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Democratic Tretonifs tutioci in Terms
of Patriotic Kl(.qir:ija.
When aroused to mttilpctual indig
nationhis emotions an singularly
well under control at nil timesSen
ator Ingalls is the most energetic,
brilliant, aggressive, peitinont, and if
need be, withering of poliiic.il orators.
His masteily comma nd of language,
the accumulative force of his faultless
rhetoric, the \igor and originality of
his ideas in logical expression, the au
dacity of his antitheses, and the dom
inant fact that he is never without the
courage of his convictions, make him
a man to be feared as ell as admired.
He is to the American what Cicero was
'to the Roman Senate, and his philip
pics, as his speech on the Pension bill
attests, are as punitive of the culprit
Democracy ns ever were the invectives
of the patriotic judge of conspirators
against the peace, dignity and honor
of the State of Rome.
I coming to the defense of the
soldier interests it is the business of
the Democracy to assail whenever it is
expedient, Mr. Ingalls was as much in
spired by enthusiasm as impelled by
indignation, and the ringing sentences
hurled defiantly, but with a nice regard
to parliamentary courtesy, at the op
position had in them the ardor of a
sincere sympathizer with the advo
cated cause. Whatever may be the
differences of individual opinion as to
the attitude of the fiery Senator rela-.
tive to certain points in his seemingly
impulsive speech, there can be but one
view of the soundness and irresistible
right of Jus deductions. His stand as
siues lum of the gratitude of the
-.oldiers, whose lights he insists must
be regarded and allowed, and the at
tempt of Senator Blackburn to have it
'appear that he maligned the dead,
memoiy of whom is*precloils to the ex
soldien of the Union army, will not
detiact from the respect and admira
tion wo by his emphatic support of
i he measure the Democrats are deter
mined shall figure as a partisan issue.
Vigor of language is necessary when
-a body of men ostensibly loyal to the
principles of the Union, sit menacing
in. judgment against the just appeals
of the defenders of that Union, threat
ening the legislative body with the
displeasure of an Executive who sits in
authority as the representative, not of
the uhole people against party, but of
a party against tho idea of National
(unity, harmony and justice. Senator
(Ingalls exposed the misiepresentations
a nd ponctrated the sophistry of the
Democratic politicians wh have tried
on the one hand to make it appear that
the petition of the G. A. R. was an in
solent demand, and on the other hand
to insinuate against the champions of
the Union soldieisand sailors that they
are seeking only to foster political sen
timent for selfish purposes.
Senator Blackburn could make no
"more effective reply to the Kansas Sen
ator's scathing arraignment of the
Democrats than the reiteration of the
feeble jest of one of his colleagues,
that Ingalls was stirring up for himself
a Presidential "boom." A more paltry
evasion of the imperative issue present
ed by the speech of Senator Ingalls
could not well be attempted, and comes
contemptibly from a man of Senator
Blackburn's professsed intelligence,
whose only other reply was deliberate
misrepiesentatiouof Ingalls' clear and
unmistakable declaration. Th Dem
ocrats have persistently falsified the
attitude of the Union soldier, as they
have continuously falsified the facts
and figures relating to the pensioners
and would-be pensioners of the gov
ernment established by the Union sol
diers. Tho declaration that there were
but eight thousand Southern sol
diers arms at Appomattox at
the time of Lee suriender is not
wider of the truth than the assertion
that half the men who weie in the
Union armies are now on the pension
rolls and neither is more delibeiately
untrue than the repeated malign at
tempts to define the motives of the
'soldier and the friend of the soldier.
Senator Ingalls smote with irresistible
thrust the pretenses and affections of
the Democrats so apparently zealous
to conserve the right of the many, and
placed before them an issue so plain
that no subteifuge or artifice will
enable the Democrats of the Senate
and House to escape putting them
selves squarely on record for or against
the dependent Union soldier as a
Union soldier. If the Democrats in
sist, as they seem determined to in
sist, on making the soldier question a
political issue, they will find that there
yet exists in the United States enough
loyalty to the Union and to the soldiers
of the Union to sweep the Democracy
out of existence on that issue alone.
Chicago Inter Ocean.
THE INEVITABLE RESULT.
Why Tariff-Tinkering Is Bound to injure
tlio Working Classes.
With tho tariff on steel rails at the
present figure foreign manufacturers
are able to enter the American market
and lay down their products, after
adding ocean transportation and cus
toms charges, at a price which leavgs
only a nairow margin of profit to the
home manufacturer who meets i I
other words, the rail-makers of Amer
'ica, with all the advantages of im
proved processes and plants, an inex
haustible supply of iron ores almost
at theii mill doors, and a market close
at hand, find it no easy matter, even
with the aid of a duty of seventeen
dollars per ton, to compete with mills
whose product must be freighted a
distance of three thousand miles, and
then pay an import tax. Take away
any part of this import tax, and you
leave the American manufacturer but
one alternativeeither to close down
his works and leave his costly plant to
rust in idleness and his workmen and
their families to starve, or else reduce
the cost of production by reducing
wages. That is what it comes to at
last. Th American working-man must
stand the brunt of the Democratic
policy of wholesale cutting-down of
customs taxation.Chicago Mail.
'It is as un-American as mon
archy and as treasonable as secession.
This utterance is found in the annual
message of Governor Rusk, of Wiscon
sin, and is applied to anarchy. It would
be almost as complete and appropriate
a characterization for the Democratic
party. St. Louis Globe-Democrat,
BENEFITS O PROTECTION.
A Tariff Properly Adjusted
Blessings Over All.
The scale of protective duties should
be so adapted as to secure the right of
every owner of land to provide for his
present wants and the future of his
family and to add to the wealth and
power of his country by developing
and bringing into profitable use all the
resources of his estate, whether they
be the products of the farm or those
of the forest, the mine or the quarry*
The land-owners of a nation, however,
are not that portion of its citizens
who are mo st dependent upon the
maintenance of a system of duties which
should, under all the vicissitudes of
trade and changes, in the course of
international commerce, defend their
rights for though commercial depres
sion may prevent them from maki ng
profits to be hoarded or expended in the
improvement of their estates, they may
prooure sustenance from them. But it is
not so with the landless millions. Their
estates consist of their thawm. and
sinews of the training of tl
and hands to quick co-operat
of their taste for and aptne
production of the attractive
texture and color of invent:
which enables them, by
nations of mechanical prin
applications of scien ce to
increase the productive power of a
tions. These and the like aptitudes
constitute the estate of millions of
people who are known as artists,
artisans, laborers, or by other terms of
designation and who have the right
to demand that their estate also shall
be defended by the nation, though
their defense shall require other
agencies than the power of a navy and
army. Th daily wag es of these toil
ing millions are the units of measure
ment by which their estates are told,
and their means of comfort and health
ascertained. And, I repeat it is the
duty of government so to adjust the
regulation of its trade and com
merce as to secure its own people
whatever benefits are to be derived
from the development of the material
resourc es of the country and the con
version of its native raw material into
A tariff adjusted to these aims
would protect every branch of indus
try, yet would not call into existence
a single monopoly. I would, like a
beneficieut Providence, shed its bless
ings over all, and prevent the recur
rence of such seasons of suffering, de
pression and want as occurred be
tween the close of the war and the
going into effect of the tariff of 1824
between the overthrow of protection
by the Compromise act of 1833 and
the adoption of the tariff of 1842 or
again, such as followed the free-trade
tariff of 1846, in spite of the fact that
our gold fields had, in a single decade,
yielded $1,100,000,000. Here was a
direct and unexpected gift from Provi
dence, bestowed for the purpose of
proving, even to the willfully blind,
the truth that a protective tariff is the
only defensive instrumentality known
to modern industrial warfare and
that, by securing the prosperity of all against*
classes of the people, and thus avert
ing long seasons of idleness and dis
tress, it is, while apparently a law for
the benefit of producers only, in fact
a boon to those who neither sow nor
reap, but are consumers only.Will
iam D. Kelley, in Forum.
DRIFT OF OPINION.
a^gf'The Republican party is a party
of intelligence. I does not regard
any man necessary to its existence.
N. Y. Press.
'TheConfederate soldiers would
not accept pensions, God be blessed!'1
says Senator Vest. Bu they have
never had an opportunity, God be
blessed.Kansas City Journal.
JSgyMr. Bayard thinks that the
American fishermen have gained much
by the new fishery treaty. They have,
to be sure. They have gained a great
contempt for Mr. Bayard.San Fran
JUST'Brer. Morrison went in for hori
zontal reduction of the tariff and failed.
Statesman Mills goes in for zig-zag
reform. Th tariff is not as full of in
consistencies as the free traders.At
lanta Constitution (Dem.).
JSQT'At a meeting to organize a uni
formed Democritic club in Southern
Illinois the other evening a motion
was made by an enthusiastic admirer
of Pension Commissioner Black that
the name of the organization should
be the Black Guards, but the proposi
tion was voted down by an overwhelm
ing majority.Chicago Inter Ocean.
JfifcapThe trouble with the Democrats
who think they detect a discrepancy in
speeches delivered by Senator Sher
man at different times is their failure
to understand that a man whose views
are worth having can not tell all he
knows in a single evening. Mr. Sher
man is not a Democratic statesman.
Jg@~The Republican party is pecul
iarly rich in good Presidential timber,
and there can be no reason why the
friends ol this man or that should not
work like beavers to nominate the
candidate of their choice. Indeed, it
is the peculiar virtue of the Republican
party that it is not a one-man party,
and that no man has an exclusive
claim to the nomination. I the Dem
ocratic party it is "treason," and "con
spiracy" to speak of any body but Mr.
Cleveland. Milwaukee Sentinel.
Long Live the Veterans.
A long as the Grand Army of the
Republic remains to voice the convic
tions of the old soldiers of the war of
the rebellion, there will be no doctrine
of revolution or disunion, or of exalta
tion of treason, or of submission to the
nullification of the fruits of that war,
against which it will not protest, and,
if needs be, its protest will be backed
by the whole force of organized re
sistance. Th Union and the wel
fare and prosperity of the entire coun
try is the inspiration of the Grand
Army of the Republic Divorced from
politics, it is yet a power in the higher
and purer politics whose influence is
felt rather than perceived in the po
litical arena. Long may the Grand
Army continue a potent factor in pro
moting the patriotic impulses ox the
country. Syracuse (N. Y.) Journal.
It is a singular fact that the man
who is always in a pickle doesn't pre
serve his temper.
A man discovers when he isn't
wanted by a tardy process of reason.
The woman discovers it instinctively,
Decapitation is sometimes the only
remedy for that peculiar disease popu
laily called "the big head."Spring*
While some ladies desire only the
latest novelties in ribbons, there are
others who prefer those of a moire an
An itinerant preacher, who ram
bled in his sermons, when requested to
stick to his text, replied "that scatter
ing shot would hit the most birds."
In tho Volapuk language the word
for dollar is "doab." Bu it will be
just as hard as ever to borrow one
A correspondent asks "if it is real
ly true that Job was troubled with
boils." There can be no doubt that he
as if he had them.Binghamlon Re-
virtue in vinegaf.'V
i 8^^^^Mt^*us rt ople
do not dosupports its sf"
There is great virtue in horse
shoes. A woman who had a trifling,
drunken husband for years, nailed a
horseshoe over her door, and her hus
band ran away with the hired girl be
fore a month.
It is always one of the really inter
esting things in this world- to hear a
young woman express her candid opin
ion of the other young woman whom
her husband might have married.
Journal of Education.
Young Mr. Sissy (to pretty cousin)
"Do you know, Maude, that I have all
my hats made to order?" Pretty cousin
"They are lovely, Charley." I sup
pose the dealers don't carry such a
small size in stock."Epoch.
Professor"Perpetual motion, in
the accepted sense of the term is impos
sible. Can you think of apiece of ma
chinery that operates without an im
pelling force?" "Yes, sir." "What is
it?" A gas meter."Lincoln Jour
It is the most wideawake girl that
never thinks of filling the lamps until
after dark. She is never so absent
minded as to forget that it is her after
noon off and go right on scrubbing un
til the stars peep out above the distant
It is related that "Maria Mitchell
has discovered eight comets and has
never worn a Worth dress." Ah
show us the woman who has worn eight
Worth dresses and has never discovered
a comet, and we will show you true
feminine happiness. Kansas City
"Is there any such thing as law in
this country?" asked a man excitedly
after a verdict had been rendered
him. "Certainly there is,"
was the soothing reply." "Well, I'
like to know what it's good for?"
"For the lawyers to make a living out
What Poets and Philosophers Have Found
to Say on tho Subject.
Thom as Moore differs from me, for
he .vrites, quite oblivious of Lavater:
In vain we fondly strive to trace,
The soul's reflection in the face,
In vain we dwell on lines and crosses.
Crooked noe and short proboscis,
Boobies have looked as wise and blight
As Plato and the stagyente
And many sage and learned skull
Has peeped through windows dark and dull
Noses have, however, been held in
respect for many reasons by the learned, heads of* cabbage a"da7durhig the p"ii
A an oracle the old writers held that
it was a sure sign of faithful affection.
Writes Rouister: "Did my nose bleed
in your company?" And, poor wretch,
just as she said this, to show her true
heart, her nose fell a bleeding. Bleed
ing of the nose did not always indicate
this, however, as the learned Grose
pleaded, for he held: "If a nose bleed
one drop only, it forebodies sickness if
three drops, the omen is still worse."
While Milton, ho wrote the "Astrolo-
gist," said: "Hainan's nose bleeds
one drop at the left nostril it is a sign
of good luck." Dekker, on the other
hand, held that the principal use of
the nose was to foretell the coming of
We shall ha' guests to day
My nose itcheth.
There are lots of expressions in popu
lar parlance, too, to show how impor
tant the nose is considered. For in
stance, one speaks of a dupe as a per
son who is "led by the nose," and Iao-o
says of Othello:
He was led by the nose as asses are. Tgs*
Paying through the nose," again, is
held to be a condition of too much
trustfulness, and Grimm says that this
saying had its origin in an old practice
of King Odin, who levied a tax of a
penny on every nose or poll. "Tweak
ing" the nose indicates not only a nose
puller, but a nose owner who is weak
enough to let people wring his probos
cis and not only did Papists in the eld
days slit the noses of the Protestants,
and Roundheads slit the noses of cava
liers, but in the war of 1877-78 theMon
tegrins generally cut off the noses of
all the Turkish prisoners that they
ehanced to take.
Still, though suffering the occasional
indignity of a tweak, a good nose only
belongs to the clever mana man who
is able to find out secrets. For, as the
Latin poet says:
Non cuicunque datum est habere natum,
which freely rendered into English
means: It is not given to every body to have a nose
Still, as I have remarked, the nose is
not treated with the respect that it
should be, and this is possibly because
it is often the medium of ridicule. Yo
will remember Barham's lines:
The sasristan expressed no words
To indicate a doubt,
But he put his thumb unto his nose
And spread hisfingersout.
Naturally the hands placed tandem in
front of the nose put the organ itself in
some peril, and hence it gets hit occa
sionally in a fight, as witness Hudibras,
who notes that:
Those who in quarrels interpose
Must often wipe a bloody nose
"Didn't Know It Was Loaded
The young man fell dead!
A friend had pointed a revolver at him.
He didn't know it was loaded!'
We often hear it stated that a man is not
responsible for what he does not know.
The law presupposes knowledge and there
fore convicts the man who excuses crime
"If I had only known" has often been an
unfortunate man's apology for some evil
unknowingly wrought, but in a matter of
general interestas for instance that
laudanum is a poison, that naphtha is a
deadly explosive, that blood heavily charged
with a winter's accumulations of the waste
of the system it is one's duty to know the
fact and the consequences thereof. Our
good old grandmothers knew for instance,
that the opening of spring was the most
perilous period of the year.
Why? Because then the blood stream is sluggish
and chilled by the cold weather, and if not
thinned a good deal and made to flow quick
ly and healthfully through the arteries and
veins, it is impossible to have good vigor
the rest of the year. Hence, without ex
ception, what is now known as Warner's
Log Cabin Sarsaparilla, was plentifully
made and religiously given to every mem
ber of the .family regularly through Marph,
April, May and June. I is a matter of
record that this prudential, preventive nd
restorative custom saved many a fit of sick
longed life and happiness to a
lid away with heavy
medicaid from mi __
Berks Co., Pa., say!
cured of a skin disease of the w?
by Log Cabin Sarsaparilla. Bad skin indi
cates a very bad condition of the blood.
If yon would live and be well, go to your
druggist to-day and get Warner's Log
Cabin Sarsaparilla and take no other
there's nothing like it or as goodand com
pletely renovate your impaired system with
this simple, old-fashioned preparation of
roots and herbs.
Warner, who makes the famous Safe
Cure, puts it up, and that is a guarantee of
excellence all over the known world. Take
It yourself and give it to the other mem
bers of the family, including the children.
You will be astonished at its health-giving
and life-prolonging powers. W say this
editorially with perfect confidence, because
we have heard good things of it every
where, and its name is a guarantee that it
is first-class in every particular.Cteveland
There is a remarkab.e case of heredity
in San Francisco. The daughter of a po
liceman there frequently sleeps twelve days
at a stretch.
The Little Seed.
A li'tle seed lay the carter's path
A little snoot bowed in the str ng wind's
A little shrub grew, by its roots held fast
Then a stout tree braved all the winter's
A little cough started'twas only light:
A little chill shivered the hours of ni ht
A little pain came and began to grow,
Then consumption laid all his brave
Be wise in time. Check the little cough,
cure the little chill, dispell the little pain
the little ailment becomes the strong,
unconquerable giant of disease. Dr.
Pierce's Golden Medi-al Discove y, taken
in time, is a remedy for these ills.
THE plumber who whistles while at work
is a paiadoxical creature, for although he
lav his pipe, yet he pipes his lay.Uaca
The busiest persons in this city at
present are those of a calling which
probably is unknown in any other
place in this country. That calling is
the professional cutting of cabbage for
sauerkraut making. Th cutter travels
about the city from house to house from
the latter part of October to the mid
dle of November, by which time the
sauerkraut-making season is over.
The father of the business is ichael
Bruckman, who has cut cabbage for
Rea-ling's best families tor many years.
There are few families in this city from
the highest to the lowest, that fail to
put down a supply of sauerkraut every
fall. Bruckman alone cuts up 20 0
ting down season. Hi cabbage-cutter
he imported from Germany, and he
says there is not another like it in this
It is the well-to-do families and sa
loon-keepers who hire their cabbage
cut, although the charge is only one
cent a head. Th saloonkeepers are
the best customers of the cabbage-cut
ters, for they order hundreds of heads
cut at a time. Sauerkraut for lunch is
one of the delicacies of Reading all the
During the last half of October and
the first half of November, Cutter
Bruckman estimates, there are not less
than 2,000 heads of cabbage cut every
day for sauerkraut in Reading, or 60,-
000 heads for the season. Those who
do not hire their kraut crop cut have
cutters of their own, or wait their turn
to borrow of a neighbor who has. N
Reading household is exactly complete
without a cabbage-cutter. Th person
ho cuts cabbage for kraut profession
ally has nothing to do with the making
of the kraut. That is done by the fam
ily, and the family in Berks County
that does not know all the mysteries of
sauerkraut-making had better keep its
ignorance to itself. N family puts
down less than ten heads of cabbage in
pickle to "ripen" into kraut, while the
cutter frequently has a job of a hun
dred beads or more to cut at a single
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Wholly unlike artificial systems.
Care of* mind wandering.
Any book learned In one reading.
Vi Baltimore, loos at Detroit.
ISO at Philadelphia, largo classes of Columbia
JAW stndento, at Vale^ellesley, OberHn Universi.
ty of Penu.. Michigan
Ac Endorsed byltiCHAKD PBOCTOB.the Scientist.
Hous.W. W.ASTOB, JrjDAHP. BENJAMIM Judle
QEBSOK, Dr. BBOVTN, H. COOK. PrtaciDal N
taught hy correspondence. Prospectus POST PBEK
from PKOF. L018BTTE, 237 Fifth Ave", NW Yor
I IIT*" IITI *V bt-
"Just Hear That Child Scream!"
said Mrs. Smith to fier ster. Mrs. Davis, as
the sound of a child's shrieks came across
the garden from a neighbor's house. "What
kind of a woman" have you for a neighbor?
Doej she abuse her children"?
deed," replied Mrs. Davis. "She is one of
the most tender mothers in existence. But
you see, she believes in the old-fashioned
styles of doctoring. When a child needs
nysic, she fills a spoon with some nauseous
lays the little victim flat on her lap,
holds his nose till he is forced to open his
mouth forbreath,when down goes the dread
ful mess. Then comes the yells" "No won-
der," said Mrs. Smith, "Why doesn't she
use Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Purgative Pellets?
They are effective without being harsh, and
are as easy to take as sugar plums. I al
ways give them to my children." "And so
do I," said Mrs. Davis.
SOME one says:
A dollar goes farther
nowthanitusedto." Yes, and considera
1 a Q
Misery by the Wholesale,
Is what chronic inactivity of the liver gives
rise to. Bile gets into the blood and imparts
a yellow tint, the tongue fouls, and so does
the breath, sick headaches, pam beneath
the right ribs and shoulder blade are felt,
the bowels become constipated and the
stomach disordered. The proven remedy
for this catalogue of evils is Hostetter's
Stomach Bitters, a medicine long and pro
fessionally recommended, and sovereign
also for chills and fever, nervousness and
IT is generally all up with a man when
he begins to go down hill.Boston. Cornier.
A clergyman, after years of suffering
JEhat loathsome disease Catarrh, and
every known remedy, at last
___ jJtotAny suf-
faJSj^wjj-siJMJpBd envelope to
ii^M^^pPlut SHrBjy JJew
receipt free of chai
The Illinois Ceh\raTT|, R. -will run?
sions to Jackson, Tenn., JadkSrMj|
Aberdeen, Miss., Hammond, La, Cr
La., Jennings, La, Welch, La., Lae
Charles, La and points in Arkansas and
Texas at one limited fare for the, round
trip on March 6 and 20, April 3 and 34, May
3 and 22 and June 5th. For full particulars
and information address B. BOWES,
Cteneral Northern Passenger Agent, 121
Randolph Street, Chicago, or J. P. MEEKY,
General Western Passenger Agent, Man
SOME men are so addicted to poker that
every thing they have goes to pot Bos
iB II mm
IN every community there are a number
Of men whose whole time is not occupied,
such as teachers, ministers, farmers' sons,
and others. To these classes especially we
would say, if you wish to make several hun
dred dollars during the next few months,
write at once to B. F. Johnson & Co of
Richmond, Va., and they will show you how
to do it.
A carving-knife has been invented the
handle of which contains a small receptacle
for dynamite. It is use I for caiving ducks.
It Never Fails.
Durang's Eheumatie Remedy will cure
any case of rheumatism on earth. I 13
taken internally. Write for ireo pam
phlet to R. K. HELPHENSTINE, Druggist,
Washington, D. or ask your druggist
MOST men iail are there on account of
The cleansing, antisep 1c and healing
qualities of Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy
TBYING to pass a counterfeit twenty-flve
cent piece is "raising the wind" the
wrong quarter.New Haven News.
For The Nervous
URES Nervous Prostration.NervousHead-
..Stomach and Liver Diseases, and all
affections of the Kidneys.
A S A NERVE TONIC, It Strengthen!
and Quiets the Nerves.
A S AN-ALTERATIVE, It Purifies and
Enriches the Blood.
A S A LAXATIVE, acts mildly, but
rarely, on the Bowels.
A S A DIURETIC, It Regulates tho Kid.
neys and Cures their Diseases.
Recommended by professional and businessmen.
Price $1.00. Sold by druggists. Send for circulars.
WELLS, RICHARDSON & CO., Proprietors,
This Shoe Is warranted Plmt Qiinltiy In every 1 e-pect
Very Stylish Perfect Fit Plain Toes and Tipped Men's
Boys'and Youths'CO\GRF88.BUTTONANDL4CK. Askyour
dealer for FAEGO*S$2.60 SHOE If he does not keep them
send to us, and we will furnish you a pair, Express paid,
on receipt of $g 50. O. II. FARGO Si CO.. Chieoeo.
T-NA' THIS PAPEHrerjtim TOU mi
AN egg ought to be as good as it c^n be.
Fet you don't want to get the kind that
san't be beatPuck.
HAND ORGANS are forbidden in the streets
of a town Texas by the lawprobably
the organ-ic law
A WAEP is a child waif from homa
THE old notion that blood will tell la a
rem conceit Philadelphia Pi as.
THEY have a society journal in Bengal
that is much read by the Ben-gala'lexas
A WILDCAT insurance company is not
properly named. In an emergency it does
not come to the scratch Boston Traru.
BEES, it is said, always fly in a straight
Ine. This is undoubtedly the reason why
1 drunken man never gets siung Burling-
*n Free Press.
SOLED againa mended shoe-
EvEKr body has some vem of poetry in
aim but, in nine cases out of ten, it would
oe money his pocket if that vem were
rilled with blood. ruck.
DEAD issuesthe morgue's output
Air old-fashioned trust"trust to luck.*
ZV. Y. Tribune.
A SPEUCK young fellow Is very often
pop'lar with the ladie&
WHEN is an actor not aStage
times out of ten.Dun7op}s
Will 1888 a Year of Wart
The present year is the fifth year of
modern times in which the aggregate
the figures is twentj'-five. and there
will be but five more years in which such
a combination is possible prior to the
year 2599. Probably but few have ever
heard of the old prophecy, which runs
I'i every future year of our Loi d,
Wheu the iu of the figures is tweuty-five,
Some warlike kingdom will draw the
Bu' peaceful nations in peace shall thrive.
Students of modern history will
readily recall ow faithfully this proph
ecy has been fulfilled in the four pre
vious years to which it applied.
In 1699 Russia, Denmark, and Po
landformedthe coalition against Sweden
which inaugurated the great war that
ended in the disastrous defeat of
Charles XII. at Pultowa.
The year 1789 will ever be
Now is tho time to purify your blood and fortify
your system against tho debilitating effects of
spring weather. Serious consequences often follow
this lassitude, which degenerates into debility most
favorable forthe appearance of disorders. Tou are
run down. No specific disease has manifested it
self, but the condition of your system is low and
your blood is in a disordered state. Take Hood's
Sarsaparilla now, before some serious disease gains
a firm hold upon your system.
rify Your Blood
As A rule the observation of a hotel wait
er-girl is soup-or-tishaL Merchant Traveler.
CABELESSNESS with parlor matches causes
many tires and more divorcea Inter Ocean.
SHOPPING is too much of a sweet buy and
buy for the frugal husband. It cloys on the
ALWAYS worn outan overcoat*
Sold by all druggists. $1 six for 55. Trepared only
by O. I. HOOD &CO, Apothecaries, Lowell,Mass.
100 Doses One Dollar
Tlie in no has invested lrom three
to five dollars in a liubber Goat, and
at his first half hours experience la
stor finds to his sorrow that it is
abetter protection than a mos
fluito netting, not only feels chagrined
at being so badly taten in, but also
feels If he docs not look exactly hue
"FISH BKAND'" SLICKER
Our new stamping outfit 13 free to.
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orable on account i the breaking out
of the French Revolution.
The year 1798 witnessed the cam
paign of Bonaparte in Egypt and the
formation of the second European
coalition against France.
I 1879 war broke out between Eng
land and Afghanistan, followed by the
invasion of the latter country by Brifr
In what manner the prediction is
be verified in 1888 remains yet to b
seen, but the present condition i
Europe seems to promise an abundant
fulfillment ef the prophecy.Phila
Mixing His History.
Private tutor (t little Johnny
Green)Now close your book and
tell me the name of the river thai
Washington crossed under circum
stances of peculiar difficulty.
JohnnyWhyO, yes the Styx!
is the Time
Hood's Sarsaparilla is preparedfrom Sarsaparilla,
Dandelion, Mandrake, Dock, Plpalssewa, Jnnipw
Berries, and other vegetable remedies, la suoh
peculiar manner as to derive the full medicinal
value of each. It will cure, when in the power of
medicine, scrofula, saltrheum, sores, boils.plmplea,
all humors, dyspepsia, biliousness, sick headaeha,
indigestion, general debility, catarrh, rheumatism,
kidney and liver complaints. It overcome* thai
extreme tired feeling.
Build Up the System
"Last spring I seemed to be running down tl
health, was weak and tired all the time. 1
Sarsaparilla and it did ma
little daughter, ten
SoM by all druggists. $1, six for $5. Prepared only
by C. I HOOD & CO Apothecaries, Lowell, Mast-
100 Doses One Dollar
does nothavethe FISH EUAND, send fordescriptivecatalogue. A.J.TOWER,20 Simmons St, Boston.Mass.
tells colors tonss
in paintlrjrrci, whi*e,blue, jcllo\ pink and herflowers,
also contains hints and instn ctio-13 on 01M rrattcra, toouj
tnerous to nilntion Bought singly, or a ft \v patu mi -ita time,
at usual prices, the equal of tho nW 0 would cost $10. Al
though it is irec, tin* is tho Iterjal *8neeT o*
Sta nms Outfits aid on c\ cry hand Isvcr acknowlehlged to
be supe.ior, jes, \cry much supn
nor ar muc mor a
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during the dull season, we get them at first cost, the manu
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