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EVENING BULLETIN, HONOLULU, T. H, SATURDAY, SEPT. 23, 19tt.
Ye OW English
On Australian SIdng Et Al
Hlang Is always Interesting even made yo pace a hummer nit yo wny
lo those particular peoplo who aro Wowser walloped ono ,on to, l'lug
iilways careful as to 'what accent they gcr In yrrVcojid round hat narked
use to yc great emturnssment of yc hym any "AWlng liyy billy llko 4
moat run of yo populace. Even Hon- flail ho' attempted to land Wowsor
Hnlii'has n slang which Is peculiar to had hys revenge, however, In yo third
Itself although it Is made up of ITaW-nnn:-Hped a larrrMn ' twirl through
ullan words and others which have hys guard which mado yo Inrrackcrs
been ctimmandercil fimii other but- rejoice. At yo samo time It was a
guages. Ye ccrlbo happens to know Jackcroo 'scrap rlcht through and
a man from yo land of yo kangaroo neither men showed anything moro
and has bad many Interesting conver- thnn bloke flehtlng.Wowscr's bcan,
nations with hym. When ho Jrcit when they were through showed yo
cauic across be cinld not unJcrstawl claret and It Is rumored that he Is to
what yo scrlbo told hym nor could yo hump Matilda and Join yo whalers
scribe mako much out of what ho out back before long. Pluggcr may
raid. In order that yo gool Aniyjc;yiilso become n sumWwncr and take a
Aim In Ilonalulu shall be able otiif- cut at some of tho Jumbucks. He
tlerstnnd yo youths with yo small hat
riitm nml vo likewise small .clothes
lio(. Imppcn clung when yd AnGU
1 .111 boat comes In ye following Is
fjow yu AmorlcHii rhen hoJ'ifincH
to Bay that hys health Is good and
that hys creditors nro not pressing
hvm overmuch declares thar?biH
feeling fino and dandy. Yo Ausmil-
lan on yo other hand will say that he
Is bosca nr bona, just as, yo fit sULkf
hjyn. Likewise will yo AiistfnMm
declare that a man la n smoodgcr
meaning that ho Is ono who carries
stories to ye boss,
Yo' American will mnho Inquiries
nlinut a thine while vo Australian
will mako In-qulre-lcs, with accent
on ,yo mlddlo of yo word. Ukewlse
again ho has a word wowser .which
he aiinllcs to vc menniiKirson'alraiWa
plying thnt ho Is' a rallgtous hyf jo
rite. When ye Australian has n,
grouch on he Is said to ho soro ami
when ho has put lono over on a man
he will cay that ho hiis put liym. to
.When he wants a man to got busy
he will tell him to spring off hys tail
and ye meaning of yo worir"BCaf"rc
he knows not. At yo samo tlnio ho
iIocb not say blmmln' between each
word nor does ho bring out bally.
One of those Is left for the cockney
Knglluhman hailing from the. ,hit
of London and the other for ttiolliji
or less aristocratic Kngllshman who
siiys "Hally rot. Eh what,"?
Yo ccrllio hero gives a sumpld of
Australian slang. Anyone wanting .1
solution may send along flvo rents
In stumps to yo scribe, thts office.
"Vo great and noblo Pluggcr was put
to 'sleep In yo fourth round , when
Wowser slipped n dlnnyhascr.,lh4;ough
hys. guard and landed on ycJMttb
lowed by another to ye siuhli pil
Ye mill through-
with ye left duke,
out was a bout,
off their tails when yo gong. weqt.and
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will havo; to plni them a little better
man no did the wowser, nowovcr or
TlnnioP3 of the board wilt gtvo hym
ItlA unnlf1 ntttf.fr utl.l llvflv."
So It Atlght go on but yo Jfcrlbo'
thinks what yo old hotnan ""sport
quantum ; stifflclt which, however; Js
cot always a sine qua non for tho
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Getting .Their Goats.
U 4V nowlng yo enormous Interest thnt
riV lyipullirc have in yo doings of 'offi
cials In (high circles yo scrlbo.mado
crrangcraents yesterday for a special
wireless tmessage to be received frqm
ye small Island of KahooiawS' where
Governor Frcar and yo rest of.yo offi
cial bunch are gathered, officlallyMo
Inspect tyo island but primarily to
plioot gnats for Ebon Low. It should
fee stated In parenthesis hero that
these aro not yo goats' that yc board
of supervisors like to net from Kbcn
Ye first messago arrived at 10:10
a.- m. (hid roads as follows: By y
way yo scrlbo has thought bettcr'to
embellish just a little In order that
y.o.populaco ,nlghthavc yo bettor un'
Kahoolawe. Saturday. Yo great
goat hunt which Is to take place .to
day nearly had a sad" termination ow
ing (o Ebcn Iw forgetting to put
!jyutiIl'li'"P0wjlr' In yo dough and
yo" r'esUlt bolng that Governor , Frcar
nearly overbalanced whilst stalking
yo tamo coat which Ebcn kcopa for
'practice anrl woillil have fallen over
yo pall had not yo Attorney General
.placed a demurrer In yc road and
thus blocked yo fall.
11:20 a. m. Fifty-four and n hall
rounds of ammunition havo been flr-
.Wojrjjg iar;nnii groat unmago is
roajgrovtio, v wpr. oynior
Frcar ls"sfi66lnK''cxccptlonally well
andmanageit'to nit ye mil on .wnicu
,,goatvas, standing. Owing to ye-
General Line of Men's Furnishing
Trousers, Garters, Collars, etc. Also,
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Soon to arrive Full Line of Oiled and Rubber Clothing for- the
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I shot striking yo bottom of ye hill and
yc goat being on yc top, ho failed to
! get hys goat, however.
i- Attorney-General Lindsay put n shot
In such close proximity to a gnat that
Fonm of c dirt sphshed on yo ani
mal. No dainago was done, however,
as o goit wan at yo bottom of yc
ravine and ye shot struck yo to.iv. Ye
illjer members of yc pirty arc firing! nfflclaPrccords and about which yo
off their guns with great success an1aorlbo oft feels constrained to wrltoj
so far no one has been hit. Water
Chief Martin can now. shoot
shutting both eyes.
1 p. m. Ye party arc now resting
for lunch, having expended 131 roimis
of ammunition and secured many vic
tories. Yo goats arc In n clrclo
aiound yo camp, waiting for ye
scraps. Land Commissioner Charles
S. Judd Is yo hero of yc day. Uy
tying n piece of crust that ho saved
over from breakfast he secured a
goat. Yc poor animal cat yo crust,
which was of Ebcn Low's .baking, and
did dlo kicking llko a good super
visor. Attornoy-Gcnlcral Lindsay declares
that1 ho secured sonic hair off ono of
yc animals, but ye rest of yo party do
not put 'any faith in this, and declare
that yq goat scraped. It off on a tree.
No ono saw ye deed done.
2 Pi m. - 'A suggestion brought up
at a conference of ye gallant hunters
has solved yo .whole nuestlon. Kben
Low has yo goats tied with red tlo
bo that, they cannot inovo fast for yo
oRVcJals are not used to anything
moving fast and yo slaughter Is
6:10 p. m. Eddto Fernando Is on
yo scone with hys moving picture ma
chlno and Is taking photos of each of
yo hunters standing with hys foot on
a great goat. Yc red tape has been
removed, so that It will not show In
Varieties of Germs.
What Is n gcrniT Yo scribe asks ye
question In all good falthhoplng that
unmo of oho of yc many readers of
this paper vcan elucidate yo problem
for hym. According to what he has
read In yo papers at various times a
germ or bacillus or' bacterium or ono
of them small Insect things, accord
Ing to how you happen to have been
pushed up through yo Inbrlnth of
troubles which Intrude thchisolvcs on
yo presence of yo young arid tender
hearted youth of this old globo may
ho anything from, a lump ,of nothing
ness lo. an cicpiiani, ii is wnai uiey
do and what they really itro, bowe'vor,
thnt InlnrrstR vn- ftrrllie.
According to yo book on yo sub
ject or rather according to somo .of
yo books on yo subject for yo wrltors
.theraoof are nearly, as' proline and
numerous us yp smau gurms lusur
selves, It a small something that can'
not be seen with yo naked 'cyo pindr
that causes all sorts of disease, (lav-
ors tobacco, butter and other matter
of (hat kind and then Anally turns tip
lis toes or yo nologlos therefore and
passes away Into yo germ paradise.
It is hard to Imaglno what they look
"Likewise thcro aro many more
which havo not vet been listed In yo
.Jc ""on nimseii were in noi lor ye
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MiMiuiu ui lining yv VW.l.llft. JllllUllft
yo unclassified germs yo ono which
lipids "jo list Is ye hot air Incllliis.
To look at this Is
ono during such times as It Is go
ing through Its metamorphorsls. It
Is blind but In 'order lo mako up for
hi. ,. .... . ... ..ki
this remedy It has even ye double
capacity of air space aiui .takes In
air at such a fast rate that yo fric
tion causes It to becomo hot. Thus
It derives Its name.
II Alfnlr. mm ntivlmdv nlthnllfrtl
,thcro..ni,icorialn tytics of human b0'
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ings JinBttt. seems to havo yo parti
cular,llklng for. Thcso aro generally
ilrawnfrbnl yc typo known of as
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fashion against yo hltehlng posts.'
Thcyrt.;j,enCrally dressed In a
quaint typo' of hat s.icli as havo been
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uiivan luntsitia, ftl jv lil""V i.sdi.su
tacturV aW which havo yo peculiar
ttyle and beauty of their own. Next
!S!5 ' ri.Hf - a,-rmlnK
XS I rm. In e. Tm
of attracting yo germs In great num-
xv'u u .' '. '. m.ii,
. i.".. . i fi ... ht wa benB provided free' and
o sui a thoro.8 groat variation. Most th fc w hv'0 another wUhollt
of yo "aporta- go to yo extremes, how. hayl eg g
VC,r,J,"haM y Tu , ? T Proving a strong, draw. Likewise
and.yo hoiidora of their coats pad- ynCaDlaln Bcrgcr and hy8 merry mu.
. ed so that they can walk In yo mid- ., woro thoro
die, of ye street and touch both sides Now ,t happoncd that yo day was
at once. In their faces Is generally not and band developed yo
stuck -W cigarette, and In their poc- t thrgt durn guch tm() they
keta yo Inoulsltlvo person can alwayb w,ro b(ownK ,, ,holr lngtrunM!ntg.
find a-corfc from a beer bottle This Yo congu, noUd ,, fact ,nd gent
they chow at Intervals In order to a)ong wnrd that y boyg ghou,d bo
make their ,brcath amcll. Occa- Bvcn ye qUd r9rrchlnenta ad jib,
slonally-Ycry-occaslonally they Blip whcn bolnB translated moans until
their hcada Ineldo yo saloon doors. thoy coud hod no morei ,t wag not
and then cotno away feeling that they necessary for yo boys to got aa far
havo 4 good souse on. las yo lib part of yo offer, however.
Yo occupation yo person who Jsi Lalor In ye day yo good' Captain
affected by yo hot air germ Is simple nerger ordered ye boys to play nomo
In yo- extreme. lie standoth on yo of yo mugc (n nonor of yo grBlil cm.
strcot cbrnerv-afcs that hys, hatr-and perOr., Ye boys tried but.yo nolso sq
hys clgarctto nro at yo right angle muc resembled yo squalling of taU
and then commences talking about that ye, populace asked that they do-
everythlng that ho knows nothing g.tl This thoy would not do. It was
about. If lie does know anything ho yo agt thing to be thought-or They
Is discreetly silent ort that jiolnt, If had been ordered to play for yo em-
IhoreV happen to bo moro than' ono pCror and play they would. Moro
then tlicy all talk at once. , than that thoy would walk through yo
Yo, Amount1 of khowlodgo .which ) (own and let yo whole of ye populace
average; hot air artist haa Is almost know thoy were playing. Thoy formed
as lajngo aano of yo hot air germs, a procession as well.aa. they could
Itself. iVrenaftds vo scrlbo of yo story and started. . ,.n.. . . .
I ho oncehcafif. Yd students were up
for Vc.'o3ramfnatlon-and onoit themof things however and started after
Goods Underwear, Hosiery,
did not seem to know much about
hys subject. At last yc good pro
fessor could stand It no longer and
taking n stamp out of hys pocket
handed It to yo youth, "Mr. Jones,"
he said, "you will greatly oblige mo
If during yo next two hours you will
write all you know about yo cxamlnn-
Hon subject on yo
back of that
Two great men met during ye week
and shook hands. Yo crowd wotted
of ye occurrence and many of them
. tinnfforff! nvpr va whnln Affair nnil
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two. It was Tuesday night and yo
men In question were Captain Sousa
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n(1 Captain Dcrger. lo first
known yo world over and yo second
Is known ye Islands over and also a
good part of yo samo world. Of yo
two yo lattor Is ye moro Interesting
t.. tallr hluHil . It. ti.k til..,.,! mi, .In
during times when yo kings were on
yo throne, during ye times wjicn yo
loyal party were thrown flown and
wnon ye groat canr0aTnd na
hyfc wlngg ovor yo lBland. ,nd toolt
"" -"Oer hya prdtectloCT 7J
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I,'B uam,aln UVST Tl
"'b aomothlng thai hpoed
back t.0? .!.
It "as ye birthday; of y& great and
'"" markl,(b'0 mtn,llder.1"
er Wlhelm of der Vatertand. AU;yo
M woro concerned, had gathered at
yo offlco pf y& hqgpUllb(B cojHUj; (o
VMlako of yo goodly cheer. --ye fact
Captain Berger dld.notrlikJrjre.ookB
Jackets and Leggings.
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haavy duty Marina and Stationary Gat Engines are bul't In Sap Francisco,
Cal. 1, 2, 3, 4 and Cyllndera) 4 to 250 H. P. .
TESTIMONIAL! ' . " ""'
Daar Sirai VVi taka pleatur Iri'tUtlnB that Wa have purchased one 25,
h. p. four cylinder, to 35 n. p. three cylinder, one 12 Ii. p. D. C. and four-'
teen 4 and 6 h. p. elngle cylinder Imperial Engines, all in use' in our fleet of
fishing boate We are well satisfied with the performance, af your machlnee
and will gladly recommend them.
AMERICAN FISHt due to Its havlr.g the highest efficl
r Imperial rapid advance In trade I Every possible precaution is taken' In
enoy of any gee engine In our market. A OYSTER CO Black Diamond,
the manufacture nf Imperial as to beet of material being used, exact, and
atandard attee turned out. Call and wa will show you Imperial engines,, big
and email, marina and, stationary working In Honolulu. Imperial agent .for
Hawaiian blende irHENNING A. PETERSON, 1150 Aiakea Street, P. O.Box
'155; Honolulu; '
them. LUcowlso he took a stick with'
hym. But yo .boys cared not about
ye gallant captain and marched along
playing odd notes of ye famous tuno
of "Iloch dor Kaiser," which 'being
translated means "For he's a i lolly
good fellow. Then they swung Into
a few bars of ye dead march In 'mem
ory of all yo' good liquor that had
gone and then they started Into fight.
One of, them, banged ye other over
.yo head with ye kettle drum. Anoth
er started In to protect hymself
with yo big trumpet and In a fow
moments, yo populace was enjoying yo
Captain Berger got yo boys along
to yo band room somo how or other
and then told them just exactly what
ho thought of ' them. Ho was '.mad
clean1 through and spoko to them In
Gorman, In Hawaiian and In other
Janguagcs .that ho wots of. Then he
started In to chastiso them.
For a w'cel after yo band boys
stood up whero over, they went and
It was rumored at yo time' that, most
of them had a small cushion tucked
away Inside their Joans and protect
ing." that part which. Captain Berger
musthave though itlwas ye most vul
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NEW HOTEL AT COLON
" - BEACH, PANAMA
., Plana have been, approved for a now
hotel building of the Spanish colonial
style to be built by the Panama RaN;
road Co. on Colon Beach, to cost not '
over $fi00,000. The building will' be
30Q feet long, will have foundation's of
gravel concrete, walla of rccnforccd
columns and boams, with hollow tllo
curtain walls, white cement stucco
finish outside, floors of concrete
beams, floor slabs, of solid concrete,
concrete and tllo, or of tile, according
ns cost may warrant; root of tile. All
of tho 88 bedrooms on tho second and
third floors, aro to be ample In size
for two beds, every room being pro
vided with either a, private bath' or
shower bath. -
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Improvement of the Navy wireless
nmuuu hi roiui uouia so inai cuj
munlcatlon with the atatlon at !H
West, Fin., will bo comparatively cJ
is planned by tho .Navy Department.
Tho Improvement: will cost about
125,000., - , v
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