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ESri if ft w?f Superintendent of the House of Correction, Holmesburg. ..Wsm , J$g4fil MPMW d m.
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"DOPE" INTENDED FOR A HOUSE OF CORRECTION INMATE
These bottles were found concealed in the clothing of the wife of one of the
Holmesburg inmates when she came on visitors' day. Superintendent Patterson
declares he has much trouble preventing such liquids from being smuggled to
persons undar his care, as all sorts of ingenious methods are resorted to to get
' ' . . such articles past the guards.
"SPECK," HIS OWNER, HAYWOOD GAY, AND FRIENDS
"Speck" is shown just as he was caught after another one of his
expeditions, which have kept the home of Prof. A. T. Gay, at Swarth
more, in a commotion. The baby Shetland's specialty is getting
tangled up in lace curtains and ruining flower beds.
DRUGS CONCEALED UNDER POSTAGE STAMPS ON LETTER
This illustrates one of the most ingenious tricks ever tried to smuggle a pow
dered drug into the HouseVof Correction. A small quantity of "dope" has been
laid on the corner of the envelope and the stamps carefully pasted over it. To
the right is a coin intended for an inmate concealed in a piece of harmless- --
looking cardboard. ' -;- .. . i. v :r.
WITH THE WITS AT HOMEANDABROAD
ON OUR LEFT
AND RIGHT. OUR
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From the Chicago Evenlnr Pot
ILLUSTRATED WAR PHRASES NO. 12
, . A Natural Mistake
London Scot (proud of Ills English)
AwMt be name aboot 8 o'clock the ntcht,
BRytyet or Operator (obedient to Gpvern-
mein;tnietions) No foreign languages,
mete. (put oil.)
Anrthlnir for a Good Tight
(iMj-OI don't see what th' towers
idiL want to be scrappin' ror, anyway.
a-Jrln-Ta don't, eh! Then, begefrra
i Uom poor spJejmin av an uinan-
TtiHu Boton Transcript-
Hia Mistake Serious
' ' nf e'p a, self-made man."
l Know. lie surety maae a imsiaxe in
. eaDSUlling an qaperi. -uoiton rica
THE KID'S CHRONICLE
NilkMf Is' kijuu Mt Yiltfi' feb' BliHUt that
ftff itm A" aeWi ts neUMli"."
We was eeting brekfist this moarn
ing and pop was stirring his kawffee,
and awl of a suddin he scd, It looks
Wy how reedickilus, sed ma, the
sun is shining and thares not a cloud
in the sky,
O, my error. I beg yure pardon, sed
pop, I sed it looked like rane, dident
I, I beg yure pardon, its kawffee.
Wat do you meen, wats the kawffee
got to do with it, sed ma.
Perhaps, taking yure limited ex
perience with the worlds grate wits
into consideration, I had bettir repeet
the idea in a body, as it were, sed
pop, maybe a grate lite will atrjke
you if I say it this way, It looks like
rane but its not. its kawffee.
Wiliyum, if I dident no you Id
think you were krazy, sed ma, in the
ferst plase it duzent look the slitest
bit like rane and in the secojid plase
dont you think I no its kawffee, and
in the therd plase wats the kawffee
got to with weathir it looks like rane
or wat it looks like.
Sents of humor, thy Bairn is not
Mrs. Potts, sed pop. Iissen, my deer.
maybe that grate lite is still sticking
crround watting to berst awn you,
ill say U this way, This flooid in my
cap i kawffee, but at ferst giants I
tbawt it was rane.
Wat, sd ma, wy tbats lnvly
Im not reely refleckting awn the
kawffee, sed pop, but you no nothing
is to sacred to make a joak of in
this age of freedom of tbawt, I jest
herd that joak Iwt site and Id thawt
Id tpruiK tt wuc it was. frH m my
4 w4tH m iftwitf
pJp'WW "-v. BACKWARD
i p ro v.
WHEN A FELLER NEEDS A FRIEND
costs 38 sents a pound and you sit
thare and say it looks like rane. wats
the use qf buying the best groceries
for this house, Id like to no, 33 sent
kawfee and he sits thare and ses it
looks like vattir.
I sed rane, sed pop.
Wats the diffrents, sed ma.
No diffreats, to a seats of humor
awl botwd rowid with a woIIcb striHg,
p yo eo me, sed m. '
I H BlWy, sed gop, AM
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got up and went and put awn his hat.
ana cjoit, saying, watur ana rane.
wats the dfffrerttiL yce gpds and UttcJ
boneheds, wats the diffrents.
Owed It to His Wife
"Uy wire made me a eucoess," remarked
"I am glad to bear ye aar tbAt." de-
) dared his paster.,
"tut he haa alway wd tobt
.t'' The Beasoii,
S"f(tfid-So you're going 'to give up your
gh jie moterraarn
3-hauaeur Yt. I can't atand the
(train. You ft comethlng on the street
that you want to hit. and unlets it U
right on the track you are helpUia. Puck.
From th St. Loulj Poit-Dlipatch.
JOHN BULL SEEING THINGS
Starting the Day Wrong
There .was gloom on the face ot the. New
"What'a the matter. Elijah?" asked hie
nearest neighbor. "Flapjacks given out
over to your house "
"Worse'n that." said Elijah. "Vou
know, 'twasn't apple year, and wife says
we can't have any more apple pie (or
"Can't you make out If you have apple
pie noon and night?"
"I can, because I've got to," said Elijah,
"but, I tell you, It upsets me; starting In
the day wrong like that." New York
Mere Man's Way
He is exacting, I declare,
You know the type, ,i
He thinks bis wl(e should know just where
He left his pipe.
Kansas City Journal.
In the Middle OUas
"Wlfey What Is the seelal scale that
U9 )vJ talk a mwlt about?
HjpM-Tt to where they wstffe
Convinced of It
"Do you believe there Is a higher
My dear sir, I married her."-Frtfin
A. Limited Number
A man Who WAS nrlman1 n. .....
nr replied that he did not see any harm
Sll I"" ,n ,t!" ald the minister.
mL'.j'0 you not know the (Command
ment. 'Swear not at all'?"
"I do not swear at all," said the man.
I only awear at those who annoy me."
A Dead Eeply
,L.. "v me matter w th my
over ta rtsa.np more," "q
Vogue of War Styles
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