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Pro cresa.
This life is full nf worthiness,
Obscured by circumstance,
Sut blossoming into glorious thing*
Wheo once it gets a clianee.
The pumpkin seems tx lowly frail;
'Tis neither fair nor sweet,
liut when it is transformed to pic,
in faith, it can't he hont!
-Washington Star.
Slio Kncir lier Usn.
Tie-"Darling, which would you rath
er have for a birthday prosont, a soal
jikin cloak or an automobile?"
Wife-"I'd rather have $10, dear;"
Mew York Times.
More Than Tim? lo Go.
"My gracious !" exclaimed Mr. Stay
late, "it's nearly 12 o'clock. It's time
to RD."
"Ol" said Miss Popprey, meaningly,
"ll'u sundy lalor than thal."-Phila
delphia Press.
An Kacntnpta.
Teacher-''Yes. 'revive' moans to
'conn* to.' Now make a sentence con
tain in;; thal word."
Hrighl Poy-"IC one apple costs three
urn ls whal'll four apples revive?"
Philadelphia Pros?.
No atooiislliiio Madness.
Tess-"Ile has proposed to Miss
I'assay."
Jess-"h'or goodness sake! Hilt per
haps there is some excuse for him."
Tess-"Not a bit of it. Ile did il in
broad daylight."-Philadelphia Press.
tit?f? ? un i" K at Hollie.
Jasper-"I understood that you haO
turned over a now leaf, and were even
soiug to love your enemies, but it
?ceins to me that 3*ou love no one but
yourself."
Mrs. Jasper-"Well, I am my own
worst enemy."-Life.
A .TuTonllo l'liIlHntliroplst.
.T like that boy of Sniggins's."
"Isn't he a little obstinate? The day
1 called his mother had to threaten to
?pauk him before he would recito
pieces for the ladles and gentlemen."
"That isn't obstinacy. That's moral
courage."-Washington S lar.
A Fallit lc;.s l i j..ou.
Teacher-""P?hut is meant hy 'me
dium of:cseh'an?ycv' "
v/mie~"Wati' . ;v:>;
Teacher-"W)ir. ^S$r ... medium of
exchange-what do you take, to the
store with you when your mother
?ends you for groceriesV"
Wilde-"The book." -- Buffalo Ks
Hailed.
"Colonel,*' asked the beautiful grass
widow, "is your ideal tall or shortV"
"How can you ask nie such a ques
tion," he replied, looking around to
ace that no witnesses were present,
"when you are only me dium ?"
Then she called him a ''nungilty
b:>y" and pretended that she believed
iwr was a Hat lerer.
Ano Mi or Disputed Clim t.
"Well," said Hie ttrst bicyclist, "we I
.ught to he right in the middle,of
Bigg ville according to the map. yet. as
you may seo for yourself, we are ona
mud road some miles from anywhere."
"I can't understand it," said the sec
ond bicyclist, "unless the map was
made by some of those na ?al experts."
-Ballimore American.
Ambiguous.
Miss Budd-"Yes, sin; did say some
thing about, you, but I don't know
.whether it was meant to he compli
mentary or not."
Mr. Hallow-"O! I'll warrant I im
pressed lier."
Miss Budd-"I don't know; at any
Tale xho commented on your 'blooming
cheek.' "-Philadelphia Press.
Silently Mixed.
Marjorie--"Yes, Carrie is engaged to
a physicist.'*
Grandmother, (slightly deaf)-"And
what is thu J?"
Marjorie-"Why, don't you know
Si? teaches physics--Ibe law of forces."
Grandmother - "Physics horses?
Well. I don't think much of that for a
profession."-New York Times.
Tmitij. Troubles.
"What's the ma ll er here?" said the
officer, coining Initi Hu* restaurant.
"Why, bo.iH. ih*::i man said I could
?al one of his dinners without auy
trouble." Bald thu tramp.
"Well?"
"Well, I ato one. and I've got ro
money lo pay for lt, and now lt seems
.there's all sorts of trouble."-Yonkers
.Statesman.
Doing Jliit Uost.
"What a nice, sensible hal!" ex
claimed lie.
"I don't quite see why you speak of
Jt in thal manlier," she answered.
"I was simply doing my best lo
catch the proper phrase. 1 haye ob
served that when ever any garment
thal makes a woman less attractive
comes into vogue it ts Invariably re
ferred to as 'Ken?ihie.' "-Wuahiujilou
?Star.
A Doctor's Testimonial.
Dr. G. I. H. Caw thon, of A n (labium, Alu.
writes: "Tcttorino IR superior to any rained?
known to mn for Eczema und stubborn ukin
diseases." fiOi. ii box by mail from J. T. Sbup
trino. Savannah, Ga., if your druggist don',
keop it.
An ordinary piano contains a mile o?
wire string.
Bast For tba Bowels.
No matter what aila yon, csadaohs to %
cancer, yon will nOTor gat woll until your
towels aro put right. CASOARSTS help natura,
caro you without a grip*) or pain, produos
easy natural movement?, cost you just li
cents to ?tart getting your healthbaok. OAS
CAR?TB Gandy Cathartic, the genuine, pat ap
in metal boxes, every tablet has C. G. C.
stamped sn it. ?>d*v?r?J o' i mi In lio us.
With the aid of a microphone you can
hear a Hy walk".
FITS permanently cured. No flt? or nervous -
ness aft ir first day's nert of Dr. Kline's Great
Nervo Restorer. $2 trial bottle and treatise free
Dr. lt. H. KfcntK, Ltd.. 5;U Arch St., Phila. Pa.
The first American telescope was put in
position at Yale Collen? in IMO.
Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for children
teething, soften the gums, reduces inflamma
tion, allays pain, euron wind colic. 25oabotiie.
South Wales raises more coal than any
other part of (.?reat Britain. "
Piso's Cure for Comminution ?H un infallible
medicine for coughs and colds. - -N*. W. S A ?I U K [,,
Ocean Grove, N. ,T" Keb. 17, 11100.
A Peremptory Sermon.
A bootmaker living at East Dean, a
village in Sussex, Eng., about Iwo miles
distant from Goodwood Park, has adopt
ed a very summary method willi regard
to customers who takes long credit. In
thc window of his cabin hangs the fol
lowing memorandum:
"Now J. Johnson, don't you think ii
time that you pay thc - bob for repairing
your hoots? It is if? weeks ago that he
asked G. rurner to do thc work. He
could not go to work for his pore feet.
Ile has not gone yet."
Noll-"I hear Maude has broken off
lier engagoment." Helle--"Yes; she
said he was a Jonah, so she threw him
overboard."
WINC
CARTRIDGES IN
> from .22 to .50 loaded with cith
/ always give entire satisfaction,
modern manner, by exact machi
THEY SHOOT WHERE YOU HOL
TARTL
Thousands of children :i
Worms. Symptoms are seid?
JJ child's temperament ami upon the va
^ tines. I ose no time! Adopt tho safe
I DR. BOYKILN'S ^
* A SURE, SPEEDY AND SAFE DE
w IN USE OVER 30 YEARS- AC(
u? 25c- BEST VERMIFUGE KN*
^ ?4***3*49*** ************
MO-H--M-j -?
/Couched
"I had a most stt'born cough
for many years. It leprived me
of sleep and I grew^ry thin. 1
then tried Ayer's Chery Pectoral,
and was quickly cur' il
R. N. Mann, Fall lilis, Tenn.
Sixty years : cures
and such testin.? 'as the
above, have tauy, s what
Ayer's Cherry Pectoral
will do.
We know it's he great
est cough reme-.y ever
made. And you will say
so, too, after ye:, try it.
There's curein v ydrop.
' -ce eh-ei : 25c, SOc, JV ' trnulii?.
OiiQiujt your iIocfi>r. I
then (In an ho says. If
tu take it. thou tlou't tai
I.oavi! ll with him. \V
J
.7a Uko lt.
? you uot
flo k:u.'W?.
..mc
V. AYKH (.(i.Jt'??T?'ll. Miss.
S CAPUC
ri; ur
Nervous llondueb
nnrl HICK HEA.DAC!
1? I ??ly ti H rm lean. Ko
-iE ?g
: iturnlgln, pl
It is atiso- *gC
c*T?ct on thu
Si
M . -.?... .... ..- - - -
g; heart. For pal? nt nil D?"K Store.?.
>? * ik S< St>?, ?< ix 3? s y? v? R Vt>? ?c^i?? Vi RH SK
WE PAY R. R. FAKE AND v KDKR $5,000
l>t poeJt. Gunrunio?
?fy
soo i it KI: snioi.AitsM
VOST. Writ? Ootuk
I51J S IN KS.S (Ol.l.Ll.l
HOAKI) AT
l. - A I.A.
?<ON, <JA.
(Soll! .llcitnl nt I.uilu . iMiMilinn.
McILHENNY'S VABASCO
So. ??.
Louisville, Ky7
br ?24<L. hy all drut^?ats.
ALL CALIBERS
ter Black or Smokeless Powder
They arc made and loadci in a
nery operated by skilled experts.
,D ? ALWAYS ASK FOR THEM
re beinif gnawed to distraction by
nu reliable. They depend upon the
ricty of worms present iu the intes
uud sure course by using
tVORM KILLER.
STROYER OF THESE MONSTER!?
DEPT NONE BUT DR. BOYKIN'? .
OWN SOLD EVERYWHERE.
?V5 > S**94*4*434*:l*3f -
J.pather-Covoreo: Mantel*.
Thc very newest idea in leather
decoration is au entire mantel in a
rich Binnie ot Breon, which was ar
ranged for a Long Island woruau who
waa dissatisfied with tho ugly mantel
In the dining room of her country
horne and wa? advised to try the ef
fect of hiding the disfiguring projec
tion with leather. The result was a
complete success aud several ol' her
friends have followed her example to
the extent of having leather mantel
drapery, if not. entirely incasing the
chimney corner. For an Indian room
or a den a hanging of leather in a rich
vermilion tone, with au Indian's head
skillfully etched on it, lends a decid
edly bright hit or color.- Detroit Freo
Press.
The. stranded Thespian who walks
the railroad track realizes ?hat the rene
for fame often results in a tie.
Must ot us attribute the success o
others tu luck
We refund JOc, tor ev?ry pacVza^o ol' Tm
sxn FAHEI-CSS DYK thal teils to t,ive mtisfac
tion. Monro? I?rive Co.. l?nionvUlc, Mo.
'fhe averact: pi ri i? capricious. She will
tell ? follow lie is I'.to light > t* Uer lite and
then turn him down.
'['herc is moro Catarrh in this Ht '.-lion of ths
country than all othf.r ?HSCUKCS put together.
?ind imiil the lay.' few y? ?;>.- wu s supposeil to 00
'neur;dde. For n great tunny year* doeior-t
oronoiiiteed it a 'oral <li.-<rse lind pvMcrriwd
local remedies. ?nd hy coustantlv failing to
enre with local treatment, pronounced it in
curable. Science liiw proven cu tandi io he a
cnniditHiioiial disenso an?! therefore requires
con?ititntiotinl treatment. Hall'? Catarrh Cure,
manu fn ctn veil hy V. J. cheney & Co., Toledo,
Ohio, is tho indy constitutional cure on tho
market. It is taken internally in doses from
?0 drops to a teaspoonful, lt acts directly on
tlic blood and mucous surfaces ot' thc system.
They ofl'er one hundred ?lollara for any cuan
it fail? to erne. Send for circulara und testi
monial. Address F.J. Cu KN KY ?fc Co.,Toledo, O.
Sold hy .OriiKtnsts, 75e.
Hull's Fiimily Pills are. tho best.
The British hool, and shoe trade is
largely dependent upon American ma
chinery.
piensa, rvtly*
s Ber\eficiaJly;
ly as Lax aviver.
tppcals to thc cultured and the
I to thc healthy, because its corn
simple and wholesome and b?
ait disturbing the natural func
lly free from every objectionable
)r substance. In the process of
turing figs are used, as they a-c
to the taste, but the medicinal
of S vi up of Figs are obtained
excellent combination of plants
o be medicinally laxative and to
beneficially.
t its beneficial effects-buy the
-manufactured hy the
?. Cal.
rtew York.N.Y.
tc.fifty cents per bottle.
Vor More Thnu i? QnnrMt1 of it fmittttr?r
DoiiKliu $:*.<\i mid $r..u> simes tur ?lyle, ?onifi-il ?uitt uv
tn ikr* ima ?ii liteau im. i s. 'Hit' i \? l-l..-:u r.*i'iuatiuu
nluur. W. !.. Iht.lKlab hliiHfi lui-:.' lui-ivf ln-lu r i>.iti?i "
%r, u> SIKH'.H ln.'1-a..su hu? i?-i>uiali?m lin thc l?si M ;
maintained.
.Vit/</ by IS! ihmffiM Storr* in Awi rt'.-.i.-i ?-?'ir: ml ?
uearer at our prv?i; and bat ?live Ural- t i i'd r^tr/it/ r,
Tin- Klanitanl In.?? nlwijri IH'IMI plftwl se liin'i
in Hie W. I.. U'Ul Mlns >? 01 avl -?.l.M simes. Ur.ii !
more fr).?! wul $a..<i siico* limn any nilli r iv.*? inniw.
\V. i^. I>?ittxlns r-et.oo nn?1 ra:i.,v li ?? .
loathers UM.UI In ??.Ol)nnil ?;;.?<? <-l.
Insist upon having AY. t.. I>?io . '.
on bottom. SlicCK frill niivivlir-v un li.
rnrrlam*. Taki" iiK*aiuin*iii?*i'tiiof i?n?t ?<s ??li .?...
wliitli mtiMlv Worn: ptain .ir rapto*; heavy, muli
CATA LOO PICKE.
W. L. DOUGLAS.
PRICE. 25c,
wa
Tin: fertilizer ap
plied, must furnish
enough Potash, or tho
hind will lose its pro
ducing power.
Rrail rjtrcfilffy our liookt
ott tio|>?>-sent /rte.
LUMAN KAM WONKS,
t Ka**au St., Nc* York.
IV >l I ' in Shorthand,
L/IV! tl Bi.okkiM-j?i?s
1*01111111 ll Nil I p.
Study ^"'"Vmr
?j R ~~ T - J lunts ?mil
|fj U other brui.elios. Thon-otniU ur?
mri nm . u w (tiling tl?U otiweit;!ul!y.
\\ tito for pirticiilnrs atntlcv.
Drake-Bridge School,
Room 550 MU Kif th A veone. Kew York ?Hy.
and Kimi !
pltton? In the f
pu ri tut lot.
ry.t n .U i>, oi
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n't ut UK tlii
?, . ?all Inf rm.
4 Ol.I .Tl (tl \
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denta in nnter
:iao to accept unod
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t"jf*it ons aro H-v ir .':
.<? lt. H. !life "STiT? i -i i
.t. *uitl< n. hoard . I.cit.
tier, but ivrlio at uneo
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?How to Get 'Rich
A book m' I' i't aires written hy a IKWIUONK
ol'ft* year* experience, who has IIKV.II rori
at.tl ronie lu contact with nio.-i ni the rich
of the country. iv.i <. reilly tor Im.vs ami <?
un:.- ..et. ihotisnntls of oilier :ii?;n rea?
Vdt: lieeetue suee:-s..'(il l>;, I ol low Ititi tl) reel
.M.iilt-.l on rrceiul of price il.io rash ur ri
onter. AircttlK sctlltiu them inst. S. <
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Pitts a: way i> ?n hui?.:. T.lMlntNwe.i, l'ait:. I...M.. N.C.
Buy Jones Scales
Send a postal for Bargain Catalogue.
JONKB nt: r.ws Till. PKKiuirr.
Dox N. V., BUiOIIAMTCjf, a. Y.
WOMEN ! SUFFERERS !
Write to Cay. r'orON ITXTANII .V HALF "rK
OA Y you i nr.. y unutir. :.t IliHni*. ul leu.--, rhoe?,
IHew.ttioii, I'lsrlaefitient, Tunton', ami ?il li'iufcto
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Free. Dr. B. H. UKEEN T HONF loi S. A'.l.u'.. #?.
UUKtS WHtKt All tlbt IAILS
I liest t'onith Syrup. Tauten Ooml. ti
In Hum. Sold hy druiIKlM?.
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