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I Aa absent , bertu ty , av1 thns. vcojt,a gnico-r. 9 Ylti hhcmtng .rapture grca hated iiame, 9 Andjauds her r(val. tolicr wondeitnjj iice, Kvea.CbarUy'hersclfciiu't'lielpiU'own; l tibskii wonien too iiavfi kissed th'p Plafney S BtOliCi I fl When the fiilso pastor, from his faiotmg flock B Withholds the bread of Life the Gospel B news, M To gire "them, dainty words, lct ho should 9 ahquk. 9 'The fragile fabric oftbo paying .powa, 9 Who but must feel, the man, to ruco un 9 - known, - 9 lias kiwed, not Calvary,bht the Blarney 9 -. .lv-,Joner ; .. I leietttaits. 9 v MRJlND MRS, UEriTYWrniCLE. 9 'WiU -roa atop that noise, children.," nunrled Sirs. Itettywinltle certainly ft very 9 qaeer name, and vr'e will venture tojosaert that 9 His not legally upplleablo to a bIorIw Jadivl 9 1I of tha one million two hundred thousaud 9 inhabitants of Jiasnachusfett8; but we have jfl chojou It because we do not wish to be perso 9 ual, and because the hair in getting thin on m ihtRummit of our cranium. 9 Mra. Uettywinklo epoko Jn Btiappv, snarly B tonesr something like the barking of a small 9 . 'PPV, that linn not the, remotest Intention of 9 biting anybody in thoso high, sharp tones 9 bich encourage children to disobey their pa- rfiita and teaebcre, rtnd ivhich are the capital stock of tiio cuufirmed scold. The children did not utop thir noiRe; on the 9 contrary, the din Iwscame mdre intense, and 9 Mr. Betty winkle began to grow desperate. "Will mi ftop thatnome children? You are enough to try the patience of Job. H is one everlasting racket from morning till "?' 1 can't ha vo u:momenfi peace of my Ufa while you (.re in the house, except when yon are M asleep. It is tip over the table, tip oVer the hajn, tip over everything. It is run, 6tarop, 9 crtarp, and yell every moment of the time. 9 When you are not in one kind of mischief, 9 hiuj you are in ano her. I am alnioBt ds- ' afck; a.d , Tomsiy 'SStiiJSu!ti ; Mlt,,but IMMWtbelulOB .Uat ; i 'HBiph.. AR'sho- rwua.ed JiV woMt. Bttyj ,th dW.net: kiepf ishi W Ben.whmMvfromr-liaw tUt . Xw.iBWjr wiaki liAfC.thjrtv ,wi U.t abifc. man., 1 T; . -.; v a . ; '. : - :-, "-y, tt : (51k dear mell'sJehedtheladvlftt last: dron . ping, hcrWingJrito.ber lap, ;and;l6y.kin,j for? ; allithc wpfld as though' her lastriend onearih' had.ldcscHed"hVr,;:'or. mercy V: ;s'akei;slop tbatriolseV'C.hddreh; I jam Almost ,cra2y.:: .,'XhU. : housaisSoreu, than Bedlam."' '; ' -y,$ ''. -- ;- But tbls was "Altogether too:,, tame ,to hao nnyVeffectjfpqri jtheturbtdent5, little', ones; and' there was notthe slightest Improvement luthe a8pect'dt'affalrfl, . '" . l'tm .'iSs ?:'-, . '.John'LTrrMrBe.ttywjnklct's name wasJohh, after one of the 'EvangclIsts-r'John, triWypu; speak'to those children?", ..; ,, tft ?, s--V A", VStop.yotir hoisei children,' BaidMrrUetty jwinklema rather quiet. tone, nd,eveiyithi out raising his eyes from the. paper; -,-. -Though Mr. Betty winkle,fwus ruo magician, and though there was not even any t'tshootf iuhis.eyeat.the time hisjrordsVwrouRht a miraculous result., Johnny's mouth closed. as tight a'thc sheiUof an oyscer threatened with the knife, and Susie and Tommy applicd.ibem selves to a picture book as sealqusly although order had alwavs reigned in Warsaw. 'ThosJ children will be the death of me," sighed Mis. Battywlnkle. I think not,1 replied her liege lord, with pleasant smile. "-They certainly will," persisted she "Oh, no, J guess not," suggested he. "It is your bed-time, children," continued he, turning to the little ones. "Iietroc sit tip a little while longcr.fathcri said Susie. ""Ko, child. It Is seven o'clock. Call Jenny , and let her put Tommy to bed." SuSiccalled JertWe, and all of them kissed "pa" and then kissed "ma the little tor ments the murderers of her peace the con Spirators against her liaupinoSs theJmps that promised to be the,deatji of her. 'Mmina's'pet," exclaimed she, asshe lifted, little Tommy from the 'floor, ami printed, some sixteen or twenty klsies upon bi rosy cheek. They were gone, and the sitting.room was quiet as tho vale of paradise. It was a sweet calm-a blessed lull in lli6 tempest which in a few moments elevated tho spirit of tha poor mother above the cares.aud trials, the dm and uproar of this, to her, noisy world. Still the memory of the confusion that bad reigned during tho preceding bour was upon her, it was that which made tho quiet ot the present b-o crateful to her senses", for, as Do Qitliiey truly says, happpiness Is otdy a comparative 8 'Whoso children won't mind roe," Mrs. Bettywinkle remarked, attcr sho had enjoyed the cdm repose for a short tima. "Won't they?" . . . - "'ihev pay no more attention to what i say than ifl didn't speak. They mind you the instant j'ou speak." ., ., ., They ougiit lo mind you." mildly sug ccsted Mr- Betty wlnklo. lowering his paper; for after a moment's reflection, he had te- Folved to ventilate; hkj theory to f prudent know vim iMe&iCst'W' JF, SSSSlmir- tktth ar4MrvMadiUuit ltafvbathaJMJ'A eUttUMt ' w. wwip. www wf Ut?NLv n " f 'W?t irveifworpif hv'r ; afJtkVi;ldldreRliEi'1M ' a mwt .is: ! Wrwn' p it. ' 'grmPMCAiirfiO'JkBMliyfrf. r A correspondent from. Ifew; Hampshire;-says: lion, Daniel WebstORlnid, aft, "anecdote of old Father .gearle, ;,tlie inibistcrbf his. boyhood, whichrluis .neyerbecnJnrintvftnd ,. wklch' is tdo good.to bgloslr Itas. customary theri to wear buckskln,'brqechcS,in.cobVTveather,i . jpne .Sunday moruing;in thi Autumn,, Father Scarle brougbt'his -down 'iiom, the- garret;' but thd wasps.had.takeh possession during? theBum mer; aud.were, having a , 'nlco 'tlnioMii them, By'.dinl-6f effort he-got tiit the.' intruders and dressed for- meetirig. .."But..hlle,'ieadiiig4he , Scriptures to the congregtttlqrii;he.fe,U,a dagger; iyom one of the enraged small .vraisted fellows, and jumped 7about tho pulpit slappicg'hiB tlilghs. Buttho more he slapped around arid dauccd; tliemore they, stung: ''p Thapeople thought hirni.crazy,nd wcro; in.commotion what to dojbut ho explained the matter by saying: '''Brethren1, 'don't bo alarmed.' ' The word of the Lord: is in my mouthy but the Devil is In my breeches!" , ? CURIOUS OLD ENGLISH LAW, Ah Eastch exchange says: What would he come of about, one halt of pur femalo popula tion were a law to bo promulgated anything like the following, passed by the English i'ar Uiment in 1770, and which should bo entitled: "A Law Against Obtaining Husbauds under False Preiences That all women, of whatever age, rauk. profession, or degreewhether vir gin, maid, or widow who shall, after this act, Impose on, seduce, and .betray Into matri mony, any ot, Mis. Majesty's male subjects, by virtus of'scents, paints, cosmetic washes, aril ficial teith, false huirySpanlsh wool, iron, iron stays, bolstered hips hoops or high-heclsd sbotss, shall ineur the penalty pf thelaw.noyr in force against witchcraft and iike.misder m5eahors;and themarringb, under such circum stances, upon conviction of the offending party, sbali be null and void." SECRET OF BEING LOVED. Wiiaiah Wjbt'jb letter to his daughter, on the "small sweet courtesies of life," contains a passage Irom which a deal of happiness might be learned. He writes: "I want to tell you it eocret. The way to make yourself pleasing to others is to show that you care for them, Tho whole world is like the miller at Ifunsfield, 'who cared for nobody no. not he because nobody cared far him. And the whole world will servo you so, if, you give them tho name cause. Let every .one, therefore, see that.you do care for them, ly showing what Sterne so happily calls 'the small, kweet courtesies In which there is no parade; whose voleo is too till to tease, and which manifest themselves by tender and affectionate JooUand little kind acts of attention, giving others the preference in every little enjoyment at the tabic, In the fields, walking, sitting or standing.' , - 4 WkryWW,wihtlsiwtkwrB.U;cU -HsHk'-'- - ' ,ftanc. Itgw,twp-ft)Iilfk;lthtatocK' .$-;- . . ?friffl9t i '0Mifbk9UtfOM-s - .'. . ' .iiii'fwx .rAIoJ '- V;-JgB i tlety-lnlEia&dl th;o;.R " l & VcntUated,hl8'bptrii6hs -T.espectlnffwhIte orai -, ... j ?,; vats,?and iimpoV' What .$ hiBd IbyrtwV-l '.,'." '" ;. -'" .- JkSt'i$ noiyporsoliiltlvR.'hl ,;V.X . . ;;"- " coatV No perlo'ns wcaV.thciil; bui.Wajtcfs.iLl . , - "','.',7,'"- ... ,:-'" '.;W- . 'Juris, awlstantsin drapers' shopi undertake ' :;;Lj;i;V ..;' ,' mcrimi.d'minisra.i,:Ibolley.o,the . . -" '.v;.V5yJ : of'scrvJtude.AVh'atrmcan bya-jnaii-i-just. ' 'v;C4rfc-"''; l:" this:. Onekhp fat ffOlia;ihwgHn.JdiMqrUpnd ' ". v-'. -"iPjSrJ -jgjM:'- i '"'.. : ituanXa'd6Uij he math.theMttfl arid 'iluite-thi, ' ., ' .""'r-'v, :v.,w ;,'?' AareMiHdo6v .oj-S- r.ji " '.!. : ;v.n"J''!!':' A Wobld'8 CoNrEaKKCE . or EvNokttcAt ,, ;;i :"': :'-' ";I' - for holdings Conference oTchristiansomaU .': ;;. -V . - . partsof the world, at .Geneva, , on tho, 2d,of ' '.. 3V ' ;. :-', ' -'-.K-Tt '-- next September,, to,closeon,..the.l2th;1anu,itbe , -V' ' -- :Cff. " ' , . liev. Dr. Merlo DAub1gnp'i8 written abetter . ,: ' , &' to, the, LondotJVewi, giving the programme o,f ''.';."""' l-f'; its prospective deHberatloiis. it, is expected , -: ' '- : 4,-Vv" that all the prominent church questions of the . ':$''. day will bo fully and frcelydfscusJd by distlri- - '' ""t guished representatives of different countries. ? The action of tbls body will be looked for wltii '.'$'' considerable interest, w .? Asms vo CAuroHMA. Tho -United State . 1; Government 'has appropriated 000. stand of , 5?"?4 " arms to the State of Cailforniaj being tbequota : v. . ' Wr- to which slio was entitled n former years; and i-l'il not applied !for. The order was obtained . ' - .' .'f" .f through the'exertlons of Gen. ; Kibbe, on his . f .- -Jr. " . late' Visit to WashingCon.. By tha last steamer X :?' :i .... the requisition arrivedj-'by virtue of which they ' '..''" fry-' 'r..!, : were' turned' over from the General to the,Stat. v .; - . :&',' Government authorities. 1-.''' ;." ' ',-'"' ' . '- ;- .. - . - v . .GBAsanoprBBJj.-Tbq Grasshoppers are re- .''.-- , 1 - ported to bo causing much damage in various ,. i npf sections of California. They aro said to bo ' " ' ;; committing sad ravuges in Tulare Valley, The .."; ;. DtUa says one man declares that they have . -! eitea all his vegetable8 abovo ground, and uJ camtnehced digging his pptatoca! TbeTetalur .'.. .,-8- ma j4rou says, we have them hero in Sonoma . . .' County to such an extent, that Jtbry am eating "' up everything that is groen in Two Rock -'VlC Valley, and bftve eaten the potato-tqps to the ,' ',' -' '& ground; and between the Hay stack and "Our f House" tho road is swarming with them. .A ' - q. - i farmer told .us that they had commenced on " " his fencel These destructive insects have also m appeared In, tbp vlolnlty of Marysvllle, and aru r'0ft devouring every green thing in. thoir way, fr. ,A cludtng penvU-troes, vegetables, cr4 ?tc ' - ' ' - 't :$ - - r M