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POETRY.
~.11I N F
?SAf4' 1 S.- thr fir :i11th I hi-er the wind-3
{1 i o t: t'-i lI"cr nr.' w1]' i'A w -t.t of
11,,., Al I sit hr Y "frl;i
S,'. th- .ir~fts g1:tior. awl1 h'"ir Cue. WiudMh
fii~t, "i' ei (oak is 'Lriot~h th"
Btln :1in,1 t" 1' A4, mnIih they diirLt
i iu ' It!e thr" 1- .th', liii ti
t fI'I 'cl j. an tI / tit "1l t fl,
As' t.r'.,i 7r ptl;to 'tr: .s '' o'. i ~.;
1-.ý c !t i-,1. ..: .!f it', !..rlt v,
Mist n 1.~ }i "n t .!-! .' 1 xuir is'
1,M i.', r':l s r v ".b -i (111.1 -r h_ t iibe
r:i inv.,iIM~hrI l s
t r,' w'it"r" i htti : i.;' rssi hr !+' row,
JBut t1"' shaat^ .i i" 1"r ,;'te'r than1I tstiuht .Inv
Ihi, Isr.lir-t: fit ." s *t:t bit rii_,.". *'rss
.4,,f.fs 1': 4.' It., s e.+ 1i.'r n'st
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inn t-eo ,.. s. i il-RU a¶.:ill -i vert t'u
thet'tis ty t1r~lapW~
'1'i Elr of 'tii. titLU t PC inst
"l, k ill,ofall Pe: t t t'r i' , (1r 'l
;tti f hwrac ; batrs t tiserrs stsetore'
tow to~ Abet t ` ,; w :ter forer at Ir
em s-it, i , 014 !1V'tw tilge, i tht~ 'irt4c~
acto, \"'ib.tr'^`1e froraý`i- iindsis wtll
:,1\ : ('1o V.ii tit : butoui4 r itiffer sowe
to raitigit nls-nit. o t ti uet
COW WOM ertl~ist" tý.iuil aira Eight; she
.1.dkic ethe un oe thaterf'il lawpj"
kec siea tee acot :irth~on. It hap-!i
mdlkn wslt'w whten thyi',there waskt
SiOIRT STORIES FR0I1 HISTORT.
TT y o . I.e w .re of to-dqv,
wo co I t I rlt of . ill re
ward i for liter :rv htlor, arm not
awaro of the ma t. wrdtchel ex
pore 1^ ( f anithhs in e- raiir da(a.
The Ft )ry of literary diseonrnge
men'tts, from H )mgr's (1"!\" down t,,
Hung' Mill-'i suicide is its "d one.
Inicel, th- p "., ty i) autiors .ad
'rt. )wn to he qoi h a reco'.!ntze1 i:i
stitution th'tt -th . p~atal eas f" . i
oil for thot r;li ; I'"`1)' E 1' an
Ilil, cail l the "11 trat of t!:- In
l " i t . itito h
1 s ia t . t t it tI .) ;.S1-.:' t)
re toxi tho -na:i :.t '.v1 > ;uo ! for
reu ption from th ., of a:itkurhIiip,
a> froim thb t of povi rtv.
HRnier is at ine t . first poet,
and tie tir..t leggar of i ate, aniong
01" wn!ients ; he was luliud, and
snag his bah:{ 13 t":o S'. ."" str(ee's
but it is o s orved that his mouth
was inure faeqie'n.la filled with
verie than wit'1 1'rcc 1.
Pla itus, the comiui poet, was 1h)':
t*r off ; he h i" two trsdei; he was
: poet foa i div.'rsion, and helped
to turn a mill in order to gain a
iy 1.ho 1.
Pail at ghise, thi I:.Uiwn, 'l
most ms , ) l a poet as Taoa;o, know
.1r t e l' if .e:1 tr?'.:d . an I was
vit st.%rve 1 to deat !u, be:-.tise he
I ld got enmployma:tt in .o:ie of
thm
'T i:se himncif, the most anliabil
of Lt" poets, hai ,ftkn been !'. A
to barrow a or 'wt f; fi some friend,
it oC ci to pay f "r mo iil'thi an1h
'i te-I ;' " e hua 1 ;'t Ui3 .. 1 t t
'e0., addrtsa...I to lha c A, in
w h i . t . ) bii s t hi l i t o f !o cr - "s
to write b t, n too poor t~ aflord
him., if a c-ile
UIt It 'ivowli ) p "o r V 4n.iiv -
Ti o 84ru ti 19 wi n l
ItC'ian L u ca -" . n time: i. d a
nobb- o nu ( mwin'''he.v w
:n hi old :g.V was , *,a1 oL
Ia r orel we 'ld J
h i Sr. in, it is atr , th 'r''
t'ertia-tts dotd of htul',r R. and it
is a(rt'd that ('aUns ;!! ifl pjiy
". vi ;' .i ft: t 11:; d: "s i es:
I tu!rn t) > a:t:.*., we si
hero :and evru strange i:-stan ,+
at(f e the l dnstin't of 1r.- hi!
Ye!tri oe of t'" p`o'it, h` writers,
sawl on,,:: the h:u; steel m) a of hi.,
*i nt, t;"s; :.nroi~un d: ha ; i 'v frond
lad 1 e.:!g ob!)',-l to k' e1) M t hit
:J! dlay : ,=' 1 t um)t~t out ,,!ný"ly b
night. t hr i h fr"r of his Qr'il'or-<.
Hi LeIt wil! li v. rv reu!arsa>',
itter e ueathing 11 his wro'"i.
anbitanc1ive to t!e di,,"har't. , hi
d(t14 , he gosn on thus : "But ist,
there attii may reuain so'me cre
litors 'nptipal. even after all tias 1
inie ~aul he (ii'.'h15.d of, ini such*
('44t t is mfl iuist wall thatt 4iy, be ah
31o0 i I e 4,il1 to toe sutr'g 's I
the h.st adviantage', and tiiat the
jaurchiaae 'lo aCJ g' to the dtstthairg
iai those deiV w~his h I ow.- to co
cetv so tCu if I cou~ld nao¶, whle
liviai, ,:.t L';ut wuen idead, I inay
he ii40.
('save i'le wot one of the grest
ast gola uses of his tine, ict all his
merit eorild not procure him a br
subsist-nes. Besing airiven, by de
groes, into 8 hiati ed of all mainkini,
trIms t'ae littit pity he fitlih tamonIg
them, he aevt.n ventured at last an
gratefully to impute his cihlamities
0o Proviak nce. In his last agonies,
when tde p)riCst entreated bim to
rely on the justice of Heaven, an I
aak meiev from juan that made him:
"If Go]," he imupiously replie],
has shown me no justice here, what
reason have I to expect any from
him hereafter?" But being an
swered that a asnpension of justice
was no argument that should in
duce usn to doubt of its reality :
"Let me entreat you," continued
his confeinor, "by all that is dear,
to be reconciled to God, your father,
your maker, and friend." "No,"
wickedly replied the exasperated
man, "you know the mannwer in
which he left ine to live ;" (and
pointing toi the straw on which he
wait stretched) "and you see the
mnanner in, which he hais e to 4
dio !"
THE J]4I1 BILLINGS IAPElS.
LFTT:Ifs.
Jak*.-Man's moral and phisikil
life iz : '. uP o> bye laws, and
cIn'stitushnt, and, if- he will take
gooi-kare-ov the 'bye laws the, con
stitushun will take kare ov itself.
The fewer bye laws a man haz
the letbtr, only hiv thews good, and
see to it that they are well eye
e'ih;"d.
I kito ov I ti ov !eln whl' are all
bee laws. and n, eoinstituslitn, and
thin a::in i klo ov smtu men wio
:e all Co1 ititusiorn, and no bye
1,t Ov5.
If I k.tnt hav but one, giv me the
constitushun.
Joha.-Flattery ii a very power
ful etimulknt, but its grate strength
lays in being delikately adminis
teret.
Thare iz sum men who will take
it naz they do-hasty puddin and i milk,
just gap, and awallow.
Honest tlattery stais in the same
relashun tew just praze that interest
dui tew money.
Every man iz entitled tew the in
terest on his munny, and 7 per cent
or flattery wont hurt enny man who
iz honestly entitled tow the prin
CiletI.
Flattery alwus makes a wize man
hnimle titad kerful, but it haz the
same eV111 on a phaool that a band
or usik hli on a plough boes, the
fiast time La hears it.
.An'o.-Doktors are not all cluaks,
u hav got rong noshuns about
this.
DAt. rs, law ers, and ministers
hav n bird row tow ho, tC'yv hav
t14w -h.; with tie kredulity, knave
"v. and f ars iv the people, three ov
the m est d: hn;t trwits in human
:tar tow heundle.
If i wnz a dokter, and understood
mi lizzineas, i shonli doctor my
M1ot' h;i lot the disease take
~art ,,:- it l.
More foiLs are kizred this way
t!'nn *e any other.
It t~in: i:i li tronl!'e tow ,.ktor
il: f.!ks, but tew dnktor the well
If 1 wy' a law.--er i would --quit
to EI !n!:e tho fgt good chance
ifi wair. a rinist~r, and had tew
preach the gospel tewrmi proalen
.h'rc rligi':., nine teithsov them,
w z the reenlt or their fears, and
I he want willing tew gi" me but
f',or hondred and fifty dollars a
ro'mr, I h.:' sto j aY, anfl the rest
af-er harvyst; i ahoul l xese'n mi
1,r"., :v eater that field az a
En,: .-Thare iz nothing more
',1ýs. to a V.nH:u ma':, i (o'm
: (,"g tw si'e down the hill ov
i .t:ate t x) nin teh inkred :1ity.
it i. !»t or tea lwar wisdumn li
"1sz ri uoa thalln hi precept, and in
kredulitv ix ties chil I or preempt ;
thsr. is grate risk in being wize be
iare omur time.
When I swe a vnu ni an who izt
onle us av ,iery thiing he sees, I
thiujz tie wuata more watching than
one who soit iafraid or unthing.
Suspieion aint eapp tew make a
man wits, hut it has made sum
dreaifuil kunnirig krittera.
L unnilig and irino~sense doat gro
4)1 the samie bush vary plenty. but
if they d'., one ov themu iz the thorns,
mind the other the flower,.
L uthA.-rhare is 2 thing. in
this world peaky har& to do, and
nit atre castomuers, one ii kaeping
a distrikt skool, and the other iz,
ticing a mother in law.
Euy maD, or woman, who kan
kcep a district akool, and give gen
eral satislackshun, aint good for
nothing.
A. good distrikt skoolmaster iz
like an undertaker, dreaded bi every
boddy.
It takes a smart woman tew be a
successful mother in law.
I dont think, from what i ken
learn, that this iz a good year for
mothers in law, i hear a good deal
ov komplaint about them.
Thare iz only one way tew suck
cted in the mother in law bizzness,
and that iz, dont run after yureI
children, but keep back, and let'
them hunt for yu.
Good mothera in law dont liv
much nearer than 15 miles ov their
chiliiiea, and mlwub let thne childaen
tu the hB orthQ~e iatJag.
Matthew.-If the young lady, who
you are towing up 5th Avenue,
meets onq or her precious beans,
and she wants t( w hav a few words
with him, it is lily butiful in yu
tew step around the korner, and
let the coin rsashun take place.
Thare iz no statute laws kompel
ling you to do this, but it shows
grate powers or endurance in yu.
Wh an the young lady jines you
agin, and yv ask her what. the talk
was about, she will tell yvi, that he
wanted tew borro five lol!-rs.
This will undoubtedly be the
'truth.
TI."s. -T e world iz ;itt:ng aw
inl wicked, -tl t'iurrupt.
Thoze teniler stanza. "Mary had
a little lam," haz been ov late been I
ridikule:d bi poets who d(nt kno
lati from mutton.
It wont be loag. at this rati, be
fore Rani retch, more profane than
the rest, will cum oat w th p 'e,
offering tow bet 10 dollars that
Mary didn't never liar envy little
lamb at all, nor nothing.
By and by, i expect sum malig
nant puss will pitch into "Old Hun
dred," and "Windsor," and "Green
lands icy Mountain," and sich like,
dear old gems or our infancy.
When ridikule gets tow be so
common, that it takes the pklce ov
philosophy, among sena:ii !e people.!
and even iz en'onraged auung
phools, it iz a sure sighn that ino
rality iz trie:ng tew go down hill,
without enny britehing.
M ir.-Iu say ynl tre about tew
betil life, and want tew begin right,
and yu ask me how tew do it.
First, az to yure religion, mi ad
vice iz, that yu a opt a leetle to a
time.
Commence with this. "di unto
others as yi wou. hv thou do
anti vu."
After yu har got th \ w. 1. l.rnt, i
will gir yu another !o ,e.
The gr.Lto trabbl.0 with nu begin
nerr ix, they utdertr.;e tw raise
more r"ligion than they km lift.
and the k nseqz eitet i.. trteeg'it
dM!i uraged, and lozo their grip.
To rautch religion iz the wist
thing in the world tw lft.
As for politis keep o(t ov them.
az a bizziiess, vu kauit bo a success
ful pi lytician, in Na York citty, un
less yu keep a grocery, and sell rum
Ii the drink.
A man mite as well undertake
tew make money uith a toll gate,
in the center or a 50 nk'r lot, that
want fenced in, ax tew soekceed in
pollytiks, in Nu York cittv, without
enny grocery.
Az for the bizznoss yu intend tew
Poller, einiy thing that iz hon'st, iz
honorabel, butt i waids't be a boss
hockey, for i dont kart how pin. n
man iz, swopping losses will make
him kitreless.
In refersnce tow go` ting marrid.
i hav got but one rule for that,
whith dint vary, Murry Yung, and
marry fur luu!"
This will win seven times out of
ten, arid the other three times are
resp)ektabel blun lers tew imiake.
Stock Raisinig in Trims.
The St. Louis Ieputblican says.
" there is no other pursuit or busi
ness so profitable, and stock men
are ri gtu de l am the most wealthy
sf4 l Bp~ropros inl tie iState. If
this is the case iow when cattle are'
so cheap and irinspoit-otion to long
and d;mcunlt,' whaot will it be in a'
short time who a railroads will pen
etrate the iotock region? It may
not be -out of place to give a few
instances of large fortunes wade in
the business in the last ten or fif
teen years on the lower Rio Grande.
About thirty-eight miles west of
Corpua Christi is the ranche of a
Mr. Kennedy. It contains 150,000
acres enclosed in a strong board
fence, forty miles long. Mr. K. has I
49,000 head of cattle in his pasture,
and is said to have expended $100,
000 in fencing and other buildingsI
connected with his business. Mr.
Richard King's ranche on teGr
trudes, not far from hebay, ms aid
to be still larger, and. to contain
182,000 aires and 704300 head of~
neat cattle, and 20,000 horses, be
sides several thousand sheep and
-Au early. sjring-jnmpinag out
ofibed atfye o'clock in the morn
THE ART OF GI i LI\G.
Giggling girls constitute a large
number of the sex tor.neil, with
more gallant;v than justice. in these
days of wontfln's rights, fair. They
are co ppcIous o lly enough,
more by the absence of any great
vice than by the presence of any in
finitesimal virtue. Such specimens
you meet with everywhere-they
cannot be limited peaceably or for
cibly, and are distinguished by a
class peculiarity-they giggle. The
phrase, we confess, is somewhat un
translatable, for it is an etymologi
Cal nudity, and absolutely meaning
less. The art of giggling is more
readily explained, for it is pictur
ewlue in its abrnptues3, scientific in
development, fascinating in delivery,
and graceful at the depth.
(ighling, a'ccrding to Webster,
is a "kind of laugh with short
catches of the voice and breath." The
bareness of the definition is only
equaled by its uniiitclligibility. The
better pl:tn to un lerstniad the word
and its actions is personally to en
couute: a gigh (er, ani si will
elaberately 1isip'a., in all its ale
'iance of outl te and siml'diits of
'eaai!, the beauty and quality of the
giggle. The omnipresence of the
giggler saves a le, of trouble so,
without delay, yeu p,'unge it we
dia res. You wish her good day.
She smiles. Inquire " her health.
Another smiile. Hope her parents
are well. The sniiles 1 : thenm.
Emboldened at vo:ir fav -"t' le re
eIption, although in doubt as to
what has caused the repeated
smiles, you cough a little and, with
an air of thi dcepest interest, asks
her opinion of the latest drama at
Wallack's. Smiles in re!,ly. Does
she admire Hamlet ? A faint titter
is the reqlonse. Perhliance now
you venture the perftctly truthful
remark that it looks like rAin, and
that if it rains it will be wet. At
once you have evolve 1 out of the
depth of her inner conscientious
ness a genuine giggle. Watch its
appearance in its three stages of
dcv'lopment, a la. Compte, birth,
maturity, decay-and spectroscope
the result with you pen for the
benefit of science.
The giggle commences at the
mouth, with certain twitches in the
neighborhood of that organ. The
lips part, the teeth-mute witnesses
of the dentist's skill-are exposed
to view. The teeth unclasp, and,
snake-like, the tongue appears coiled
up in the background. Next the
head is slightly irehod and thu eyes
slowly close. At the eyes, then, the
giggle matures. The ey.s clo.-ie in
earnest, the nostrils dilate, and for
a time giggle play around the rav
isbing nose like lightning about a
mountain peak. The fascinating
face becomes wrinkl d and shows
as many lines of beauty-in the
Hogarthian vein-as an India a
ber head stretehcd to an angle of
forty five degrees. At this stage
the giggler is supposed, lv hcrself.
to be bewitching, and so, to heighten
the effect aird the general enchant
ment there theni is a reduplicated
fluttering of the wand like fan, a
depression of the he:Ld and inclina
tion of the form. Rhe third period
of development is now uskered in.
The giggles begin to grow beauti
fully loss, a fierce conflict between
the centrifugal and centripetal
forces, the convolutions becomes
more and more refined, tlhe giggles
shorten, eyes open, teeth shut,
mouth closes-and the giggle iis
oter.
Goon LAWOUAGE.-Young people
should acquire the h hbit of correct
speaking and writing, and aban
don as early as possible any use of
slang words or phrases. The longer
you put this off the more difflcult
the acquirnment of correct language
will be; and if the golden age of
youth, the proper season for the
acquisit'on of langoage, be passed
in its abuse, the unrortunate victim
will mast probably be doomed to
i talk slang for life. You have mere
Ily to use the language which you
read, instead of the slang which von
hear, to form a case in agreement
with the best ussekeus and poets in
the country.
-Teme deageroua kind of a
bat, that omudimus jta at sight, i
B briek-bat.
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