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I FOR THE VARSITY
HOLIDAY GAVE TIME FOR ROUND-
ING UP TEAM.
Bear Stories Coming Out of Madison
Would Appear to Be Based Upon a
Desire to Get Odds in BettingOf
ficials Finally Chosen for the Satur
As 'yesterday was something of a holiday at
the university. Dr. Williams took advantage of
the time to put the gophers thru a course of
sprouts is preparation for the Wisconsin game.
Every man on the team was out In the morning
for. light work and iu the afternoon a second
matinee was held. The gophers are working
with good spirit, and as a result the team is
showing some of tha Improvement which will be
necessary if Wisconsin is to be bumbled In Sat*
All of the preliminaries have been settled for
the Wisconsin contest. The "strained relations'*
which some Madison iulschlefmaker telegraphed
broadcast failed to materialize and the work of
selecting officials was as peaceful and harmo
nious as a mothers' meeting in a country church.
Ralph Hammill of Chicago will act as referee.
Clyde Williams of Iowa will be umpire and
Coach Ristlne of the Ames team will be the
head linesman. These men are thoroly experi
enced in football, are competent to act and there
can be no question as to their fairness and abil
ity. There was not the slightest hitch In the
proceedings save once, and that was when Lieu
tenant Hackett, desired by both Minnesota and
Wisconsin, could not accept the invitation to
Scrub Is Faithful.
There is one feature on Minnesota football
which is pleasing to all who are following the
progress of th team. That is the faithful
work of the men on the second and third teams.
Much of the credit. If Minnesota wins, should
be bestowed upon these lads. When the big
games are on the "scrubs" are not seen and
not thought of. The stands cheer the members
of the first team with a loyal frenzy, but no one
ever heard a cheer for the patient, tolling scrub.
These boys go in day after day and help to make
the flrat team. They are battered, bruised and
lose pints of blood from bumped noses, but sel
dom does one get discouraged and quit.
They realize that the coach has an eye on the
scrub all of the time, andithat if one of their
number gets to going in good shape he will be
given a trial. They are loyal to the varsity and
loyal to the team. They get out and fight like
tigers, and this is just what is needed to make
the varsity eleven a fightfug and scoring ma
chine. Minnesota has a scrub teRm which is en
titled to great credit. They stand around in the
stand on play days in citizens' clothing. The
people look at their skinned faces and blackened
eyes and wonder who "those tough-looking fel
lows are." They ore the fellows who have
made possible the smashing offense and "stone
wall defense." Their activity has shown up the
weak places in the first team so that they might
be braced. All the glory for winning games goes
to th_o "stars" of the first team. It's all wrong.
Half of the honor goes to the scrub, and each
year that there has been a winning team the
athletic association should do something. If it Is
only the giving of a bronze button, to recognize
the lads who are necessary to make a team and
who get so little notice or credit.
Tickets Going Fast.
All the troubles over the tickets for the badger,
gopher game have cleared away and the seat
sale started this morning. Long lines stood In
the drizzling rain to buy the pasteboards for the
last game of the year at Northrop field. If pres
ent indications are not wrong the attendance is
going to run close to that of the epoch-marking
Michigan game of last year.
Alreudy the bear story is becoming to come
from Madison. This morning Remp has tonsili
tis und tho absence of a number of "regulars"
from the scrimmage of yesterday is noted. The
cat Is let out of the bag in rather clumsy style
when it is announced, modestly yet pertinently,
that the badgers who will come to Minnesota
in special-train style Saturday morning are want
ing gopher followers to give odds in betting.
Their greed evidently exceeds their Judgment.
Today the only bet is even money on the result
of the game, and placing cold cash on scores
will be nothing less than an evidence of pare
sis at any time. Wisconsin is an even bet if
there ever was one, nnd any enthusiast who
posts better than even money is allowing his
confidence to get the better of him.
A further hinge upon which the Madison con
tingent is asking odds is upon the poor showing
made against Uelolt Saturday. Experienced bet
ters do not usually place their money in accord
ance with the showing made by a number of
substitutes. The reported "confidence of Min
nesota" is more talk than truth. Around football
headquarters one cannot .find player who will
go on record as saying that Minnesota will win.
Thej' all "hone to. but that is as far as It
goes. There is a feeling of intense rivalry be
tween the gophers and badgers and it is generally
recognized that Curtis' men will fight harder
apainst the gophers than against anv other team
on their schedule. All of these things go to
iriafee tip the final score of a football game and
the candid advice of the writer to the betters
would be to lay odds Monday morning at 11
Talking of Score.
There has been some talk that Minnesota
should win by scoring at least two touchdowns.
If Minnesota can batter the Wisconsin line for
two touchdowns, they can get thru for more. It
not at nil improbable that the first half will
go without a touchdown* Condition is going to
tell In the fight and coaching will play no unim
portant flsjiire. Minnesota's offense Is superior
to that of Wisconsin, but the defense is not as
good. When Wisconsin has the ball there will he
line bucking that will make the blood run cold
when the henvy badgers get to carrying. On
the rart of Wisconsin the game will be a se
ries of stubborn stands and mighty smashes.
Minnesota's style of play colls at times for
smashing tactics nnd at other times for light
ninglike speed, and accuracy. Minnesota has a
more varied offense than Wisconsin, hut it will
be met by tho stiffest defense seen at Northrop
field thruout the year. These ideas were gained
thru watching Wisconsin last Saturday, and the
gopher work of last week. Improvements or re
versals in form since that time will, of course,
put them badly "off side
Wisconsin, say the press dispatches, has the
Minnesota formations. Assistant Coach Cochems
watched Minnesota against Lawrence Saturday
and went home with an eyeful of play. He has
tnught these plays to the Wisconsin scrub and
the big badgers have ulayed against Minnesota
stvle of play all week. How successful they
will be in solving the intricacies of the play
remains to be seen.
HAMLINE VS. SHATTUCK
Colleges Battling for Second Place This
iT Hamllne university football team lines np
against the Shattuck team of Faribault this a ft
ernoon on the Hamllne vniversity grounds, and
^j- the game practically will decld.s the second hon-
^"*ors of the intercollegiate league.
J" The lineup:
Mannel, e, Johnson
Squires. 1 t. Welch
f",, McAnley. 1 g. Lang
fef. Stroberg. 1 h..
e. W Johnso
Brown, 1 g,t.Shepard
Cnldwell. 1 e, Nicholson
1 h. Foster
AGGIES DEFEATED SCRUBS
Football Game Despite Non-appearance
of High School.
The agricultural school was to play Cleveland
high school yesterday afternoon on the school
grounds, at St. Paul, but Cleveland failed to
appear and so forfeited the game. About one
hundred and fifty tickets were sold for the game,
and quite a commotion was caused by Cleveland's
non-appearance. At the last moment a picked
team was organized to play the school. The
school won by a score of 30 to 0. On Friday
a game will be played with the alumni and
another with Red Wing high school on Monday.
The lineup of the team yesterday was:
School. Picked Team.
Greaves, 1 e, Johnson
Sorenson, 1 t, Barker
Cooley, 1 g, Remsen
JSouthworth, c. Flynn
Foselln, g.... 1 g, Falrchlld
Pajmer, Wilkes, e...
Hodson, 1 h...,
1 t, Dusert
1 e. Buck
1 h. Munsnn
Tlodson 3, Beason 2.
Time of halves. 20 and 15
Wluutes. Referee. Block. Umpire. Read.
"Wednesda EvenuJ^THEJ Ji^^
Badgers Are Playing the Minne
sota Game in the Practice
New York Sun Special Servioa.
Madison, Wis., Nov. 9.For nearly three hours
last night Coaches Curtis and Cochems put the
Wisconsin football squad thru one of the stiffest
practices of the season, winding up with a
The regulars showed an increased vim and
spirit, but the team work was not up to varsity
standard. The first eleven was somewhat weak
ened by the absence of four of the old mem
bers of the team, Remp, Findlay, Vanderboom
Remp is ill with tonslUtls, and the three oth
ers are unable to take part in the scrimmage on
account of injuries and the scrubs scored one
touchdown on the regulars. The latter scored
four touchdowns, one being on a fumble by one
of the scrubi near the latter's goal line.
The reserves used some of Minnesota's mass
formations and often made good gains with them.
The varsity was drilled in breaking up these va
rious plays, but was not very successful. The
badgers have about given up hope tff winning
from Minnesota next Saturday, but expect to
hold the score low.
BEAVERS WON OUT
Election Day Football Contest at Min
The Beavers won from the Steel and Machin
ery eleven by a score of 6 to 5 at Minnehaha
park yesterday afternoon.
The machinists started off strong at the open
ing of the game. They kicked off to the Beavers
and, soon taking the ball away from them, shoved
it over for a touchdown on a series of line
smashes, but failed at goal. During the re
mainder of the. half the ball went /back and
forth over the center of the field.
In the second half the Beavers braced up,
and soon had the ball in thy machfnlsts* terri
tory. On the 40-yard line the machinists held,
but were soon forced to punt. On the punt
the machinists bowled over Gamble, who had
heeled a fair catch, and the Beavers wre given
fifteen yards. Gamble then got around the end
and carried the ball to the ^-yard line and on
the next play It was landed behind the posts.
Gamble kicked goal and won the game.
The Orioles defeated the Buffalos by a score of
15 to 5, and now clain the 130-pound chain
pionship. The team would like to arrange
game with the Badgers for a purse. For games
address F. A. Heath, 3783 Nicollet avenue.
The Motley team defeated the East Side
Freshmen, 6 to 0, in a hotly contested game
The Motleys would like to' arrange a game for
Saturday with any 100-pound team. For games
address M. Norman, 63t Ontario street SE.
The Rambler football team of Minneapolis
defeated Anoka by a score of 12 to 0. The
game was the cleanest and best ever played there
and demonstrated that,. the Ramblers are in a
class of their own. The Anoka team challenges
any 140-pound team in the state. Address A. H.
Olson, P. O. Box R, Anoka, Minn.
A very close game was played between the
Motleys and the Coloseums, the score being 5 to
3. For games with the Coloseums address Neil
Hughes, 629 Eighth avenue SE.
The Badgers defeated the Centrals in a fast
game by the score of 20 to 5. As the Badgers
have played and won six games this season
they now claim the 130-pound championship, and
are ready to defend that title against all com
ers, either local or out-of-town teams. For
games address A. von Ende, 908 Fifth street N,
or phone N. W. main 15325-L-l.
The Lyndales defated the Lowells by a score
of 10 to 0. For games with the Lyndales ad
dress William Chapman. 1803 Sixth street N,
of call N. W main 1697-J-l, between 6 and 7
Teams averaging eighty-five pounds wishing
ames please call or write to Manager
Team, Washburn Home.
The Voegelis, defeated the Grant school team
by A score of 31 to 0. The Voegells have won
eight straight games, and lay claim to the
nlnety-flve-pound championship, and are willing
to defend that title. For games address Herbert
Steinmetz, 1611 Fremont avenuo N. The Second
Douglas or Little Indians preferred.
The Cedars wish games with any 120-pound
team in the city. Quakers preferred, for next
Sunday. For games address Ed Burke, 1328
First street S.
The Lyndales desire a game for'Sunday with
any 115-pound team In the city. Call up Wil
liam Chapman,.Main .3813,- between. 1 and 8.p.m.
The Badgers claim the 130^pound championship
of the city and are ready to meet all' teams
having a claim on that title, Williams preferred,
for next Sunday,. .Address A.. Von Ende, manager,
902 Fifth street N, or phone Main 1536-Ll.
The YelloV Hammers., challenge .any..eighty-
pound team in the city. For games, apply "at
3111 Newton avepue. N.
The Cedars.vw-oui'd like to hear .from the
Quakers-for a game. Phone Alfred1
Twin City, 9152. v
The Fust team would like to arrange a game
with ahjr.125-pound' team in the city Address
Ernest Anderson,. 518 Knox avenue ,N.
The Currahs would like to arrange games with
any llorpound teams. For games, address Clyde
Jones, 611 Girard avenue N.
The Second Monitors would like to arrange I water
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with eighty-pound teams, the Sixth street
homas team preferred. For games, address
John Proctor, 2625 Bloomington avenue, or phone
N. W., Main 1396-J2.
The Third Cedars would like to arrange a
game with the Centrals or Ramblers. For
games, address Leo Hughes, 2589 Thirteenth
The Blaine school team would like to hear
from any 105-pound team. Address A. Hixon,
740 Third street N.
The Mohawks would like to arrange games
with the Sheridans, Motleys or Lyndales. For
games, call H. Roselund, special delivery depart
ment, postofflce. Main 1701.
The Washburn eleven wishes to meet any 120-
pound team in the city. Call T. C. 4257.
The Sumners would like games with any local
or out-of-town teams averaging 100 pounds. Ad
dress A. Casey, 528 Colfax av N.
Any 120-pound team Wishing gamed with the
Sherrys will please call or write to O. Bauine,
429 Fourth avenue NE
For games with the Orioles, write F. A. Heath,
8733 Nicollet avenue.
The Buffaloes would like to arrange games
with 135-pound teams and desire an out-of-town
game for Thanksgiving Day. For games, ad
dress Rich Mousso, 2201 Sixteenth avenue S.
The Tale-Columbias desire games with any
135-pound team in the city. Misfits, Madlsons or
Harriets preferred. No Sunday games. Ad
dress Eugene Maggart, 21 Fourth street S, or
phone T. C. 587, or N. W., Main 557.
The Little Indians claim the nlnety-flve-pound
championship and would like to hear from the
Madisons, Hamiltons or any other team of their
weight in the city. For games, address Herman
Olson, 825 Twentieth avenue S.
YOST NOT AFRAID
OF CHICAGO U.
Permits Players to Leave Practice
to Exercise Right of
CAPTAINS OF FOUR OF THE LEADING EASTERN TEAMS
New York Sun. Speoial Service.
Chicago, Nov. 9.Coach Yost of Michi
ban may be. In some doubt as to
the outcome of the Chicago game, but
his attitude toward practicing his men for the
same hardly bears out the statements he has
made since he saw Chicago play Texas last Sat
He permitted Tom Hammond and other mem
bers of his team to go home to vote, thus prac
tically breaking up the practice for one day.
Yost allowed several players to leave the
team yesterday for the purpose of voting at the
polls. This shows what Yost thinks of the Chi
Manager Baird has given out the statement
that the sale of tickets for Saturday's game has
been the heaviest so far in the history of Michi
gan football.for a game in Ann Arbor. Special
trains are to be run from all over the state, as
weU as from Chicago and other outside points.
One special will come from Pittsburg, bringing
the eastern alumni.
Michigan has had still another offer for^an
eastern game in Ne York on Thanksgiving. A
Williams college alumnus came to Ann Arbor
yesterday and was with Manager Baird and
Coach Yost thruout the day.
Manager Baird refused to state what propo
sition was made for a game and even refused to
give the Williams man's name. He would only
admit that a man was here yesterday trying to
arrange a. game between Michigan and and an
eastern team that the proposition was unsatis
factory and that the negotiations had not been
closed yet so there is still a possibility of a
It is remembered that the proposed eastern
teams are either Amherst or Dartmouth. There
is evidently some possibility of the thing being
carried thru. Baird has had the visitor in tow
since he has been here. The Williams man has
been taking his meals with the football squad
at the training table. BOWLING
EIGHTB: WARD LEAGUE,
1T8 205 199
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166 165 191 182
Totals...., 944 823
Henderson E. Johnson
216 180 182 161 168
206 166 108 200
191 181 Ifift 150 174
MORE FAMILIAR WITH IT.
CTeveTacd" FTaln "Denier.*
The young woman who wap about, to christen
the gunboat had been oh the vaudeville stage.
Everything was In readiness.
"Wait." she sud lenjy cried" as" she stared
at the .champagne bottle in her hands.
"What's the trouble
the superintendent anx
"Hire"." she said.
me a seltzer bottle!"
And a little later the huge craft slid into the
.c^a ",e VI nalis this'. Bring
^V~'^THE^TANDEM- IN THE HARtfA^^l GAME
A FEW RECORDS
Exploding of Tire Forced the
Scion of Tammany's Chief
Off the Track
New York Sun Speoial Service.
New lork, Nov. 9.Frank Croker, driving a
new 75-horsepower racing car, has made new
track records at the Empire City track from
one mile to twelve* in a twenty-mile trial against
time. On his thirteenth mile one of the tires
of his machine exploded and he had to withdraw.
The first mile was covered In 57 3-5 seconds,
four-fifths of a second better than the previous
amateur record of 58 2-5i made Frank G.
Garbutt last month in L^s Angeles. Croker*
time for the twelve miles was 11 minutes and
32 1-5 seconds. His best mile was the eleventh,
made in 56 3-5 seconds, which is the world's
amateur record for a mile.
Next to Croker's drive the most .Interesting
event of the day was the five-mile cup race, In
which Frank Kullck sent the 20-horsepower car
against Alfred Vanderbilt's 80-horsepower car,
and W Gould Brokaw's 60-horBepower racer. Ku
lick won, and made new records for two and
three miles1 minute 54 seconds apd 2 minutes
FRED CARROLL DEAD
Veteran Ballplayer Passes Away at
New York Sun Speoial Service.
San Francisco, Nov. 9.Fred Carroll, one of
the best baseball players'California ever pro
duced, and known for his skill all over the coun
try fifteen to twenty years ^ago, is dead Carroll
first became prominent in" 1888, when he was
the catching end of the battery of the Columbus,
Ohio, team in the American association, Ed
Morris being the star pitcher of the nine.
Joined the Ail-Americans in their tour
of the world in 1888-1889, when that team played
against Anson's Chlcagos lit. twenty-eight games
in various cities all over the world. Of these,
the' AH-Americans won fourteen, the Chlcagos
eleven and three were tied. Carroll caught for
PlttsDurg in the National league in 1889.
ROCKEFELLER DOGS OUT
Entries Withdrawn After First Day of
New York Sun Speoial Service.
Worcester, Mass., Nov. 9.All of the prize
winning dogs of W. G. Rockefeller of New York
have been withdrawn from the New England
Beagle club field trials, being held on the North
Grafton preserves, and the entrance fees for
feited. When the members assembled at the
clubhouse today and the action of Joseph Lewis,
who handles the Rockefeller dogs, was made
known, there was unfavorable comment on all
Lewis says the Judges were unfair in the
awards, and that the Rockefeller dogs were
slighted.. The club members fail to compre
hend this statement, as yesterday, in the derby
class, a Rockefeller dog was second-prize win
ner. In the bench show last night, Rockefeller
dogs got six first and three second prizes. As
yesterday was the first day of the trials, the
club members fail to see wherein Mr. Rocke
feller's dogs were slighted.
AN AIRSHIP RACE
Baldwin Would Contest with Dumont
at St. Louis.
St. Louis, Nov. 9.Santos-Dumont is to be
challenged to a trial of supremacy in the
air by Captain T. S. Baldwin, inventor of the
California Arrow. Edward J. Carpenter of San
Francisco, owner of the Arrow, is here to con
fer with Baldwin relative to the proposed in
ternational airship race between Baldwin and
PHOENIX CLUB SMOKER
Big Success Scored at the Election
The Phoenix club smoker and entertainment of
last night was a pronounced success. Jlmmie
Potts, Jack Harvey, Walter Luney and Jack
Gill gave sparring= exhibitions. Max Luttbeg
and A. H. Felke were matched for two out of
three falis at catch-as-catch-can and the former
won the bout. ct'
The "battle royal" and: the vaudeville turns
were successful in entertaining the large crowd,
and the latest election re-Birns were read from
a raised platform. The timtis were not deserted
until* near daybreak this horning.
DAKOTAN WON JUMP
Rhodes Scholar Shows the Johnnies a
London, Nov. S-.^-At the1
events. W. E ^U#
Oxford- freshman sports
yesterday two Ainerlcah' -Rhodes
scholarsInwon of"*Gornel was first the
half-mile run. Tinjet -2-04%.: T. Young of
South Dakota captured the high Jump, with 5
feet 5 Inches, Young .also won in the pre
liminary beat for the 100-yard dash. The final
will be decided tomorrow. r:
LOU DILLON IS
BACK IN FORM
Equalsthe Mark oi /Eajor Delmar
Without Pacemaker or
Memphis, Nov. 9.Lou Dillon, the recently de
throned queen of the trotting world, has been
driven by Milland Sanders a mile in 2:01%,
thereby equaling the record recently estab
lished by Major Delmar for the distance, with
out the aid of a pacemaker or windshield In
The quarter was passed in 29 8-5, without fal
tering Lou Dillon kept on to the half pole in
5914, making faster time for that distance than
characterized the recent world's record break
ing attempt of Major Delmar.
The marvelous flight of speed was continued to
the three-quarter pole, which was passed in
1:29%. From there on home Lou Dillon seemed
to tire. She finished the final quarter in slow
time, concluding the mile in 2:01%.
GLIDDEN OFFERS TROPHY
Transcontinental Tourist Would Boom
the Auto Game.
Brooklyn, N Y., Nov. 9.The deed of gift
of tha Charles J. Gliddea touring trophy, which
was recently signed by Mr. Glldden and the
board of directors of the American Automobile
association, contains in brief the following con
ditions: The trophy is to cost not less than
$2,000. The contest for it shall occur annually,
end during the years of. 1905, 1906 and 1907 shall
take place in the United States or Canada or in
both. Thereafter the contest will take place in
the country whose representatives won the previ
ous year. The distance is not to be less than
1,000 miles, nor less than 500 miles weekly.
The contest is always to be run over regularly
used Highways in the country holding the trophy.
Competition is open to members of all clubs
which have for at least one year been affiliated
with the American Automobile association
The entry fee is to be $100. of which one
half will be returned If the car starts. The
owner of each car must at least ride In his
or her car, if not driving it. In case the owner
does not drive the driver must be approved by
The committee having the entire control and
management -of the contest is to be composed as
follows: The president of the American Auto
mobile association, acting as chairman the donor
of the trophy, Charles I, Glidden the presidents
of the Automobile Club of America, the Auto
mobile Cl.ib of Great Britain and Ireland, the
Automobile Club of France, the Automobile
Club of Germany and the president of an auto
mobile club in Canada.
"Are you a married man 1" asked the absent
minded attorney, who was doing a cross-examin
"No. sir," replied the witness. "I am a
"Very well, sir," continued the lawyer. "Now
kindly tell the court how long you have been
a bachelor and what the circumstances were
that induced you to become one."
FULLING THE STRINGS ON HIM.
"Throggins, isn't that little flirtation between
you and Miss Pompeydure beginning to look
"It Is, Buggies more serious than I thought
She told me last night I mustn't take her out to
the theater or bring her costly bouquets any
morethat it was time for me to begin to save
Detroit Free Press.
Political Boss (to candidate)You're the stub
bornest man.I ever knew. You ask my advice
oh everything and then you go right off and do
Gandldate^Yes you see, I want-to know what
to.do. So by going Just exactly opposite to
your advice I know I'm always on the right
QUITE A SCHEME.
Mrs. SubbubsI do jvlsh we^could get rid of
Mr. SiibubbsGreat scheme. IU1: see if I
can't get pur postmaster/to keep it in his office
lor a few days.
Mrs. SubbubsWhat good will that do?
Mr. Subbubs^-Great scheme. I'll see if I
the postofflce again, and when they blow open
the safe maybe the explosion will kill the cat.
CERTAIN OF THAT.
ConstituentSenator! am thinking of settling
in Negosha county. Do you suppose an indus
trious man could do well there?
Senator LotsmuhHe ought to. I know there's
a Eood. deal, more money ih circulation in that
county, than there was before I began my last
The" two .Thespians w.ere discussing Mrs. Flske.
"Xoa.. have ..always admired, her. have you
not?" said the first heavy.
"How can- I help it? replied the leading
juvenile. ."She ia ah angel."
It was no lie, for had she not just put on a
new production of "Becky Sharp"- at-her own
THE FLOWER GIRL.
At the age of 6, she has just. h,Rd" her first
experience.as flower.girl at a weddingj and has
thereby accomplished an ambition of some years'
"Do you know," she said after the ceremony
was over and she had taken off the dress made
for the occasion and put aside the large basket
of flowers that she had carried so proudly up
the aisle, "I would rather be a flower girl'than
anything else at the wedding."
"What! Rather than the bride?"
"Yes." "But she is the chief person at a wedding."
"I know it, but the bride can, be a bride only
once. The flower girl can be flower girl just as
often as she is asked to be."
Whereby it will be seen that this youngster Is
one of those who disbelieve In remarriage by the
widow or widower and an enehay to divorce.
A FAVORABLE CONCUSSION.
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
"What's the matter with Feniger?"
"Motor accidentslight concussion of the
"Indeed. I noticed that his head was tied
up. But he seemed quite as intelligent as
"I thought he seemed much more intelligent."
"But," insisted the persistent reporter, "I
think your opinion would be Interesting to the
"Not a \bit of it. Everybody knows where
I stand," replied General Kuropatkln.
Which shows how even the downtrodden worm
will occasionally become chesty.
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65 Fourth St. So.
When in Doubt
Northwestern Trunk Co. Trunk, Bag
and Leather Goods Store.
248 Nicollet Ave.
THAT HELD HIM.
Mr. JonesMary, can a woman keep anything
Mrs. JonesT-.Yes her private opinion of her
LIKELY TO E EXPENSIVE.
HeDon't jo think you could learn to love
SheI doubt If you have enough money to
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THE ELECTION WILL E THE "SHOCK.'
Memphis Commercial Appeal.
The frost Is already on the spellbinder.
A SUDDEN SHOWER.
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
"I see that two ladles who were engaged In
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lently as soon as their play was ended."
"Why did they weep?"
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Journal's Daily Puzzle.
By SAM LOYD, "The Mathematical Wizard."
HOW,MANY POINTS CAN A GIVE
IT'S. ALL GOAL!
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BIDDING FOR MORE PIE.
The LadyAre you the person to whom I
gave a pie five minutes ago?
The HoboNo, madam the moment I took
the first bite of that sweet morsel I became a
Professor Apfelbaum was
playing billiards the other
day with his friend Blumen
stein, giving him the odds
of 20 points in 100, when
Gugelheim, to whom Blumen
stein gives 25 points in 100,
came in and proposed a
three-handed game of 200
points. Of course the usual
discussion ensued regarding the number of points that Professor
Apfelbaum should give Gugelheim, and it devoloped that no two
players, puzzlists or mathematicians could be found to agree upon
the simple proposition: A can give 20 points and can give Gr
25 points hi 100 then, how many points can A give 6 in a game
The first of The Journal's Monday puzzles has brought replies from all
over the northwest and "80" points seems to be the favorite answer, but Mr.
Loyd shakes his head and says "wrong."
The problem does not call for a cue or billiard balls to solve this problem,
nor even a knowledge of the game so send in your answer at once, as the prob-
lems will be discussed every day during the week, and a new one will be given
next Monday, when the answer to the above will be given.
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EthelI hear Miss Screecher is going abroa(
to complete 'her musical education. Is hei
father sending her?
BertNo the neighbors.
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HeYou say that she Is a business woman,
this friend of yours. What business is shl