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quality or price; also, THE
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H aim Orcas 'qJs Parlor Orkans
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Viitc Linen ShirtsiandrftCollars,
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Black Preiicli Merinos,
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Ls4m" mi 0nt' )lpftrr
BBknMmJ ClolU Tabic l cxers,
Ldios' & Gtmt's Underwear,
Woolen &jCottoii Shirts,
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Edgings and Insertions,
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DIARIES 1885 !
owed the corporation o
errlanalipa makes it nlara that the "flcservtf
Fund" was Bimply credits or debts dno tho
corporallorj. 3f W,pfnqcii8todcg fend
Is not tor the Uxtibw in force taxable prop-
ortr, and comes within tho principles of .Mc-
Brydo vs. Kala, decided by me in bepteraber
last. , . ,
,0n this count, judgment mast be .Torino
plaintiff J '
The Eecond connt in the declaration is for
txrohnndrcdcandfiteeo6.100 dollptptaxca on
It is in evidence that there bad been shipped
br plaintiff corporation on board the
5485 bags oF sugar. The bill of
lading n5"at?ho 2klTIune, 18S4, and I
think tho prbof?mako it cerfainlhat it was all
laden on board tho vessel before the 1st July.
The vessel sailed at about noon of the 1st July.
uals, of whom tho plaintiff corporation was the
agent, and was consigned to Welch & Go. of
San Francisco, to whom tho bill of lading had
xnuledr ' f 1ST 4T"& 3T
It is "contended by. plaintiffs that'this'sugar
is not taxable:
1st. Because it waB not the property of the
plaintiff but was tho property of corporations
which have corporate existence within this
Kingdom and of individuals within this Kingdom,
2nd. Because thc.sugar being ladeff on board
of a forcignfesscl; 'is not, infconteraglatioh of
law, within This Kingdom.
3rd. Because tho sugar was not in tho possessions
la my opinion Slc.32'oftho'Xct of 1862. as
well as'otber Sections, make property assessable
to the persons in whose possession or
control it rnajTe on the 1st or July ol each
year. The doty of ascertaining who the true
ou ner may bo is not cast upon the assessor.
The law imposes taxes in rem and the ves is
taxable in the hands of the person holding it
and Jhef collectoijrjnecd not look further. To
require that each assessor Should try and pass
upon titles to personal property and decide
corrcctljvat.the peril of-losing State the
tax operate to. rnconragc evasions
and consequently to pl.icc heavier burdens
on tho .honest. I think sugars in tho
hands of a corporation acting as a commission
merchant or plantation agent are properly taxable
The sug.ir van within this Kingdom, although
laden in the hold of au American
steamship. Any other construction would admit
of articles of great value being placed on
board of a foreign vessel in the harbor ou the
30th June, and returned on shore on the 2nd
July, and thus escape taxation. Tho case
cited, Crapo T.KeUcij 10 Wallace G10, does
not apply. This was al question whether tho
.transfer, of all.the,property of a debtor,resident
in Massachusetts by'a Judge fjtbo Insolvent
Court, passed the title to his assignee in insolvency,
of a ship then on tho high seas. The
Court held that for the purposes of this suit
the ship though on tho "high seas' was a portion
of the territory of Massachusetts, aud the title
to her passed with the like effect as if she
were physically within tho limits ol tho Stale
of Massachusetts, and bo a subsequent attachment
on her arrival in the port of fow York
The sugar, though its bills of lading were
mailed to the consignees in a foreign port, was,
for the purposes of taxation, still in the possession
and control of the shipper.
On this count judgment muBt be for defend -and.
W. H. Austin for plaintiffs; Attorney-General
Xeumann for defendant.
Honolulu, February 6th, 1885.
Sugar Trade of tho United States.
The 2few York Shipping and Commcrciql
List had a timely article on tho sngar trade of
this country in a recent issue. It notes tho
fact that the competition of beet sngar has
now attained to such proportions that it "challenges
the supremacy of the cane product and
is contesting the privilege of controlling tho
sugar markets of tho world. This has been
the potent factor in shaping the course of the
sugar trade ialBB4, and it is likely to continue.
the controlling inUucnce lor some time to como
in regulating the value and consumption of
raw sugar throughout the world." In tho
opinion of our contemporary, 1885 will determine
which is king cane or beet bp'" o tho
conaiuonB ot proaucuon ana sat- "s? u""7r
cannot bo continue.,, eaUArvOS a itnniRter
t. r.viiunent merohnnf. n. Kn.
enabled to bo profitably mado from this coun
try and iiuropo the to JJntisli Isles. Over 50,-000
tons refined sugar wero marketed in England
last-year in tho teeth of tho British refiners,
having.no tariff protection,
to undersell the American and European
sugars which enjoyed an export drawback.
Our total export of refined sujrar lastycar was
63,042 tons. J
import in 1884. In 1880 we imported 2,350
tons; in 1882, about 7000 tons;
6Uar imports 1G,000 tons; and in
16S4, 85,000 tons wero imported, being nearly
fifty per cent more than 1882. At the samo
ratio of incrcaso wo should import 125,000
tons of beet sugar in 1885 from Franco and
I Germany. The possibilities in this direction
are certainly startling. Brazil sent us more
"raws" in 1854 than ever before. Owing to a
short crop-Manila sugar fell off, but the Tcst
India Islands gavo tho usual quantity. Hawaiian
Islands crop increased by 10,294 tons.
The sugar crop of Louisiana yielded 12e, 1 43
tons, a decrease of 6,835 tons aB compared
with 1883. Tho Alvarado beet sugar refinery
produced 1,650,000 pounds of sugar during
1884. This is tho only manufactory of tho
kind in tte United States. Sorchum did not
exceed 1,000,000 pounds, and the supply of
maple sugar is estimated at 25,000 tons for
16847 About 50,000 tons of sugar wero obtained
by roboiling foreign molasses. The
aggrcgato consumption of cane sugar, domestic
and foreign, in tho United last year was 1,-265,283
tons, an increase on tho year of 8.C
per cent, accounted for by increased consumption
owing to growth of population and low
When it is remembered that the lowest
point in the price of sugar in the past 35 years
was touched during 1884, the crop prospect
for 1885 becomes important. In almost every
sugar producing, country tho latest .report
pointBto'an increasedfyield of cano andjbeet,
but the market price of sugar will determine
how'mucb.cano will ly harvcsledand turned
into Bugar. Tho supply of European beet
sugar in 1885 is estimated at 5,505,000 tons.
Cuba is estimated to yield from 600,000 to
650,000 tons. Should, however, tho
treaty, with Spain not bo ratified there
will probably not bo raoro than 450,000 tons
of sugar made, because atlato prices Cuban
planters only had one ceut a pound clear for
thcirsugar in tho Now York markelj after
paying duties and charges. British West Indies
promise a good crop, while production
injthoFlBncu island ofjGuadaloupe Jsjapidly
declining and'the Government
to return largo numbers of coolies to
Calcutta for whom tho planters decline to find
employment. The Brazilian crop will be
auourwu.uuu ions unaor mat oi lasc year.
The Philippino Islands will probably yield
225,000 tons; Java will produce 375,000 tons;
nna me raaunuus aoout iou,uuu ions a large
increase in each case. Tho Hawaiian crop is
estimatedat 0,000. iocs, and thojouisiana
crop, most of whicbfhasjeen already marketed,
isjJaUout 180,000bhog8beads" a considerable!
falling off on the year. Tho estimated
crop of the world for 1884-5. excludinj China.
Australiaandiji, is 2,100,000 tons .cane, and
ffij500,000 tons beet sugar. S. i Merchant.
London aud Provincial Bank has passed
tho following, resolution;
I Opinion, that H, is on
igBesolc&J, Ab a'general.rule, but subject to
any exceptional circumstances which may induce
the Board to dispense with such rule
ffialirjfuture; ariyjhite&wBfjtljfe fetaff.whose
income is lesl tnanlo0ayear shall marry,
ho shall bo disqualified from continuing in tho
bank's service, and will accordingly be re-
quireoeUrpJrom it, m
EveryJono .must! cut Jiiacoat according to
his cloth; but considering the number of per-
(OHt Urn romfnTtivMv on
ftS$ thaa AiJ;(ir) iper umjonbt
twoeaier um pioyemeflJhat mam ago is undesirable
on a smaller income would meet with
general assent London Trutfi.
daughter of Filzwalter of Baynard Castle.
The vaults of the tower were used as prisons.
Descending tho staircaso there
could be seen tho remains of tho old staircase
built years before; also tho holes in which it
is said tho rack was fixed upon which Anno
Askero was tortured are visible in tho floor of
tho vault. In this building Guy Fawkes was
imprisoned with his companions, and it is related
of him that after thirty minutes, during
which ho was tortured, he confessed. The
walls of tho prison are covered with inscriptions
made by various prisoners."
Tho siglitB usually shown to visitors are
the armor and recalia of centuries past.
Twelve smaller towers encircle thoMarger or
White Tower. There is one lower, the entrance
to which is known as tho tjJQodygalc.
Ascending the stairway, rooms full bf curious
and great reminiscences will bo seen. On, the
wall of a small chamber on the firstfloor is n
inscription made by the Bishop of Hoss, who
was an active partisan of Mary Queen of
ScotB. Anothct room on tho same floor is
celebrated as tho one wherein Fclton, who
murdered Buckingham, blessed tho pcoplb on
tho way to prison. The historical Colonel
Richardson was also imprisoned in the same
room after tho Restoration.
Tho upper flwr of tho Tower has a room
wherein the murder of tho two Princes, Edward
and Richard, tooplaco. Its windowB
open upon a narrow passage, and it is said
that the assassins eutcrcd by these windows.
Of late these rooms- have been subdivided.
Here, after the snrder of tho Princes, Margaret
of Cheyne was imprisoned. She
was bettor known as tho wild woman who
excited the second pilgrim invasion of Yorkshire
in the reign of Henry Till., the object
of the pilgrimage being to overthrow tho
power of Cromwell aud restore Catheriue of
Aragon. In this Tower, Dudley, Earl of
Northumberland, was imprisoned, aud from
thenco was led to the scaffold. Archbishop
Cranmcr also was in custody in this celebrated
Tower, as waB also Henry, Earl of Northumberland,
in tho reign of Elizabeth. Ho
shot himself subsequently, to avoid a confiscation
of his estate.
Tho Houses of Parliament, which include
the Honso of Commons, are a vast structure
and cost 3,000,000. They are considered
tho finest buildings in tho world, are gotliic
in tho stylo of architecture, and have a frontage
on the river Thames of some 900 feet.
Growth, of tho United States.
The following statistics show tho growth of
the United States since the year 1860.
Twenty-five years ago there wero 30,000,000
of people; now there are over 50,000,000.
Then we had 111 cities and towns of over
8,000 inhabitants; now wo havo 28C of such
cities and towns; Then the total population
of our cities n-as 5,000,00"
Our coal mines then r
tons per year, now 85,00(
bix times as much.
The iron product amoun
of oar; to-day it foots up
a j'ear, almost a ninefold I
In 18G0 our metal induB
53,000 hands, consumed ,
worth of material and tur
000,000 in annual product)
To-day these same indt
000 hands consume 360,'
and theirannual product a
000 a year.
In I860 tho wool indusl
000 persons ; to-day th
while tho value of their i
The woolen industry ei
sons then, and now em
our homo mills, whit
of the valuo of 80,000,01
nut an annual product wo'
Finall;, there .is cottot
ported 227,000,000 yards
1881 wo only imported 2
In tho meantime tho ni
ployed in American cotto
to 200,000, and wo expe
yardB of cotton goods a f
porting 227,000,000 yard
Tho silk industry crap
now it employs about 35
Wo import no more sill
did in 1860, but our ow
duced goods of tho value
J-now turn ont a product
"mMs lickBDittln. lot them -win ii. aoBK U2.nnr'
aud in many cases raw uugui , DU. U""'tr" ?, , pers
UUBl. Ul JIIIAIUUIIUII. XUG 1C11UIU U.IUU1U .Ull-
land and Scotland was swamped by the largo
shipments which an export rebate or bounty
in ..vwvJ?Totlory ar
to-day about 36,000 aro
Tho chemical industry,
thousand persons then, i
In the meantime wo hi
as many miles of railwa3'i
ber of farniB, and yioldin
tho number of bushels of
In tho production'of si
000 of them, to-day wol
of them; whereas wo th
country 60,000,000 poun
produce 240,000,000 poui
Finally, t.ho total of oui
In 1800 it stood at $40
stands at about 000,00!
Certain people seem I
rising is a virtue whicl
immense mortal advant
liavo it not. Thoy remct
when ho rose carl,
morning, and; sleepy all
rule we find that those w
make amends by snatch
day tho spirit is willi
w eak; and why, may wi
healthier, or nioro virtu
hour of the, day take a'
it all up at once, whilo !
in, so to speak? Tho carl
ping off asleep in her (d
book or work, making up
it would seem bettor to
ono's wits on tho alert;
speaks with disdain of
sharo her habit as "si
whom a sunrise is a rare
pretend to say that a sc
taBte. No doubt these
said in favor of early risi
been triod occasionally
earth has seemed bo frei
so sweet, the Bky so deei
they have decided never t
hours between the shceb
morning as they turn on
last delicious nap, thoy a
old who cannot sleep, or
who must rise betimes or
mend it because they?
that what they are oj
best and plcasantest. A
rise with the lark if wo 1
ject in view; but the habi
as fostering self-conceit
idea that we aro better tl
bors. It is seldom that s
who is not puffed up by I
periority, as if the custo.
the elect. It may be urjj
has marc time to devote to
bnt if it is true, as most p
maukind demands eight o
he muBt go to Jbed earlic
his timo at ho other ent
taking too little sleep, sti
life. Exchange. f
As to the distance, 93
non-ball would travel iti
It may help us to remem
attained by the limited ox
a train which had left th
when tho Mayflower left
Pilgrim Fathers, whiclij
and night, would in 1834
some years away fromj
Tho fare, at the enstorr
remarked, would be ratli
that it is'clear that we sti
and leisure for the journe
striking illustration of
given by expressing ijpi
physiologists would cal
ft has been found thatj
Intoly instantaneous, Jji
very minute time in travt
so that if a child pntsEj
die, there is a certain
small space of time, say
a second, before he feeh
then, a child's arm were;
tho sun, it can bo calcul
rate of transmission thaf
tc live to be a man of ow
four varaa distance, cacn niai
birds, Whitnoy and Lnther killed them all,
Wagner missing one. Whitney and Luther
then shot at five birds each, at thirty-one
yarn's distance. Young Whitney brought
down all his birds, but Luther missed one.
This gavo the best prize of tho entire contest,
aa well as the money of tho lesser ones, to the
"boy wonder." His norvo i'b considered verv
remarkable. To a reporter young Whitney
said: ''I was sixteen tho 11th day of last June.
I am going to school in Geneva ou Monday
next." He was born and raised at Phclps,and
1iad done mo3t of his shooting during vaca
tion. Ho could not tell bow many matches he
had been in or how many prizes ho had won, bnt
ha had been shooting since 1882. In that
year ho had tho best average in the Syracuse
tourney. He also mado tho best average in
tho Bradford tournament' this year. He said
lie used to uso a Remington gun, but had discarded
it for a Lcferro hammerlcss gun.
"Just wait until next year and I'll show em,"
the boy champion remarked, with a significant
Bimark's Shrewd Policy.
A writer for one of the French papers, from
Germany, has analizcd the Reichstag and has
.obtained somo curious results, displaying re
markable shrewdness of Bismark in playing
off one party against tho other to gain his
ends. There is probably no national assembly
in the world with so many parties, and frequently
Bismark's backers fall far below a
majority. At present, for instance, ho has
only eighty-one out of 307 mcmbers.and these
eighty-one are divided into two factions. Tho
other 21C are divided into Catholics, Liberals,
Poles, ParticularistB, Danes and
It is BiBmark's policy to always keep
tho factions at war,an'd to so manage tho quarrels
that whon ho wants a majority he can get it
from those favorable or unfavorable to himsolf,
who want to crush tho opposition. As an illustration
of his frankness in his mcthods,it is related
that once when of the members
were united against the government measure,
he remarked to the Liberal leader: "I am going
into tho smoking-room for a quarter of
an hour, that is, until you all fall to
How to Sncceod in Business.
Don't worry. Don't overwork.
Don't make the field too broad.
Bo wary of dealing with unsuccessful men.
Make friends, but don't encourage favorites.
Keep down expenses but don't be penurious.
Keep a high vitality. Sleep well, eat well,
Stick in your chosen pursuit, but not to chosen
Don't tell what you are going to do till you
iiavo it done.
Amorlcan Jpbors In Paris.
A comical, successful and innocent practical
joke was recently played off by two
young American artists upon sundry of
their comrades and countrymen in Paris.
Thejr dressed up a Moorish peddler who
was in the habit of frequenting their studios
with his wares, and also of occasionally
acting as their modeh to personate an
Eastern Pacha. Attired in a scarlet robe
superbly embroidered with gold, a vast
white turban, a rich silk sash sustaining a
knife, in a green velvet scab
bard and a Mahometan rosary, a white
bournous and a pair of white slippers, the
Moor looked an Oriental dignity to tho
very life. The most absurd part of the
joke was that he took his metamorphosis
quite au seneux, and insisted upon being
treated with all tho deference due to area!
Pacha. The young artists then took him
down to the Hotel Chatham, and introduced
him on all sides to the American habitues
of the place as Suleiman Digna Mustapha
Pacha, a special envoy from the Sultan, a
general in the Turkish army, etc., etc.
His Excellency was an immense success,
some of the party present who had spent
some time in the East declaring that the
evidences of high birth and breeding in
his physique and manners were unmistakable.
After a pleasant evening and much
conversation, carried on through the medium
of one of the painters, who had planned
the joke, and who spoke Arabic (it
was deemed best to suppress tho Moor's
real and extensive knowledge of French
and English,) tho Pacha took his leave,
inviting his new friends to como to visit
him, and promising to get up a lion hunt
in their honor onhis vast estates in Africa.
Tho American artists then took him to a
' restaurant and treated him to a sumptuous
dinner, after which they drove back to the
studio, apd the Moor laid aside his gorgeous
borrowed attire to assume tho garb
of an Oriental pedlar. Excltangc.
A young lady from ono of tho normal
schools in Boston was recently engaged
by a resident of this city to teach two little
bright ones their primer lessons. She
wore ''beauteous" glasses and looked lovingly
at the little ones.
"Gome hero, my little darlings. Do you
know I am to impart tho necessary information
to fit you for your mature years!"
"Yetb," lithped the smalleth one, while
tho other one stared.
"Well, now, darlings, if you will produce
your primer I will see to what proficiency
you havo attained. Oan you tell
me what that letter is?"
"I don't know."
Don't you dear? Well, now, listen to
me, and I will indicate in a lucid manner
tho formula, by which you will never fail
to recognize it. It is the first letter of
the alphabet in most of the known languages.
It is naturally tho first letter be
cause it represents tho first or most infantile
of sounds that uttered by the mere
opening of the mouth without restraint.
To fix it thoroughly remember that it is
Eyramidal in form, the angle at tho top
eing more or less acute and a cross-bar
bisecting it in a line parallel with tho
"A-a-ah," said both wonderingly.
"Yes, dears; and now wo will go and
walk. Exercise is most beneficial."1
. "Is there a left-handed barber in "this
shop?" asked a man as he walked into a
tonsorial establishment on Grand Avenue
early in the week.
"We have one, sir. Take a chair."
A reporter watched the strange customer
as the left-handed knight of the brush
scraped his chin, but could not discover
anything different from the manipulation
of a right-handed man, but there was just
the same, and here it is:
"You see," said the boss barber, "when
a man is shaved all the time by a right-handed,
barber, the beard is pushed over
toward the right and when it grows out
it looks like a lopsided mop. The left-handed
barber counteracts this tendency,
and the roots are directed the way they
should go. A left-handed barber is a new
wrinkle, but he is a good thing to have in
Yesterday two blacksmiths were conversing
in a south-side saloon on the relative
abilities of two helpers.
"Jim is a good enough man," said one,
but he can't use his left hand."
"You Bee," said the speaker in response
to the reporter's query, '-blacksmith's helpers
have to stand on both sides of the
forge, and while one strikes right-handed,
the other hits with the left If a man can't
hit straight with his left he's no good."
The origin of the custom of turning to
tne ngnc is given aa ioijowb: war aaces
tors drove oxen as a usual thing. In driv
Have Received by these Vessels
And other Late Arrivals,
the Following :
An Asst. of Dry Goods
CONSISTING IN PART OF
Horrook,a Long Cloths and other brands of
White Cotton3, Unbleached Cottons,
Prints, new styles, fast colors ;
Bleached and Brown Cottons, 8 to 10 quarter ;
Brown Linen Drills, "White Linen Duck,
Crown Canvas, Blk & Cld French Merinos, all
Grades; Water-proof Tweeds, Grey, Bine and
A LARGE ASST. OF DRESS GOODS, SILKS,
Satins, Silk Ribbons, Velvet,
Union and Cotton Listados, Linen and Cotton
Handkerchiefs, White and Colored Shirts,
Merino Undershirts and Drawers,
Ladies Underwear, Linen and Cotton Towels,
All qualities nnd styles ; Victoria Lawns,
White Moleskin, Check Moleskin,
Imit. Lace Edgings and Insertions,
Brooks' 200 yds. Spool Cotton, Coates' 400 yds.
Spool Cotton, Ticking. Blue Denims,
Mosquito Retting, 90 inch;
Rubber Coats & Leggings
All Sizes, Weights, Qualities nnd Colors ;
Velvet & Tapestry,
Rags and Mat?,
A FEW OF THE NEW STILE
Filter Press Bags 22 x 36
Wo make this one of our Specialties nnd
have a Fall Stock of
Sugar, Rice & Coal Bags
Which wo nre selling at Bottom Prices.
3 cfc 5ply TtstIh
ENGLISH, HAWAIIAN, AND
ing an ox team' the driver walks on the
left of the team, so that he can handle the
goad or whip with his right hand. In
meeting a wagon each driver would turn
to the right, so that he be between his own
oxen and those of the other wagon.
"English Spoboa Here."
Tibbitts tried to worry ono of these Parisian
salesmen and for once succeeded. He
stopped the party promenading with him on
tho Boulovard des Italiens at a jeweler's, who
displayed in hiB window tho legend, "English
Bpokcn." The "English Bpoken" in the
shops is good enough, as a rule, to explain
tho nature and quality of the goods and that
is all. Further the English-speaking
salesman has no more idea of English than
ho has of Ashanteo. Tibbitts marched boldly
in and the English speaking man appeared. He
waB) a well-preserved, bald-headed man of 50,
and at him Tibbitts went.
"Do you ppeak English?"
"Oiu yeea, monsieur."
Tibbitts grasped his hand enthusiastically.
"It's refreshing to meet one in a strango
land who can spoak ono's own language."
"Well, what 1 want to know is, is the Chicago
and Northwestern railroad cutting rates
the samo as the other roads and do they cut
for western-bound passengers the samo as for
eastern, and do you havo the remotest idea
that tho cutting will bo kept up till September
whon I return,and docs the Pullman sleeping-car
company cut tho samo as tho railroad companies.'
"Eh, ihonsieur? Zoeao watches"
"You don't quito understand me. You see
tho Pullman sleeping-car oompany is quito
distinct from tho railroad companies, and ono
may cut rates without tho other. See? Now,
what I want to know is "
Tho bowildorcdFroncbman,who Bpoko English,
stared in a wild sort of a way, but his
politeness did not desert him:
"Eos cot zo watch, ze diamond, zo "
"Not yet. WhatI want to know is, who
is Lapham and Miller who havo been elected
to fill tbo vacancies occasioned by tho resignation
of Piatt and Conkling and is Miller going
to bo a tail to Lapham's kite, or aro thoy
both square, bang-up mon, and "
"Will monsieur look at zo goods?"
"No, no. Is tho Chicago and Northwestern
in this row?"
By this timo tho Frenchman was out of patience.
"Monsior talks wat yoa call 'im gibberish.
I'avo not zo time to waste. Eef it ces
zo watch "
"Sir," replies Tibbitts sovorely, "when you
announce 'English spoken' you should Bpeak
English, or at least nnd ore tan d it. Good-morning,
or as you don't understand tho plainest
He had succeeded this time, and should
havo restod on his laurels. But Tibbitts,
alas, always overdo what they undertake. Ho
had attracted so ranch amusement from bis
first experiment that ho tried it over again the
next day. He entered a similar place and
commenced tho same thing.
"What I want to know is, is the Chicago and
Nothwcstern in th.6 railroad war, and do yoa
suppose tho cutting ot rates will continue till
September, when I return, and "
'Indeed, I cannot tell yon, sir. It is something
I do not keep the run of. You had better
apply at the American exchange or the
This in tho best and clearest American Eng
lish, xoor Tibbitts had fallen upon a bngbt
American, who was turning his knowledge of
French to a good account by serving as a
salesman in Paris. Mr. Tibbitts smiled a
smiled a ghastly smile as he bowed himself
out of the place. Bad marksmenwho by
chanco hit! tho bull's-eye, should bo very
modest and refuse to shoot again. Even
Napolean, great aB he was, fought one battle
too many. 'Ibledo Blade.
Death in Counting Room.
1 am wild with payin," said Mr. Louiador,
as ho paid the thirteenth bill that was presented
in onet morning.
"Ah, yes," said tho collector, eying tho
bundle of new hills he unrolled; "I Bee. You
have the pneumonia."
"You mast havo sat in a draft," said the
"Have you taken anything to check it?"
asked tho book-keeper.
''I should dollar," said tho sick man: 'I'm
losing my appetite, and can't take cash for
"May be jou have the remittent feTer," said
the letter clerk.
"Is your circulation at all affected?" asked
the cashier. -
"Is it Ihe first dime you've felt this way7"
asked the collector.
The invalid nodded a cent.
"To be franc withyou' be Baid, "lam
glad you take so much interest in the case."
"You don't-appear to weigh many pounds,"
the book-keeper said, feebly, as though he
was manly enough to be ashamed of it.
"No wonder Im losing," said the sufferer,
"when I havo a chill every day and shekel
night. I'm shrunk all up."
"Yes, said the collector, "you Beem to be
"At least," said the book-keeper, "you
are no thaler."
I guess," said the strange man, looking in
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'esfe tne nii
I tlio country, recommend
I the VIOCHO
I ear b used.
Specialist, by whom every known trooa
loo xrocwrs asv uuu juayixiciiwc uwwi I
opinion ot supremo Importance
see no nnabnt Ino Doctor. CossaMaUoza freo i
I nntl sacredly CO! nuacniim. Cues which havg tailed In
tninlmr relief elsewhere especially solicited. Female dlscasessao
cessf oily treated. Iho .Doctor wlUagrce to forfeit 8.1004 for
a case undertaken, not enred. CaU or write, llonrs: Daily, Irora fl
9a. r. to 4 p.m.. 6 to 8 evenings: Sundays. 10 to 12 only. Scjd
JOB THB SAN1TABISX GUIDE TOjttEAlVXn; SEST.FBEE. A40TC3S 1
riR I IFRIG'S WONDEnFUL GERMAN INYlCOiTATUfl
i Permanently preTen ts all Unnatnral .Losses t rom the 3736cm
voues we nerves, buwiowviu "w k 1
waste, lnvworaies mswiiwa Bstexut mm wy i
l . ,- . r -
TkerriMM man canxx K v fWW rjfrfy 7Zt"j
. tSanhoeA,ttctKt9 awjritwwi rw taw i j 4 iammmi i
i KtSk HYFERAETUESiJi, UCT TTqvrTTpKmiar trrmjm. - i
Hrbin'a Irtritotvtrr UVU0M9 fCnottnrtJl
i ilrf.fnrfiir'ifrtf ,
. Price ox Javicaraior UHOiiuaKuniu
Mmrfil rtrtriv hlt fr trt mfirflU. T PstfTI TV
m Pwi ftha imouwi.A SQ bottle eVrm
I.1EDIO DlsrESiAnY. DCirt.,3.r,Clt v
Mntatmc irlViiiniiTrnrr Bnr fi rr r'CiliTfr,ri1T' ITuri TiTnnrn TimFti rtupnniirt Tl illfwM,
CROSS CUT TOBACCO
W. Dukes & on,
FOR PIPES AND CIGARETTES
BEST IN THE MARKET!
through the book-keeper's window, "you had
better be bled'
And so saying, ho took out a cutthroat
mortgage and bled him. Aftor the operation
tho pationt seemed much reduced; appetite
117 dog. in the shade; pocketbook, normal;
credit, 17 deg. below.
Josh Billings1 Guide to Health.
Never run into debt if yon can find anything
else to run into.
Be honest if you can; if you kan't bo
honest, pray for help.
Marry yung, and if you make a hit,keep
cool and don't brag about it.
Be kind to your mother-in-law, and, if
necessary pay her board at somo good hotel.
Bathe thoroly once a week in soft water
and kasteel soap and avoid tite boots.
Exercise in. the open air, but don't saw
wood until you aro obliged to.
Laff every time you feel tickled, and
laff once in a whilo ennyhow.
Eat hash washing days, and bo
if you have to shut your eyes to do
Ono morning Douglass Jerrold and
Compton proceeded together to view tho
pictures in the gallery of illustration. On
entering the anteroom they found themselves
opposite to a number of very long
looking glasses. Pausing before one of
these Compton remarked to Jerrold :
"You've come hero to admire works of art;
very well, first feast your eyes on that
work of nature 1" pointing to his own
figure reflected in tho glass. "Look at it;
there's a picture for you!" "Yes," said
Jerrold, regarding it intently; very line,
very fino, indeedl" Then turning to his
friend, "Want's hanging, though 1"
While an Indiana editor was homo sick
with typhoid f ever and his wife and little
daughter were suffering at tho samo time
with diphtheria and scarlatina, tho offico
boy clipped jmd published as a leader tho
following medical note: "Typhoid fever,
diphtheria and scarlatina aro tho results
of human ignorance, stupidity, laziness
and filth, rather than visitations of God."
DR. E. COOK WEBB,
OFFICE AND UDSIDENOE:
CORNER RICHARDS A BERETAMA STS.
HW7 o 8 to 10; 2 to 4:1 to 8.
A. H. RASEMANN,
Blank Book Manufacturer
JLANK BOOKS OF ALL DESCRIPTIONS
Ruled and Bound to Order
With Neatness and Dispatch.
- Blank Boofc. 3Ta;jalnes, Lesal and Newspapers
Donna in Tsrioas Styles and at Ilcaionable Friends
27 Merchant St., (Gazette Building)
IP" Honolulu, n. I.
1 28 iFoirt Street
Cold Drinks for young & old
Superior Ginger Beer,
Donnoliy's Reot Beerr
Donnelly's Spruce Beer,
10c. per bottle
10c. per bottle
10c. per bottle
These Becra are thn most pleasant and healthiest
I27i2?s 1?ownL eleane and pnrify the blood,
SSIS,?1terthcnlJ "fit, onlr TO client drlnkbnt
good for invalids, and will more readily quench thTrst
without producing any deleterious effects.
Candies ! Candies
Home made Creams and Caramels, all varieties,
fresh dally. Finest selection ot Imported Candles,
unate a Celebrated Boston Lozenccs. finest aromatic
quality in the market. NUTS and
Smoke! Smoke I Smoke!
My3IanU4sarethebestin town, come and Judge for
yourself. American, HaTanaand Hlnsley's celebrated
home-made Cigars always on hand. Chewlne and
ON AND AFTER THIS DATE. TITE
HONOLULU ICE WOHC03IPANY,Wi!lZ
liver ICE at AS LOW RATES a, any oeT mpany1
Freeth & PeacoGk
No. 23 Nuuanu Street,
HONOLULU, H. I.
Wine &, Spirit
Offer for Sale at the
Lowest Market Rates
George Goulet Champagne, in pis. and U.
Chas. Farre Champagne, in yte. and qts.
Carlton Frere Champagne, in pts. and ejts.
Fine Old Cal Brandy in Bulk,
Pure Virginia White Rye Whiskay,
Budweiser Lager Beer, pts. &qts.
A Large and Well Selected btock of
Always oc hand and for Sale at prices that defy cam-petition.
Country orders solicited.
ALL GOODS GUARANTEED
r. o. box mo.
No. 92 King Street.
Once more solicits the patronise and support of tiose
who for twenty years knew sad
dealt with him.
Plain Talk Pays Always
Frrts has tor manyycara worked for and. endeavored
to please every class of theeommonlty from the highest
in the land down to the humblest of the woriiat
classes, and he can say that durihj that tiiae he never
madean enemy or ioata customer. Nowfcebts !
pnt his hand to the plow, sod is as well able and willing
to give honest work, srood material, sad fair value
for money as ever yet was done in the Hawaiian Islands.
UAS ALWAYS ON HA?S
Single & Double Harness
Everything Requisite forthsSUWt,
A prrx nx2 ot
English & Sydney Saddles,
Saddle Cloths, Blankets, etc., always la stock.
a what he has not rot he can make.
HP THE DENOMlKATIfWra
Visiting San Francisco
CAN FIND TEE
Hawaiian Paper on fOa
AT THE OFPICE 6? THE
. P. Merchant
fc.Tf "Ber' Fens..Iak Bltettoriea sa4 Isferauties es
V 1.2.l.nini4iA(Vtt. .. v amm.vmj it tas
Postoffiee, In any quantity from one to oaetSew
Envelopes. Persona resldta? on the ether IstM?
nocure them from the local PostcSsta : also de0
prd foreign reply carda. rM.
FOR JOB WOllK SXHCUTEDTS'
the neatest style, caii a; GAZE'OTOPyiCI.