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The Evening World Daily Mtf a xne, a turday, January 18, 19 13
L 1 M "S'Matter, Pop?" M UdBSixl gj B By C. M. Fayne '
r L . WTt tUmcuu O WrtNOo-rJ DrH "PdifCHo?
I YoNAT4r.1? U My 1 ? AWAY I' 7" TlfcD TO YATAIuJ
U rr A I I . -CI lMAT -D06. I VSEI5ir-I SMATTtR I HM-M-M. WHAT 1 T
I jGwAs, I ? ISAHAT matJ)o6 flU J? K Jtan TorA- ,fl
Oaavnfhl. Iflg. i The Frssi Pulilulunj Ua,
iTo Nc lork luteals World).
Jft. aMRK UNDERGOES
SOME MINOR REPAIRS.
srn the o.oaalon of Mr.
monthly hair trim.
"Feeling your knob," commented
Wag, the (porting barber, running Nil
hand hit Mr. J.irr' hci.l In a deft.
oeofseatnnal HIUIW. "a Biiv wnuhl aav !
that you'd be u "lassy (Ink that would
kaap natty by a hair trim every two
"You believe la external cranial In-'
rlksaboni nf character. Ihcn?" asked Mr. i
Jarr, In hla beat DlnkatOJltM manner.
"So; I wouldn't ro do far to 8y
thatt," admitted the punlel Fred, ftl
h picked up Ins aheji-. "but there Is
aometbhiK In lltla free-kno ledRe,' or
'ar-know!e.lce,' or vthalever they rail
It. Y'knd'n. telling fertuncs from a
guy's bean. "
"Phrenology, you mean?" npi,el Mr.
JaJT. "U'.i, that a gouu out. Vet I
Vamenii-ei when a bo) It was all t . fad.
Al the vnseaeres mini mail W row
WFt Journal of l'hir.ology. And .miny
Uadlng rltUens had plaster busts,
atrongly rewembllns Mr, Jack Hoe In
maearatire. ex -out that the smuolh
akiill M.i all divided Into
mants and labelled llko a
vltw of the hull of the steamship lm-1
parator in a Sunday newspaper."
"I gatebl." said lha ."porting bai her, I
he ellpprd away. "And there's surlie
st ts it. mikI then again there aln t.
"But ou can't alway- tell'.'"
"Ko." 3Jid KreJ. w ilh refreshing ,
naivete. "Now, Vol' have got a,
IbeanJ-'.-nerc ha r.-it aaarcMagl) bul
aottly an ovar Mr, Jan-'a head aga.n
"you v.; jol a bean like a lob. and y.tj
you am a lob."
"Oh. thank ynu!" aald Mr. Jarr.
"Yep." ua!d the sporting tta her rc
iMttvaBL "Membci when you first'
Cllmbal Into my elialr about four years
ago apd" I 4 1 ied to Job o far a" :"'
extras' an I Klve sou the patter about,
your hair (setting thin, and told you I
we had lha M"ff- doHr u baMr- '
aniaMMtcad to lull lha dan.lnitT
If: Tarzan of the
.a J. ..... toil ba- Kdink A. Mai) C.
f-wi - -'
ggmbnm Q i'hk.'iikin'I
intr 1 Kit"
a..iri. oil 4. llli
X sa I'"'."". -, " ' ,'.,
Ha. 1 1 ' "I'11'11 ,1 ' Ti. Ta TTft ilt. i,i. ttM
n..,:f aarlCaa eja! a e rrr mJ
ineani i ...i.-. ..tin. i-ne. .r
.ZTi5tm k. 11 bora. The ahoya "l .1"
uuVW.'. t.i. TL. -SL "BrV " fir
am nan, ai ..,"" '.,' ;, :': a i.r
'!3h .Ki.ite uBT, ato paaa.ta.hojbtaa.
li era nad im WO
I tha roOBI I rr
fatam euutsnu. .iwaaL
..T.it Ttb ..rt'l. Bl
nca in a
.altaa iinalssaWlBS a I'"-- 'n
AiwtaaM iMli3 rmd ad
r. ffi a . T.c.u. a l.nt aa. "'I'l
'a lt"'. ', ,. . m 'IhM a batila Inst
!."",. .-"a.r.'i.r lha luaale. VI !
I an e.r ia-,"', , ,,,. i ,
-111 ,a j.i ai
Trr an. Attn n t ..
lo bl t ant of I. e nulla.
,1an and Man.
II UN lit arrived he found I ia
entire tribe gathered Jabber
ing about the dead body ut
his slain mothei
a b 1 a 1 1 1 1 , , l, , , 1 1 , .
n ... ir ,,,i ana
a are uabquiWr' Ht roaxad
get m ? Ami you aald roil d.dn't want
to Kill it, as your mutter wa it and
'tap, I remember.'' Mid Mr
'Weil, i took u then that :
lob.'' a Id l ie ,irb r, "bag
bump of wisdom w us Mill
""'I shave, no. Mr. .lar
"I !iave m.seir," said Mr. Jarr. "I
doift like to, hut I hae to. l'or twenty
.ears I have ,,een trying to fln-l .; har-
I ber who would glie me
'shale 1 wan eii. Mr sk1:
it vary v
; der and sensitive and"
"IJnt ou knojv me Mi . Jarr " Inter
rupted 1'ied. In a liu'rt, tone. i ll glsa
. you Jus! ilie kind of Job ou na:':.
', "Very well. then. " aid Mr. Jarr.
' Now llatan, i!o over R)y fa e very
lightly. Don't scrape ine elo.- and go
over It only once wl:h soap."
"Then wa; my fa e. Wish the snan
off. Kor by thli lime It Is stinging and
smarting and burning me."
' "I Roteha "
"Then go over me lightly t 111 second
lima wiu watci'."
"Then give me n couflla of hoi tow
la (BOd at.d HOT, mind you -and DO
NOT put anything on my .'a-o but
llltla good altOh haiel. DO NOT put
ba) rum. lilac water, heliotrope wale-, 1
u'y of the valley eratae, la Mor de a- ,
afoaUda nothlrtf KJT good ait oh haze',
and rry llllle of t i.it. And than Un-I
der no eireum'an.-e, in no moment of j
forgetfiilnesa or flendlah perversity DO ;
NOT. even though urged by habit i
tormented by desire, put any ao-talled I
brllllanilne' on my eyebrowa!"
"A you sax"."
Then -and Mr Jarr kept grn alienee
enduring It the baiher scraped Mr. Jan
to the hone, cautarlilng h'!' vrttli ap
pllcatlon after inpi'.ei! n ' hi-
jjuwmAiiAfveirift-eeeei'i'iVi - -
out bis hideous chnllenge time and
again. He beat upon hi chest with
his nsls. mid then he fell upon t ie boJy
of Kula and sobbed oat tha pitiful aur
rowlnf ot bla lonely heart.
To aa li e only ereaiura In all one'a
WOfld who eve.' had manifested love
and affection for one ia great bereave
What tliougli Knlii was a flare ana
hideous lipe' To Tarsgn she had beon
kind, she had been beautiful.
I'pon her he hai lavished, unknown
to himself, all the reverence and reepect
and loe that a normal BSncllall boy
hala Kaa lit aana mother. He 'awl
pava.' known another; nnd so la Kala
a iHven. ithouah mntelv. all thai
would haia balOJtgM la lb lair "IIJ
lovely l-a.ly Alice had alio lived
After ha first oathurst of griei' Tal-
aan cuntioflod hllRMll Mali queslloirtng
the mtmbtra of t!v' Irlbg who had wit-
naaMd the kllllnk of Kala, he learned
nil thai thlr meager vocabulary could
II was enough. hOWavr( for Ida
ic'ihIj. It told Mm "f a strange. haN
less, black ape with feathers growing
upati its liead, who launchad death from
a alrndnr brim 'h and then ran with
the fleetneis of Ilara, the deer, toward
the riatng aun.
Taraan waited no longer, bul leap-
- - - m
Ine into tha brandies of the trees sued
HtX siWt"sTl ,w atorut. ,U knw
It Can't Be Done!
U X (1,m'oH. OOiT m,R-TKeVT ft NHH I
Aiai cUtlT) UcMlTVta,TNH ' SON OP AN tVT BJ
W ..'THU 1 I 1 IHAM To UKS-YCN , I- uk A "TO IT 1
UP V' lOWR lbbaAlN6!A J"V ,s j
YAA5 -aV5MvT - s ' 1
7 MTe&iW6irt-J wfeL(..,-f5 X L V V "V'x-
piled a lukewarm toad. IBrinklad and
dreiielicd lilm alth every loud smelling
scent in the khop. ami then aald
- -i-.-.-,-,-.--,-,--,- - -- -- --
the windings of t lit- elephant trail along
which K iila's murderer had flown and
he cut straight through the Jungle 10
Intercept the black warrior w ho was
evidently following Ihe lortuoua de-
tours of the trail.
At hi aide was the hunting kfltfo of
hia unknown sire and u -ross his slioul
Urrs the coils of hla na i long rope. In
an hour he alruck the trail again and.
coming to earth, oxamined the soli
In t ie soft mud on lb bank of a tiny
rivulet he found footprints audi as he
alone in all the jungle had ever mad".
but much larger than ,1s Ills heat:
bea: fast. OoUld it
tra.r.nu a ir.au one
he that iie was
his own race?
There were two eels or Impr-lrus
pointing In opposite directions. Ho h'a
quarry hud alieady paased on his re'.urn
along tie trail. A.i li xa.'nlnfd t ie
newer spoor a l.ny particle of er;'i
toppled from the outer edge of one of
the footprint to the bottom of Its haj
t depresalon-a i, Ibe trail was very
train, Ilia prey mual have bu; acarcelv
Taran awung hlmaalf lo tlie ttees
on e more, and with swift nulaeleaiui as
aped alonv hlg above the trail,
He had covarel barely a ml c w un
kg ame upon tha black warrior Man I-
hYg in a little nun apace. In hia hand
9 m - - , , ,
waa his alender bow. to wniah he had
tijed on of bia dtathdaallnj atroaa
' How's lhat'.'"
"Kred," replied Mr
'hon ' your memory?'
-- - -- -- -- -" - - asSsaasaaaSaaaaaal
10, in, site him across Ihe lit'
inn etood Holla, lha boar, w.th low-
, red head and foam fie ked luaka, read.
Taraaai looked wish wondar upon lha
sltange creature In uealh him r llko
lilm In forn. und let aa dlffaranl i.
fgea and color. Ills books had por
trayad a negro: but how different had
baan the dial, dead prlnl lo t lis sh ek
thins of ebony, pulsing with life.
Aa the man stood there aitll ta.,.
drawn boff Ta.ian recognized In lilm
nut ko niu -h the negro as li.o "archer"
of his plcture-toik
A stands FOR ARCHHR.
Ho wondarfuli Taragn ganiuat be
trayed his presence In tin dP
oltamanl of hla discovery.
Hut thing war aommanolng lo hap
pan below bint, Tha aiuaw) bli trm
Is. I drawn Hie shaft far back, Hi 1 1.1,
lha bOgr, was charging.
Vha black ralggaad ibe polaonad ar
tow, and Tatzau saw ii fly wllh th
qulakuaag of ihOMVhl and lodge In tha
bristling nck of tha boar.
Mcgroaly bad the ahaf' ,,,: hia how
ere Ivulongt ha 1 flttrd another In II
bill llorta. tha boar, wa upon him 0
uulckly that b IihiI in. time to dig
diara it. vvii'i iu bound ill" bUad
leaped antlrOly over th lllsllllig bea 'I,
ami, turning wlili Inoredlbl awlfliu'a .
plant, d a at. oud airuw in Hoi ia o
I lluw's ihaf.'" I ""h. It's ail rigln." retorted I'i'd I ton, "tf I had in . Illlelllganci do yuu
I SffMa... :-enli,..l Mr laaa raallnatlv I "llaii inn no I n 1, i llae a , , M i a ' er ? ' Ithlnb I'd he a barfaar?"
l"hOW'a your memory'.''' I "Mr. Jan. Blked 1'ied la a hlirl I .Nesi
mtJiWmh,?. ... .
(Th New T'.rk Rinilra W,H 1
Not Like Any Story
That You Have Read
I h n Kiihuiit j l
llorta w II I lad to ' barge hi enemy
once more. A doa.fl step he lock.
then he laajgarad and fall upon in
side. For a moment his muaclea HtYned
and relaxed convulsively, then he lay
Kulonga eame down from In tree,
With Hie knife thai Inn a at his side
h cut several large plaoag from the
boar's body, and In tha oantra of tha
trail he bull) a H"-. cooking and oat
Ini as much is in wantad Tha real
ha left win re II had fallen
Tasrggn we an Intafagtad apaotator,
li s desirr In kill burned ller.-ely In hla
wild bieast, but his djgalra to laarn
waH even greater. lie would follow
this aavage ralura for a whlla and
know from h iu' am He could
kill hltn at hi lelauie later, whin the
bow and daadl) 1 1 row wara laid aalda
Whan Kulonga had itmsheii hla ra
pas. aiil dlaappaarad bayond 1 eaar
turning of lha path Ta lati dropped
qulally to lha vround w.iii hla 1 nlf
ha a, ercd nigny atrtpa of uieiit f 1 in
iioria's oarvaaai bul I. did Dot ooog
lie h id seen fire, but only when the
ligninlng had di lroj I auin in . i ire
f)ial an. c elture of Lie lnfl Id
pi, nta e the rsd-aii'l-. ellow fuuya w hi 1 '1
davoiirad) WOOd aid ef noiuiug but tine
dual aurgriaed iaiiao rcally. A.',
the da. k warrior had
dallHom repaal by pluinstnai it Into 'he
hl.ghf nu heal wa n.ilte li"ond him.
Poaaibly lha tire was a friend with whom
the ur her was iharini his food,
Tii'ici would not ruin good .neat In
an. such ffsillsh maaiier, o ha gob, -d
.town a gre.ii quatHlty of aha raw flaah,
burying tha Ualaaoa of lha oaroavaa
sii the trail agar Im aould Bud II up0"
And 1 tit ii Lord fjrayatoka wiped hit
grean flngai'l Upon ill naked thighs
and i.a,', up tie trail or KuloniPi lha
sou nf M aura 1, the klnfli while In far
of icm i 1 a anothar lord Orayatoga, Lh
01 inter I rothe" of liie real Lord ilrei -
atoka'a rgtber, sent bKk hli chops to
Ine club's chef iifi ine were in-
dardoni and whan h had finished i,i
repaal ha dltfpad h flnirnd4 Into .
allvar howl of cantd wgtar ami iie,.i
tham up. a n i.e of gnowy dantaak,
Mi d. .' T.irnan foliowad KutOAMi hOVi
I" tig above 1 m In Ilia ir.H 1.1;.' -one
malign e r.':. rwli - 111 be raw him
hurl h arrowa of laairuotlon n 't
Dana. 1. the h..n.i. .1 I I ggghl in Mann,
1 ie inonkay, In Ingasnoa ihs
iin.m.sl d ."I ainioat fun :ti'. for lx 1
loilga pOlgOfl w.n very frvsli and ve.y
Tarian ihoughl ntu h en tins won-
drou m.lhod of atgyigvl he swung
lowly aiung at a Mil di-Umc bohiud
Yaudttiiu i By Alma Woodward
i . 'tia.il. i .ia. k iii.
AY, what kind uv a winter la
Ll ll war bavin'?" complained
ihe queen of lha aallehbnard
as she mopped Ihe
pearly dew from
brow. "Hera I Jus'
went an' killed a
r I i
Chinaman to get a
el uv fura lo pro
loot my Illy while
cheat. an' ever
since It's been aa
Inn aa biases:"
"It la mild. Isn't
l?" 1 murmured.
"Mild? Why, I
Jus' told Ihe man
ager that If he
didn't turn off the eleaui In ttiia hera
lobby qUloN Ihere'd be a nivsteiloUs dis
appearance uv a young an' beautiful
maid by (ha uic.tlng process."
"I suppose yOst'ra loo un comfortable
and Impatient tu tell about tblnga to
day?" I touched the auhject timidly.
"Mai Not on your life' it does me
good to tell about how I put tham lem
ons Ihrough the soueeaer. When I feel
blue it takee a lot uv Ihe gloom nut uv
my system roBJM irbrrlng how I got even
- I got a vicious nature naturally, any
how! The next was a vaudevllla agent.
Vnh know, once I had a reg lar rough
house here with Ihe manager, an' I
lefl left him cold!
"It wua all about a little tli'ng. Ona
Homing I hud una uv the n left-over-frnm-the-iilabi
-before aplltlers right he-
, 1 1 , h 'me ii v i hem I hat lias
adralaaa eommunlcation with your atom-
aeh, yttb know. An' so I sent I'laude to
the corner t'er some aeadache stuff.
Well. I ain't bothered much wllh re
pilrs ut all' TIM drag stores d all
nova lo g. up the aaoul if their other
customer WU as lavish as me. 80
natarally I didn't know how to worit
this patent stuff, an' riaudc he didn't
neither An' when we poured It Into
l ie k ass, i. gosh, .1 begin to eaploda
ner the latidMape. 1411' Ilia manager
give us tlie deuce fer rtllulnR the mil
lion dollar Paralan prayar rug yuh got
under ver feet lb s ruiniilc, wbh h same
worth about elevenveiity-nlne.
So 1 goi mt Dutah up an' left. Baa?
"An1 I knew .1 glil that wua alen-
agraphar in a thaatrlcal ..nice an' she
I had a habll uv lookln' like iead money
Bv I' dear Rice
his quart. He knew lh it alone the Hny
pylek of Ihe arrow cm,, I nut so OUlokly
desput '11 Ihese Wild thill of Ihe jungle,
Whu w.rc oftan lorn and ira40ilkl and
gored In a frightful main r a lh'.'
fOUghl wllh the 1 iuiijIc neighbors, vet
as often raoovaratl as nut.
No there was simeiblng mvsterloa
onrieeied wiln these tiny silvers of
w I which could bring death b) a
Thai nig hi Kulonga slept an lha
rroloh of a mighty tree, ami far above
him crouched Taragn of tha apes.
Winn Kulonga awoke he found that
his laiw and arrowa had iliaspi,ar d.
The hlaea WOrrloi was furious and
frightenedi bul nura frbtnad than fu
1 1. 1 a.
Kulonga waa panlcatrlogn, Hla apaar
he I liurtpj at Kala. and had not 1--oovaradi
aid. now thai Ills bOW and ir
lows WIT gone. I.e was dofatiaOlOgl x-
i'pl for a (ingle knife ills nal) hop
la 1 reaching lha village or at 00014
as iulckl) as his .ea would carry hlA,
That '.' w'a not fir from home be
w erlaln, 0 ll look to Ihe trail at a
11 ,1 troi From a great mass of In
penal able foliage ' few yard away
emrrgad Taraan ' the apes to swing
quietly n hi a ake.
KulongjO'l bog and arrows were ia
euraly t ed high In the tup of a gi.i it
tree, from which a patch of bark had
been removed by a sharp knlie near to
lb ground aud a brautiu ball cut
Ba iHm Mew York Ewawag H'nrl41.
frurii Monday inornln' to dunday night
all dolled up In Fifth avenue fo.de.:
an' bat frain tha other aide. Ho
thought lo myself I get a Arm anougl
foundation la tha boauty line lo loo's
lass If I had a llltla fancy Icing It
help me out. rio f went an' applied fei
awlteiilioard operator In a bis veude
villa agent a plaea an' got It.
"Wall, I made aurh a hit with the boat
that if any uv tham other aklrta. en
pleyad there had got a chance they'.:
have duated my tranamlttar with cyan
Ide. An' I wua perfectly satisfied uV
to sing about my work, yuh know untl
they went an' put In my chore lo tal.
Ihe boaba what coma tbajre lookln' fei
hookln' thai their act wua In bad aaed
uv a amhalmert I klctled a couple us
limes to laay (that wua the boaa), bul
ha d aay:
" 'Now, chicken, yuh know yuh go'
the oil uv tha lllarney Stona In yel
tongue, and yuh e'g pacify 'am grand.
Now, yuh be good an' I'll send yuh It
a real two-dollar show on Haturday
"An' I'd fall fer It an' go back an'
make a few mora enemies In tha pro-
rea.li, until one day I got a real rough
lookln' customer In lha ahapo uv Tiflne,
tha Firefly.' a tlghtropo walkar an'
strong woman. Flflna had baan blttla
It up, an' aha wua peeved stiff 'bout
bain' told her act wua punk all tha tlaaa
Ho when I broke the news to har gently
she lifted a letterpress like It wua a
feather duster, an' seen how near Bbf
mild come to diaarrangln' my top hair'
Well. I run In to laay. acraamln' thai
he wua tryln' to croak ma. An', by
goah, that pie-eyed piker want aa'
shoved me right bark again an' save
" Well, yuh KNOW yuh e n apartfl
brtter'n I can, darling!'
"Pacify her! When aha wua tryln Is
marcel my gold locka with a ton uv r
Iron' Well, say, I made a tragic exit
by way uv the lira eecapa. An' do yuh
know I don l dare to go to a vaudevllli
show fer fear one uv 'em will rerognlas
mc frum ihe stage an' atari tlUnga"'
'What that terrible fight going ok
"Oh. that's lust an Alderman tryln
to present a corporation agent from
crowding tl.OOU Into his pocket."
a. 1 f
through an I lift hanging about fi'n
fiat higher up. Th: Taraan blaae.1 ttaf
forest trail and marked his caches.
As Kulonga continued hia Juurnri
Tarcan cluied up on him until he tr iv .
etbsl glmoat ovar the hlaek'a heal. Kit
tope be now Held OOtlad In Ins rial.,
hand, he wa almoat ready for the kill
The moment was delayed only be
cause TdrtM was ana'tiua to aacertaln
the black warrior's destination, ana
preeently h was rewarded, for thej
came suddenly In view of a gieat clear
ing, at onu end of WMeb lay many
Taraan was directly over Kajkan a
he made ihe d.scuvery. The lorest
andad abruptly, and beyond lay two
hundred rd. .it iilanlrd llclds o twien
the Jun.h and the village.
Taraan RMMt act uulcalv ur his prey
would be gone, but Tariuu's life triain
ing lefl sii Utile siiuce between daclalOO
and acitun when an emergency con
flouted hfm thai there was noi even
room for Ihe sliai'.iw of a thought be
tween Thug) as Kulonva cmriged from lh"
shadow of Ihe Jungle, a alender coll ef
rope aped sinuouslv above hlui hum th
lowest branch of a mighty tree dtroctly.
upon the elge of Mbonga'a Bel.le. air
the King son had taken a half doaon
steps Into the clearing 'the quick a uvea
ilghteaed about hla neck.
iTo Me CpgUgaagg. 1, ij
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