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WIT, HUMOR AND SARCASM FROM THE CARTOONISTS AND THE PROFESSIONAL FUNNY MEN.
THE CZAR OF ALL THE RUSSIAS.
—(Punch.
UNCLE SAM WOULD LIKE THE JOB.
Teddy— WelL ai.yhow. my uncle kin lick yer wholf family.— (Minneapolis Journal.
"Mr. H^r^ck. wcat do you think of am* .n ho marries for money
"I thlnE^J-tocns every penny be- sets. '— trated BIU.
Wa** r flo ke£ ArrlvaO-^m* -tone now. ran n-dn't be .o ntened of a bath. Ain't ,ou
I . ..-L^in .mctou.! no. I wa, never arrested *f*r*-<nu> Tatler.
NEW-YORE: DATLY TRIBUNR SUNDAY. FEBET'APvY 10. 100.").
A VILLAGE FIASCO.
Gifted Amateur (concluding pet card trick)— Now, ladiea and (?entlem*>n. you have seen the pack
of cards burnt before your eyes, and the ashes placed inside tht box. which mysteriously transformed
itself into a rabbit, which, in "irn. disappeared Into space. I will now ask this gentloman to name
the card he selected, when it will at once appear In my hand. Now. sir, what card dtd you select
tr °GUe» e (who haa bean following the trick moat to tenOjO—Blessed If I recollectl-<Piineb,
• ~-l- ;• at «-,._Tjt.n,n* an nvfui iime the Iceman takes to bring a ladder!
?n° lov-Why. *o STa't «Sli6™2t ail, GuVnor; if. 'is early closing day, an' V. «one 'home
(Il» Sketch.
THE FORTY-SIXTH VISIT.
—(Chicago Daily Tribune
"Come over into Utah and help us."— (Toledo Blade.
B<?cf Trust— Goodness; How annoying!— tDuluth News Tribune
DUSTPROOP.
"Does your miatres* not object to so much dus t?"
"Not at all; she's duatproof— baa two automobile*"— {Fllcgend* BMtt«*
INSULT ADDED TO INJURY.
. ... . - — ■-" — CTiie Scotch.
. "-■■■-: •'■ :,■-■.
THE ROOT OF IT.
— Ohio State Journal.
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