Newspaper Page Text
EVENINQ OULLETIN, HONOLULU, T. H., SATURDAY, NOV. A, 1911,
Ye Old English Scribe
On Bisbeleivers Et AI
Ur wus poslllvu Hint lie could knock
yo Ilrsl higher tlniti lliut. Tlicrcnt
they got t" lli mid jo crnvvd who saw
jt same enjoyed spcctitelo muchly.
Vo Htnall Diitli In 5o liltio cup
opened jo temp liy sendliiK hys loft
smashing Into yo fnco of je, small
pug Willi u mil nii perched on jo
top of Iijh lipail. Hcil viiiiip li.uk with
Airmen tu ('(ir('iiinili'tiN, llstpn In thpiu. Thru tho sumo 111:111
In response 10 many lniilrlp, o comes out 011 hys tin itli III.
scribe lias opened 11 lliultpil pint of "Why," he snjs, "what are ou rolks one on jo noso that mailo lllno scu
lin rnliiiiitiH for niisvvoiod uiriospiind- vvorrjlug about' That wus not -in) moro slat s tlniti urn usually uliout tliu
tuts. Inipiliios i-hnuld lie wililen on ease of jolliiw fever; it was only sky Then they slnrtcd 111 111 leal
oiH' Hhlo of vc paper nnlj, uliil Hhoulil dengue. I ought In know, fur I never cm nest. Illff' Iihhr! The crniks
lio addressed. "Yo (Mil Scilbe, II 11 1- saw II, 11111I If I did I would not know ( came fast mill thick. TIipii Hiichlcnly
1 11 II 11 Olllce." tho illlTolcnco between II mill 11 hoise- jp blue-capped hem drew off hH
Itnpilrrr "I'mwIiiK Cooo.iiiiiIb" la shop. Tho doctors hip only doltiR Ibis right anil Hwnllcd )p roil-cnppoil 0110
wrllloti bj Hip slar advertiser of tin- In onlor that tho ran get ciiiiiikIi Hush oil yp nioutli. Huch was yo fiuco
110I11I11 T I Wiilki-il In lliu wuMo niotiP to tloaii up Hip town. TIip) of yo blow that lloil Cap was kont
papor h.iBKPl iiii.iIiIpiI lover. Thico hip nil Icilernl 0III1 lain, anil thoy Iiaio
grains of rough-on-riils Hhoulil kcop hail orders from Wushlngton to c.irrj
tho piillciu ipilot If given night iuiiI thin thing ihioiigh."
morning; If no luiprnvpniont, Increase Ih Hipio any safe bugliniise wIioip
ittiRi. r.vtle If 1111 rp.illv want fit Hioun mrt nf oconle ran 1h nut III
Ko hack homo, should advise you to tlmo of disease ami kept Ilium until ' around jp horn of yo day and cheered
lakp Hip hopti It Is wi fur than wulk-'jc lovrl-iiiludod pooplu have lliiislii-il I tytn to jo hint echo. W'liun jo hcrllm
Inc. Ih'imiihu wiilur In such Bllppuiy 1 tholr wink? It Is 11 Krp.U pity tlmt j,"rt jp grnunil jp khuiII youlh In yo
Btultuiid San riunclsro Is n long woj , sume of Ihvin do not got o ruvur.
off IViur II. Verses show hihiip and Mien lio told . by Ihp dmlors thai
Publish liciowllh 11 Ibey only had doiiRiio. Any old HiIiib
j that Is handy Is Rood ciiiiiikIi for
tliuin, halt 11 lulck prefened.
living and Inndpil sniack on hjs hack.
Thuruat jo cruwil Intuifcrcd mid tcpu
nitpil ju combatants.
Such Is human nnturc, however,
that y blue-cupped clan Bwnriucd
class In parts.
few II lies :
I feci 110 pain
Oh mother, ilonr,
Connect 1110 Willi Hip Iiipwitj
Ami let me die drinking beer
Yo hcilbp in.il.es
Ins bow In jo
The other elsos Jumped Ihu Irmks Mikado, mid holies je hitler will ai'-
ami hau Iiiuii Inst; call lit olllio forptpt lijs congratulations, even though
dish Housewife To make Jelly, put ' tlu-y lire rather lale III Ju day. but
tlic light lugtcdlcuts In n dish; pl.ico.u ms been luiposslblv (11 get thein
In Ice box tun serve hot. If this does ,mt any earlier.
not null, try biijlng It ready made. Yesteiday afternoon je scrlbo went
down to Aula I'.irk and stood for a
Vp IIMicllcvcn. Iour lime wntchlng yu small .Inpu-
lliinian nature, as In evidence In upsu jouths paitlclpnllng In ye vurl
llonolulii, seems lo be -slightly dir-j(ms Raines There Is not M-ry much
feieiit from ye same IIiIiir iiliywluru, ,lirreienee between je sports as pulled
,,iriat least this Is JiiiIrIiir by jej rr theio 11111I llmse held at Alexander
(.eilbo'H kmiwIeilRU of yo city. When j rield. the niiiln point of iirRUinent be
nny dlseafu liieaka out, then yc wholo ,,K )(. Hp of jc liiniilitR track. Any
of ju populace Is sore afraid durliiR thltiR does je lapaneie when lie'fs nut
je Urni rew das or same. After that,' for a holiday, for all ho wants Is to
hnnevor, couius a lull, mid then sets be amused A small two-by-four track
In ju le.ietlon. Yu disease neter e- was loped on near jo baiidsland, and
Isted, sav 11 Rteat per cent of ye'oulslde this je crowd slood and
populace. Iwatihed ye various stunts.
At the bcRlnuliiK of this jearj Ye Rood old-fashioned obstaclu race
cliolera broke out In Honolulu, and was nich In oriio, both mnoiiR jo
jo hiiiiIiico thiew nliuiii seven Mirle- small youths mid nlso iinionR yo
ties of blue Ills "Ye whole town Is Rrown-up men of yu Japanese com
iluunioil." Ihey cried In ye most moiiin-1 iminlty. Knur of (hem ran In 11 heat,
fill tones, "iind siiRar slock will Roi as that wps all tho traik would stand,
down 10 bollock No tourists will They cainu lo jp 111 si obstacle, which
cniiip Iipiu iicalii. mill PwrjtlihiK will; ioiimIsIimI or long while sucks, and
be p.m." Then, through ye Rood work then the crowd would root anil root
or jo health authorities, ye disease1 until jo runneis bad all niiiniiKcil to
was collared mid thero was no moro. ci awl thioiiRli mid stmt nut for jc
As soon as this had happened, then next obitructioii.
uprose ju doubting Thomas fioni ye I This consisted of ropes Hlietched
liihlilsh heap, where ho had been I uoro-m )n track, and which caused
hidliiR hymseir, mid pioclalmeil ilouill niucli amusement for jo watching
Ihal there had been no cholera at populace. Many of yo ltiiiners wero
nil: thai e Hoard of Health Inul only 1 limber enough lo clear jo obstacle,
none mound and killed about twenty 1 1.. Wllil Jump, but olheiti eiuiRht
people In order that they might goi)0 na tope and weie hunt headlong
before je Ler.lsl.ilme mid Ret money 1 1(, )0 giouud. OllierH, iiriiIii. who had
to rpeiid In nuloiuoblles mid other) ,,r,.n many summers go by and whtwe.
pi Ity foi ins of amusement. jliulr was plunllfiilly streaked with
oiico again j-ellow fever breaks out,, Kry( n(ppped over jo ropes one by
and je iopul.ice tmiiii abiiiil two hiin-'one, and theieby lost much time, at
dred and llflj-llirou eolleellve Mitner-' icli je mole nimble of je raters
saillts. i:erjone Is thlnkliiK tlmt ! lojul cl Then came ye lint lap.
ml cap wiib sitting with nys ihipk
to je icht of jc happy coniiuuully
mid crvlng liltiurly, although Ihla was
t-nuio "time nfler yo nlTalr had hap
(icllliiu- I'p llurlj.
Ye llngllsh poet (Ircy onco said:
l.hes theio jo mmi with soul mi dead
Who never In liym.ielf linlh suld
This Is my own, my native land.
Thero lire, plenty of men who lunu
never said this, and never even
thought it, for the only Hum that that
sort of thought comes Into jour head
is when you liavo gotten up ical early
In yu morning mid seeli je sun ilso
oer yo hills mid heatd yo hlrdlets
Hinging tliiough jo tteetops, etc, ad
lib., and then borne.
Seriously speaking, however, yc
scrlbo onco knew a man who had a
lunula for getting up out or hys nice
win in bed In yu weo small hours of
yo morning. Ilu lived In yu same
liouso with hjni, and was always
handing out jo dope In jo seilbu that
If he would only get up eaily In yu
moiiiiug lie would feel line mid dandy.
One iiIrM, In a weak moment, when
je woiiilciful moon that tlses over
Hawaii was riding jc heavens and jo
stars wero twinkling lit to beat yu
hand, yo scrlbo told yo man that lie
would even get up with liym yo next
morning and ro dtivvn to yo river for
a BWiin In jo placid walers tlieieor.
Ho thought nn mora of yu matter
until jo next morning, whoii this fiend
In human disguise woke hym up Just
as ho was dreaming that ho had re
ceived a rlso of tvvpiity-llvo cents 11
month In hys (.alary mid was buying
mi auln Tor a tilp tu Walkiki. Ilu
opened hys ejes, and I here was not
a glimmer of light to be seen. At je
door stood hys tot mentor. "Coiuo on,
old chap," ho said; "ju water Is Just
Yp kcilbe ciawlcd out of bed and
groped mound In yo tl.n k for hya
clothes. When hu had Rot Ihusu nil
ho caul one last look at jc warm
Ask Your Grocer For It
nilillin. ...v.j.'.. i.-j.M..i ..- - - - .-,.... .... - . .
he has Imporimit business on je'icb had lo bo 11111 In sacks. Many;ucd. b"t as ho had Riven hys wonl
Coast, and thero Is n Rcneral tipioar. 1 Wl.r0 y0 falls and much was yo Rieat
. , .11... ......i... ... ... vli.i.l v ' , .. ... ........ I. x .. ..I v.. tttilti.V
.Money is spcm uku hum., ... .j.-.-.j .enjoyiiieiii. in .' i'.iim......' .... ,,.
Is talking at the Mime tlmo; commit-1 sHtlng mound 0110 side nf vo ling
lies are formed every three and a half t w,.ri. about roily small .I.ipaiiPM) kids,
tiilmilpn, and .1 great campaign Isj-riicy wero diesscd In small shirts,
planned. Then two or three dajs go ,,,,,,.1, Hin.iller pants and In red and
by mid theie are no mule cafes or ,ll0 ,.,,,,. Much was the run they
fever The doctors hud said that this i.,i tmtll two or them Inul u dplcr-
Is very likely what wnuld happen, bin puce or opinion Yp llrst thought that selves, and yo way lay through bushes
tho populace has not got 111110 .) ni, could fight je second, and ye hit- mid over rocks, lly jo tlmo ye tryRt
he thought ho hud heller gu through
with jo proposition, and therefore ho
went nut Into je darkness nr yo night.
Hys friend was walling for hym out
side, anil taking hjiu by ju hand, led
Iijiii out Into jo lonely looking road.
Half 11 ui.t'tlo off lay jo pool In
which they vveio to disport (hem
Ing pluco hail been toadied jo scrlbo
was Just beginning to wake up. Ho
stripped off hys clothes tun! watched
hys friend stand on je giddy brink
for 11 moment, clad only as ho was
when llrst ushered Into yo world, '11111
then yo next moment plunge beneath
ju Icj -looking waters. IIjb head tip
pea red In a few seconds, and from jo
expression oil hj's fine Jo scilbo
gained yu Impicsslmi (hat ho must bu
Determined that he should In nil
way lay liymstdr open to bo called a
coward, ho hyinrelr stood on yo brink,
but did not straightway plunge be
neath yo waters. Klrst or nil ho put
hys big tou beneath lliciu, mid round,
greatly to hys iitloiilshmenl, that jo
wateiH wero not nu.nly mi cold in yo
nlr Hint was blowing mound hjin.
With 0110 plajer In hys gods mid Willi
,0110 last though! ot jp win III bed ho
hud left behind, ho sprang out Into
bii.ipv, and 'je jipjkl moment was be
neath ju walers or ye pool.
Ho was jo most surpilred iiiuii In
Honolulu, for It vvns ivcn as hys
friend hml snld. Yo wateiB vveio
waiiu. Ilu illnpoiteil hymipir uhoiil
ye pool for hoiiio lime, and then
ciaw led underneath ju falls that
tumble over yo rocks, Thon ho swam
lo jo shore iigaln, donned hjii clothes
and set out tor home. It wus Iheii
about hair-past ulx u'clotk, mid the
lime when in tho past ho had been
enjoying hys beauty sleep 1111 previous
mornings. Now he was wide awake.
Yo sun was Just up, yo birdlcto were
5 PASSENGER TOURING CAR
The purchase of an E. M. F. will save you $500.
This is made possible owing to the wonderful
organization of the Studebaker Corporation, makers of
the E. M. F. car, the enormous production of their
factories, the automatic machinery and perfect system.
The E.M, F. is sold for fully $500 less than any
other car of equal value.
Ask any man who owns an E. M. F. how reliable,
efficient and satisfactory it is.
Come and see the new foredoor type for yourself.
SCHUMAN CARRIAGE CO., LTD.
Merchant Street, cor Bishop
wmbllng in yu liees, mid everything
Slnco then ho bus made yu Journey
uvory niuiulug, and says that no man
who lins ve (ourag- to get out nr bed
mid gu down In yo watcis can over
have 11 dead Haul. All he wanlH tu do
Is In 11111 around and tell everybody
that ho Is glad tu be alive. This Is
hys own country, the lluest place on
Cods earth. He tomes down In work
reeling that hu can run the whole
universe, and can never understand
how It is that hi niiiiiv ot hys friends
prefer to stuv In bed In ju mornings.
NO JURISDICTION OVER
That the l'liUtal Court has no Jurls-
dhtlou ovir 11 crime committee at
l.elh liiia retervalloii H the Mund taken
bj A I.'- AIMiihiii in iiuiiirrtloii vv It It
the ease of a Japanese charged with,
laiciny. A demurrer wus tiled to this
ilfeit jevlinl.iy alternoon
Mltsiiuag.i Is ilinriu'il with the lar
uny of sl proniNorv notes fiom
ivpito, the notes lulu,; worth JIHOII
rolled Klatis District Attorney llob
it V. Ilrickniix Is looking Into the
If the ilcmuriir I granted, It will 11N
fict two Important niuidir cases. The
llrst Is that of Audi rvnn (Iraee, who
Miuuultted his ci hue lit Willi rlown.iilid
Ihe otlur thai of S rjjeiuit McMiilinu.
who now Is mvultlng trial for the mur
der of A N Cech rhif Ttutli these men
will be liberated If Ihe ileinurier Is
granted mid i.iu be furthir siisluliied.
AUTO THAT KILLED TEN AND
OFFICIAL PROBING ACCIDENT
ItlchaiM I,. I'repinan Iho Muslim
biol.cr id uullslPil sceiliMles, who ills
ipiicarud last Aumist Is wauled on n
i.peellle charge of stealing bonds mid
tecniltles valued at $130t) bolonglug
to Donald Ciiuiciun or I.uvvell.
A dispatch riuni Dublin, (in., hujs
a mgru, einplojed us u chaun"eiir by
a pionilneiit woman, vvnu lynched by
a masked tnoli fur an nllcmpled its-i-au
1 1 upon Iho woman whose automo
bile ho oneralud.
SYllACCKi:, N' Y With the death
of the tenth Vlct'm of l.ee Oldlleld's
autoiuoblle In the ncclduil lit the New
Yoik stiile fair, Altoriiey-lieniiul Cur-
moily has begun mi Investigation
'wants to ascertain If liny liability tor
the deaths attaches to tho state. Olil-
Hold's machine crashed lluouvili tho
! fence mill Into the ciowd of speetutors
lowing lo tho bursting of a tire. Tho
jncclilciit occuricd shoitly after l'lcsl- .
jdent Tiift bad completed his uddicss.lTho dead were nemly all residents
johlllchl bus lu.cn placed under urresl. Hjr.icuse.
X M His Master Voice" MW"t . j
NEW VICTOR REC0
on sale at
Berg-strom Music Co., Ltd.,
1020-1022 Fort Street
We shall bo pleased to show you the new $15.00,
$25.00 and. $4:0.0 O.Viotvolas
"-"y r- -jp
m-" rim -WTiriTJW"t rain
tf kMl4&L4.ik H.1.. t!
iJuiMi1ttijiAui4ai rt utijgi -wiii