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Mr. Robert H. Norris, No. 1333 Hen
ry St., North Berkeley, Col., writes:
"We have never had any other medi
cine but Poru?a In our home since we
have been married. I Suffered with
kidney and bladder trouble, but two
months treatment with Peruna made
me a well and strong man. My wife
felt weak and was easily tired and
was alBo troubled with various pains,
but since she took Peruna she is well
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"Did Caesar's disposition change
much during his life?" asked the pro
"Well," answered tho blufllng stu
dent, "he had a lot moro Gaul when
in an Effort to Bring Wife's Trou
bles to End, and Finally
Myra, Ky.-Mrs. Sarah Branham, of
this town, gives out the following
statement for publication: "I am 37
years of age, und suffered untold agony
with womanly troubles for ll years.
For 7 years, I was all run down, and
was told that I could not live. My
husband spent everything ho had, hut
I got only temporary relief.
A merchant recommended Cartful,
the woman's tonic, to my husband,
and he got mo 5 bottles at one time.
I began taking it, and before the first
bottle was gone, I began to feel better.
I took all of tho 5 bottles, and I am
today as sound and .'' as any
*? woman, and fat and he
. Such testimony as tho above, which
ls given unsolicited, speaks for itself.
Can't you seo, lady reader, that you
aro doing yourself, your family, your
friends, an injustice by not, at least,
trying Cardui, if you suffer from any
of the many ailments so common to
Cardui is composed of pure, harm
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Cartful has helped thousands of oth
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Ask your druggist. He knows about
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lt ls Still Fashionable.
"Pa, what'B poetic justice?"
"Tho former president of a bache
lor club being married to a woman
who makes him feel that he would
rather lose his job than be late for
dinner furnishes a pretty fair sample
Calomel ls an Injurious Drug
and is being displaced in a great
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Lou-1 saw Ethel yesterday, anc
wo had tho loveliest confidential chai
Lucy-I thought so; she wouldn'i
talk to me today.-Judge.
Backache Warns You
Backache is one of Nature's warnings
of kidney weakness. Kidney diseaso
kills thousands every year.
Don't neglect a bad back. If your back
is lame-if it hurts to stoop or lift-if
there is irregularity of tho secretions
suspect your kidneys. If you suffer head
aches, dizziness and nra tired, nervous
and worn-out, you hive further proof.
Use Donn's Kidney Pills, a fine rem
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A KENTUCKY CASE
O. W. Li. Nesbitt,
i Marlon, Ky., says:
? "KUimy dUease had
mad? mo an Invalid.
I was in bod for
weeks at a tlino and
often wished that
death would come
and end my mino ry.
I could'hardly hold
my arms above my
ht:0d at times and
tho kidney secre
tions wero In awful
shape. Doctors hold,
out llttlo hopo fori
my rucovory. A rolu
tivo advised mo to
try Donn's Kidney
ruin and after I had
tnken ono box, I felt
better. Def oro long
I wns a well man
and Doan's Kidney Pills alono cared mo."
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CHILD MUST WAIT HIS TURN
Youngster Was Without Cognomen
Because Father Had Used All the
Good Ones on Dogs.
A lady in a email Alabama town had
occasion to call at tho cabin of her
washerwoman, Aunt Betsy. Wliilo
waiting for the article she sought to bo
found she observed a woolly head
which appeared from under the edgo
of tho bed and asked:
"Is that one of your children, Aunt
"Deed an' 'tis, honey," was the reply.
"What is Its name?"
"Dat chile ain't got no namo yet,
Miss Rosa," Aunt Betsy said.
"Why, it must be fivo or six years
old. Surely it ought to have a namo at
that age," the lady said.
Aunt Betsy nodded.
"Dat done worried me a wholo lot,
honey. Hit sho' has," ehe said. "But
whut Ah -gwino to do? My ole man ho
dono used up all do good names on do
dawgs, an" now dat chile des hatter
wait twell one ob dem die, BO ho can
git his name."-Houston Post.
He had established a game preserve
and ordered the keeper to stock it
with very tame blrdB.
"Now, keepah, you are sure these
are tame birds?"
"Won't be too hard to-aw-get at,
"Won't fly away too fast-aw?"
"No," said the keeper in deep dis
gust, "if you whistle they'll como to
"That old novelist's autograph
brought a good price," said the col
"YeB," replied Mr. Snifklns. "How
little we appreciate tho blessings with
which we are surrounded. When that
novelist was alive he could have all
of his autographs that ho wanted. And
I venture to say that he showed no ap
preciation of tho luxury whatever."
Neighbors for Ten Years.
"How long have you known that
gentleman we just passed?"
"Well, I don't really know him at
all, to tell you the truth. I just havo
a sort of scraped acquaintance with
him, you might say. Wo have lived
in adjoining Hats for about ten years,
and the other day I ventured to speak
to him, don't you know."
"I know a way that you could get
all the money you want for battle
ships," said the man who is always
digging up advice for statesmen.
"Spend enough on rivers and har
bors to enable you to send battleships
all through the country as special at
tractions at county fairs."
How He Won Her.
She-Some persons claim that they
cannot look from a height without
wishing to cast themselves down. Did
you over have that feeling, Mr. Yearn
"Indeed? Where were you?"
"I was in an elevated car, and I saw
you in the street."
ABOUT THE SAME.
Hayrack-Why did you Bend Slaj
ton to the legislature? '
CorntosHle-We found that w
couldn't send him to jail, so w
thought that was tho next best plac<
Intricacies of the Law.
Attorney-Well, Mr. Cornstalk, hav
you made that schedule yet?
Mr. Cornstalk (who has been ai
pointed adminiatrator)-Really, Mi
Lackbrlef, I've looked all over my fan
and I don't believe I have any Umbe
large enough to make one.
HIS BIRTH A CATASTROPHE
Wealthy Young Man Who Fell In Love
With Mure Working Girl 'Is Gl,vei?^^
Tho wealthy young man from tho
East end became smitten with a mero
working giri, as the talo is told. In
the enthusiasm of tbo moment ho pro
posed to mwry her. But to his In
tense surprise she refused him.
He thought that she might be nwed
by his position and address and world
ly poser sions; so he talked human
brotherhood a-iid equality and modern
rtf soe," ho said. "You refuse mo j
because I am rick and you aro poor
-because I have birth and position,
while your ancestry is doubtful. That
idea is un-Arnedcan. Wo aro all aUko
in this country. Tho fact that I drlvo
a car while you Bliug hash moa: -
nothing-my position is a mero ac*. -
dent of birth."
"It's moro tk'.n ari accident,"'she de
"What is?" h/> demanded.
"Your birth. That wasn't no accfc
dent-it was a catastrophe!"-Clee
land Plain Dealer. ?j*
WANTED 'EM FOR HIS WI??
The Magistrate (to prisoner after
ho had paid his fine)-Well, what are
you waiting for?
Prisoner-Say, judge, don't you give
Free of Duty.
Two Germans who were crossing
the Luxembourg frontier declared to
the customs officials:
"We have three bottles of red wine
each. How much ia there to pay?"
"Where is it?" asked one.
"Well, Inside us."
Tho official gravely looked at kio
tariff book and read: "Wino in casks,
20 shillings, in donkeys' hides, free.
Gentlemen," he said, looking up, "you
Why They Laughed.
Mrs. Youngbride-Norah, I don't
mind your entertaining your woman
friends In the kitchen evenings, but I
must insist on their making less noise
with their boisterous laughing.
Norah-Sure, mum, I'm sorry, but
the ladies ra'lly couldn't help lt. T was
tellln' them how you tried to make a
cake yesterday mornin'.
Anxious Mother-There's a look
about that young man's eyes that 1
don't like. He looks at mo out of their
corners as If trying to conceal some
Daughter-Perhaps he is trying to
conceal his admiration for you, rna.
Mother (much relieved)-Oh, J
didn't think of that!
Trying to Please.
"I should say so," replied tho stu
dent. "My football was so poor that
I'll have to see If I can do something
to please father with my Latin. Tho
only thing is that I can never get him
to take the interest in books that he
does in football."
"So you turned him down, eh?"
"Yes, I rejected him."
"But I thought you loved him?**
"I do. I'm just crazy about him."
"Then why did you refuse him?"
"One of my girl friends refused him
once, and ? can't have her saying that
I took oner of her cast-offs."
A Bad Card.
"You'll have to fire that trombone
"He plays all right," objected the
leader of the orchestra. "What't
wrong with bini?"
"The comedian complains that ht
looks too bored during the show."
Time to Intrude.
Mother-Is Mr. Kissem in the parloi
"What are they dotng?"
"They are sitting a good distance
apart, and talking; but sister hat
taken off her Elizabeth ruff."
"Very well; I'll go down at once."
Not Helping Mother.
"Well, you have a sensible daughter
'* Hiram. I saw her washing dishes ii
the pantry just now. But why doe
6 she need a red light?"
o "Washing dishes? She never dil
J- B?ch a thing in her life. She's deve?
oping photographs, old chap."
e A Hint
"lio you know," he said at on
>? o'clock in thc morning, "I think that
r? could learn to love you?"
n "That may bo so," she yawned, "bu
,r what gave you the idea that I wa
keeping you after 3chool2"
j The Evangel of f
Br Rev. PARLEY E. ZARTMANN. D. D.
Secretory of Extension Department
Moody Bible Intlitule, Chicago &
L'EXT-But they constrained him, say
ing. Abide with us; for lt la toward even
ing, and tho day ls far spent. And ho
went In to tarry with them. LiUko 24:2).
What a great
and gracious gos
pel is proclaimed
and mado possi
ble by the central
fact of Easter;
for without tho
resurrection o f
Jesus Christ from
tho dead there is
f.n evangel for tho
M.-..lister to preach
uud no gospel to
save thoso who
might helievo -?
no salvation from
sin. io sun to
drivo away dark
ness and despair, no hopo of heaven.
Paul lays great emphasis upon UICB?
vital things in I Corinthians 15:12-19.
It is significant that after his resur
reetion. Jesus appeared only to
disciples; and of these, first to ti.
who needed him most. There is deep
meaning in the very order of the re
corded appearances after his resurrec
tion. First, to Mary, probably tho
most heart-broken of all tho little
band; then to Peter, who had denied
him, and since thon had been weeping
bitter tears of repentance; then to tho
two sad and weary ones on tho way to
Emmaus who were saying, "Wo
trusted it had been he who should
havu redeemed Israel."
On the Emmaus Road.
Let us consider thiB story of tho
f.rst Easter Sunday evening. There
is a peculiar charm in It, and the very
simplicity wins our hearts. How real
istic it is, how true to life, how pa
thetic in Its exhibition of mutual sor
row and the concern of a friend who
knows all about us, though wo may
not know who he is; how encourag
ing to hearts despondent and sad. Ono
can pict .rc the scene, without difficul
ty. lt had been a day of great excite
ment In Jerusalem; there were many
I conflicting reports about Jesus, who
j had beea away in the tomb, a few days
? before; some gave account of strange
! things they had seen and heard, but
, grave doubt still possessed many of
j the disciples; and now these two are
on their homeward way, sorrowful as
they go, under the shadow of a great
perplexing mystery. Perhaps light and
comfort will come In the quiet and
rest of home.
AS they journeyed a stranger joined
(hom, inquiring the cause of their sor
row, and learning what he knew, their
perplexity about what had happened
that day. It was not strange that they
did not know him. To Abraham ho
came as a wayfaring man, to Joshua
as a soldier, to Jacob as a wrestler, to
Mary as a gardener; besides their eyes
were holden. Put, meeting their per
plexity and doubt, with a precious un
folding of the Scriptures, "beginning
at Moses and all the prophets, he ex
pounded unto them in all the Scrip
tures the things concerning himself."
Pour blessings came to thoso sorrow
ing travelers from their unknown com
panion-their minds were opened,
their hearts burned within them, their
eyes were opened, and he revealed
himself as set forth in all the Scrip
The Gracious Revelation.
"And he made as though he would
have gone further. Rut they con
strained him . . . and he went in to
tarry with them." That Is one of the
sweetest touches in the story. Put what
a calamity If they had let this iu>
known companion go on hirf way-no
gracious revelation of the very Christ
on whom their hopes hnd been set
And your calamity will be great If you
do not constrain tho tarrying Jesus tc
come in and abide with you. Oh, bid
the dear Savior come in.
Can burning hearts keep back the
message? TheBe disciples were filled
with joy. Possibly they did not wail
to finish the meal, for they rose ur
that same hour, hastening to Jem
salem to tell the glad story about ttu
risen Lord who had considered' ii
worth while to take time on the firsi
day of his resurrection to walk sever
miles into the country? with two sor
And this Christ with the tendei
heart is with us yet. The evangel o
Easter is the glad news of a Savior
who by his resurrection from dead
has power to raise our souls fron
death. As you accept Christ, the ver:
omnipotence of God will work withii
you, and your faith will secure for yot
In your daily lifo a share in the resur
r.ection of Christ. (Eph. 1:19, 20). Ma;
this beautiful Easter story repeat it
self in your life. May you hav<
Christ BB your companion, your teach
er, your friend, your guest; and al
that, and more, he will be after hi
has becomo your Savior. Sorrowing
sinning soul, he may be meeting yoi
on the way just now; perhaps just a
the parting of the ways; do not le
him go on, but do say:
"I need thy presence every passing hour
What but thy Brace can foll tho tempter'
Who like thyself my guide and stay ca
Through cloud, and sunshine, O, abid
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