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VOLUME 44 1 U n NO IPOZlT
THE MAYOR BARS THE WAY
i Mayor McClellan him scored again by vetoing the
IYJ Weatchester franchise on grounds no thoroughgoing
and comprehensive as to leave the Aldermen not a
hole to crawl through If they have an atom of com
4 mon sense they will now drop the politics and friend
ship which hate been put forward by their apolo
gists as the only plausible alternative to a less chart
tkto explanation of their conduct and proceed to give
J he people of the Bronx what they want
jThe prompt pasango of the Port Chester franchlie
wltiaJl proper safeguards for the public Interests will
irtend genuine rapid transit to the Connecticut line
I
I within two years There is no longer any possible ex
cuse for denying this boon to the people beyond tho
Harlem 1
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to 1 avery creditable record
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BEAUTYAND PRACTICALITY
The more the subject of a remodelled city is stud
ad the more fascinating It teems It appeals alike to
the nrtlrtlc temperament and to the practical mind
M For Instance at the Municipal Art Societys dJar
S JT on Tuesday evening Mr Charles R Lamb exhibited
uiw rfreet plana In whose preparation equal < ten
jJon lad been paid to beauty and to the c
It of circulation In n plan of the prevailing checker
board p patterrubcth of there ends are eacriflced No
irrangement IB morq inconvenient for it yqu want to
go cff the line of the street you happen to
o on you have to travel on two sides oC a right
itn lcd triangle At the same time every possible
architectural effect issmothered for as you lookalong
the street you see nothing but two monotonously con
rercins b h lritilnM If there is a beautiful structure
on one sldo nobody seea it except the few who hap
pen to be Just ficrojs the way and even they do not
elt to advantage
Radiating streets distribute the croud to the best
Advantage and the can be made to end in a vista of
I coast imposing building or monument IliA city like
Ftrii where the eye rut it travels along an avenue is
litfays anwted by a triumphal arch or a sorgoou
bp i house or a majestic palace there is mental ex
bJJnrptlon in n mere walk to business
When the Mayor names the City Plan Commis
sion whose appointment will be one of the crowning
i dlttincUqns of hli administration it will have to deal
with almost very subject that affects tho collective
4 life of the citizens from ras mains to statuary And
It iH find lluivay wonderfullysmoothed by the en
thusiastic oltlnteer efforta of the Municipal Art So
ciety
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ii i Two TJionvand gear AAoWHn one of lh
tfr trees of California wee cut down It showed the trace
of a forest fir which if the record of the rings Bi to bt
believed occurred soon after the beginning of the Chris
i tian era That thrown an Important sidelight on the
jantlqnlty man on this continent The chance are
C balyJII fmor of human origin or tint fire for ant
trail have nut acqulrrdtle vice of Inrendlarmand light
0 4 ninE Is not a ttequtnt lsltor In California <
ir Cabbage c Heads and Caterpillars
A Fable
EI 6 Nixola 3reeljSniith
1 H13Y were ery green thP round
THEY rnbbufc head that grew
I Ti In the cabbage patch that lay In
the very centre of the fcpmmon
Originally Ii had not been n cabbage
r patch at nil having been considered
barren ground unworthy een of the
i t cultivation of cabbage head
But became the aprlni wInds that
i cautrht un nnd distributed tho cabbage
leeds were wiser than the men who
S owed them eljewhere happened that
1 after nwhlle the barren atrip In the
itJIti centre of the common became peopled
I y with green things also and bojited a
I cabbage patch of Its own
And In all th patch there were no two cabbage heida
alikei But after awhile becnune they grew In it waite
pace on the common and there was nq one to tend them
wftd Brew around the cabby1 11nd the rain fell and the
Ifjflj Jlle1 and flnall the cnterpllar came
> Ihe tatcrplllan came and selected the cabbage heads
that they thought the tendereat and Kreeneit and III Into
their very hearts and dwelt there And at nrat the other
tabbacea looked aIcane at the heads the caterptllarn had
attacked and prided themselves upm their own freedom
r r ini caterpillar But as the depredations of the cater
S pillar trlbo Increased the niimb at cnbbaires with white
tfeaten hearto dlmlnhhed till Instead of being a disgrace
lo be eaten by caterpillars became the fashion and even
j cabbage In the patch had caterpillar at Its heart or pre
r tended to have one
PI Finally the cabbage patch grew to belle that the cater
pillar wai an essential pnrt of the cabbage There were
1 wjser caTioage heads among them howeer arid one of
f Uiese jstd I
t YoU know and I klloww nil knowthat eerv cabbage
1 lta a caterpillar at lilt heart But because we live In a
I generation of li > iocrltes and there are some cabbagen win
p ureafhamtd of the caterpillar nt their hearts and eei deny
thst iIs there we will curl our Ieaes a little cln er and
A hid pur hearts where the raterplllars dwell end not mm
SI ton them or show them except when ce talk among our
r ieIvcj
V K And til the cabbage heads agreed that this was the
ti yolce of wisdom andMhere was harmony the cabbage
i patch because thay had an Interest and a caterpillar In
L4 common
But It happened one spring that th warm winds blew
trto the cabbage patch a nlrnnce seed that sprouted and
tr irtVnp among the cabbages but < fortune sty It did iio
irow up a rahbatf but raultflower
rl The cauliflower a little white heart that It did not
coter with Incurring l ae a for the simple reason that It
i wai a cauliflower and not a cabbage For Ita the cus
> ira of caulinowers to wear their hearts uncovered I
S Jlut chit cabbage s nw the hf rt or the cauliflower arid I
they ald amor them elvd In whlspern
r LJokat h atrange abbftje that don npt curl Its ltaa
1 joyt lt < heart hut nhuws Jt What a white heart It Iii Is
It 11f white heart 1 The cauliflowers hear II not white nt
altqnd U has no caterpillar
Mi I f And allthe cabbages looked at the strange fhlnic that hail
W I tic ralerpIUnr andshow Ita heart And they siy that jt
2 evoh1d tfiej wer angrj and thvy grew afound tIe
i3Ideean2 choked t because it had no caterplllnfcat
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LFor the Love of a Woman by Robert LoUis Stevenson
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SYNOPSIS or rnncKuiNo CIIAITKIXS
i4u dw btUIi We lId
ntlne iarix > nn an Italian political ouU >
The Carboiarl uw his dtath For tis vC
lluddltstons daughter rinrs a aataic
b rnrtgt Fngtlshiuan name Northmollr
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nelpa the cmUcccler ta escape to a toady
lvlllon on ChI shore of the German Ocean
Ther Clara mseta and becomes enraged to
Frank rusllls ti foniifr friend of North
mour Northmour lurnlnx of I his trlri
to kill Cusllla nm on the rumored ap
proach of tho Italians they temporarily
merge their difference s Into an alliance to
protect Claire and Huddlraton
CIIAPTEU IV
> A Cry In the Unrli
T WAS next taken upstairs to see Sir
I Hg < ldleston lie lay In bed Ills
L red heard flowing over the cm cm
HIsillKbt eu shone nllli the excite
ment of n high feer Hn held out to mi
a hand lone thin and disagreeably
hairy
lialtacome
Come In torn In Mr Canaille alrt
he Another protector tihem an
other protector Alwn > d welcome na a
friend of my daughter Mr Cnssllls
How they have rollleJ about me m >
daughters friends
Cassllls Is a good man said Noitli
mour worth ten
So I hear rrtedMr Huddlestone
eagerly > o my girl tells me Ah Mr
Cassllls my ln hen found rne out you
see I am ery loW very low hut I
hope equally penitent We must nil
come to the throne of Brace at last Mr
Cnmllls For my part 1 come late In
deed but Alth unfeigned humllltj 1
trust
Fiddlededee said Northmour
roughly
II No no dear Northmoir crIed the
banker You must not say that you
tnust not try to shako me You forgrt
my dear good boy you forget I may he
palled this very night before m >
Maker
Ills excitement T as pitiful to behold
and I felt ni > self grow Indignant with
orhmour whose infIdel opinions I
TveU knew and heartily desplrc as hft
continued to taunt the po4r sinner out
of his humor repentance e 4
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arc n man of the wbrld Insldo nnd out >
and wcie up lo nil Klndi of mischief hs
fore I wns born Your coniclence III
tanned like South American leather
only you forgot to tnn your llxei and
that If you will believe me is the sent
of tho nnnojance
Rogue rogue bnd boy said Mr
Huddlcstone stinking his finger I am
no precisian If you come to that I nl
WIVH hated n preclslano but 1 never
bat hold of something better through
It all Hark he broke out suddenly
his hand raised his flncem spread his
taco racked with Interest and terror
Only < he min bless God he added
after a pause and with Indescribable
relief
One question sir said I Iii It trim
that you have money with your
He seemed annoyed by the question
but Admitted with reluctance thnt he
had n little
Well 1 continued 1110 their money
they are after li It not Why not
give It up to them
Alt replied he nhaklng his head
t have tried that already Mr Cai
sllli and alii that it should be so but
It li blood they want
Huddlestonc thata a little lec thn >
fair said Northmour You shall men
tion that what you offered them Was
upward of two hundred thousand ihott
The deficit li worth a reftrcnci it la
for what they call n tool mini Frank
Then you see the fellows reason In
their clear Italian way and It seems k
them oa Indeed it seems to im1 thn
they may met as well have both whlTI
there nbout It money and blood to
gather hv George nnd no more trouble
for the ejtra pleasure
Is It In the pavilion I asked
It Ii and I wish It were In the bot
tom of the sea Instead said North
moor and then lIuddnlrWhat are
you maklnir fares at me for he crlec
to Mr Huddlestone on whom 1 had I
unconsciously turned my back DO
you think Cassllla would ellou1
I UrHuddle ton protested that noth I
Inc had been further ncra hit mind
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TlsU end h > woirylns i Ia What were
you going to 1II1 he added turning
to me
I was rolnc to propose an occupa
tion for the afternoon Mid I Let us
carry tint money out pIece by piece
and lay It down before the paxlllon
door If the Cirbonirl come ivhy Its
theirs nt any rate
No no cried Mr Iluddlestone It
does not It cannot belong to them It
should be dlntributed tpro rata among
all ny creditors
Core now Huddlestone sajd North
mour none of that
Well but my daughter moaned the
wrel < aie4 man
Vour daughter will do well enouGh
Here art two suitors Cnssllls and l
netlher of us beggars hetwcaii Tvhoui
tlie has to those And as foroui < tlr
lo rrtsko an end of arguments you huo
unless Im
no right to a farthing and S
much mistaken you are goIng to die
It was certainly > fry cruelly sold but
Mr Iluddlestone was a man who at
tracted little sympathy and althoUsli
I saw him wince ana shudder I men
tally Indorsed the rebuke nay 1 oddca
a contribution of myown
Northrcour and 1 1 said are will
Inc enough to help you to save jour
life but not to escape with stolen prop
miti atmtugjled for awhile with himself
nil though idwere 011 the point ot gIv
InK why tie anger but Irudence had liii
best ofihtO eontrovtrl
ly den boy he said do with mo
or toy money what you wIll leave an
In < 1111 hands Let me compose lay
bflr And so we left him gladly enough 1
urn The muir recollection of that afternoon will
always 1Ie grann on my mind North
mour and I were persuaded that an at
tack was Imminent One or other was
nlwnys listening for some sound or
peering from an upstairs window over
the links And jet not a sign Indicated
the presence of our foes
We debated oer and over again my
proposal with regard to the money and
hart we been In complete possession of
our faculties I am sure we should hae
condemned it at unwise but we were
austerefti with alarm prasped at a
straw and determined Although H was
a > much all advertising Mr Huddle
stones presence tn tho pavHJon to
carry mx propohW Into effectr
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bank paper and part In circular notes
I We took It out counted It Inclosed It
onco morn In n despatchbox belonging
to Northmour and prepared a letter In
Italian which ho thd to the handle It
win signed by both of us under oatli
and declared that this WAS nil tIle
money which hod escaped the failure of
the house of JllIddlt tone
lt wni nearly three when we Issued
from tho pavilion The rain had taken
oft the sun shone quite cheerfully 1
had never seen the gulls fly so close
about the house or approach so fear
Iccwly lo human beings On the very
doorstep one finped heavlr pat our
heads arjJ utteacd Its wild cry nmy
very ear
There Is an omen for you sold
Northmour who like all freethlnk
WON much under the Influence of sup r
rULon They think we are already
I made some light rejolndv but It
WHS with half my heart for the clr
cumiince hd lmnrB me
I A van or two belore the gate ona
natch of smooth turf < w > set down the
despatchbox nnd Norlhmour waved a
white handkerchief over his head Noth
tIll replied
h God he said In whisper this
Is too much for me
An wo turned back to the pavilion wo
realized that It wns revenge and not
their money alone the Carbonari sought
We wero In for a right Our compro
mise was evidently rejected
You were right I said All Is over
I Shakn hands old man for the last
timeYes
Yes replied he I will shake hands
for ai sure as I am hlrol bear no
malice But remember If by some
Impossible accident we should give the
slip to these blackguards Ill take the
upper hand of you by fair or foul
Oh said I you wearyme I
He seemed hurtand walked away In
silence to the foot of the stairs where
he paused
You do not understand said he
I am not a swindler and I guard my
self that Is nil t may weary you or
not Mr Cassllls I do not care a rush
speak for my own satisfaction not
for your amusement You had better ga
upstairs and court tho girl for my
part I stay here t l f
And I stay with you I returned
Do you think Iwould steal a march
even with jour permission
Frank he said smiling Its nplty
you are an ass for you have the mak
ings of a man I think X must be fey
today you cannot Irritate me even
when you try Do you knowhe con
tinued noftly t T think ware Ihertwo
most miserable roenln England vou
and IT W have got onto thirty with
oat viC or ciuaor > i ltii hop
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to look afterpoor pitiful lost devils
both And now we clash about a girl
All If them were not several millions In
tho United Kingdom Ah Frank Frank
the one who loses his throw be It you or
hi t ho has my pit > It were better for
Mmhow does the Bible snyT that n
millstone were hanged about his neck
and ho wer coat into the depths of the
sea Je un take a drink he concluded
suddenly but without any levity of tone
I was touched bY his words and con
sented Ho sat down on tho table In
the drawingroom nnd held up the glass
of sherry to his eye
If you heat me Frank he said I
shall take to drink What will you do
If It goes tho other wa1
Qod known J returned
Before wo sat down to table I looked
forth from an upstairs window The
day was beginning to decline the
links wero utterly deserted the des
patchbox still lay untouched where we
had left It hours before
Mr Iluddlestone In a long yellow
Urcaslngttown took one end of the
table Clara the other while North
mom anti I faced each tother from tho
sides The lamp was brightly trimmed
the wino was good the viands al
though mostly cold excellent of their
sortMr Huddlestona was relating with
great gusto and seemingly no feeling
of shame the manoeuvres of n scoun
drelly commission merchant whom he
had known and atudled In his south
and we were all listening with an odd
mixture of mirth and embarrassment
when our lIttle party was brought ab
ruptly to ai end In tho most startling
manner
A noise like that of n wet finger on
the windowpane Interrupted Mr Hud
dleatoncs tale and In an Instant w < >
wore nit four all white an paper and
sat tonguetied and motionless round
the table
A nall1 aid nt last for I had
heard that these anlmaji make a noise
somewhat similar In character 4
The name sound Vas repeated twice
at regular Inurvoln nnd then a formld
able voice shouted through the shut
tern the Italian wordV Tradltore
Traitor
Mr Huddleitone threw hiheatl In thw
air his eyelids ciuivere1I next moment
he fell Insensible below the table
Northmour and I had each run to the
armorv and seized a gun Clara was
on her te with her hand at her throat
So we 4tdod waiting for we thought
the hour ot attack was certainty come
but second passed after second and all
t utthe surf Teianed IIlIenClntho
neighborhood of the pavilion i
i Qulej ldt Northmour upstairs
wtthhim befos thtcos
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the 1I Near Side
e SEE said the Cigar Store Man that tho Board
5 I of Aldermen hasrit shaken any results out of
the lex on the repeal of the O P side ordl
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No replied the Man Higher Up I had to walt half
an hour this morning until a motorman came along wbo
wall too frozen up to refuse my signal before I could get
on a tar I didnt have my skates with me or I could
have chased the cars that passed me by I had been given
to understand that the ordinaccu would be repealed and I
waited on the crossing
After I got downtown I did a little Sherlock Holmes
work and found that Alderman Haggerty has been keep
ing open house In his eort Bide saloon waiting for J Pier
pont Morgan to come over and kick asalrat the cars
stopping on the near side of tho street He has even kept
open after hours waiting for Morgan but Morgan hasnt
shown up
Haggwty says that If Morgan Is satisfied everybody
ought to bo satisfied Morgan Is supposed to have plenty
of money If a man who his plenty of money comes be
fore on Alderman and kicks he can have what he kicks
or IT he Isnt mtiKb a rocr that puts the Aldermen next
to tny fact thit tJivc IE nothing to n
Why of course you know who AlfleratiAi Hagyerty
1st He Is the Chairman of the committee that has the
nearside ordinance In cold storage He Is one of tho
most powerful men in the Board of Aldermen What
Young Tim Sullivan says to him sounds like a phono
graph concert in a deaf and dumb asylum He Is an in
dependent man Until J Plerpont Morgan comes to his
saloon on the cast side and complains about the ncr
Bldu ordinance there wont be anything done
I understand that Tim Sullivan got dowjj on hla
knees and begged Haggerty to repeal the nearside ordi
nance No Tim replied Haggerty I am an independent
man If J Pierpont Morgan Is willing to get on the
First avenue horsecars nt the far crossing why should
anybody else make a holler
I thought that Alderman Tim Sullivan ould do any
thing he wanted with the Board of Aldermen said tin
Cigar Store Man
You haY9 been touted wrong replied thoM Higher
Up Tho Tammany members of tho Board dont pay
any attention to him If he went to them with money in
his hand and asked them to do anything for him the
wouldnt do it
MaL NAC6 ia
C By Roy L McCaNell J
She Goes Shopping with
NrD Her Husband and the
Way That Man Acts
Should Be a Warning to Young
Girls Net r to Trust Their Hap
piness to FaultFinding Brute
OU never Ink o rro anywhere von never stay home
YOU jou took me to the theatre lost night and
staled home tho day before
Yes and well do I remember both occasions Simply be
cause I am foolish enough to be patient and docile and
never say a word you fuss and quarrel and find fault all
tho time
And now simply because I asked you to come to tho
store with me you are trying to quarrel again But I wont
quarrel
Oh I see you smirking oILto that girl You were smirking at
her I saw you Yoa were smiling at me Thats right
add ln > it < v injury Sneer at me pray do Your lien
or humor Is so acute
Wh wns that srrlled nt It wn the gentleman who
has the loveliest manners nnd I would wager he never
finds fault In his home v
He stands at the door and directs the customers He
has ben here ever II Inca Sniggle i Hoopers started I feel
sure hes n member of the firm but whetucr it is Mr Snig
gle or Mr Hooper I cant say
Thats right sneer again No I am not going to err
You didnt Intend to hurt my feelings 1 You know you did
Simply because I try to be lighthearted and happy and
take an Interest In thing you sneer nt me nnd mock me
when you are not faultfinding nnd quarrelling 4
You rienr take any Interest in anything I do and they
are giving the double number of trading stamps today No
Ido not need a lawnmower But wont It come In handy
If we < move to the country next year And I only need J4
morfl worth of trading stamps to get that lovely lamp
No you cant get a lamp like that at the 10cent store
Those at the 10cent store are only Imitations You never
think or care how your homo looks If you did you would
Bet your cigar here where they give trading stamps
I have no cxpensho habits like nmoklng How soon you
would raise a row if I had But I 1o say you should make
the best of It and get your cigars here nnd ask for jour
trading stamps
Of course It Is a little trouble and > di have to stand In
line with a lot of gabbling women Dabbling women That
li another slur nnd Insult for me It you nado wife that i
wouldnt let you walk all over her you Wouldnt dare say
ouch things But you have broken aplrltnow break
my heart
Yes you should get our clgat here look at tills I
box for PS cents And it Jiasa lovely picture of a Spanish
girl on It Why thosp you haft at home have an ugly
picture of henry Clay wiwas anold fright on them and t
t was told you paid K a box for them
You could get fIve boxes of Diesel lovely La Aabestinos
for that much money and the tradfngstamo window is
only two floors b low111 the back i
Buy your cigars here You wont do It Of course you
wont You wont do anything Jo please me Why did you
Insist on coming and bringing me up to the cigar counter
just quarrel with me 1 t
You didnt sayi a word Tan did You said you wouldnt
have those cigar and JUst because I told you I kIahet my
hearton tilling my book of trading stamps
No you cant go I shall scream If you leave me I ain
going to faint I know I am You will be sorry some day
awou have treated me but it will be too late r
Whats the use of my trying to be sunnytempered
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