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EVENING BULLETIN, HONOLULU, T. H., SATURDAY, MAY 25, 1912.
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BIJOU HAJ3 BIG BILL
l Seme l'rccnlcel lij JIii) niincrj- A. (' Viw I'lnjliig nt IIIJou 'llicnlcr.
A splendid Siitiiriln evening Mil of
Miiidcvlllo Ins been urrnngcd for the
program nt tlic IIIJou Thcnter This It
llio mil) thentcr now presenting n
vaudeville show In Hit town ami talent
Is plentiful, ho tlio-o who like tills
kind of entertainment will not lie ills
iippolutcd Jij going to the Illjmi The
Japanese uerobnts nrc Ktlll on there,
nml no one should miss seeing tills
ict, an few like It ever plnj Honoltitii
Jliiy Nunner nml compnn) clever
sketch nrtlsts have n kooi! plnjtct for
tonight nml Knutts nml I.iiwrcncc, n
neu f Iiir In tr mill darning tenni, nro
making good
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Mcln Lclber Adolph: I don't vns
write liy ou for n long llmo ill ml L It.
Veil, iter vns ho iiiueli dlillng down
hero now liy der pnlltlenl business ilol
n feller was shmnrt If ho can get
nmcpodd lo tnlk olT another mil)
Jcct. Oh, I bet yon lilt vas getting no
hot on ler polltleH clown hero dot ilet
political kettle ould boll Iff It Mis
ct down In ler middle olT dor lie
vorks. Idt lll.Koon ho tlmo lo hem
all of dor goot things nhoiult n man
hat vantH to vork re'nl linnlt for ilcr
Terrllory, providing he gets iler sal-
nlry regularly. It tell you, Adolph,
der Met two times In n man's llfo
Mini. line I'ele, Hawaii's famous nml
ptutcftil though ncllvc, voUnnlc won
dir, hiith no ehnrius for four oung
men who for some weeks eutertniiKd
Honolulu uiiiiiKement liners nt n loeil
tlicnUr under the, h inner of Ilkcl's
Itnlluu Saxophone Qunrt, t
The niuslclnns from Suiiiij ltnl wero
Milt to Hie Dig Inland to 1111 In n
brief oiimKi'inent nt one of the bright
Kpoth along IIIIii'k (irent White Wuv
The muslc-lnus hippemil to hit ipinlnt
nnd pnelllc Jtllo Just nbout tbo mo
ment Ilia t nil Internal dlsturhniico took
place -u ltlilti thc'bowelry of that sec
tion of tlm footstool ii)ion which re
gion offory thing hat he did compT,-I1I11,CH Hawaii's uictropollii.
iciorn nun mil lots oil vum. nml l ho earthquake shocl., which cam-cd
dot vns vlietl ho vns diowtililg nnd n. i mm,, i,,,,,, n. in, r ,..i,i-i.
hcu he vns ruiiiilng for olllcc. lnM n, i,P,,n .,luni ,,..,. .. ia.,inE
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Q The picture shows the discharge end of the Pasteurizer with the Labeling Maclrne, n
I and bottlesof the BRIGHT- SPARKLING-- NOURISHI NG-- RKF RUSHING- 1
I JI Imllw III A rl I I
FAMOUS CAFE MARTI FLOAT
INTO OBLIVION ON WAVE OF WIN
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Of courso dero vns Homo fellers
v lint don t care hen (ley van candl
dntcH vhat Ins raid aboudt dem. Hut
Id vou ai a voter nnd don't caru
A lint liappciiH, BluiHt take a ride In a
ncroplano or otc for Link.
Dero w n lot off talk now an to
l.nw o lss going to hnff n snfo nnd
uncrav rourlli off .Inly In n llttlo
vhllo from now Ucr lis alnB a
lot off ntn kum ioops lint don't know
how to net any thins sane Dey vas
picking up fair In der hands all dcr
tlmo nml Idt Iss n nnder as so many
of dom don't get killed.
Last jenr on der dny vhat o cclo
l.ratc I see a man vliat las der father
off five children, get shmnrt mlt a
big cannon lire crnckcr by holding It
mil Jils hand lien it was lighted.
Veil, ho vill got cilTer It lint ho vill
neffer look dor same, uml dcr lingers
of oiio hand nro roio ot nnd dcr
iss such a inlxiii of things dcr,doctor
i-nys dot Iff nmpiitattnn sets In he
IU half to liaff It uit on.
Speaking off safe mid sane tilings,
jon don't forget der man lint wna
luniilug dcr public orks dcpaltmcnt
of der city. Veil, ho lss safe nnd
sane, ho iss going to quit der Job. Ho
snys as how ho saw a chanco lo bet
ter himself. It lss funny as how ho
could sco a chniico llko dot so quick
lien Idt mis for dcr betterment off
himself nnd der chances for dcr, bet
terment oil der city eio tloatlng
around In laigo gobs but ho oulil
liaff to tnko a look through dcr Lick
Iclescopo to sco dcm.
Dero as a couple off der nuto
tpecdors up last veek for going so
Inst along dcr streets o(T der city
nml bring ,tn mind dot story "Dcr
Quick or dcr Dead." If )ou ns quick
5011 can reach dcr sidovnlk vhen a
auto goes by If )ou don't n quick
inn lss dcr other part olf dor story.
Dero lss n lot off now attachments
on der autos now besides dcr vons
Inn lss put on h der shcrilf Ono
off dor best lss dnr self-starter vliat
don't liaff to ho t rnnked, hut dcr host
thing In dcr auto line lnt could
of the famous Itlihinond case, proicd
Isiilllelent Ineenthe for the four joung
nnd rather ilnshliig Itullaus with their
wiMipluinr to Instltuto lntnnt senreli
for n cyilone isllur or some like place
or infct
IVu Nini'i, tniMllntr lmpreiarlo,
who has hi en booking attractions for
the Maud "bnck-lilnikK," used plentiful
pir.Hiiii.loii nnd prnfaiilt In Ills co
lli mors to lomltKc the reluctant horn
blowers that, despltn I'cle's habitation,
some thlrt miles iiwaj, they ImlMil
iially or collectlvclj were In no Imme
diate danger from a baptism of llro
or lawi
The musicians cl.ilm to hao plnjcd'
nn t Mended engagement cm tho I'n
clllc t'nast. nnd whlh admitting that
inrthiiuakiH might hi Justl eoiislilered
lis a more or less regular Item on tho
ilall mi mi oer tin to, the) bad no
burning desire to gt mii iloei to u
real llo olcnno Thij pulltelj but
noiiB tho less llrml deellueil to lslt
at the shrine of Jee nt Klhitiin,
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SANDERS SLATED FOR
SUPERVISORIAL HONORS
M II Sunders, a bkjclo olllcer, lias
lucn siUctcd 1, the KiilmuM-ltLS as
a iniidlilate foi superx Isor, aiiordlng
lo reports ut the pullio station today.
SaniUrs Is u liustkr, ami It Is exieited
that he will recehe tho iionilnntlon for
supirilKirnl honors on tho Democratic
tkkit
111 fore accepting the polko coinmls
slon, H.imlirM was n bimliiess man Ho
Is will know n idling the wufirfronl,
nml, in cording to n linder of the Iln-
noliilu I KshorniRii's Association, It
Is bllneil the poohls will gllo llllll
their supiiort
NI'.W YOUK. May II - "i:tt tafi
Martin" With iniiro than I ono "mourn
crs" drowning their grief In laughliu
voter, ninld the solemn and liupreis I
Ivc measures or Hie turkey trot, tho
Inmous old callng phco nt llioaiha
' nut Twcnty-slxtli street flnnlcd out'
I ot existence mimew here about day
light this morning. Floated Is tho
onlj word that niciiratcly described'
I tho passing of tho establishment,,
which rode to obliWou on the tidal
wao of wine.
During ItH existence, llrst as Del
monico'B nnd later under the manage
ment of John II Martin, the biilhljng
has had ninny a hectic ommiIiik; but
they wero all somber, dull affairs com
pared with last night's icc!
There was a sprinkling of men nnd
women well known in society, but
nipst of thoso present wero persons
whose ancestors missed the firm trip
of the Ma flower by soveral bouts All
ndmlttcd Hint the) wero bolicmlans,
mid manj of them started In to proc
It b gllng exlilhltlons of glnss blow
Ing. l'rom the liquid standpoint tho
nikel surpassed nil tli inrtlmn
hplnsheH held In this lrlnuv M'M or
i nose prcMiu nail i inu'H 'liirsis ami
nrf llin riuMttl Him tMiliolo, fiT , orliw
Koiinded like hnil on a tin roof A
lnb!e-to-tnble canvass failed lo ills
t If, Uit iniftllltlir fill, 1 f,UB Mlllnil WllilP
rcn reniolelj Not n drop of It t"in
iiruiik iliMiug Hie night
Tow ml the end of the dinner mat
of the nun liei amo Kelilltnetiliil 11 it it
reeking out Mniilu, insisted on o 11
Ing nil oier him rnabloto cntih up
with the boos some of tho more swn '
pathetic men thiow their arms aroiiu I '
tho wnlteis Oiheis tried In ll.ilr ml
fee nt the thought of leaiing Hie
place Siinieoue started the gnme ut
taking knlNos, forks, sail and peppi i ,
tollats and mill, b holders as soun t
lilrs Tlie pill these ni titles In llulr,
pockot.s and v hi u ilio mot In fill I
slim. It soiiuiltd like a glnss iliande i
Her hitting the ilooi
It was In Hit I'ufi Mm tin on tin
night of Juno 21, I'tufi thai the wmlil
tamiius 'I haw tingtd) had Us Inup
lion
The French Laundry
J. AH AD 1 15, Prop.
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Cleaning of Pongees, Flannels, and delicate
fabrics by Abadie's French method, which
restores the garment to its pristine freshness
without wear.
HIGH-GRADE LAUNDERING
777 King Street
Telephone 1 49 1
IMnnril M Itlake, fonntrlj strut
commissioner of Houth .Noiwalk and
kiepir of the almshouse, dropped ilunl
whlh superintending some road work
is- . tyV'5t'J'3t'J5
A llttlo llllo neo n lot tt uunot ,,n.
happen Is n t.elf stoppor den all Miuld'tatocs vliat as shliped to der Coast
110 uuiji ucr tun iiiiini as u 101 01
.lapmicso lint aa running nutos In
lloniilulu 1 tell Mm, Adolph, dom
little blown fellows lss bo smart us
mi thing Doy lss dcr nation vhnt
AERIAL WAR FLEET TO COST
UNITED STATES HUGE SUNS
lss going to enlighten dir orld If
you don't pcllcf It you Hliiisl utih one
off jlcm trying to put up one off dcr
fturtnlns In iter street cars Och, dor
smnrtness shtlcks tight mult , nil offer.
You told me, Atlolpli, as how jou
i"l I gel ono off der relics olT der
'er Maine I guess as how I tun ro-
tiietnbet der Mnluo mid out a ho.no-
a sent back hero bccuiiBo Idt mis
snld as how dey nH full off sonio
Uilng on dor nutsiUo If dey ns one
I alt as bad ns somo of dor "spuds'"
vhat dcr Coast Is sending hero I got
nothing to suy. Dcr potato Is conslil
ercd it honest tcgcluhln uml makes
no pretension to some stnndlng In der
pnclal vorld, but lilt usunlly 1ms n
lieart, lmt lss gnot nnd vhllo, but
dr variety Mint bus Ih-cii coming lure
lately iss gnttlng Into dor moks hands
mlt a black heart dat vns no coot
Anliow, n potato don't got no hulr
That tho plans of the War Depart i
ment for nil AUatlou Corps, litwihlng
tho establishment of an aeroplane
squadron for Hawaii, mentis tho c
penillturo of n nst sum of money, Is
tho contention raised on all sides by
mainland papers, 'llm llrookln titan-dnrd-rnlon
sayB
Tho War Department's plans for the
development of aernuaiillis In thu Ar-,
,., .... illiinliiun.l la. t- ..n. .., .1 n.. L t I ... '
11, II, Wini ll,aUlt HI Dt'Ulf'llll J klillll
son's report to the House, nio on a
scale that will bring this couutr) into
the second rnuk
Wo nro now so far behind Tranco,
(crmnii) and Knglaud In rcsiect lo
nerlal lighting (iinchlnes that It may
lie truthfully said wo are out of tho
rnio. The I'nlted Btatis has no such
need for a 11 Ing force that these three
nations hae, but that Is no tcaton
why wo should not finvo one In keeping
wllh our Molnteil position Aeroplanes
mill guns to destiny them will, of
course llgure largely In Hie ii"xi war:
between llrst class I'owerH Tliartfou'
tho United States cannot afford to b
unpiepared.
Tho War Department contemplates
the orcnul7.it Ion of n mrps of inuo men
mid 120 aeroplane s, lo be distributed
(iMir tho I'ulted Stntes Phhlllpplnes
Hawaii and the Cnnnl one Hut this
cannot be done with n small appro
prlatlon I'rnntc Is spending Unn.onu
thW ear to devolnp her nerlnl branch
,if III,, nrntv ntnl t.nrmnitl ntut Ptiir
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land lime also set nsldn large sums of
money .for llm simo purpose
TralultiR senooiii or "centers oT nvl
ut ion." must ho established by us, mid
ench must have a perfect equipment
miiclilnes, barraiks, workshops
wireless outllts, itc Much moroy will
be required lo do nil this, but It Is not
likely that tho present Congress will
supply It, Judging'froiii tho' House's at
lltude on bntlleslilp'i r Nevertheless
the importance of getting things tin
vlcr wa for the otgii'ilratton of nn
nnrllil illliulriti ,if tlw, mllltnl-. tnrm-
of the ieitiuli Is urn diminished, nor
i an the uiiblli be lulli d to sliep liy In
m Hon on C.iiiliol Hill
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lilr Der Mis ono thing vhat vill keep! In loso Adolph Minn vua coming
dor Mnlno In my mind nnd dat vus'out so fast that I havo been looking
dot nrter der .Mnluo vas sunk a goolup nil on" dor preparations titid nil
inanv jenra dcr golfcnnent rnlsod vice on der stilijitit. In ono papor
iiiouoy to ralso dor Bhlp, nnil den Idt said ns how der mlcrobo gets In
sunk der money to talso doi ship, uiid'dei sebum nnd destroys dor follicles
after dot moiioy vas sunk nnd ilerjtind dcr poies closo up vhllo der
ship rnlBod, dcr ship Iss sunk again,! scalp sets shiny uml bald Say,
nnd her place vill be taken by a ship Adolph, vhnt lit (nines off der mlirube'
vhnt vill he paid for fiotn dur sink Do .vou know?
Inc fund. . I Your filimdt Splegelmvcr.
vn vnithtir" -v,i
lian Swiss Colony
Wine
White, Red and Sparkling of California Vintage
Ma.
A Table Wine
For the Family Trade
Deliveries made to any part, of the city
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Miss Iloso I'llonof worlds rh.im lot tin im-t 11 . n n im t mil W " &r ta e m SMfcr falf lit J 1
ploti fomnto uwlmmcr, petitioned thojat liuun ili. M, ims with tun e I L i H JB
l'nltid8tiiteii Ooveriiiiiein Tor a war- iiptoiis i n in linrici m none in id U flllPPM onrl Al AfPf QTRPPTQ TCI CDUflMC Q101 H 1
ship lo nicompai.v hot on 1. -i swim t i in. Ml.n mmll of f,t nmi, 0 UUttN and MLWKLn i I fltt I b I tLtiJMUpJt dltil W
Ifiniis tho l.'ugllth i liannul ill Julv. It , llnm In t' - i. nil t nut . , id I jJ , N 9
Ilcr roipiest was refused. .nnyvwic: mtb. I ulted Stutra it?&rznXCmnZlJ7W&&?$TVXa I j I IHilegfcBilll llllll1 III I Hill M Bgsg J
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