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Evening World Daily Magazine
CONIC P AG?
Thursday. September 0, 1817
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U U car faw f d lii fela bJiq4U
Ma style akwut atblaUoa, Ira rrm
eolaa and oiif tblaia, )Umi; liar.
HaM. Ik Dhrtnal AJ I'ou-ah, now
la the A. II. WwU uecaa. "Hurt
mm Hefore neuura," will U0 a raw
rf the eterlea far which be la famous
M An after-4lnnr apeaker) Hpbr
ZUrrurd, wtw mads "l'oor llnttcrfly"
the trewndoui bit II waa avBd Is,
aye aba will da all In her power te
atertaln tba audleiite, wblati pimm
he will offer a delightful alBglog
number, and there will ba otbtr top
JSOtch featuraa Although tba eeat
aU dwj not open until nit ilon
4Uy, Ihvra la already a aLronf da
tnand tor ticket.
MAY LEASE THEATRE.
Raymond Hltcbcook and K. Hay
Ooetx, proprlctora of "Iltteby Koo,"
ara considering tba advisability of
leasing llroadway theatra for tba
present aeaaon at least. Two bouaea
feava been offered them. Tbey will
decide the matter before tbe week
THAT KLAW-ARMES DEBATE.
Tbe rood natural debate between
Jtfaro Klaw and I'rof. Armaa of tba
University of California over tbe rel
ative merit of Hbakeapeare and
Oior.t M. Cohan aa playwrights, baa
attracted ao much comment that Mr.
Maw haj uaked ua to tell Just bow
II came up.
The dlacuaaton aUrtod In Loa
Angeles," be aald to-day, "wben
Otbeinan Htevens asked me wbo I
oonaldered the beat of tbe play
wrights. I told him I oould not an
anrer the question offhand. Hut I
aald. 1 considered tbe beat play I
knew of, technically speaking, waa
Mr. Ooban'a 'Seven Keya to Bald
pat.' I aald 1 conaldored It a bet
ter play technically than anything
Gbakespeare ever wrote I said it waa
at muoh higher form of construction
to build a play and preaerve continu
ous suapenae without moving tbe lo
cale than to do what Shakespeare
did hang up a placard every ten
minutes when be wanted to move tbe
"When Mr. Klaw went to Ban Fran
cisco, Prof. Armca took up the sub
ject. Mr. Klaw declares be a poke from
the standpoint of technique only. He
says it Is not tola concern it people,
In commenting on the subject, choose
to confuse technique with texture.
BY WAY OF DIVERSION.
The things I fall to think of when
I'm needing bright replies have al
ways been a source to me of deep,
regretful sighs. It's ever been that
wben It seemed I might have been a
wit, my mind has always lagged until
too late to make a hit. 11111 Hmlth
will say: "Your brain Is like a sheep's
brain on tbe dead I" And I should
aswer. "Hah!" at blm. I don't at all.
Instead, I make some commonplace
reply that has no point at all. For
something always seems to cause my
thought machine to stall. It's ever
thus. I'm worried, too. Suppose, the
King of Hpaln should say: "Why,
Dud, you're looking fine." It drives
me near Inrano to think that I might
hem and haw and answer: "So are
you," or something on that order.
Uoabl don't know what to do.
MISS ZIEQFELD'S DEBUT.
Patricia Zlcgfeld, daughter of Hlllre
Burke and V. Zlegfeld Jr., Is lo ac
company bcr father to the I'olo
OroundH Bunduy to ace the 'Kolllca"
team play the "Illtchy Koo" nlno. A
bottle of Orado A milk will be tnken
along for her, as she doesn't care fur
MI6S GARCEE WINS.
?e tako pleasure In announcing
that succeat has tlnully found Miriam
Qarcee. tho ctrl who mado such a hit
In "Patsy's School Days." at Illchmond
lull eaeral years ugo. tine is now
on of the LadUvs of tho Court In
"Irtieky O'Hhca" at the Thirty-ninth
William It. 8111 is now press agent
sit the Century.
Loo Nbwmun clipped the hair of
his dog, Illtchy Koo, and she ran
.way In disgust.
Ilrock Pembcrton of the New York
Tim en is to Join the managerial staff
of Arthur Hopkins.
Irving Duvls writes us of an ex
convict who hits bucomo u poet. (Jo
in from bau to vitsc, cm
David Ilcluxco will open tho nela.ico
Theatro'H regular bvuson to-night
with "1'olly W illi a rast."
MlanehH Yurku. of June Cowl's
"Daybreak." lias written a play und
grants MIm Cowl to star In It. That's
Oliver Mortco lias f nR-arod Mnrlin
Abbott, Judy Lewis, II. J. I'uvlll und
Ina Itorko for "Lombard!, Ltd.,"
which opens in tno aiurosuo Sept. 17.
Walker WhHvslde, In "The l'awn,"
will open at tho Fulton Theatre Hut-tt-isy
night. He will flrxt play tho
atcllar rolo to-nlitht in New Haven.
ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES.
3. Hone -dhow your song to Meyer
Cohen, Hurry Von TlUcr Music Com
pany. IllU Carlton It you will sign your
communications we'll consider them.
A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY.
" A Tnylomvllle, K. fflrl, who re-
celvcMi n propot.ni or inuritaKii on h
postal eurd, uusuorrd "No" by tele-fc-rapli,
fan Dtgiit ip 9Mtie t imuv in.
t iJ4t i I um: to w.
' If rubfrtO fu bit ttiO alopil var f?M,
Al tii " clair.".! uw tvnt Uxt.
, FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE.
"iAe codllnh balls?"
r "Don't know; never attended any!"
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MOVING PICTURE FUNNIES
Cut out the picture on all four aides. Then carefully fold dotted line I
Ita entire length, then dotted 1 1 not 2 and 3. Fold each aectlon underneath
accurately. When completed turn over and you'll find a aurpriilno roiult.
SOME ONE'OUGHT TO TELL HER.
HAH little Wllllo was onlv io-
ccntly married, and for the i .Bt
r-ir,i.,h, , i, i i ., ,.
" " " "
that famous smllo wlt'ch n man woarn
on only two occasions when in- is
first married and when the first baby
arrives, That smllo, which suggosu a
codfish in paradise, is citremely an
noying to tbe onlookor. Therefore
Willie's friends were relieved to aee
I kZW IF
him appear ono morning looking very
e,u!"',, n, ,..,, ., .
I "Hollo, Willie! lint a thq mntterT '
I they orloil In chorus
"Oil, Hon t ciian, noys-iion't cnatT!
.MarrlJKtf Inn't what 1 thought It was!
My wlf?.caii't sing!"
"Can't slng7 Why, you ought to be
thankful for thatl"
"Yes, I daro say! And I might bo
only, you soe, she doesn't know III"
Had It Been
THE EVENING WOltLD'S Kiddie
Copnifht, 1U1T. bj Tba Prra fublUhlnf 0.
(Th Kim Tork ItoUi World.)
IT was a Trm night In Outdoorland
and the three friends were clad
10 BH quiouy on 1110 icrruco 01
Irof. Dombus's lovely home, Slowly
and steadily darkness crept upon
them. A coot breete stirred among
the trees and a btrd's voice was heard
singing a beautiful, tuneful song, It
was a new, strange song to Besa and
Uob. A bird that they had never met
was entertaining them this evening.
"That Is a mocking-bird which we
hear," the Professor told thorn.
"What Is he mocking?" asked Uess.
"Nothlnir at present. That Is his
own sweet song. As he sings It ho
works Ws way from the lowest
branohes up to the topmost twig of
the tree and down again."
The sons ceased and the Professor
gave a short, trilling whistle. Tho
Imitation of it came back to tho chll-
dren and him from the branches of
tho mocking-bird's tree. Then Hob
whistled and Hess called. The bird
mimicked them perfectly.
It was groat funl The children
THE drawing contest for this
month will be (or Klub Cousins
to lllustrnto In pictures some event
In the news something that happens
this month and that you read about
In your newspaper. It win be Just
as If you wcro an artist employed by
a newspaper to draw Illustrations for
the news stories It prints. Of course,
you should pick out some nows that
la interesting to everybody us well as
This contest will close 6j'urday,
Sept. 19. Ono dollar will be awarded
to each Klub Cousin who makes and
submits the best new drawing for bis
or her age.
He Hadn't Been Introduced to
a Celluloid Collar It Would Have Caught Fire!
THE MOCKING-BIRD MIMICKED THEM PERFECTLY.
had often played with an echo In this
way, but it was not half such fun.
Sometimes this feather-covered echo
would have to try several times bo
fore he got the sound correctly. lie
was very patient and very persistent.
This made It all the more interesting.
They called playfully to the bird
almost all evening. Ho was delightful.
"Is he always so much good fun?"
asked Hess and Hob.
"No, Indeed," answered their friend,
"at home he Is a tyrant Why, when
nesting time begins It Is Mrs. Mock-Ing-Blrd
who selocts the site; Mrs,
Mpcktng-UIrd wbo gathers the twigs
and building material; Mrs. Mocklng
lllrd who does tho labor and bulUs
the homo for her brood-to-bo. And
when anything goes wrong her exact
ing mato Is not slow to scold her
viciously and tell her Just what he
thinks. Hut If nil goca woll .mil to
his liking he sits by and sings a beau
tiful song to celebrate,
"When the mother h setting," con
tinued Hombus, "her Bpouse comes to
tho nest every hour or so, but never
takes her place when she has to leave
for food and drink. In hot weather
la thraya coming and going.
Her New Knitting Bag!
i Often she almost falls from fatigue,
Still tho songster novor helps,
"When ihn woo blrdllngs grow
strong and smart enough to fly tho
brtivo mother goes away, but ho stays
hern until the fall and then he goes
io me South."
"Ho la rirnndfullV lazV." Said BOD.
"L'nklnd Is what I call It," declared
Hut lots of fun for all thatl" Bom
bus reminded them.
"Ho suro Is," they agreed.
Surrgested by MAItlON U ID WELL,
ngn fourteen, No. 451 Fourth Avenue,
j Enrn a Klub Pennant
ATWT:ntT-TVO-INCH felt pennant,
made In the Klub colors, blue and
gold, and bearing the Kiddle Klub
nam, will be given freo to evory ltlub
member who secures five new members,
and to every now Klub member who
brlnm In with him or her four other
new members. coupons, numbered
In rotation, im.t b nent with each
name, logctluT wlili tlio Blgnature, age
and ul.lrej of new member. Just
as required warn individual kiddles ap
ply for membership.
Members who cannot save the ooupona
may obtain pennantj by sanding 10
cents, with name.
Dearest Cousin o' Mine:
1AM more than pleased with the
good work that you have been do
ing (I am speaking of tbe lied
Cross work of which so many of
you have told me). There is not a
nobler, more helpful way that my
Cousins could have spent their sum
mar. Please continue with this good
work through tbe winter, too. Keep
up the little Kiddie Klub branches
that you have formed to do knitting
and sewing for our brave, noble men.
That many of you boy Cousins of
ours have taken up this, work Is a
delightful surprise. How you would
like to Join the troops going abroad
to servo their country and their flag,
If you only could! But that cannot
bo, and Instead you have done tho
next best thing! you havo deoHed
to help keep our men from suffering
untold hardships by making caps,
wrlstlots and a dozen other klndu of
comfort-giving woollen things to keep
Contributions From Klub Kouains.
Kldille Klub Yell,
Humh. humh, tor U KJddls KtuM
Ilumh, himh. for ttu KutiUt Klub!
With 1U oomej.
Ilk, llttl. Jk Honur.
Ba mug uid "mi.
, In Tt E'fnlnj WcrM.
Entry club tt tun brat,
WlUt tu kxMlr an bMTa tai trui,
Thj tWIeia not In orruw.
llul !' tiut tlU lo-nurrow.
So liurriii, bumli for Um KMiin Klubl
And t'nuda c.lenor too.
Br .s-ATiLHJi; ntir.b. u, . n0,
Ooetoa ItcJ. llmu.
A I find Deed.
Vr M Thtlm mi, twini. TJir H'rf
tbeir tibrt. wbo u rich tni owseJ mcr
icrt ol liM. Om Jij bi told thtm to fo out li)
U inla nil pltr.
Fcr lonj tiro. Umt rwildn't dMf nhii time
to plu BaiUmlj Tiirlmt h. ta'ldrt.
It' help On Jioor cliildjir We cm hie 4
(rait tnd iVr'ti iinleu tad tb i trgtibl
"ill rUh!-" iw Vrt. "but , mint hT
tooM rulM lor tb poor childrrn. Vt't will
Mib ktddi Prmit nd mt how nun thiof
Uwl n illawed to Uk,-
tfuddmlT John. th frfnr. wbo h4 bm
IktenlDg behind Uk( tubM tad bt4 orerbMrd
tbm. wrtna out.
to mrk rlfbt now,1
-jihh u im W". cn, "W wai Mt
oo ttn ail bmo to work,
HMn,u ,w im Trwfu.hi wna rmw
ra u iiKust ruu iota ot rua Mlp-
IW Clifton Meek
By Bud Counihan
Jack Trost out through the Jong
nruua tvHuer. i am so giaa that you
know that It Is not girlish to kilt,
but thnt It Is brave to do one's bit In
thn treat llirlit. Ami vnnr hi. i. ...
- . u.v UM UVh
a small one-It Is big and fine. It Is
mo nexi greatest wing to going to
No. I have not formii.n i-a
part in this bcautlf il field. You? my
girl Cousins, havo worked In greater
nuuiuuio, murn uaunngiy, ana, of
courso, with a greater number of
achievements to. your credit That Is
true. Hut in work suoh as thla we
do not look for separate praise but
minor io oa counted among the
thousands of helping hands.
Let mo know more about your ef.
forts. Tell me what you are doing,
whether working together or singly
Write and tell me what you ijlva
mado and what you Intend maklng
tho moro you say tho more Interesting
It will bo. for the Cousins to read
about, 'iou see 1 Intend putting the
nows of your helpful work In th
Kiddle Klub Komer for the who
world to see.
inatt. poor chiMrfn. wbo . lw7 te
wxrcoXSFK r Ko'
Klddi. Klub KIJ.li, Klub, jou'r. aorta tan
Anil Couilti l:tinor U In chirM
Tt;t' Ju why It U th, tmtt, '
It i. tkr ntctt KIl ot U Uii rtit
Kldili, Kluli. Kiddie Klub. jou'm In ti
Hn Tho Ktnln Woll I'll ilSMrJ
And our .ljr RliA ! I V.' "li
HOW TO JOIN THE KLUB AND
uuiaiin YOUR PIN.
'"ii.'m, numlrl in
'U. OUI all
-' JIU. lad (mil
to tb. Kld.il. KiZ.
K' orld No 'U3 l-Si
ik.i. in ui,, V "ita i
lliUdrn avwWrr. not our hhttn w-
nemtienihln wrtlflnt. 7 "US " and