mmmm*mjpm THE PRINCETON UNION ByR. C. DUNN. PUBLISHED EVERY THURSDAY. TERMS, $1.00 Per Year in Advance. $1.25 If Not Paid in Advance. OFFJCE FIRST S EAST 6 COURT HOUSE, Q. i. STAPLES, BuBlness Manager. A. A. CASWELL, Editor. THE whole country rejoices at the tidings of the improved condition of Mrs. McKinley. Now it is the machinists who are striking. As most of them are black smiths anyway the announcement is not'astonishing. FOREIGN dispatches speak of the lagthing, the odelthing and the' stor thing. Can anyone infurm us what the^e damthings are? IJAS anyone seenjadam Bede lately? Ttie^Pii&on Minor is being conducted on the lines of our oldtime friend, the Budget, and we begin to fear-! THERE will be no hell hereafter in the church of the United Brethren of Christ. The word has been dropped for the less objectionable one. "hades." THE philosopher of the Plison 3Iu ror observes that "what might have been can just as well happen afterward, if you've only the grit to see that it does MONDAY'S papers state that the boom for Hanna for president is as sured There is likely to be a "stren uous"'fight before the matter is fully settled PROSPERITY in this country means an increased consumption of manufac tured products and an increased de mand for manufactured products means added prosperity. HE enterprising Delano Eagle print ed a grapevine report that Mrs. Mc Kinley was dead in its last issue. This is one time that "enterprise" was a little too previous. HE rapidity with which the insur gents in tne Philippines are coming in to surrender must be extremely dis pleasing to Mr Towne. He will pro ceed to gnaw another file, ST PAUL will soon be singing, "Woodman, spare that trree." Thou sands of the boys will be there with their axes, out the man with the ham mer wont be found in their ranks. HE people of Minnesota should do something to preserve the old frigate bearing the name of the State from de struction Such historical relics will be of priceless value to our posterity. DEATH called 10 his last long rest Gen John Fitz Porter last Tuesday afternoon Gen. Porter served as a volunteer in the civil war, and Tater filled many places of honor and trust HE politicians appear to have de feated the people in Iowa. The people wanted to bestow added honors upon Maj Conger, but the wire-pullers got in their work quietly and bis boom sleeps HE premium list of the annual State fair is out offering better induce ments than e\er to prospective exhibi tors Undei the present management the State Agricultural society has gained a high lankall o\erthe coun try VOLUME I, No 1, of the Fairmont Daily \m nc1 reached our exchange table yesterday It presents a splen did appearance typographically and is just a& newsy as Bro. Day can make it. There is apparently a good field for a dailv there IT doe&n pay to tell fish stories when a warden is around. Two prom inent St Paul men told of catching about 400 trout more than the law al lows and Sam Fullerton is after them. If he collects at $10 per, the game and fish commission will have about $4,000 oil inspection money to blow. CHINA wanted the United States soldiers to stay when the orders came for Gen ChafiVs army to leave for the Philippines The provost marshal^ in replying to the committee which pre sented tne petition, informed them that Uncle Sam was not maintaining an army for the purpose of giving them a good municipal government Now hear the antis howl again MISSOURI may not alwajs" punish crime as it should, but a Kansas City judge pionounced a very appropriate sentence on a "masher'1 t.rx.V? r8W .V^HlSS^^^^m there last Monday A young man who had been at tempting to force his attentions upon a shop girl was brought before him, and after hearing the evidence the judge fined him $500 and remarked "that's what all mashers will get this court." ..Jgf-'W .r.fwjjgsS MINNEAPOLIS &baJ P&ul are grow ing to be quite metropolitan. A week does not pass now without a murder or two anclf other incidents of a like na ture to remind the public at large how nearly these cities resemble the,oldear towns d? tiheicoiintrV A NEW sect of agnostics has been "formed ih*Oh'io in which it is provided that the followers make an agreement^ for divorce before the marriage cere mony is performed. The 'creed of the. society is said to be based dn the teachings of Bob Ingersoll. N EW YORK and St. Paul newspapers are quarrelling over the removal of President Hill to New York. One sicte says she will and the cither fteolar^ that he wont*while the rest of us are content to believe that the world will continue to ngalfce, rW^diurnal revokw tions wherjr|j$e|S&y decide tolo cate. HE great panic of a fortnight ago on the stock exchange appears to have had no bad effect on trade. Stock activity continues acid the outlook is splendid. There was a time not many years ago when there would have been a financial crash\which would have '''staggered humanity-" had such a panic occurred. BRAINERD is making preparations to entertain the Third regiment in a splendid manner when it arrives at that city next month. A fund is being raised to defray the expenses of put ting the camp ground in condition and for reception besides. This enterpris ing town never does things by halves and the bovs naturally anticipate a very enjoyable visit. AFT ER discussing the proposed amal gamation of the Democratic and Pop ulist forces of the State, the Minne apolis Journal says that the Democrats have been kicking people out of their party for the last five years in the hope that at length a "harmonious remainder" might be secured. It then calls upon Editor Johnson, or any other good political mathematician to divulge just how large this remainder will be. ^COL-JfAN HORNE says that the effect of abolishing the canteen at his post has been to transform Fort Sheridan into a prison. A Chicago divine was appointed by his brethren to investi gate the conditions and when he stated in introducing his report that he be lieved that the canteen should be rein stated, they would hear no more and passed a resolution favoring the pres ent conditions. The preachers and the army officers are having a bad time with the canteen question. HIBBING had a little fire the other day, a loss of $1,700 This is the bare fact but behind it lies a tale of heroism that would not have been surpassed had the loss been multiplied a thou sand times In the little building de stroyed were stored fourteen cases of dynamite and when this fact became known all but four of the fire-fighters and spectators fled. These four re mained and while some of them fought fire the otaers secured the dynamite and carried it to a place of safety. But for their heroic conduct a hole in the ground would probably maris the spot where Hibbing stands and hundreds would ha\e been mourning for loved ones. BUFFALO extremists are endeavor ing to close the exposition on Sundays and will invoke the aid of the "blue laws'" which have long been inoper ative. The chances are that after the} ha\e made monKeys of them selves for a season they will come to their senses and things will move along as of yore. If these people really wish to keep visitors from evil it is better for them to allow the Sunday opening instead of attempting to force them to attend church. The visitors wont do it unless they want to and the chances are ten to one -that if the exposition is closed a majority will go somewhere where the influences run counter to those of the church. IF Great Britain continues to mon key with its fat" tjariff# there will be^no need for subsidizingijur merchantmen. Tne Mai me Joui nal predicts that ?5rit- ish shipping will be hit above anil be low the water line by the new war measure which imposes an exporuduty on eoa}. If,the government abate, this tax. and it is not likely to listen to-this suggestion, the business of the coal ports will be paralyzed. This wind that blows across the Atlantic Will blow good to American coal producers and shippers. I twill be a favoring gale to fill the sails of our already large coal fleet and to increase it. I is the Yankee coal man's opportunity to push his product into foreign mar kets. Incidentally it might to help our shippingwhich needs it gtiuvmu^ Paragraphs Collected mt Our Exchange Table. ADMITS THE DEAD ISSUE. Mr. Bryan, in a recent edftorial Irf his Commoner, says he still adheres to the Omaha platform, which\must mean ,%hat he is still for the free coinage of ilver at the ratio of 16 to 1. If this is rue, the great- mass of his admirers fand followers are not with him. They are forced by the progress of events to admit that free silver is a dead issue. {The increasing output of gold is alone enough to make it a dead issue. There is plenty of money now and everybody knows it. The reform forces must drop free silver if they ever hope to win.Hutchinson Independent. "INDUCEMENT" SEEKERS. It is cheap and easy to sneer at par tisan newspapers, but you always know where the honest partisan newspapers are, while many of those professing independence can only be located after they have ascertained which side has the most inducements to offer.Biexo ster Tiibune AN ASTONISHING COMFORT. "A dispatch, colored for the benefit of the administration, says that the ex ports of Porto Rico have lahen off since the hurricane. Why not tell the truth and say that they have fallen off since American rule" obtained in the island?" Thus does the St. Paul Globe reftlge to admit the great hurricane of 1899 into any partisanship of Porto Rican sources of woe. It is astonish ing what comfort some American journals seem to take in representing their country as an oppressor of man kind.Duluth News-Tnbune "5* *$* *5* NO CAUSE FOR ALARM. When the great nations of Europe shall reduce their military and naval establishments to the same size, in proportion to population, a9 those of the United States, and shall thus be enabled to use in productive industry the millions of men and oceans of treasure now devoted to the mainte nance of a worse tnan useless pageantry, then, and not till then, will they, in combination, be able to compete with our country with any shadow of suc cess then, and not till then, will America listen with alarm to reports of trade alliances against her.Pioiteei Press, CAPT. WHITNEY'S OPINION The question of congressional candi dates is too remote to permit of satis factory discussion, but I am inclined to take exception to the claim of a dis tinguished political leader of the dis trict that location or geography will cut no figure, especially under the new election law. If Mr. Eddy is a candi date he will receive support from his old counties where he is best kaown, as against any man in the new counties of his district. If Senator Young is a candidate, he will have the votes from the counties in his immediate vicinity, and so with Lieutenant Governor Smith. If Speaker Dowling is a can didate, the people who best Know him, in the old Second district counties, will certainly vote for him. The primary election law is likely to be an eye opener to many an old politician. Mai shall News-Messenger. THE DAY IS COMING. Sooner or later the Southern men who are Republicans in all essential beliefs will break away from the Dem ocratic organization. They will vote as they think, not as ancient prejudice compels them. It will be a grand good thing for the country when there is a strong Republican party with white leaders in all the Southern states. Boston Jom nal. Wanted. One thousand tamarac telephone poles along the, route Minnesota Rural Telephone company's Princeton-Cam bridge line. See or address, C. T. JOHNSON, Mgr. THE PBDTCETOtt TTNION:^ THTJBSDAY, MAY 23s \*OlJ EDITOR PROFESSIONAL CARDS. O.C. TARBOX, M. D.f PHYSICIAN AND SUBGEON. Office over Jack's Drug Store Residence Cor Central ave and Oak street -Telephone 18 Princeton, J.A. ROSS, I Here AJS PATS THE GOVERNOR. The Independent will not congratu1 late Governor Van Sant he does not need it along witn the clear conscience he must have. But the Independent does congratulate Minnesota on having such a governor. From the time that Governor Van Sant was sworn in to the present moment he has made a spotless record of duty performed without fear or favor. He has done the right thing in the right place every time, and some of the problems which came before him would have tested the wisdom of the best states men. The Independent, knowing the history of Minnesota, feels secure in saying that the piesent record main tained the rest of his term will easily mark Mr Van Sant as the best gov ernor the State ever had. Winona In dependent Mmn I .C. COONEY,, M. 0., PHYSICIAN AND SVRGEON. Office and Residence Townsend. Block Princeton,* ATTORNEY AT LAW.^ Office in Carew Block, Mam Street Princeton. BUSINESS CARDS. ALIHER. & SMITH, BARBER SHOP & BATH BOOMS. A fine lme of Tobacco and Cgars Mam Street, Princeton E. A. ROSS, VNDEBTAKER. Coffins and Caskets, from the cheapest to the best grades always on hand An embalming fluid used which brings dis colored corpses back to natural color Also dealer in granite and marble monuments Princeton Minn A W. VARNEY, FREIGHT AND DBAYING. All orders for hauling freight and moving will receive prompt attention Stand at feausser store Princeton Minn D. SMITH, Dealer in FBESH AND SALT MEATS, Lard Poultiy Fish an-d Game in Season Telephone 51 Princeton Minn Do not Forget that I R. D. BYERS I keeps a good nne of up-to date goods and when 5 ou -want anything in the dry goods grocerv or shoe line call and see him before you buy I Is no trouble to show goods even if you do not wish to buy now and we are I is the place to get the best goods for the least money as it has always been at The New Store i on the old corner. 4 constantly getting in new goods which you ought to see O.H.BUCK O.J. CRAVENS BUCK &. CRAVENS, Blacksmiths. All kinds of Blacksmithing neatly and promptly done. We make a specialty of HORSESHOEING and PLOW WORK. Firs WAGONS AND: BUGGIES Manufactured and Repaired by PETERSON & NELSON. Satisfact on guaranteed .n Woodwork as well as in Blacksmithing Horse~Shoeing a Specialty W. P. CHASE, Hanager. "AT FRANK PETERSON Op.Sadley Mill. N.M.NELSON S. LONG Has built up a splendid business and earned an enviable reputation by handling only dependable SHOES. AGENTS FOR W.LDOUGLAS SHOES BEST IN THE WORLD. Take comfort by using one of our Blue Flame Wickless Oil Coo Stoves. Come in and see them, they are the 6fcst~ining a Oil Stove that's made. Jft^cetfieadquajbte-r/fdr Ice Cream Freezers^ HammoclS. We sell Hardware and Furniture at right prices. 1 Princeton Hardware Co. I B. K. EVENS, Manager. PRINCETON. Foley Bean Lumber Company Manufacturers and Wholesale Dealers in White Pine Lumber, Lath and Shingles. Also Sash, Doors, Mouldings and a Com. plete Stock of Building Material. They met in Princeton! farmers |(now 1 The quality of barley used in making HAMM'S BEER None but the best could make so good a brew 4 Supplied by agents everywhere, or 4* THEO. HAMM BREWING CO., St Paul. Minn. One was from Ohio and the other from Indiana. One was a shipment of "Genuine Maple Syrup" and the other was a bie case from the Hoosier State of those bright new "Roasters The place of meeting was at "Walker's." One will be sold in quantities from a pint up to uit all needs and the other will be given away free to advertise the quality and freshness of our groceries. resh Berries, Lettuce, Asparagus, Cabbage, etc., Save your tickets and buy your groceries at Walker's. Walker's Burlington By Daylight Along the Mississippi The most beautiful river scenery in the world ib between St. Paul and Chi.-ago Our "Scenic Express"' leaves Mmneapohb 7 30AM, St. Paul 8 0J A. and reaches Winona 11 30, La Crosse 12 14 P. M., Dubuque 3 44, and Chicago at 9 35 p. M. An interesting and comfortable trip. Ask Your Home Agent toTicket You by the Burlington. PRINCETON. 1 4 daily. Te5. 23 ~l .mi INCIESAMS MONOG] WHISKEY The recognised stan4ad\ Dealers and Drugiists sell it 5T.PAULft:B &*NZ MIHNEAP0U& SONS, i 1 IK- 'if