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The Evcnin g W o r 1 d D a ily Magazine, Saturd
y . August 5, 1911
die
SStarlO.
S'Matter, Pop?
Jg By C. M. Payne
PnMished tally Kirept Sunday by the (KM Publishing Compmy, N
Park Row, New Yurk.
os. 63 to 03
1. ANGUS STUW.Prw. and Trees.,
JOSEPH nUTZKIl Junior. Hec'y.
e i i n not.
O.T park How.
Entered a t the lost-Office at N
subscription Kum to The Kvrulng
World for the UMN Stetea
and Cinidi.
8 lie Voir a, fin
na Month 30
w York s Frrond-t'la.s Matter.
For I -.in. I end the ( ontlnent and
All Countries In Dm International
Posts I Union.
QM Yfir to. 7.1
Oft Month S8
VOLUME ft? NO. T,l? Irt
STANDARDIZING THE HONK.
Dtp rsJMi It'll, or TV PTM NMMH Co. (Tim Nr (an Worl I),
fl loMi-MnusY.i 'Z .TFT gpl rrcw rri I
A H .DoT BoWei? Hfllc A gg H Wr4vT You i Jm
i 1 1- w?r IJi;st what 4t
BfE National HlffhwiJI Pro-
tortivn Society report that
la iU. BS ..f t ., 1 ..
J 1 1 INI? lBB UHIUM VI ii
AcoidrtilH tluo to vehicular
traffic in New York City
rcunltrrl in N porons
killed and 215 injured. Of
the killed 1!( were victims
of ivtonobUcti The dwMu
dM to aiitorriorrilon wvro
nmre than twice a many a
in Jtily of last year, when
were killed by motor ve
hicles. If trie count of victims
were to include prrmona
ofTerinc from ohnck or insomnia, the numlicrw would acfiimc the pro
portion" of legion. Of course the machine has to scare people, for
their own pood, on the principle that the nervous shock is not so had
a the physical one of being run over. But the trouble is that there
is no uniformity in the notes of warning, even ansuming that they
re never sounded unnecessarily. Some anion honk, some bellow,
some blare and some whistle. Worst of all, there is the unearthly
iren shriek produced by a device utilizing the motor's exhaust.
These are all cruel and ITOimftl punishment, doubiy so to a
mn-iml ear. as there is no regulation of rone or pitch. The yawp
note may be nnywhere or everywhere in a range of a couple of oc
taves. In fact, your automobile procession has the steam calliope
of the old-time circus parade beaten to a frazzle. On one car there
i the top note of a cornet, on the next the middle note of a wood
wind instrument, on a third the hoarse guttural of a bassoon. Tf
the sound is by chance too soft and mellifluous, its value as a danger
ignnl is impaired, because the innocent bystander doesn't realize
what is coming.
This confusion and multiplicity of sounds, and nil for our good,
become a wearing and racking hardship. Tcading doctors rate it
as a crying menace to health. So eminent an authority a the London
Lancet utters a ponoVroiia protest in these words: "There can bo no
question of the reality of the evil, and our authorities must be pressed
to eradicate it from our midst."
That'a the right sort of talk. .Vow that medical testimony has
pronounced against the lusty auto him, ordinance could and should
be forthcoming to ameliorate present conditions by standardizing the
bonk.
1 MBBBBV 1 ' I I
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Sv ttrn 1
Coprrilbt, ltll, br Ikt l-tm Pnbllthlni
Co. (Tho Xtw Y.trk World.)
This Volume 1
Aflt'( tionatrtti
Inscribed to My
Dearest Sweetheart of Them Atl,
the Only One Who Bat
.Vof Jilted fe,
XT FVTVRE WIFE
(Ood Only iTno" Who She Is)
fT)V!R hi.l .yor-
tunltjr bofora romln to I
Nnr Tork of lM-nln to
danoa. After a roniraa of leasnn at 0M H Da-nrrnj; Academy I faH
that I waa proflrlont snoutrh In t art to acqvilt myaelf eradltably at
a ban. Th opportunity to ,rjr my u CRms .,n my friend wnlah lnvltaa mt
to tha rand ntralnmmt and rfptlon at tha Demorratlo Clu1, to bo
JiaM at Tarraca Garden. There I met Teaale.
Teaale waa talkative and Teanle waJi kind. Wb.n he laarned that (Mi waa
the flrat time T danced In a crowded hall ahe said I waa doing rery well.
Before I went home that nlcht I had Teale' addrraa and an Invitation to
come around the fill'nln; Sunday evening I had aJao contrived to learn what
her favorite flowera wore, what aorta of oandy aho liked beat and the kind of
play ahe moat enjoyed. I meant to irlve Teaale the Impreaelon that I waa tare-
pared to arrmtlry to the utmoat nor fondneae for all auoh good thlnita, and aa I
waa earning a week at tha time I doubfleaa entertained auon a oonrlptloa
myaalf.
A $100 Courtship on $15 a Week.
HOW TO START A FORTUNE
BANZAIt
THE world is full of heroes,, but some are only bluff. Orhera are
modern Neroe. Few are the real stuff.
Here comes, at laat, a fighter who only fights for peace.
He wars to make thing righter, and then enforces peace. The Jingo
t ry is no go. Thie hero ia a Man.
So here'a Banzai! to Togo, the Nelson of Japan.
HOW TO BE A KIPLING.
N any morning mailhag of
typewritten stones and
poema," writea a hustling
magazine editor, "may bo
the flrat manuscript of the
next Kipling or Whafe-hie-name
or Thingumby, and
there is nothing an editor
so pride himself upon as
discovering unknown merit,
especially that which has
escaped hi eompetltora."
Somehow, thia haa a
reminiscent sound, as if we
had heard it before. But
no matter it is optimistic
and inspiring, etpenially at the magazine impresario gw on to tell
what a simple thing it ia for the new writer to beat the work of the
veteran contributor. All you have to do ia to keep in touch with
the nowapapera. The new type of magazine in America, Mr. Editor
points out, ia merely "a form of jonrnaliam impoaed on the old atruc
turea of eaaaya, etorie and poema,'' so that newspaper work can be.
recommended aa the extenaion ladder on which the beginner may
climb to magazine work.
Oh, yea! There ia one other little detail of requirement which
we had nearly overlooked. That' talent, or geniua.
"Oiyen the talent or geniua which the above-named writer be
gan with, the aapirant who will conform to the arduoua conditions
the art demands will eurely attain a ready market and a sterling repu
tation, if not fame."
Who would eveT bar thought it was so easy?
wm
aaaaaaaaag aaa
KaTli I
KfTtPv' as
OaBfflfht, lall bT Th I'raM ratJIiaaH Co iTIr V.w tMl World).
"Extreme Patience Is the First Requisite for Founding
a Fortune," Says A. BARTON HEPBURN,
Financier and President ot the
Chase National Bank.
"A Luxuiy-Loving Wie Is the Menace That Keeps
Man From Making a Fortune.'
"Rome M'fl nof built in a day. Neither are the great fortunes
that have been made.
"Extreme patience ia the one rcqnlaitc neceaaary to that end
then economy.
"It ia not bo much what a man npendaaa how he apenda it that
makea a fortune.
' 'A man who HaeriSoea all for making a fortune never makea It.
"Wivea who love luxur.ea and drcaa more than aound mone
tary aafety are a hindrance in n man'a progreaa.
"A man' it slovenly appearance creates a disbelief In himself
and inspires others likewise.
"Wlvea of to-day want toatart with all the bleaaingathat their
grundmothera achieved In a lifetime.
am
a! Lb ' - V
Ml?5 SOPHIE
L,Q E.S.
IH5NE
m
Letters From the People
A Soa'e DaHea.
To m lla at Taa aVaoliia World
want the advice of wlae readera.
What can we do to make a aon of
twenty-two (unmarried and employed)
aupport hla paralysed mother? Her
huiband haa abandoned her and ahe la
practically helpieea Thle aon haa (ood
tlmea and la now orf on a vacation
ahlle hla mother la euffeiinf and In
want. U O. B.
aa Hock., 42 rhlekena.
To th. ltitor uf Tha Crmuii World .
In reply to probitini: "If a man pur
chased 100 ohlokena and ducka, paylnc
IllH for them, and it the chlrkena
coat 71 oenta each and the ducaia ooat
tl each, how many ot each kind did
ha purchase?" The man purcnaaed 68
AlMka and 12 olUvkau. Let i - uuiulbtr
of ohlckena Ktrat-let y-numiber of
duckj. Then Xfy-Utal number-Km
Second -- chlckeni at 7 oenta each y
ducka at 126 centa eacm 10,400 penta
Then 76x 4 12fy-10,4OO and a y-100.
Therefore 76x 4 T6y-7.600 and 76a 4 IST.y
10,400 and r.ry2,oo and y-6. And atnea
xfy100. then 6-100 and x-42
Answer, H ducka, 41 chickens. P W.
"la It a flood Trader
Tn th. EdM.r .11 Th. FVtenlna W.,rl
Would some reader who la competent
to Rive advice on the matter pleaae tell 1
me If architectural drauKhtlni is a iod
trade; what are tha average wea anj
sas chance, for ivin u . I
the present oondltlone In that line? This
ought to
be uaeful Information to ti
T, ".
I whole lu of young men.
By Sophie Irene Loeb.
rnTf?T;R are not made easily," eald Mr A. It art on Ttepwirn wnen
1 put the (rueetlon to nun aa to how to atart a fortune at his office.
No. It Cedar street, the Chase National Hank, of which ha is Presi
dent. 'Paflenoe haa always been recorded aa a virtue In all hltia;e.
Put In the founding- of a fortume I would aMwd It flrat pkve. For the man who
hue accumulated a ftTtuna eaempMflea patience peraonlfled.
Tin-. ,i!i:T TROUBLE ih that our TOOTH) mvjs of to-dat who
BnOtN in Tin: imai to BTJOClBfMI dHrr IDC-TRAXTKBS) for la ok
THIH ONI ATTRIBUTE PATIBNOE, ANI WITHOUT IT TI1ET RUN TOO
avurr OR OBT BUR DOWN, THB OTRIOHPsOK innA sktoki TO KK
in Tin: Ain, and TUT tiik PfBRCRRTAOR of thkhk forttinh Ht'NT
biuh w 1 1 'AROUW in t)Vi:itviii:i;MiNii.v iaTATiTi and TifK his-
TOllV OF T1IK FINANCIAL WORLD OtNTlM'AliLT RJDOORDt THE
PLUMIKR ANI Till. INEV1TAHLK 11VE THAT HROWNS HIM.
"Put at the aaflM time the game chronlclce act forth the Blower patience
method la the line of ngf glgtSTWg Home was not built In a day neither were
the great rtunea of the hour. And ateady, cixil, ialtn effort have been the
rocka aaea WtMak fortunes have been hullt.
"Yet ecmnlivKly we to-day have preserved less of the perseverance of our
forefathers We do everythln In a hurry. Kvcry mlmite la fwerulated by a pen
dulum of rush, and tfhe man of the hour rualira 1n wiicre his father would have
feared to tread.
"There la the great reaaon for the making; and unmaking; of big fortunes
that e hear of In rne every day. For the Impatient decision to go ahead, that
in occasional caaea brlnaja success, la by nature lust as quickly and ready to
decade on the disaster. 80 that most oataatrnhes, I mtaht Bay, may be at
tributed to lack of deliberation.
Spending That Spells having.
"Now, of courae," continued Mr. Hepburn,, "you will expect me to sav that
extreme econoany la the prime feature In the money-making field Yea. It han
Its glee I value Pait no one has made a great fortune without spending. And
many a time spending has been an asset a saving.
"What would you regard aa saving atonal this MneT" I asked.
"WE1.1.. FOR INSTANCE. THE 8MA1.L MATTER OK 1NVESTINO TN
PROPER CITHF.H 1 CONSIDER AN AWHKT. IT TO A PSYCHOLOGICAL
FACT THAT THE MAN WITH A PTLOVHNLT APPEARANCE CREATEH A
OtUKBUWW IN H1MSHDF AND IN THE MINUS OF OTHER PK.OPLB, AJJT)
IKKTAINI.V IN ANY AOHI E V HMHTNT THERE MUST HE HELIB'' IN THE
MAN ttnio ACHIEVEM THUS A MAN SHOULD HE WELL DRESSED. HE
MI'HT UHilI WELL APPBlA ltANUEH 00 A IjONO WAY NOWADAT8 EN
HETU'INO A MAN. ECONOMY IN TIUC DIRBCTION OF PKRSONIALITY
OF THIS N ATI' RE IS A FALIiACY A LOSS RATHER THAN A OuVIN.
"(lothea do not make the man. that la true, but they gn a long way torwanl
creating a salf-reaieot end aelf c.nfldence that Is fgg" lggflg end Inspiring
So that the man who eaorlflcea In these little waya la not the fortune-making
IjkUvMuuI Thus money Jutllcloualy spent altui these and more lmi.rtaJ)t
llnra has proven the reiiu'slte In the rewlm of return perhaps tu,re than la
tha saving. And It la a fact that a miser never keeps a fortune."
Woman Often a M Moi tunc Rather Than a Fortune.
"Would yoni advise a mm to marry e,irly In the hirixi of economy and the
promulKiit Ing of p:wne ftr a f.rtune?" I aaked.
"No. I would not," amwrad Mr. Heptmrn. "It Is the most natiral thing
in the world for a man to Indulge hla wtfe and family In the many little fanolea
and follies that aeem nc oaaary rudlrnenta In the donieattc oondlllon to-day.
"And I muet admit that I bel'Tug somewhat perhapa to the old aoihool where
my mother, aex la concerned. Kr Instance, 1 think that if we wmild aofteii
the acrewun of suffrage that seems to be dominating the women's world to-day
and aubatltute the cry of ronservAtJon of the home, many people wouhl not be
oontlnuousl'y travelling on the ragged etlge of nothing.
"IN MY BMPLOTsCIINT OK M3N TN SEVERAL ENTERPRISES 1 KIND
THAT THE WIVES OF THESE INDI V1DU AIjS. TIM MS WITIlOl'T NUM
BVR, AI'E DK A WHACKS IN THE PATH OF TIU5 MAN WHO MIOHT RIME
to KQ TrRNOS.
"To ahat would you attribute this condition?"
"To the training; they get and the experience oontlnu,. c'ou- ti.em The
women, even In moderate circumstances, have gone to good school. ierhapa
and 1nii'.led the longlnga lot luxuries of their gasoclatea who may be dau-htera
of rich p'rentf.
"They oome out of school, and the natural Inclination Is to marry the man
In line of progreaa They look to Mm for the satlsfyltiK of their whims. And
they are many.
"Tot) waul the bsil y. t.njUlt.i that la TUe want to draag wall,
ThT want Jewels. Tha maafhoor la often the dock that aeta thehr pace: and
the wanting; to outshine U tha ttilng that keeips man working narder than any
thing else and keeps htm from ma-king a fortune, times without number.
A leaaon for All Wives to Learn.
"For certainty they, too, detlarht In Wis stlBvrsf of fheae demands, la
that I wish to reiterate that 1t would be no unwise meaaure -rather than pur
sue the Kuffrege idea. wMch must work itself out to Instil in the hearts of
women n the present an economic, home-loving; attribute so that they mlirht
save Instead oa spend.
"In other worda, to create an the minds of women, especially with hus
bands luat hejrlnniing, a desire not only to make ends meet every week, but to
lop over. I think that this would be one of the great means of bringing more
men at the top of the fortune laddor.
"Yet in thia connection I would say perfiavs the greater fault lies with the
man himself. No man has any right to marry a woman under any circum
stances unless he can give hnr at least that to which she Is accustomed.
"HARDHtlll-S HAVE BUM THE CAUSE OK MORK DOMESTIC DIS
SATISFACTION THAN WE 'WOULD CARE TO ACXNOWLXDOB. FOR
THE OIRL OF TO-EHAY 18 NOT WILLING TO PARTAKE OF THE HARD
SHIPS OF HER GRANDMOTHER. WE MUST ADMIT THAT FACT. MOST
OF THEM EXPECT TO STAJtT WHERE ORAN I M( rTl 1ER LEFT OFF.
"Of course In the first flunotir of the untim the woman, unaccustomed to
struggles, thinks she) caw bear most any burden and aU seema like a sunny
ajoutiiem dream.
"But when grim reaVty taJiea Ita place, love does not suffice. She wanna
everything hnr friends have, and It is no unnatural thing for the husband to
want to gratify those wants.
180, t, the man who aeeks a forfuns, were he to ask my advloe I would
sugast he stsy single until the most of that fortune Is made
"Then, aa It were, he lias the rein a In hla hands, and though he may have
to stdestev somewhat, he atlll oommenda the altuatlon and goea on And many
a time, mark you, the woman 1n the oaae la not so much In error In that she
does not understand her husband'a buslneaa to iho extent of knonlng Just what
ha can or cannot do."
wan, t waa a sport whan i w-tj Tsie. mry, theatpa IMma
suppers and dinners without a break and aTt this on IIS a wee. Two dollar
for my hall bedroom and n special diet for me while the fun lasted. When I
fl(rure.l that I had spent something Ilka 1100 on Teaale I began to wake up to tha
practical side of the affair.
I first planned to do my prpestng by mall, but later decided to attend to It
person for the sake of cultivating mv nerve.
"There'B one thing I like about you, Tesale," I began.
Tessle a"ked me Bhyiy what It waa.
"My arm, like this," and promptly I suited the action to the word.
Tesale made not the sllKhtest objection; no doubt she quite tcngot the qusa
t!on of propriety In her admiration for my artfulness.
"Dear me," I jlrhed, "It Is over ninety. three hours ago that m last saw
each other," and I raptured a little hand that had strayed near tn skirmishing
line.
"Humph"' sniffed Tessle, not In the least Impressed "How long 63d It take)
you to figure that out""
"Tessle, dear," and I drew her very olose Indeed, "I wish yon wovtd a sert
oue for Just one minute. I want to tell you how dearly I love you, sod I wagsi
you to aay that you will be my own dear little wife."
"Oh, you mustn't talk like that," remonstrated Tesale, and with srarr 4kB
pearance of real conrternatlon she endeavoned to dlsengaare liaisolf from oar
arm.
"And why not? Why nuistn't I talk like that, my sweet.
tt hy, I thought you knew I waa already engaged to be
"Then I took my srm away. awVassssI'll
"Tessle-iMIss B la thia a Joke or do you mean ItT"
The sudden atemnesa of my manner seemed to frlgfftten her a trtraa, far nttf
Hps) trembled Mchtly as she assured me with downoaaa eyes that at waa tha
truth.
May I nek who your fiance Is and what ha has
three mont.is while I have been courting you?"
been doing; dartnsj tM
"The Other Fellow" and th Loaor.
1
and thavt he expected to eeaa at
She explained that he lived In Cincinnati
New York for their weddlns; the next fall.
"And what ever put It Into your Innocent little head that I knew 1
In the hooka of the recording angel it la set down, "Sho thought soma on
must have told me."
"And If you really thought that I was aware of such a thing." I demands,
"what motive do you suppose I had In spending so much of my meagre aaaary,
to aay nothing of my valuable time, to provide for your entertainment and pleas
ure?" "I thought you only did It for friendship's sake," she returned sweetly.
I asked her what he thought her Intended would aay to It 1f he knew of this.
"Oh, George wouldn't mind long as I didn't carry 1t too far."
"I could not help wondering how far she would be willing to carry rt con
sistently with her notlona of propriety. But I had no more to say. I had no
wish t 1 mar the leautlful aspect of nature by giving utteranoe to my thoughts,
and, beBldea, my limited voeabuJary made auch a thing tmpoealble. I led the
way out of the park to the nearest car line, and the sight of the loving oouple ws
passed filled me with dlr.gust. During the ride I diligently studied an Interesting
display of street car "ads." I saw Teasle to her door and bade her good night.
"I'm sorry." she ventured. "If I have hurt your feeling."
"Thnt a all right," I answered politely. "Good night."
When I told Walsh about It he lifted Ms hand tn earnest deprecation.
"Expoonge It from your mind." waa all he said. Walah knows a .m.
gboul women.
two
The Day's Good
A'
No Loitering
StoriesJ
tha 1. . I'll aint .lii: - tljhlutl u') to 'in
curb ai. I 1ti fitrgcon iir.ui; oft Into tha
;irlnui crowd tha ,Batirit on th MtHlll
1 ptrtlallT MMMNd from her falnttngi ftt.
I "I i1ont tJit to p0 Ifl hoailttj," ih !-
' cHrtA wheu lif olitrTfrl tho ntnwh of th
urilfoiwd doctor. "I'll h ill risrht tn lVw
mftnifrtit. I'm not v In thf tJnhiilic."
"I don't want tn gn la(k without ou If I mn
ht-H It. madune.'' njolmd the phyn! Ian ttOmttW,
i "W ran down mi - 1 to ftt hrr without
dl4yl"-London Tflrffrairh,
No Enforced Inebriety.
wmum uaa Ul ens 1 omr 11 L.W
w in-tivlng on th. quesUoa of i
Hon u s drfroa. to orl.TUnal i
rroiejMr " ukxi . fraahman. "isppoaa a
aaajrLaaH bt erliel. hbi inU a u7oo asl
foe-1 to tan rne Intodosted .nd then abound an
out .nd omnnilt a crtme. Would tstoxkaOoa he
a defetat?"
"W won t go tote that," rl!l.d th profeaor
"I dea't Batten man can ret ..rr drunk sitaovi
a crruta .mount of oontritmtorj DiU.oT".
Huroeai.
The Week's Wash
By Martin Green
T
T looks like that bellboy who mur
dered an old man In the Iroquois
Hotel la going to get swift Jus-
1 1 o e." remarked
the head polisher.
"Not If the law
yers can help It,"
gald tn laundry
man. " The ase la
now In the hajula
of the lawyer,
and they have
Itaftaa a cam
paign to make It
appear that If the
vlot'.m of the fero
cious bellUy real
ly waa murdered
which they dispute he deaei ved all he
gO and then some.
"Before he got lawyers on his staff
the boy confessed that he sneaked into
tha hotel-from whloh he had been dis
charged and murdered the old man for
hla money. He left behind a bottle
Wolter, wfto enticed an Innocent Wmt
girl to his room by putting a fake ad
n
Actually Didn't Like Jail
"S
rUAKLXU of trials," saJd th.
head polisher. "Upton Sinclair
certainly handed a hard lolt. to
that Jail down In Delaware where he
petit eighteen lio .ra."
'"Upton atnolalr," rpUa the laundry
man, "must lo aatUafl ready 10 launch
another book. Ha Is handing Julia all
that hal contained chloroform, and In 1
killing hla victim he stuffed a w aahrag
down hla throat.
"The lieu tf1 nailed him and made out
a case It la now up to the District
Attorney to put the young murderer on
trial and convict him. Hut Dlatrtct-
Attorneys don't seem to be
a.-roaa convtct t,,n. tnat stick nowadays. . a .m.. .v,.
Xaa IU out f lit ouLg iuui'4ir, I CJsMrtoVAttOTBsj-
'ti a newepaper. nnrr.lered her and tr!M
M burn up her body The police turned
over to the Dlatrlot-Attorney as clean
B record of evidence us has ever been
., athered agsUna' the rpetrator of a
, rime
"Wolter waa tried and convicted But
Woltcr's lawyer waa ah'o to llg up
crrora and (nilsslona In the trial auf
llclent to carry the case up i'urough the
oourts. It la on ltd ay now, Wolter la
atlll allvo, and dombtli-sa aomc mushy
folk are preparing to get Ma senter.'e
set H-tlde.
"A contractor who builds a houae, a
tailor who builds a ault of clothaa, an
engineer who bu.'.ls a hrldga, a mason
who builds a wall, a Jeweller who makea
a watch- all these are supposed to know
their trades and accomplish their tasks
without error. In every line of en-
putting ! deavor men are pal l for knowing how-
It la different wlt'
csZSP I? ft. ,n
e -
the time. And how he gets away with
It la a BMgVal 1 poople who know how
wild his swings are.
"To read his description of the New
Castle County Workhouse at Wilming
ton and know nothing ah ut Sinclair
you would naturally assume the struc
ture to be a vermin-Infested, foul, dark
collection of dungeons.
"A a matter of fact, that Jail la
really the State Prison. It Is one of
ilie moit modern atiucturea of the kind
In th oountry, aa light as a Jail oan be
ventilating system. The oells are aeven
feet long, a re feet srld and eight feet
high. They ar equipped wltra bed and
running water. Th walla, floor gad
ceilings ere of steel, painted ajad en
amelled, on which it would taa aa agUe
individual vermin to get a foottwld.
"Penal authorities aaree that th Wil
mington Workhoua la wall managed
l'pton Blnolalr appear to tfdlnh that
a bB a man break the law and ta sent
to Jail he ought to be furnished with a
hammock under a couple of trees, an
t lactate fan and a bartend to mix mint
juieps for him."
More Evidence Needed.
1
'"" aald the head polisher.
I tnat a crasy man who tried t
borrow 10,000,(X10 from J. Plerpont
llorvaa ,i.i be needed th money to
Cieo-ls TtN
know
pay for a Long Island bungalow.
"Well," aald the laundry mat).
oa eoAU4iia wik (aa mass, lanakrevag d a lea l a sraai ai ibajk'
may-.

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