberger Tr to Manuel Vlvl-
shaves . D
Keakt Kola and hsb to Bessie
' Young p
.Mrs, Will Nowling was slain near
Ppljard, Ala , by Mrs. Henry Npwltng,
her uephow's wife, who used a shot
gun. Tho women had quarreled about
the uso of a storehouse. The victim
i at times has 6c-
FOB WHOOPING COUCH, CROUP,
ASTHMA. COUGHS. MONCHITU. (OKI
THkQAT. CATARRH. DITHTHERM '
VawU4 CrstUo Uoa 0m jwoimi ol
'c4H4nlb muIh Sm (en tlutal tad Mop, tfca
couth. Il it boo. Is lulutt, flea AtUUM
CrMUu k powerful mlddi, mm bo
LnJ pmtntiv la ceataM aMiM
bnl nconaaxJaUos H W twt
rr Sab W aB Drat.hu
Suit Pt hi f'f .Oaitrfp.
1 liraat TaVI.U. inpt
aid Ktotktai foi ha li
ni.uj thioal 10c
TU Vat Ctnilm Ca.
1U Takaa Slnat,
Mtw Yaik Ctt.
a, a ctfiativa and piwnuya la ci
Iratalana a b
y,it of luccaWi
Iff ;SSSS3T' J
Ml MiIf f J0(KaCslsa''
I Mm 1 1 'Ht
Is solid woven, and cannot, under any cir
cumstances, go to pieces.
It is far more uniform than leather belling and is
entirely free from any side to side wavering, but runs true
as an arrow.
The proved tensile strength is approximately 40 per
cent, greater than the best quality short lapped leather bel'.
A special feature is the impregnation. The composi
tion is such that it gives a superior grip, keeps the belt well
lubricated and pliable, as well as rendering it impervious to
moisture of any kind. It will run through water or oil.
jComparje SCANDINAVIA to rubber or stitched
canvas belts. SCANDINAVIA if far stronger, far more
durable', far more pliable, and will transmit far more power.
Write to us or call at our office and vc will be glad tc
give you information as to the right belt for your needs.
Honolulu IronWorks Co.
1 t i t
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Cor Sale Everywhere
are Worth Money
.1 a , 1 '
W can make them Rood as new. Our repair ma
chines are the suno kind as used in making the shoes at
the factory. Shoes repaired whie you wait.
MEN'S SOLES and HEELS f 1.25
WOMEN'S SOLES and HEELS 1.00
Regal Shoe Store, - cor. King and Bethel
No two men are just
alike no two suits
should be just alike.
Tou want perfect
fitting clothing, don't
Only way is to have
them made for you.
Oct us to make them
for you, because we
We find it easy to do
Expensive T '
No, not when you
Our business suit
made to your, measure
for Twenty-five Dol
lars ore incomparable.
Our evening cjothei
v ! '
$ i !
fr . m'-ii
Geo. A. Martin,
I&i CURE YOURSELF!
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Evenine Bulletin, wraniwl
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