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HERBERT L. DENNY
RYE, N. 1.. March 1. Herbert L.
benny, a member of th< I rm of I
fisk & Son. 17 Nassau Street, New
York, died at his homo her?' to-day 0f
?neumon?a. Ho lived on Pine Island,
where he had maintained hia residence
sixteen years.
Mr. Denny v a I y-oi yeai ?; old
and a native of '? He is sur?
vived by his mother and two brothers,
George K. and ? harles D. Denny, and
s sister. Miss He f. As n
T km .-.n all
along the Atlant c Hi was a
?member < f many clubs.
COL. CLARK E. CARR
PEOR?A, 111., March I. Colonel
Clark E. Curr, of Gi I ' irmerly
United States Minister to Denmark,
?led ut " matoriuni I - I i
Colonel Carr, a brother of the late
(leimral Eugene Asa Carr, was hem
in Eri? ( ounty, N. Y., in 1836. Fol?
lowing a . o? ' i al Ki ? go, Illi?
nois, he era uated
School in I ' 58. !i" ' Uni ter to
Denmark dui Pri
term. ' ' dorn Curr \ ical
gpoaki t and ? itrlbutor.
/VRTHI R WILLI VM I I.KINS
Arthur V\ ?lllam kilki , i i hen le il
engineer coi ' General
Chemical Coi '
,lon<1 nl I ' I. ! ' r " :'"'' -;i"r|.
. in
! . (?ueber
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v. ii. P.
I
artillery In 1 rt, o I
Poo,
Wll'e of 1.1
r.. I . '. N',
WASHING ION WILLI VMS
W hingti n Williams, ? ? ? r of
n tobacco fai
1
Smith in 1 r ?"" r
\\ i 11
?
were bom In A ?
< lounty.
REV. E. W. Ill STL'D
i he i:. v. i:. \ . lor i f
the Tromont Hnpl I Cl rch, 1 lie
1 vit.
Place, Friday i
Mr,
lust , bul
wa later i intisl minis
IMPORTANT NOTICE
???? " '' -, '' i?. i-n
n - .* 1 . i ? i... ),?.
t-'. ph...-..'. i , i hi any tli
- ! n tho ;. ixt
Beekman 3000
ki 1 le? i I ' ??? noil iv 'lit In?
?< rt< d. Bill for ' mn ? l t..
> ou lat? .? over
00 rea-lera dalo.
BIRTHS
E8TERSON- Mr.
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_ MARRIAGES
PKNBROEI K HABA Ri
New york City. I*i
Vi. Pen Broe k, of Orm I I ' .
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DEATHS
ANDREWS ran en ' - - y .
I n
BL'TLL'H
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HAYWARll
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Wiry?, ruin.
HAZZARD On I ? 191 i, Annl?.
. i I.
IHK PUNKRAL (Ill V II
Rulldlnc), Broad?
UNDERTAKERS
a a r y
ter, S>\- years ago he came to the
Tremont church. He leaves a wife.
LB ROY MARTIN
I"- Roy Martin, associated with his
brothers in a wholesale dry goods
commission business, died Friday at
the Brooklyn residence of his father
in-law, the late Thomas Ormiston (al?
len der.
Mr. Martin, who wns twenty-eight
years old, was educated at Andover
Ae.i limy and the Yale Scientific
School, He leaves a wife and infant
son, three brothers, three sisters and
u mother.
OBITUARY .NOTES
MRS. AMELIE M. ZELL, widow of
(.?nitre Zeil, died Friday a^ the homo
of her grandson, Edward M. Raphel,
? s'l Center Street, Oranjje, N. J. She
' . ; ninety live years old aid was bor i
in Havana, Cuba, and educated in
Pai
HUGH l. McGRISKIN, tho oldest
m dorm?n in the employ of the Smith
II ' el line of the B. I?'. T., died Friday
nl hi home, 58(1 Tenth SI root, Brook?
lyn, II" had been forty-two years 111
tie employ of the old Brooklyn and
Coney Island Railroad. ,
MKS. CAROLIN?! CATHERINE
STOLL, daughter of tho into Peter and
Catherine Marlins Ernst, of Manliat
tn . died Thursday of old age at tho
11 ?dune - of her son in law, Dr. Ed
".id Carroll, U30 Howes Street,Brook?
lyn.
JOHN B, REISTEREtt, n stone
on, i.e i| ?n hit oifrlity-flrst ynv
al his home, 1(11 Hat hey S.-Njot, Brook?
lyn, He is m . i. i .1 by i In- io duughtors
und four son?
MRS. LAURA J. MACH?N, wife ??!'
Alcxnntler Machin, is ?lead at her
home, 72 I awton Si reu**., Brooklyn.
One of her two brothers l_ with tho
i 16th Infantry In Franc t,
ETHEL McGARRY, who died Friday
nl her home, 'lit; Sixty-third Street,
Brooklyn, was a sister ol Thomas
?CGu'T',, with the 88th Division ?n
I ranee, and Edward McGarry, stationed
al Camp U]iton,
PATRICK .1. McINTYRE is dead at
1 ; homo in Port Clio itc- of pneu
. , god : ?xty ihroe years. IIi ?
two daughters, Anna and Miuv Mein
t; re, died of tin' same disease a few
ago, For tho past, fort y seven
years, Mr. Mclntyre has been connected
v th ! he R. I'., and W. Bolt and Nut
..t it Pembei wick ofiicls, Bo
w ?fe, he leaves two ?ons one of
.. a ? i cent ly reli ascd from tho
DEATHS
?1 afternoon, 2 o'cl k, Interment Wood
, ..
HOLLER Killed in action, October 22, CUS,
. ' ? Haro It. Holler, dearly beloved
? ' hi late I..-ii ?.ml Lucy Holler and
brother ol Loui - ?in?! Anna Holl?is Rela
. also B. P, O. Elks' Lodge
: ii. urc i*. ne tfully invited to attend me?
morinl services Sunday eve, March '.', at
- n' loci . ul St. John's German Evan
: ? nl Church, Fairview av., Jersey City.
IICNTER February 28, 1919, Charles 11
i1 1er, in l.i- futh year, sen of tbo lnlc
Il s! Lucimlq__Jliii*,ter. Funeral
service.*! Mar h ". at 3 ??clock. Interment
nt Greenwood Cemetery.
JOflfNSTON -\t. l'oiu-.bl ""Psic, on Friday.
Fein ..?? 28, Mot tie Forrester, wife of
M. Johnston. Services from lier late
' nee, i 13 Academy st., on Mon.lay af
.1. March 3, at 2:30. Kimlly omit
Kl nil IM At Glen RidKe, N. .1.. Saturday.
1919, ( mi lia Stevers, wife of
! Ketchum. Funeral Bervlcea will be
i ' her home, 1? Appleton PJuce, Glen
) . ? Tin ??day nfternoon at .'! !lf? o'clock,
in !??.-. on- Hoboken ?it 2 :30,
M M?TIN On February 28, 1919. at 77
' M. I; n, Le Rov Martin, he?
lo? . .| hu band of Ruth Callender Martin
Mi i liomn It Marl in. in t he
.se" Funeral privat'*.
. , ,. ?? ...
NANKIVELL At Hfnsdalo, Mur*?.. February
, wife of I rank A. Nanklvell
?. Bdilh mu? Frank J, ln
i.-i-i'-il si Hlnndfllo l reim, February 28.
0 II Hi i- Un I te,,.',,-, ,, Major .lohn
' ? ? i \? In lo? e,l hui bund of
Mnn ". ' '? ?' i, up Mn onlc " . ' . ? -:i
i,- i . 'it,. I liti-ciln I'nrl I -"le", No, r,l I, of
i/o. Ill at THF, I UNIS? \l CHURCH
H m ii'll ii' i diiin i n.- ml ' iiy nuil lU?l.h
? - 1)11, I ll'l lo? I Inl.'l ?
- '. lllh .- I', ,,, -I, i ,
!,?' .i;-. On Frida* l-'i'hi iiiii-j ' R, In
Hum '' fti m i .-n In Im ? il
? - 'i . ni Ihi.f-ln-lii . ' I", en.I M. ?
i i Ki'iti : . ?' ? Ikph at ! 113 l-.ui
IDtli ' . indiiy, March ! 1) illfl ?i in,
III HIIMOUH On I Idn I ? In u irj ' <, Knilly
li rli-l?, ? it,, ol in I dv aid ?'. Ilu Im.
nl Tuseilo I ml,. Noli. i. of funeral here
?is -
SMITH On March I, 1919, Thomas F
mit h, ol 17-13 ?lee "> n. , Brooklyn.
n ol l u lierai hereaf ter.
T1IU1 ms On l rldny, February 28, It?.
M ... land Gilbert l'lbbiil . min ol the Inte
H, n, -. Il and ?nib A. Tlbbalt-, In the Ifjlh
of his "ios Funeral services ?I bi.> I
,' lili i. I 18 Milieu ?t., Brooklyn.
:,. v , M.I i; . Mardi B, al l" a m, Hurlai
nl *.. ? flu . i, i 'nun . .m arrival ni i "
- train I mm New York,
T\ il H On Heptembi r 18, UU8, killed In
! ,?'',, n.-i.r I ..illl.'in . I I ?lire, John I IllW'
I . .i . ., 'is,, ,.,,ii i.r Mm ? r>wi.-,
. '- mil Ilu ist" Walter i-.In 'I . a .
? ' ... -.. \ mi i.lui -.. ' * li.- ??ni
i i III II? Hie ? I. h "I tlie IM, , Dr, ,
, . ,, of Hi ',. on an ? I II. m? t>. linn i
', , i,i, . mi.in-,, March ',', id I
?
i i i ?- i. n., March I 191'', Mm V A , v Idnw
nl Kdwnrd und mother nf ISdwaril, .limn .
?i ml A. V? iiltei IHUmr, ul I. I
,',,,, ||.| David on a? . Nnw Vork Vjl\
, i n.,- |,..ii-.i- ..n Monday "l l" i30
a m -, .i. u - pitpoi ?.leu e copy.
IN MEMOIIJAM
ALLEN In loyinu memory of William
Alien ,,f Clnreiiiont, on the Jumen ?Ivor,
v i ;ifi u, '??? ho died March '?', l!'l 7,
intt??i v i.f Catherine H
il,.. i , " ir'- of l'i. Thomim
' ,, ml, . ho ?? . d ?.'..Mieter " I. 1905.
cemeteries
IMF. \VO?U?l./\\VN ? 'KMCTKnl.
l'. i. i .n Tr?ln und by Trolley
mall I hi roi nulo
Omc*. 20 liant 23d St., N. Y.
UNDERTAKERS
JIOWARD I, HALLKTT
i ui i mi Dlroutor
* i i..:i.< "r TO ?AM,
Anjrwlitr? Ai An? Tlin?
['hoi. \ lorl? 11
I ill DERIOK T. IIALLETT, INC.
LrON CX All VU,"?!??',,?I" Til l!n?filiSt
E. ?Mil- I J.H4 W?8T All ?T.
"? . . you supplied the very thing
we moil needed and in a magnificent
way . , ." (from a Utter)
At that we are now in a
?M'tier position to do bet
'?''. '"?A?er work than ever
Oill "Columhui MOQ" Any limn Day ?> Night
FRANK E. CAMPBELL
"TUL: FlTNI.IfA!, illfUKCH"
( Hrtu ?. |r < . - .i . , . . i
Bi-o-tt/fM/ary a? (,<," <;, ,i v* Sti-?-ev at H"'Ave
t\*wftt f?f ?n .,,.???, i?,?,*. ArllnUi- r nriorai lif?!??* ?or ?nwlallv
Hylan Target
For Jokes of
News Writers
Annual Dinner of City Hall
Reporters Puts Mayor ami
His Methods on Crnlrilc
Leaders E n j o y Sati re
Governor Sniitii ami Others
of Political Fame Laugh
as They Are Caricatured
"A RAVING NIGHT'S ENTERTAIN?
MENT," presented by the Aasociatloi
of City Hall Reporten* at the Hole
Astor.
chara cm ris
I" Ihn on-li r In tvlili i. i|i< ? Iwgln lo rute
fiistiitau el Swttl .i liarle? tirai um n uni ir
l'"":i"',. Eiltt-ar I Slam - Lull e
' C.rndpo . \ ?.. i Url - I'lni
'?} Tallin . Ill" ? ! \ \ Ivlsi
t Ii? I ! ??im . \\ I' |: , .
1 Man .!? Biimri ?7 ovf-ir?
u " Kuoe .Ii. \ ii,,,- .i
"??S l.im . \l ?1,1, pjrii i m
lw I'.''ills . .,.,. p, M?rr|
I"1'-1'1,,. I N I.nil,,.
'??'-Ling . I.,,,,,.. \ ?, , ,, . ,
\v-,,:;,;"";.!" .?'????i Annum? U-am
AM HI-HI . Re?. r Milliard I'l.???"'
Ml" I-1"" .llilliy UiiyIh I.,
III? HlliiT till) ... , It. I n \ -i mi
HI I"".\. \V I'l.'i-n
HI I.'IW . I .-? I lll.il. |
I'm i"'l "r Hand id vi.m Tiinuntii, Hoiir-rl Wnr
1 ' n. il m INirl n'li i :.i. (,', Vogel, Krtiaa
I' Kupple Ulirrl II |{t.|i Hi
I lav? Harm > T ?pith ,. .i mi-i.li lili Ii,
ACT I lllglilan I Avi niii> Ungdad
AI I' II t'llj Hull l-.uli I'.,,,-.' . i
ACT III Miiuli l|i|i| Hull,linn, llngdad.
AIT IS Tim Uni hrrli ' Cafi
Tlmr l'i . i,,- m and I.??
:;. m il i>i mettle? i??, cmiric i ?I wini.Mii r,.i
Uiu Huldel Kliull n i tin? llriulley Htudloa
< ? i nn???. I? Kan
AI T I
? Dim
Ml
? Han In i"
Aim .: tin
n\l. M MM'lli
Ml
"It'll n Orrflld ill I <;.,
ACT It, "lu I ho old 1
ACT 111
fills"
Mi s ivlan and I emhl
Umi/i'il nn l Knaoinlili
Mr llngorly ami ICnson - i
(Ii Cil t h Cli
Mr I'll mon ni,i| I rnilil
*'??<???'? 'I"- Lamp n Hunting",.. i milil
ACT IV. "(Invnrnnr FiiiUIi" .Mi. l'icmoi
Drinking Bong, 1010 M.-il
Mi N'omliurg an?! 1 - ; l
Final?-. "HI-T-ea. Ill 1.?-.v"
.Mr. Crawford, Mr, Plot n and i
Orcliostro under tho leadership ol ncgliin ! llaltle
Manager.diarios a llamhldgi
i ii.iine.m Dinner Committee . . l livnrd s. i,,,?!??
Hlago Dlroi'lnr .Ilaruld A \ Irin
Klage Manager. ! Krank N' llol.limoi
'Ireasuror .., . .|.i,.,l il. Adam
H....I? I... Il \ Vlvl
I.yrli-n '.'i n A. lia
li* ; '? I bj W 1'. lli und '.'hurles (1 ll.nii
Muslo l'V Victor II-il . (?i l-go M CoIllUI un.
Irving llerll
The annuiil "one iiighl . I ind" of I hi
City Hall reporter I wa'i hold IurI nifrhl
With Bagdad aa n setting, Orienta
music as inspiration and Mayor Hylni
as one of the absentees, except roi
portrayal on the stare, seven hundred
men who make up the public, life ol
the city and the slat?- were amused
for several hours by (he antics of th?
temporary acl 01 .
The principal actor of the evening
, was voted by the audience to be on<
"Timothy," who, during his whole tim<
i on t he stage ul tercel not one woi d,
"Timothy" Is what is commonly known
? as a jackass. It?- appeared as the en
tire rolling stuck of the Bagdad Ragged
j Transit Company ( B. 1!. T.).
According to the Invitations for thi
dinner,all comers, were directed to taki
their places upon "the cat pi- ," und ti
subject themselves tu the commands ol
His Sublime Mendacity, the Insultar
ol Swat, in order to commi morati
fittingly the 424 nights and n nigh!
with which the Caliph llylan-el-Rancid
has graced the City Hill of the town
Political comers, Btayers, "has bren;'
and others presented themselves ii
the f-rond ballroom of the Hotel As
tor to view life In Old Bagdad and
compare the presentation with whal ti
now going mi In this city.
There v. as an Orientnl sol ting to i hi
??-. I ole no';-1 r, wl Ich, after i he prol m
?nary recopl ?on, si nrl nil wll h n cu i i
van, which trailed through the hi?
dining ball headed l>> an elephant on
wll Ich was ini.mi ted tlio liisull an ol
Swat in i he portion of ' !hn i 'le i ? !
Ilambidgn, pri Idenl of tin ii
? Ion. II" wan followed by t he fair "Kn
11mu" n nd n head mu n pi epn red i o do
l.i- full duty if I'm- pi lure i railed In
unfold all I no mai" lio ih talen of lin
irreal eil s o I Bagdad
The lii ' h cl opi i ? '1 nn H
Yvonne, Bngdiul, ? bol o Wii. Ian, icen
i.ai', to the Caliph, iiceonipiiiiled by <
i lu.i n ; ni' rare proporl Ions, i-atif- as fol
luv. :
f! mr ft ad '?.ni n fine old lily.
Muslo, m Inn ?ml maiden? pretty
i hlnii i wpi n ilnlnu nil '.' ninl ?' i ?.
All iilmiir Itn Hrenl Whlta Wny.
No roBtiTclloim on u l'i How?
I'nlnl Hi.- low ii ? red or yellow,
Nu one hail a woi d to Bay
Hll|.,|;i.| \?n . the 1 lei o to I tllj
(?lllllll 9
I.Hi- was fair ntnl (Ino In lltuidud,
On ni nId lowti '. il ' fill
Tli,, .? v.. ??? dnin In? i?lrl l'nti uni Iritr,
Ami. oh. II lin'il nn I I.I ' IrIiI i
'I In i-i. '.- i. im lid mi i;..,,.dn.i
\\ ,i ,t ill . ..? '
And liol i ? i.I |i|t'lott
ni it,.,! ill.'..i in-nhll.n
in urlenliil II ... lud Inn? hk'i
i i,, i ii wei'i mine i""1 >' vei .'? - und
!?.i tin i nui order, hill Ih"
i 1'i'vil .i.l I hem patiently, il'lm which
I ii-|nii v T'ohi'i' ? iiiiiiii i' ."lull?' i i i'i . i .i'
bi.eiittiiiiirlv nti Irod m l m lu h m mi ' i
.-,.,! h i i on i cup, coal und rihii'l I, hov ' 'i
op and .Ir.iv" the "gh ' i" off. ilei limn?
il, we i agRiTmt th" law in Bagdad In
dnin'' i he "'.iiiiiniiy. '
, Th?? Dnpni y < 'iiiiiiii ? ?urn r, In t he
?"iiii's.i. of her eon\ i'ihiiI Inn, had II ill
h-?Ui?d out hev. : I"' would be I'ol'ic '
( oniniissiniie:' v. hen all her : up.rs
??.??re p'r?moi?d, including the elevation
of the Caliph to tho White lloiisi
Al t 111? polllt ('?mini Olli : lilil?
di..., si using I rouble In ' he air, mail"
way fot the entrance of Hy I.atlin on
..,,; ,?,,,,',., ?., i; . Ladin o plain ? thai
ho in n poor molormnn, n pari which ho
was abb- to piny wil houl disguise. He
declares that he Is the only motormaii
who ever made tho City Hall a !'.. K. T.
terminal. Being <?? u i ?on? ?I thai he
? Houl,I denn up the donk< y, ho bi : n
with 'he lamp which the animal wears
as a headlight.
Immcdialelv there was a loud explo?
sion and "Hearst" appeared as the
Hi nn Of III? Lamp
"Hen rut" declared that as the slave
of the lamp he would give Hy Ladin
whatever I"' wanted as ong as he poa
neBHea the lamp, even to editorials and
(nil, png0 j,.,' tiren of him lelf bathing
at Pnlm Bench. Finally Hy Ladin ex
pressed the wish to be Caliph and the
Djlnn "Hearst" promised it. should be.
Who Bobbcu lhe Job?
"You mean that I "an really be Ca
liph 7" piked Hy [.adln.
"Well, I would" I go thai far,
Hearst replied "H"1 y0"'11 >'*'' ,l">
Hillary and the title. There u bul orte
conditioi
"Only one?"
"You must always Jo just what I tell
yo?." , ,. .,
"But how can I l'uni you all tno
tima?" , ,
"You'll be surprised nt the wny I
hang ?found," Hoatat aald, and then
lent Hy-Ladin to his home, there to
find Wagner, foloy and Dulnney, who
wer? to drew hlmi toach him whal to
say and how to nde in an automobile
ai If hr- were used to It, In order Id
qualify him for the high poell Ion ha la
tO IIIIMHIII*.
the
Hy Ladin then ?eng "Down Among
e ' Monitoring raima," two of tho
choruses and one of the verses being
as follows:
Willie, listen dear.
Don't v.o 'way anil leave me here.
I am.grieving at your leaving,
Want to have you near.
Willie, take me, too,
Without yen wh.-.r, would I do?
You must guide ire, keep beside me.
Let me go with you oo uu- oo?oo.
Down among the sheltering palms,
Oh, Willie, wait for me.
Oh, will he wait for me7
We'll po alons-r the glittering .?and,
i Your slightest wish will be a command.
1 lu talk with you, I'm wishing, wishing,
wishing.
; Walk with you, and go a-je!ly-flshlng,
To be down among the sheltering palms.
Ob, Willie, wait for me.
CHORUS
!>. wn among the sheltering palm?.
?Hi. Willie, wait for me.
Oh. make a dale for me.
That's -sier" the date tree in abundanc
grows.
V That's where they don't wear too rnaii*
clothes.
I Along the beach, t.. see those lovely women
Fach a peach ; I want to ko in swlmmin'.
[ | To I?, down among the sheltering palms,
oh, \\ illie, wail for me.
When lly-Ladin departed Jim Mam
? entered hurriedly, demanding couver
! sation with Djinn Hearst, bomoanin
1 the fact thai a $500 horse on him, a
' '. well as n $3.50 steak, did him out o
the Speaker.hip. Djinn Hearst refuse
to help Mann, wheretvpon the latte
gave warning that the circulation o
J "The Morning Mesopotamlan" muy b
,. cul down to that of "The Tigris Trir.
; une.'_
\ "Little Flags Sell Papers"
>' "Stop! Stop!" exclaimed Hears
J "So long as the flug lues over Bagda
r and there's a place to print it on m
1 Urs! page, I fear you not! It's a gran
old gag, that use of the liai**."
i- Djinn Hearst then sang: "It's
1 Grand old Gag," in part, as follows:
i There'*? n feeling com?*? a-steallng,
And it - ' m , brain n 'reeling,
t Why suspicion of my loyalty's in anybody
mind,
i hoi e is no one in the city,
Who's i.n named for a committee,
W hi ' i moiu faithful lo hi? country ?
mere I..sally inclined.
Chorus You're all right, Util, you're not i
rotten.
? ' ::"l" t)li. my friends, I thank you, really
t bunk you,
Chorus Hurrah, hurrah for William liai
dolph Hearst.
i '??< In I'lu alad io se you i:ive credit n, m
Red, White and Blue, I am for you.
II.un st, it's a Grand old Gag.
CHORUS
I" a Rrand old i-ait, this use of the tin?,
It's the caper for a paper like mine.
In ill.- makiiui of the coin I lovo,
' It works and it always works fine.
' Every day or two print the Rod, White ai
' lllii?.
., And you'll Hod that your Miles won't In
l.i "I Is- Journal and American,*'
Alwuy? look for th? Grand old Gag.
The Second Spasm
' The second ncl contained the re
action of t he show. 11, showed Ci
i He!! Park in Bagdad, opening with Wi
' Knee and a chorus Binging "In the 0
P. s. C" to the inn?' of "In the Y. !
? . A." A bit of t his follow s:
Many yea:- on the old P. S. C,
Have taught mo a wrinkle or two.
Publicity for T. If. Wit-Knee
I- tho thing thai has pul me through.
,1 Burely think that it's printers' ink
i That has been such a boost for me,
i For I ii ."I it right, morning, no?.a and nie;l
In the old I'. S. C.
I CHORUS
Every morning, every evening, every hour
two or iess
I write a hule letter, or a statement for t
pn .
On every sort ..! subject, whatever It may I
? Yen will alwa- - find a little statement fr?
the old P. S. C.
Hylan may take our help away,
\ nil irai:' cut down our pay :
Con tin.li.m drop, and tho train*! all nlori
Hut there's ?>ne fixture that will ?buy.
I TI a multigraph is ?till on our stair,
And n man to run it. too,
Ob, it hurts me s.? when employes go,
\ Hut the flimsy still comes through.
\ CHORUS
Every morning, every evening, every hour
two er less,
\ 1 write * little letter, or ?i .statement for l
i i*i
For neither Craig nor Hylan can unite cat
I up with Me*
Ven wili olwsyi find a little statement fn
the old P. S. c.
\ t Llic com usion of h Is song W
Knee pro ' ri', tl h ?mself to the fnsi
I tan, praying to be saved from t
? n I Ipli 11; Ian i 1 Rancid, who, it. Meen
dei muling his head. There a
? fifteen thousand reasons annually,
|!i-ot?i led, v, liy he should no! be ?
capil it? d.
Can Hylan See a Juke?
Tin Caliph, ' ' revi ?tied, i ; ang
ni \\ ii Knee liecnti le the latter besl
the i 'iiiph in a race to City Hall, s
i he Caliph never could i oo n Joke, an
['he In i i ' m ' mpal hi/.od, regri
linn ilu? Caliph' lack of humor n
com mi upon ! Im fuel Bagdad woi
In n inol'i" li' ilil.- pin" |f Its lie
I eon III ?11(1 lllgl! in II Will lei; in HOW il
i,, u ?i Knon H'" Insultan reveal
Hie fad (hal II vlen el Rancid im po
i rli will.' his magic lamp, whi
c'oininiind i I ' i Inn llenrsl, whnroup
\\ il K nee l ?i i tod oui to deprive t
i '?iliph of in soin, e of power mid
gi I next, himself, to A.1I-BI Bl Sml
\t this Wny-lan entered looking I
the donkey,
In answer to Hie Cnllph'fl t|tl08tloi
Way Ian announces thut the form
li it m heen in office 'l"l lliirhlr? anil
night, "not lnc-1 url I tie to-nigh! "
"We ought to celebrate," says U
l.in "We've done very well to I
- ,, Ions "
"Vo ." heul t Way Inn, in titter i
pnir. " \t \ ' itui, being m?*ci etni y to y
? n ipilioti i .i i ono of Bird Colo
' 1 I , "Mill |
i lu? Third Atrocity
11,,, um,i ne! show * the froni of i
Hard.nt Aiiiuieip.ii Building, with li
l idln, reduced i" 11"' i lain of n bogg
.1 ."?? || | 11) H for t Ile love of Allah. A
Hi in Smith, wllli -i chorus, Is flu
"Ch-Ch-Ch Charlie" to tho l
ol "k K |{ Kutj " in runs!
i trolli of Ihe lo? n.
i ?veil .ill lit' hill* the up mid down.
Hi - the mm. n ?' creditor you bo
Something ol n dlctutor Is I".
ny contractors, they nil went broke
Kuril ... i :! all that he had I.
i ., i,,- m ,ii?,lu t pay in the Ti a\ Is Whlti
Made th? m Hi?' n claim for each delay.
CHOR1 S
Ch ?h Ch-l hnrlie, ft g-fl generous Charlie,
|. nil there was a war.
V, hen .. on i ' .' with the c-c-c
' Il-tlll*.?,
Please he careful, or they'll 1,-h-be bi
1er ni, H".
Charlie is th?* hos i of I ammany,
. I ., I think j nu'll ngree.
A year ?go or two ut? all thought
?Jcln'l 'I--.
li,, i,, , :? ; m iizemcnl he came through.
, ,, i ,-, Ma: or !" h.-,i.aed to elect,
?i |,, ,, -, ?;,,- ernor he did - elect,
Churlie's prettv slick, and he'll lak?
eve,? trick,
If hi., candidates will only iiick.
CHORUS
Ch CH-Ch-Charlie. p-n-p-powerful Charlie,
y,,,, now hold the o-c-cards without
li,,i m m in-mnybe there will b<? a r
ilTle,
And ?ike 3-S-S-Sulr.cr they'll run out.
Charli? was the C.ov'nor of the state.
Many years the favorite of fate.
Well upon bis way to be head of U. S. A..
Ju.-t look where he might have stood to?
day.
Charli'* guessed tho country would go dry.
Prohibition was his battle cry.
Wer'- his chance did mar, handed him a jar.
Charlie now has frene back to the bar.
CHORUS
Ch-Ch-Ch-Charlie, unfortunate Charlie,
M-My heart goes out in sympathy for
you.
For you had doped out the --siius,
But the rummies hit you hard ere you
were through.
Later it appears that the Bolsheviki
have appeared and are insisting upon i
taking possession of everything. The'
Bolsheviki consist of Hi-Algernon Lee
and Hi-Low. who demand that ever;,
one shall join their forces. Uylan-el
Rancid immediately joins the Bolshe?
viki and Mur-phee declares himself in,
too. Pshonts holds off, wanting to
retain his traction system, but. 'ne
promptly is put m irons, along with
Wall-Stein, who says the constitution
of the Citizens Union wouldn't tolera'''
sucli action on his part.
Inhad gets aboard the Bolsheviki
outfit quickly, and the play urn.Is up
? with a chorus to the glori? of
Bolsheviki, who have taken possession
of the town.
Who *.Vere at Dinner
Governor Alfred E, Smith, Lieuten?
ant Governor Harry ?'. Walker, Spen
er Thaddens C, Sweet a ,d virtually
all of the New York City members of
the Se?ale and Assembly were on hand
to study tho Bagdad-New York route
first hand.
Then there were Charles 1''. Murphy
and most of the Tammany district
leaders, .lohn 11. MeCooey and his
Brooklyn braves brave because they
admit their habitat with Samuel S.
Koenig, Jacob A. Livingston, John J.
Kiiewit/, and Joseph II. Do Bragga to
roprcsent the Republicanism of Man
httttan, Brooklyn, Tho Bronx and
Queens. Arthur It. Murphy sal with u
crowd of Bronx Domoct'atS, while Bor?
ough Presiden! Maurice IS. Connolly
saw to ii the Queens Democrats gave
their share of the laughs. Acting
Mayor Robert I''. Aloran was "it hand,
batting for Mayor llyl.'.n. who pi"
ferrod to remain at Palm Beach, w
Controller Charles L. t'y lig and \ irl
unity all the members of tho Hoard of
Estimato and tho Hoard of AI.leimen
were present.
Among th>> other gucste of tho even?
ing wore Kohert Adumson, Goorgo Cot
don Battle, William P, Hun*. Dr, Royal
S. Cop?*land, Justice .lam? s C. Cropsoy,
F. Cunlilfc-Owen, Philip F. Donohue,
Abram L Elkus, Richard ?, Enrlght,
William W. Farley, Justice Edward R.
Finch, Thomas F. Folov, Senator James
4. Foloy, Colonel Michael Friedsnm,
George A. Glynn, Joseph Haag, Colonel
William Haywood, Secretary of State
Francis M. Mugo, Alfred J, Johnson,
Murray Hulbert, Sheriff David II. Knott,
Samuel S. Koonig, Goorgo McAnony,
William h'. McCombs, Collector Byron
K. Newton and Charles II. Sabin,
Others were t'ouuiv Clerk William F.
Sehneider, General Charles 11- Sherrill,
Theodore I'. Shonts, R, A. ?'. Smith,
Frederick C. Tanner, William .). Tully,
Justice Robert F. Wagner, Rodman
Wanamakor, Deputy Controller James
A. Wendell, Grover A. Whalen, Eugene
D. Wood and Alderman McCourt.
j 125 Tons of Codfish
En Koute to New York
In flies?* troublous days of skyrock- i
eting food prices there appear; in the
ofting a ray of hope for Mr. Consum? r
and his sorely pinched bankroll.
No fewer than 250,00t pounds, or ap?
proximately 125 tons, ? f fresh codfish,
I is dashing over the bounding main and
is due in New Yorlc harbor to-morrow.
What with the heavy a' i.its of
luef, pork and lamb it may behoove
the devouring population to become
sea food addicts and take advan
of the natural result--,", market, gov?
erned by the law of supply and de?
mand.
For the firs! time in history, accord
I tie; to t he East I <s'i. I Fi "'? ries ' loin
puny, wh ich has office i al 120 B11
v ay, a steam deep leu ?gl tr
will reach this port to morrow, i I
the Albatross and is but one of a fli ?
wh ?ch in fut u re will kee p thi ? com
inunitv well supplied with cod and
haddock.
Students Play to Soldiers
lY?iiiiu ll?i_li School Scholars
Hitteiiain Wounded Men
Pplham High ?nhool ulei ? ?
won u pluci in 'the It? i-l ol an tided
ildiers mil marl up in Up linil -I
- - l (il "eral lin pi': I, No, I, op Gun
Hill Road, by their contribu? Ion to the
elite! I U I II II! I M 1 rf Hll' "ill ill - - '
L.e i Thursday o\ oninn i he sttulen
in. lontod a. Japune to comic op rut tu
m the Im pita! under the direction of
\i I ' ' Is N II" l< ?llg li -. The le-, ,mii
| pnnlst was V?rs. Bug. Schuman.
VI i is Mar;. Bnki i- upe i *. ? ied I liu danc
i ing an.| M i ?, B? ri hi Kyiiu w?i the
i d ramal ?c ? ou?h. ' ?igari t? , cigar . to
i Lace?', cu nd i" i .'i lid cuke v. or? dial ri b
ul."I to t I,,, roen.
Frantic effoi I ?? were made by tho I
soldiers In gel acquainted wil h n pi 'ti y
pirl dancer, who pi ov? d to bo I'ed
Wcldhnus, a si utlenl ul lib Le
? -
Girl Sliooi-i Her Sister
Children Piny V ii'i Hovolver
With 1 ?iitil Rcsull
j Helen KO?! I M, -i|" 'I el ", ! ..und p.T
fill llOr'fl revolver ?n | dl HW "r ill I
I.', mi: quill tei i, ick o? i? ? ".J..-i v, ni
!! i ' . I'hlrd A\ onuc, yei loi daj and nl
tempted c sho'v - i ?to .-.. d
eight, how ll worl e<|, I ho ? i apon
was discharged und (?oho was found a
moment Inter by her mot her wil h n
bullet i h rough lur chest, Her roeo\ i i
is doubtful,
The father, Frank Kostrn, Wttfl :.r
rested as a violator of the Sullivan
law, while Helen was charged witli
juvenile delinquency.
Police Cannot Find (iirl
Angelina Monteleonc Prey of
White Slaver?, Is Bn-hVf
Efforts by the police lo find Ange?
lina, t!ie sixleen-yenr-old daughter of
Mrs. Charles Monteleonc, of 426 Hick-;
Street, Brooklyn, who disappeared
mysteriously live week-, ago, hove been
vain.
The girl's parents fear she has fallen
prey to white slavers and hase this be?
lief upon two letteri writ rn by An?
gelina. Both said she was in Chicago,
.ven though they wore mailed in New
York, indicating that they were writ?
ten under compulsion.
?Would you invest $470 or more at 6% for 2 j
years in a business that will pay 10% to 40% |
thereafter? Company will furnish bond ?j
guaranteeing safety of principal and refund ?-j
of full amount invested if for any reason it |
is desired. {]
Opportunity, Box 300, Tribune. ?
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WOMAN, LOVELY WOMAN!
?J Our poor thoughts to-day are addressed especially
and exclusively to womankind throughout this great City.
?J[ The preliminary campaign for the relief of starving
millions of Armenians, Syrians, Grecians, and Persians
ended at midnight. It was a success. The final appeal,
my readers, begins now, and in the tender conscience of
womankind which has never \et failed humanity.
tj The poor are ever with us, always will be with us
until our civilization discovers some permanent system for
the abolishment of poverty.
?J But never in the history of civilization has starva?
tion and disease been visited on such great numbers of
men, women and children as to-day in our own little
world,?among not hundreds, not thousands, but millions
of human hearts, Christian and Jew,?peoples, may we
repeat, who trace their holy ancestry back to the twilight
of the Old and the New testaments.
^ The spectacle is so appalling that it has been
thought a duty to lay aside, during this campaign, all the
romance and the tinsel of great "drives," the lighting up
of Fifth Avenue, the displaying of gilded banners, the in?
troducing of "sensations,"?and to make the appeal direct
to the heart of womankind in God's Name.
?J This, then, my dear women folks, mothers,
daughters, sisters, sweethearts,?this is your week not for
yourselves but for millions of your own sex and for other
millions your sex gave birth to who cry out to you to-day
in the words of the Holy Book,."BEHOLD AND SEE
IF THERE BE ANY SORROW LIKE UNTO MY SOR?
ROW."
4|| The pilgrimage of 20,000 workers to the homes
of the city will begin to-morrow morning. The pilgrims
of the Armenian and Syrian Relief Committee will knock
at your door in the Name OF GOD AND HIS CHARITY,
in the name of your President and your Congress, in the
name of such eminent workers for charity as Cleveland
H. Dodge, Cardinal Gibbons, Cardinal O'Connell, Henry
Morgenthau, William H. Taft, Charles Evans Hughes,
and others to whom has been delegated the duty of start
ing these destitute peoples on a new and happier life.
il? Il the women will lead us men forward from now
on the spirit ni complete self-sacrifice may yet take hold
ol all o? us and make us a nation of men and women fit
for any task, like this one, that Jehovah calls on us to per
form.
$'[ To all our workers:
tj Your official button is your Croix de Guerre of
mercy, your passport to every home and every human
heart you approach on the streets of New York during
this campaign.
Cj| Be of good cheer, ladies.
ONE WAY OF DOING IT NOW
MR. CLEVELAND H. DODGE,
Treasurer Armenian and Syrian Relief Committee,
No. i Madison Avenue, New York City.
Dear Mr. Dodge:
I am very glad, Indeed, to make this little offering in the name of
Cod and His Charity for the relief of the Armenians, Syrians and Persians.
Please send me. literature.
Yours for
"They Shall Not Perish"
Name .
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