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ff ' ' "i, mm. t iiii in ..in ii inn iii 1 BrcDii World Daily MqgazlnS HOME AC1 Thursday, August 0, 191? Vacation Beauty Hints And First Aid Course 11 y PAtiLINK FVKLONG What to t.ct, How to lUrrcUr, end What i'ou Should Do to art thr Mmt from Your Outing. 0TVt M H vw ataa , m h Y raW Wart), 77ic Ilcnvfiti of Jlathtng. TttR -tiMf W4f lit4M bf dMf K Vcttk. anfl Us oe4 tttetU are. ixH ufii4 fa sad rtM rf K tf ay ,natti, iJ-y lmftM iu It arW u aaMrHy ibrowfh th roll pWiige Ike brat, heart, Wnn, Mm, blew, circulation, Hf xMu hn tat brt U letted to pvap tbt bkM tnor rHdly, Ik t44 U ot U rwt conms of tic bd, hWj Mem art lUtr abara, Tba glands aUnitttaird to product iAer (tttrk Jule, wbleh aid dlftUon t4 eaus a natural craving for food. Ti t rntat of xld aUr with tti curiaca of tba body ale arau' the lraln and apltitl cord to ootlon tod tb7 (iio i)PitHit xhmo It Uo bnfU4. Tt Jfc'ff 'urga cia baths, and It It mistake u laber undsr tfca im prtaelon that tbey are dangerous and weakening. Very cold water Apptltsl to th tkln ttutt sudden contraction of the urfaea blood TMtelt, and wtoea the body It tkeroujbly rubbed after tbe baUj, a dilatation of the surface TMtelt follow., which flllt tbe tkln with blood, Th It cautrt tbe liealtbful pink glow to apjar all over tbe tkln, which la to attractive nod the ureit Indication of superior health. A feeling of warmth followi the cold plunge and vigorous rub, eren though the tkln max b coel, and a trntatlon of exhilaration and buoyancy are In evidence, became hn tbe blood hat bern drawn to th surface of the body and tkln, th oonKratrd brain and other orrant, whloh bare beon filled with blood, are relieved. It It a well-known fact that ertont who take cool bat hi are teldom tubject to oolJt. ' FIRST AID LESSOXS. flow to Hull the Holler Iiandage. TO nOIX tho roller banle turn In one end of It about six Inchea rind then fold thin Inp on lUulf over nnd over nRaln until a hard roll I formed. Itett tho foot on ft chnlr until tho le it nearly at rlirht ancle with the body and then plncn tho hard roll well back on tho top of yotir thigh, with your riKht hand extended, llejfln by rolling with the ondt of the llnKvrn of right hand, pjthlnjr forward firmly, allowing the roll to travel from tips of flnera to hoel of right hand. Tho left band ahould then grasp tho tmndnco and pUco It bark to where It atartod on tho thlh. and then the eamo rolling takes plnpo ngnln. Contlnuo In this manner until tho wholo bandage la rolled. Tho left hanit muet hold the looee end of the bandore, keeplmr It In ft perfectly oven nnd atrnlght lino with tho rolled part. When flnlthod tho bandago thould form a hard, firm roll, with even edgea, and ahould be fastened with several pins. Answers to Health and Beauty Questions. HOT FLASH E8 MHB. OKU TRUDH O.: Thoo aro usually duo to a disturbance of tho nympathetlo ner vous aystom. Neutral liathii laattnc about twenty miiiutoa, frco uctloiS or all tho cllmlnattvo orfunn, cold towel ruba and much open air exerclso Is advltetl for this by uovcral prominent physicians. POOR CIRCULATIO N 71118. IIAlUtY T.: Almoxt all dlcanus and facial blemishes uru cuiscd by a lack of pure, moving blood In proper volume and undur normal pressure. Hhrinknge of tho tissues and musclux, anaemia, wrinkles, obesity, cxccsslvo thinness, jliuilcs, nullowncss, con stipation, cold hands and feet aro eorno troubles which nrlso through Blugglsh circulation and weak blood, .E?C,JSE!l.!N Zpo! from lack of excrclso than from It Tho health of tho body depends on healthy blood pressuro nnd muscular j motion. Thoso wlio sit all day and i do sedentary work usually suffer i from cold hands and fcot und lioti head becnuso tho blood Is not en couraged to circulate nnd tho carbon 1 Is not freed from it and rcsupplled' through oxygen fast enough. This can only bo dono through exorclso 1 and doop breathing of puro stirring t- air. NERVE FOODS MRS. EDNA F.: All nourishing foods feed tho blood Rnd strengthen tho nerves. Alco holics, tea, ooffeo, BOila water, ike, affoot tho heart and Irritate tho nerves, and uhould therefore bo avoided. SHAMPOO TO KEEP WHITE VHAIR FROM DECOMINQ YELLOW Shampoo tho balr with pure castllo soap melted In hot water and thou rlnso In clear cool vntor. When all traces of soap hnvo been removed put u tiny bit of Indigo (not bluing) In a bowl of clour water and rlnso tho hair well until evory strand haH becomu fiaturated. This leaves tho hair a beautiful silver whlto, rather than strcakeu with yellow. , RUNNING TO STRENGTHEN THE HEART WILLIAM II.: Runs . which aro not too violent, not prac tised In tho hot nun or very hot weather and not until threo hours after eating, uhould stlmulato tho blood supply to tho heart and thereby ' benefit Its nutrition and muscular tone. If you havo any doubts about the condition of your hoart you should have an examination mado by a competent physician, but tho nor mal heart is nblo to stand great strains mado upon It. DOW-LEG8 MARGARET R.: Theso can only bo corrected through operation and probably not then. At your age, clghtoon years, It Is not posslblo tn overcomo this defect through any exercises. , ABOUT 8UMMER FOODS A MAN RlOADKIt; In tho artlclo to which you refor, I think you will find that I have said "thoso who ongago In much vigorous and outdoor physical cxerclso should supply the energy Eccentric Druwholt Stops Rat t linpr of Door. A SIMPI.H method of preventing a bolted door from rattling, by forcing It gainst tho dooratop was nctAuo Do UltL V f 6CH.110 f or a weather strip, by means of an eccentric filed on tho socket end of the bolt, Is shown In this skotch, re prouuuBU irom i:utu!tu Mt'if. The 1ot Is fitted closely to tho door find cawing, and when tho bolt Is turned so that tho eccentric ond Is In action the door is forced rlnnly MrsJnat the doorstop. used by tho body In this manner, with starches und augarn, rather than meats," and I did not suggest that A I, Li readers cat theso heat nnd energy producing foods in summer. INDICATIONS OF SOUND HEALTH I-KSTKIl IC: A feeling of eagerness nnd pleasure to nccom pllnh the tasks of llfo which are sot boforo yon, a cotnpleto lack of feel Ing of fatigue, clear akin with a pink tingo, bright eyes, eroct enrriago, good appotlto and dlgostlon, nwect breath, clean tongno, aro tho beat signs of good health. TO GROW TALLER MAX C.J TraJisom swinging nnd practice of this same cxercl'o from bars in a J KUilU14Ut.l. 111 UlVilillK UADrWJQfl I n...l Hajwv ...III V. . I n . . m aro oniro.gh,er- MY FOURTEEN MONTHS AT THE FRONT LIFE IN THE TRENCHES Told bu William An American "Tommy" (0crl(M. UtUt. Biva 4 Co.) BTNOl'Sls OK rilECEDI.XO CIUlTeHfl. WlUUm J, aiotilnaoo. 111 uUir, fu to Eixlud on a burliMM trip ctubts tin aw fftcr. Ill rallaU tn a catilr regiment in J li trot to tho front it one. Ttvn 1m It UuiaforrM to Job of drifUig. ta iutoaA!l ard feU hit ftrft flUa! of war. 11a a! taio a turn at despatch riding on a motorcyclo, and aa tba drift r of a two-man CrU car hivin a ruMulna gun. llobloaun fvta a furloucit ami tor on a turt trip to Knitand. 1U rrturnj an! Irta taUi th Wttl of Yrrw, teuif anu(Bd U carry an otfUr to a dan.-ervua point If auto. CHAPTER XIV. (Continued.) , 13 wcro about 800 yards to tho roar of tho first lino of trendies and wore given an old barn to ourselves, and we laid out our blankets and made our beds, for It was 10.SO o'clock. Tho attack wan Increasing In fury, all kinds of shollo landing around us, and tho Germans were using their same old tactics of hurling groat masses of troops against our position. Our machine guns gave the usual good account of themselves, and tba German dead wero piled up over our wire entanglements in great heaps. Tho Ocrmans would fall back, reform nnd como on again In their usual close formation. Oo it went all night, and when tho morning camo the "dead ground" between the two Uns of trenches was a gruesome-looking place. During the day the Germans bom baidod our first and socond-Unn 1 trenches with high esploslvos and I Hohrapncl all day, and at night thoy resumed tholr infantry attack on our position. Day after day and night I after night tho battle continued until wo all felt dead nnd numb nil CZJ.. Sometimes tho Germans would penetrate our lines for a fow yards, nnd then wo would Immediately "counter" before thoy had a chanco to strengthen their position. We lost nn awful lot of men, but oven though I don't know the exact figures I know I nm safo in saying that tho Gorman losses were more than double what ours were. We despatch riders were certainly OE8T NOVELS PUBLISHED ON THIS PAGE COMPLETE EVERY TWO WEEKS. VWWfWwvvvvyyij 01 Life's Little "Ifs" THIS SUBJECT BOUSES IMDtGMATlOKi AMOMQCT AIL RED 6L00DED PAlRiOTS AD DEMJur4CliJG TiWSB CaOAtSDLV CHARS IMJLQ Q JOSIIFIABUE OH, SEE THE MAN -THE MAM OCOPPED A BILL. THE OTHER MAN WILL PICK IT UP AND KEEP IT. 'CAUSE HE IS A BAD MAM . SUCH WOULD HAVE been the case -V IT DOES SEEM FUMN'V TO YOUUO GIRL PARADING WEAQlNCi A CLOCK STOPPING FROM DAY TO DAY J. Robinson Who Has Seen II All kept busy during this tlm. Our work was to bo standing by every mlnuto of tho day nnd night, and tho momo"t wo wore wanted, to sling tho despatch cauo over our shoulder und got away for tho 'headquarters to tho rear. The riding at night was terrible. Tho Germans wcro shelling all tho roads in tho vicinity, and wo had to go dashing along through tho Inky blncknefls ut breakneck pace. It was imposslblo to soo moro than a yard or two ahoad, and so It was a case of rldo like tho dlckeno and trust to luck. Tho road was covorcd with shell holos, and tho flrat intimation we would got of the faot was when wo would feol the motorbike drop be noath us and feel oursclvci shooting through the air like amatour sky rockets. We would pick oursclve. up, drag tho motorbtko out of the hole, and, If It would still run, Jump on It and got away a;aln. Wo certainly got some terrible spills, and there uero a good mnoy who got broken bonea, nnd a fow who had their necks and backs broken. Imagination cannot conceive of our utter misery. Everywhere I looked at all hours of tho day and night, It was Just nightmare. Host of tho tlmo wo, wero kept too busy to sleep and we would bo so tired wo could hardly move. Tho Constant din of tho guns at tC atSM nnd tho exploding shells was enough to drive nearly all of us Insane. Perhaps this little lnddnt will show what condition our nerves wcro in. A young fellow named Lewis and I had chummed together for tlm tlmo being, and wo rodo tho saino routo during the cntlro battle, Ono night ho camo down to headquarters Just ahead of me, and, I asmiro you, wo camo through some mighty hot territory. I was In awful condition myself, but I th'.nk he was uvvu ,utao. I handed my cam In. and. while I was waiting for orders, I went out to the petrol stores to fill up the tank nn my bike. Lewis was talking to the .ntf Ki GITfiUfJ HA ZZ Tvwa MMlPlfT TO VWCU TUC rXTI CvJHAT DOES 5Ht itt 'IN THAT AVJFUU MISTAXE' ? SEE A BEAUTIFUL AROUND WITH A GUV VISAGE, AND otllcor in chargo of tho riders, and was standing with his back to tho door. Another follow camo in carrying two empty petrol tins, and, unintentionally of courso, ho dropped them Just be hind Lowln. Thoy mado quite a rackot, and coming ho middonly, Lewis Jumped over a tablo and fainted dead away. , Wo were all in about the name con dition, and it didn't tako much to get a rlno out of us. Poor Lewis was killed tho next night by falling into a shell bolo. About the fifth or sixth night of the battlo, tho Gannons broko through us. and advanced nearly a mllo Into our torrltory. They held their gain about fourteen hours, when wo counter at tacked and took it all back again. Of course our advanced report contro re tired as the Germans advanced, but I was down at tho pormanont headquar ters at the tlmo, so I didn't get any of tho excltomont of the retirement When wo advanced again our road lay ovor ground that had been In Ger man hands during tbo few hours they held the ground. A despatch rider was coming over this road Just as daylight dawwd. Two wounded Germans lay on the dido of tho road, and as the rider pasvod, one of them called to him and asked for a drink of water. Tho rider etoiped, turned around and went back, throw his water bottlo to them, and then turnedaround nnd started, on again. As theV rider turned these two men both fired on him, and ono of tho bul lets struck part of his motorcyclo. All the time this KTcnt battle was raging tho bombardment of Ypres con tinued, and not only Ypres alone, but all the surrounding vlllagos, and tho roads leading from ono to the other also. , I eald that at the beginning of this battlo our corps of despatch ridors numbered thlrty-ono In all. At tho end of tho engagement, three wcoks later, there wore only four of us lct out of the original thirty-one who started. The Germans failed to break us, and so tho Kaiser kept his word regarding tho city of Ypres. Day after day thoy bombarded the place, bo that now thorn is not one single housa loft standing. Tor some reason tho Germans contlnuo to shell the fnaco from tlmo to time, but they can't do any moro damago than what they havo already done. The end of the battle found us with on jwMrirftin irtlll Intsfit. nnd I don't think they will ever como any nearer to break through the British lines. After the battle I was, of course, re lieved of my Job as motorcycle despatch - By CVEM BOT WHATS THff C ilvv ( HATJn. WITH WU. VOfftJf 1 fir IF They wgbe demoomce-o by a peosoki who had tms right to be a DENOUrUCE'e - ( OOHl ) . IF THE WIND HAD ONLY IF THE OPPOSITE CASE OCCASIONALLY IT WOULD rider and resumed my duty an orderly to headquarters. CHAPTER XV. yw Git 12 AT deal has been said Hoi of tho Canadians. Too inuoh B praise cannot bo given them. The first of the Canadian regiments to como into action was the Princess I'atrlola's Canadian Light Infantry. This regiment woo In one of tho dlvl elons in our army corps, so I saw qulto a bit of tbem from time to time. They worn a flno body of men and were very highly thought of by all tho Kngltsh regiments with whom thoy wcro associated. Thoy wero strong men and noodod strong leaders to keep thorn at their hlghost point of etllolency, Huc.h mon as Col. Kurqu har thoy adored, and there was noth ing he could ask thorn to do that would remain undone. It was his custom to lead his men Into action carrylnr nothing but a walking stick, end llttlo things like this moan a great doal to tho mon of n regiment. At ' tho time the Canadians were brought into notion wo had eomo black troops on our oxtreme loft. Tbe Oermnna ent over gas and these black troops were forced to retire. Purports wore called for, and as ours was tho nearest houdqu&rtcrs In the vlo'.nlty the call camo to us. We had no sparo troops available right on tho spot, so the men of the headquarters unit (orderllos, messen gers, &o.) wero called upon to go up ond act oo supports until reinforce merits could be brought up. Wo went tip on the dead run and found that tho Mack troops had retired, so wo v.ont Into tho poiiltlon Just In front of tho Germans, The Kalsor'n troops had aJvancod about two rnllei, but hal stopped at tho lust trench of our llrnt lino of dofonbo. There were no nu-ro trenches for four miles. The troops who had retired were or dered into rest camp When we took tho petition over, bo wo had to go In and hold until the Canadians camo up Tho Germans mado no attempt to advance any further, and we cer tainly wero In no posttlon to quarrel wih them Just then, Wo waited thero nil I'lKht, and Just before dawn the Cur.allans arrlvod. They didn't stop for anything, and went right over tbe top of us and at the Germans. We acted as supports for them during this engagement, and it was a treat to soo the way they went after them. Trenoh after trench they took with Cqoodwightj w what p0e5 he j L SfE IH THAT Jack Callahan sea GLCWN THE OTHEI2, WAY WW DIPN'T HAPPEN ALONG SEEM EVEN FUNNIER. J out any letup. Tho Oormons oontest od evory Inch of tbe ground, but nothing could atop the Mnpln Leaf boys that morning. When the Ger innns waited long enough for the lighting to come to close quarters, the Canadians wore right thoro with the cold stoel, and whon the Germans kept their dlstanco those, boys showed that they know which end of a rifle tho bulletc comes from., The Canadians bad advanced about n mllo In this way when the Germans brought up some reinforcements and immediately started to counter-attack. Thoy drovo us back a fow hun dred yards, but wn mado a stand, nnd after tho edge had worn off tho dcrman attack wo commenced to ad vnnco again. Tills time there wm no denying the Canadians, and they went right through until thoy had retaken all the ground that had been tost. They al.10 recovered four guns which tho Ger mans had captured. As nearly aa I can tell, It wan at this Mmo that the reports began to fly around that no prisoners wero being taken. This Is on extremely dimcult thing to apeak of. There is no doubt that on oertaln occatilona both sides have refused to take any prisoners, but I would not care to plaoe the responsibility of the begin ning of tho practice in any ono par tlcujar place, Thero In no doubt of the fact that the Oermans hate and fear tho Ca nadians, A peculiar thing happened soon after the Canadians so distin guished themselves. A certain Eng lish regiment recolved orders to tako some trenches at a given time. Tho officers of this regiment had tho rmm fix their bayonets and stlrlc thotu over thoTiarapet of tho trench several minutes beforo tho attack was to bo made. They did so, and kept cla-iU-Ing their bayonotu one ngalnnt an other and making an awful row gi-n-orally. When the whistle Mew a young subaltern was tho first man ovor tho parapet, and ho yelled nt tho top of his voice, "Como on, Canadians!" This got the Germnns' goat, and our fellows took threo lines of trenchos without losing a man AH of which goes to show that the Ger I THE GREEN-GOODS KING By Arthur D. Reeve i Another Fasrinaiiii'x Siury ut Ctuig KztTzdy, tho Scientific Detective WILL 6 EG IN ON THIS PAGE MONDAY, AUG. 13 "Ma" Sunday s Intimate Talk With Young Girls 7; aniL who tahm cam; of unit motiifm By "Mk" SuncU Asmkmit. rr Ctrl U HriMi llrf W Mm a(M ) rs i,, Hbi- tm sh- a ew ba4 He Is ftsBbtttout. bt bs Is aim la lor rt ul tw sks s4d Itka Is war. "Vm iwwuma Ii fralt. and all aba tan IMwttUr 4 la tax IMti bHiewrk In er apart Humi s aaM to mi wtra 1 In New Vork. -VH Mill smnm to Ibtok raaaet bavt her wlUt m u we wsrry kas 1 eould co on rlrtMg My pfMnt ixwiiteD if i wBtH to, hut he's not w tills ( fr mi to to sa, I (set as If I H Mi(ie4 lu all arta ef ways, but thr ll one thing I am aura eft mj mother mast alwars no my nrsi care. There It not a soul In th. world to do anytblnc for htr except me. Hke has bt,n the most wonderful of mothers to &s, and such a dearl "Will thinks that I CHfht not to feel that way. II aaya 1 ouihl to put Mm and his wishes 0;st. What do you think. Mrs. Hundayr "I think any man who would not adwlrs a c1rl fop wltat yon ara dolne Is not worth marrying," I promptly repllsd Tht boy who dooa not think a mother the met stored thing on earth Ii not tha man who will maka xood father to your children." "lie abuses me of being unwomanly- she said, "lie thinks I ought not to b Interested In business. II arguta no woman was err meant to bo Independent, and If not to be expected a girl should support her moUisr or that a girl's husband should take her mother Into his home." The best thing you can do, child," I aald, "la to tell that young man that you do not wish to marry him." Ilelen'a face looked gTaro and thoughtful. Bha la too self-controlled to cry, but that la all tho greater reason why aha suffers keenly. Tbe most profuse weepers aro not always tht stncereit sufferers. However, she took my advice. Htlll, I knew aba was finding compensation when I aaw her several times afterward. There Is a sweet, gravo peaoa on her face. Tho unselfish ne and beauty of her life are Impressing themselves on her for th world to see, I cannot find It In me to pity Helen. I know aha still suffers over the man who won too small and too mean to appreciate her, but merciful time will auroly heal that wound, I know. Boms day a fine fellow, Ilelen'a real mental and spiritual mate, will come along, and aha wilt know what tpio happiness means. And she will know a depth and completeness of Joy which very fw over gain, for servico to other, Is wonderful In Its after effect upon ourselves. . I think that Helen'fl problem Is one of the commonest which confronts girls of to-day. Many a girl Is the support of a mother or a younger sister, or Is putting n brother through college and many such girls lose what they think la a wonderful opportunity for happiness In marriage because some man does not agreo with their Idea of duty. Let no girl Imaglno all the romance of her life la shattered because she flhds that tho man to whom she la engaged or who asks her to marry htm has the Ideas of Ilelen'a fiance. God rewards us all according to our willingness to live by His commands, and one of His greatest commind.i Is that our lives bo unselfish ones. tOwrO!!, IfilT, tr? tk Bid IWVu'J, Im.) inarui, while they may hata tta Ca nadians, fear them also. Thero was considerable hand-tO' hand lighting on tho dead trround be twven the two lines of trenches. A bomb landed In our trenoh and lay there with the fuse sputtering. Quick nn a thought a big, burly Welsh man picked it up and threrw It bsck over the pnTapct. It hit a German ofltoer right In the smalt of tbe back Junt as It exploded Of course it nproud htm all ovor the landscape. One of our oflloers turned to this big Welshman and shouted, "Man allvo, do you knuw -what you've dono? Why, you deserve tho Victoria Cross for thatl" To which tho Welshman ruplled rather sourly, "Aye, Mr, mnbbo no. Anyhow, I'd rather have the Victoria Cross thuu ono o' those wooden 'tins," Our hendquartors wero still In Poperlngbe, nnd the German nero plunes continual to visit us evory morning as usual. Occasionally they would drop soma bombs and kill a, few civilians, but tbe situation was not critical enough to cause us to movo tho headquarters. On Baturday morning, April 24, I bad taken my car down to the oorps supply column to fill up with potrol when a sholl came over and landed In tho field Just besldo tho column. It was tho first shell wo had had In l'oporlngho, and, belleva me, I didn't want to soo whether thero were any moro on tho way. I Jiud boon do tailed to go to Boulogne, and I got started quickly. No sooner had that shell landed thin tho civilians commenced to move, it was the same old ftory. Panic eveiywhoro among tho women and children, and tho road was cli'iked hi tli thorn. The necomt sholl lauded about ten minutes tutor, so I Judgini they vi:n only using ona gun, mil It was a mini 1 1 ono at thai. Thero wits nothing, tlieruforo, to got excited about. 1 picked up a priest and two old woiiikii, and guvo thorn u lift as far us i 'usflol, whom thny could get a train later In tlm day for Calais or Itoulogno. I reached Boulogne short ly aftur 10 o'clock, and at 1 o'clock 1 whs on my way back. When I ar rived In Poporlnghe ovorythlng ncemod as quint an usual, and I hh very much surprlsod, as I had ex pected to llml shnlls pouring Into tbe place from all directions. (To Bo Continued.) Professor's' Lot1 Is Made Hard By Poverty , 1TB IirnTKB to be a super dn the movle and tumble off a cliff for $5 a day than to be n college pfo fossor with a half doten degrees after your name, Kor a good many colleen professors do not get i per day and those who earn perhaps twlco ti., much are men that would rank with real stars of the films If It wen proper to compare a mere professor with Algernon Pompadour, tho Ucy heroine. The fnot Is K,00 a year Is about tlm average for college professors In tl o United Htates. After twenty to tw.cji-ty-flve years of training they can earn thut much and are expected to llve-ln a stylo to which their particular In stitution Is accustomed. Although tbe better kinds of nteuk may bo hard to get for the profcoaor who haa a fam ily, he oon console himself by con slderlng tho glory he Is enjoying. In this commercial age we are ac customed to measure everything bv Its money value. Gauged by that rule, the college professor plays a poor part In American affairs. Hut the rule Is not a true one, and the rrfleotlon for his poor lot In life rests upon our civilization and not upon this im portant factor In that very same civili zation. Hut It is interesting to consider how much better other vocations pay than thut of instilling knowledge into others. Tho cub baseball plsycc who gets a tryout In the major leagues will receive JJ.OOO for six months' work, ant? If he makns good he can earn anything be tween that amount and $16,000 a yeut. Ten thousand dollars for threo months' service is a fair compensation for any hardworking footliall coach. The mod erately successful prize-fighter can gut $10,000 for thirty minutes artlstld handling of nn opponent, The lawyer who can win ono caso itv three may feel assured of $10,000 a year, and tho doctor of fair reputation will easily tnaka as much. Iioth havo the op portunity to run that $10,000 up to 150,000 pur annum. And every one would feel that they deserved It. Tho average member of a college faculty Is compelled to wear his CoU lars twice, and to shine his own shoes, oven though ho be n man of tho finest mental equipment and long oxperlence. And It Is a safe presumption that his wife Is turning every corner to koep up the appearance that should be mad by tho wife of such a man. Ir. thw "7ri;il 111". rtftifin hal'r, the gt'rT hero.'is getting a sum of money for stopping the fast express which It Is really sinful to think about. Such is our queer civilization. J