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On Wednesday last 111 t Mr Mr Boutell of o 1111 Illinois 1111nOI5 1111fbi ¬
nois fbi announced to the House that for forthe forthe forthe
the flrst time the value alue of the gold coin coinand coInand coinand
and bullion In the Treasury had reached reachedand roachedand reachedand
and passed pns ed the sum of 510W004000 1 eO OOooo With Withtrue WIthtrue Withtrue
true American spirit Mr Ir Boutell went on onto onto onto
to say that this was the biggest store of ofgold ofgold ofgold
gold ever collected at one time In one oneplace oneplacE oneplace
place and under one control The bulk bulkof bulkoC bulkof
of this gold Is In circulation In the form formof formo formof
of o gold certificates and of the remainder remaInder15Oroo000
150000000 Is held as a redemption fund fundto fundto fundto
to cover the greenbacks and nearly nearly21000ogo
21000000 Is in the general fund of o the theTreasury thoTreasury theTreasury
Treasury To show the enormous strength strengthof
of the Treasury at this time Mr Boutell Boutellindulged BoutoIlindulged Boutellindulged
indulged in some pardonable compari comparisons compartsons comparleons ¬
sons sonsTh
Th The total t stre ef soW In the United Stat StatTreacury StatT State StateTreasury
Treasury T uurl at the dews ef the fecal acat year r 1KB was 45 in inround inl Inrmrnd
round l u1d figwes 189000000 hi ISM th tM total waa sras131OO000 u uS131000C1o
5131000000 and in ISIS tbe total in WIll w 18000000 18000000Today tr6000 OO OOTI QO QOTodar
Today TI lar < the sum is 100045398115 Ssch a abowiaz abowiazas Mowi Mowias
as this t il with oar 2 per cent bowls geBfeg abate par parshow parlbon parsbow
show that the eowlltton of the United Status Statustoday StatC115tlHiar Statstoday
today to feandtUy i andaU7The impregnable impregnableThe hnetasaabkThe
The Treasurys geld S lc1stoek stock has Increased Increasedabout Incroasedabout inoroaaedabout
about 100000000 in a little less than two twoyears twoy twoyears
years y ars and that it may be largely l rgol in increased Incrpased Increased ¬
creased in the future is the opinion of ofMr ofMr ofMr
Mr Hill of Connecticut who supple supplemented supplemented suppleinented ¬
mented Mr Boutells announcement with withsome with8ome wIthsome
some observations on our export trade tradeSince tradeSince tradeSince
Since the 1st of last October October this coun country country countrr ¬
try has sold ovor r r92Q080 WJooo of Its prod products products products ¬
ucts In liquidation lIQu atlon of Us it debts the bal balance balance balance ¬
ance of trade In favor of the United UnitedStates UnitedStates UnitedStates
States In three months being 532S8C0080 532S8C0080We 32SOGOoooWe 32SOGOtIOWe
We have only to liquidate and sell our ourproducts ourproducts ourproaucts
products at a fair price at the rate we wehave weha8 wehave
have been boc doing said Mr Hill and we wewill wewUl wewill
will not only maintain the stock of gold goldwe goldWe goldwe
we now have hav but we will add largely larsel to toIt toIt toIt
It from rota the reserves of Europo The gold goldof goldor goldof
of Europe is ours if we will take It ItThese ftThese ItThose
These figures give an impressive notton notionof nottono nottonof
of o the wealth and stability stablllt of the coun country country country ¬
try and ant add somewhat to the mystifica mystification mysUflcntioR mystlflcatioti ¬
tion with which the ordinary ordlna citizen con contemplates contemplatos contemplates ¬
templates the financial fright of last fall falland fannjld flland
and its deplorable consequences ia the oln olndustrlal In Industrial Industrial ¬
dustrial world worldWhen worldnltn worldWhen
When Gov GO Vardaman has paid his first firstwhite firstwhite firstwhito
white paper bill he will forthwith and andfirmly andfirmly andIirmly
firmly resolve not to make m kb the Issue free freeand freenIl freeind
and nIl unlimited unlimitedOpposition unlhnftedppo unlimitedOpposition
Opposition ppo itJon to 0 the Aldrich Aldrich Rill RillWhen BillVlton m mWhen
When Senator Aldrich In January Januarybrought JauRr JauRr11rougkt Jauarybrought
brought forward the currency eurrene bill bear bearing benrIn bearing ¬
ing In his name nll1 > he could hardly have an antinpated antiripated antfripated
tinpated the strong opposition that meas measure moosure measur ¬
ure ur has encountered On the subsidence subsidenceof
of f the financial crisis there arose aro a wide widespread wldcFprc wideFpreal ¬
spread Fprc > ad demand for legislation that would wouldpermit wouldpenult wouldperuilt
permit a rapid expansion tJMl 6lon of the currency currencysupply currencysupply II
supply In an emergency einergenc and so mitigate mitigater
r cr r avert the money mone stringency that an annually anialIy ¬
nually 1 IJaJ1y strains the resources r < urces of the baaka baakaand bauk5and bauksand
and the Treasury Tre8sur exciting apprehension apprehensionin
in the chief money centers In response responseto rospo 8e 8et
to t II this demand the Senate Finance Com Committee Commtt Corntrtte
mittee mtt prepared a bill along what were worethought weret werethought
thought t ought to be conservative lines No se serious serious s srious ¬
rious modification of the national natlonalbnnklng natlonalbnnklngst4m banking bankingsystem bankingsstim
system st4m was proposed nor WitS any an funda fundamental Cundamental fundamental ¬
mental change in our monetary mODetnr system systemcontemplated sstemontempJated systemcontemplated
contemplated ontempJated The bill provided simply simplyfor stmplyfor simplyThr
for an additional issue of bank notes se secured se seO1r seured ¬
cured O1r ured d by government and other bonds In Inthe Inthp intlu
the same way wa that bank notes are now nowissued nowIssufd nowissued
issued the amount KJ ount of o the issue and the thenecessity thenresalt tireneesslty
necessity nresalt for it to be determined by the theTreasury theTrlllsur theTreasury
Treasury TreasurySenator Trlllsur TrlllsurSEnator TreasurySenator
Senator Aldrich now finds that his hismeasure hismlru5Ura hismeasure
measure is warmly antagonized within withinand withinand withinand
and without the Republican party by bythree bythree bythree
three factions facUoMUlose those who oppose a bond bondc bondurrenc
c urrcncy urrenc en principle and favor an asset assetcurrency aSS9turrpnc assetcurrency
currency urrpnc those who though not opposed opposedto
to the use of bonds as security securlt want the thegovernment Ulegov thegovernment
government gov > rnm nt to loan greenbacks to the thebanks thebank8 thebanks
banks and those who are convinced that thatthe thatth6 thatthe
the Aldrich bill would chiefly hle y benefit benefitbankers bencfttbanknrs benefitlankor
bankers and anthSVall Wall street speculators and andwould amIwould andwould
would afford no relief to the business businesscommunity businesscommuntt businesscommunity
community communtt Of these th o factions the last lastis lotIs Instis
is by far the most threatening It repre represents represents reproSeflts ¬
sents a public opinion so universal and andso andso
so rtively exploited that the New York YorkTribune YorkTribune YorkTribune
Tribune has felt impelled to give warning warningto
to Republican leaders in Congress that It Itwould Itwould Itwould
would be dangerous to ignore It The Th Tri Tribune Tribune Tnbune ¬
bune finds that the chlof Republican jour journals journllis journals ¬
nals of the country East and West are areopposing areovposlng areopposing
opposing the Aldrich bill on the ground groundthat groundthat groundthat
that it would w > uld help only bond speculators speculatorsand speculatorsand speculatorsand
and Wall street treet banks and operators operatorsTills opcrntorJThis operatorsTins
Tills opinion says the Tribune it j will willbe willbe Ill Illbe
be exceedingly difficult to remove from the thepublic thepublic thepublic
public mind and it asks How will willthe willthe willthe
the Republican party port enter the campaign campaignwith campolgnwith campaignwith
with this bill passed and meet the charge chargethat chargethat chargethat
that It sacrificed the Interests of business businessIn
In the Interior to serve those of Wall Wallstreet Wallstreet Vallstreet
street streetOrr streetOn streetOtt
Orr the other hand how much bettor off offwould orrwould offwould
would the Republican party be If It went wentInto wentInto wentinto
Into the campaign with a record of noth nothing nothIng nothIng ¬
ing done to remedy the th deficiencies of our ourbank ourbank ourbank
bank note currency currene Would It be bestrengthened bestrengthened bestrengthened
strengthened by b the passage of a bank bankasset bankn85t bankasset
asset currency bill such as that Intro Introduced Introduc introduced ¬
duced duc d by Mr Fowler which Is reported reportedto
to be gaining some headway among the themore themore themore
more thoughtful members of Congress CongressThe CongressThe CongressThe
The more courageous and statesmanlike statesmanlikecourse stntumnnlikecourse statesmanlikecourse
course would be to adopt a comprehensive comprehensivecurrency comprehcnslecUrrency comprehensiveCurrency
currency measure that would settle the thecurrency thecurrenc1 thecurrency
currency question for or years to come If IfIt Ifit ifIt
It met with the the approval of tho people peopleSome peopl peoplSome peopleSome
Some day the question of government vernment cur currency currtncy ourrency ¬
rency against bank asset currency will willhave willhave willhave
have to be fought out and determined determinedWe determinedW determinedWe
We W are now on the middle ground of a abond abond abond
bond currency cUrren y but the new grcenbncklsm grcenbncklsmIs
Is a force that must be reckoned with withand wJthand withanti
and it will have none of an ass asset t cur currency cu curenC cuzrency
rency rencyThe renCThe rencyThe
The Republican party must oppose the therevival therevival therevival
revival of greenbackism either an asset assetcurrency assetourrency assetcurrency
currency system or such an addition to tothe tothe tothe
the present bank note Issue as Is pro provided provIded proolded ¬
vided by b the Aldrich bill There are seri sex erJ ¬
ous difficulties dJfficu1U d1fflculfleainthc s In lntbQway the way ay of both pro proposals proposals proposals ¬
posals and Mr Aldrichs ability as a acompromiser ncom acompromiser
compromiser com romlscr will wfllbe be severely taxed to tobring tobring tobring
bring together the clashing elements If Ifhe Ithe Iflie
he fail his his failure wlllbedue wlllbe due wholly holly to toIrreconcilable toIrreconcnab1e toIrreconcilable
Irreconcilable dlfferendcs dIfprenccs d1lTpren s of opinion with within wlthIn within ¬
in his own party partyThe t tThe I IThe
The seal truth of the matter Is the themotto themotto themotto
motto Is I the very erY last think thlntIn In connection connectionwith connectionwith connectionwith
with coin In which the average aoernge man is at atall atall atall
all Interested InterestedThe InterestedThc interestedThe
The Evolution of War WarPerhaps WarPerhaps nr nrPerhaps
Perhaps It Is true that thatthemore thattha the more deadly deadlythe dendlythl deadlythe
the more horrible and the roore moreofnwesome moreofnwesomewar more4awesomewar awesome awesomewar
war Is I mode thp less apt It is to occur occurIf occurIt occurIf
If such argument docs fail to a certain certainextent certainextent certainextent
extent when 11 n applied 8J1pl 1 to the powers that thatinvoke thatInvoke thatInvoke
invoke war It must appcfiil to those who whowill whowill ho howill
will have to fight in the rank and file in insuch insuch Insuch
such as may ma come ome ia Ute future futureTime tutUrtTime futureTime
i Time was when the th pomp and cJrcum lrcumstance rcum rcumstance 1 1stance
stance of war meant n nt a very different differentthing differentthklg differentthing
thing from what It means today Tho ThoField ThoFlelt1 ThoField
Field of the Cloth Clot of Gold was as a gorgeous gorgaousand gorg401SRnd gorgeousand
and glittering event In the Lb days of our ourRevolution ourRevolution ourRevolution
Revolution and oven on down to our ourplvtl ourtlvtl ourcivil
civil war there was much that thrilled thrilledin
in the waving banners the fife and drum drumand drumMd drumand
and the glory of o rather elaborate uni uniforms unlCorma uniforms ¬
forms War Is gradually coming to mean meanmore meRnmore meanmore
more and anc more mor of a deadly business businessproposition buslnessproposition 1usInessproposition
proposition these days however than thanever thanever thanever
ever before Fife Flt and drum have been beenrelegated beenrtlgatM beenrelegated
relegated to HIt rear rearno no such inspiring inspiringpicture Inspiringpleture Inspiringpicture
picture as The Spirit of 7 Ti Is possible possibleunder possibleundtr poesibleunder
under latterday conditions Magazine Magazinerifles Magazinerlnes MagazinerUles
rifles loaded with steel bullets and smoke smokeless smokellss smokeless ¬
less powder have tended to lesson Je son the thepatriotic tbepatrloUc thepatriotic
patriotic thrill and excitement ltoment of the thegame thegame thegame
game handtohand conflicts con kts fights In Inwhich Inwhich Inwhich
which the whites hltes of the enemys eyes eyesmight eyesmfght eyesmight
might bo observed are things of the thepast thepast thepast
past Opposing armies anrit nowadays engage engageIn
In battle when miles apart apartTo apartTo apartTo
To our way of thinking nothing yet yetinvented yetInmted yetInvented
invented seems quite so soboiTlble horrible as the thesocalled thesocaned thesocalled
socalled silent rifle lately latel perfected perfectedby p rf6Cted rf6Ctedb
by b one of the Maxims It is said to topossess topOss topossess
possess pOss ss every virtue Ir ue of the most upto uptodnt uptodnte uptodate
dnt date Krag I r g but the noise Incident to tothe tothe tothe
the release of the projectile is reduced to toa toa toa
a faint hiss the entire act of shooting be heing beIng being
ing devoid of any an sound necessarily necessarilyaudible noc6Sarllyaudible necessarilyaudible
audible At t twenty feet feetCan feetCan feetCan
Can you conceive of anything more morewful morea moreawful
a awful wful than tho prospect of this rifle used usedin usedIn usedin
in In conjunction c with with other approved approvedtheories approveiltheories approvedtheories
theories now in practice holds out Uni Uniforms Uniforms Uniforms ¬
forms ore now devised that are compara comparatively comperstive comparatively ¬
tively tive hard to see at certain very NY near neardistances nenrdistances neardistances
distances and impossible to see at other otherdistances otherdistances otherdistances
distances still well 1l within 1thln range of tho thomodern thomodern themodem
modern rifle Place PIne a soldier In this uni uniform uniform uniform ¬
form give him a silent rifle and he hebecomes hebecomes hebecomes
becomes a hideous terror to his enemy enemya
a monster striking from nowhere nowhereevery nowhereeverywhoreand ov every everywhere r rwhorennd ¬
where whorennd and striking silently and as aswith ll llwith I Iwith
with supernatural band handOf bandOf bandOf
Of course there Is the grimly humorous humorousside humorousside humorousSide
side to this question two armies im impartially Impartially liiipartIally ¬
partially equipped would have a hard time timedoing timed timedoing
doing d tng much fighting If the men of Gen GenAs GenAs GonAs
As corps wore ore Invisible to the corps of ofGen orGen ofGen
Gen B and were equipped with silent silentrifles silentrlfies silentrifles
rifles Gen Bs corps being in similar similarcondition similarcondition lmlloreondlUon
condition with respect to its adversary adversaryhow adarsarhow adversaryhow
how could anything an thlng in particular happen happenat hnppopat
at all We Vo dont undertake to answer answerour answerour answerour
our own conundrum conundrumWhether conundrumWhether conundrumWhether
Whether war arbe be laughed or terrorized terrorizedout terrorizedout terrorizedouf
out of court however matters matto little little In Inthe Inth Inth
the th even evenj It goes Its bloody way wa to re return return return ¬
turn no more Civilization CIl1Iza tlon would like to tosee tosee tosee
see an a end to It itand and Invisible uniforms uniformscoupled uniformscouplod uniformscoupled
coupled with silent rifles may ma bring us usto U8to usto
to the ultimate consummation most de devoutly devouU devoutly ¬
voutly vouU to be wished wishedWoman w1sheoman wkshedWoman
Woman oman suffrage would appear to be beabout beabout beabout
about the next most promising thing for forthe torthe forthe
the politicians to get busy b with Every Everything Ever Everthlng Everything ¬
thing else seams to have been worked work wonkE to toa toa
a frazzle frazzleVeteran frazzlectcrnn frazzleVeteran
Veteran ctcrnn Merchant Dead DeadE E F Droop DroopWashington froopWashington IroopWashington
Washington loses another good citizen citizenand citizenand citizenand
and the business world of the Capital one oneof oneor oneof
of its oldest ablest and most successful successfulrepresentatives successfulrepresentatives successfulrepresentatives
representatives In the death of Edward F FDroop FDroop FDroop
Droop For over half a century he was wasprominently wasprominent wasprominently
prominently identified with 1th the citys ma material mAterial matonal ¬
terial life This period embraced a won wonderful wunderful wonderfui ¬
derful transformation From a rambling ramblingunfinished rambltngunfinished ramblingunfinished
unfinished unpromising community communit there theredeveloped theredeveloped theredeveloped
developed slowly but surely the great greatand greatand greatand
and beautiful Capital City which hleh chal challenges challenges challenges ¬
lenges the worlds admiration today He Hewitnessed Hewllnessed Hewitnessed
witnessed that thattransrormatlon transformation and was waspert waspart waspart
part of that growth growthThroughout growthThroughout growthThroughout
Throughout the evolution his name ever everstood eerstood everstood
stood for conservatism progress and andhonorable andhonorable andhonorable
honorable dealing d allng He numbered among amonghis amonghis amonghis
his friends countless men of note of this thisand thisand thisand
and the preceding generation His three threescoreandten threescoreandten threescoreandten
scoreandten with two years eas added con constituted constituted constftuted ¬
stituted a life of activity of achieve achievements achloemenls achievemonts ¬
ments and of good deeds deedsa a Ute well welllived wenJIved welllived
lived and the sunny side of which always alwaysso al s sso
so predominant will long be remembered rememberedby
by b those who enjoyed cnJo cnjoed cd and prized his ac acquaintance acquaintance acqunintauce ¬
quaintance and friendship friendshipRussia CrlendihlpRussia friendshipRussia
Russia with Jt11 no navy naY to sink thinks it itcomparatively Itcomparatlvel itcomparatively
comparatively safe to totalk talk war IIr says a aNew aNew aNew
New York contemporary And especially especiallyto
to Turkey Turk a country that hasnt any anynavy Iln IlnM anynavy
navy M to sink tho navy nR Russia hasnt hasnt any anyhow anyhow anyhow ¬
how
Naval Titles TitlesThere TitlesThore TitlesThere
There is a renewal of the agitation on onthe onthe onthe
the subject of permitting naval staff of officers officers offibers ¬
ficers to use socalled naval line titles titlesProbably titlesProbabl titlesProbably
Probably Probabl this Is invoked by b the prospect prospectof
of legislation which shall achieve this thisend thisend thisend
end so greatly desired by b the staff of officers officers offibers ¬
ficers and so vigorously Igorousl opposed by somo somoline somoline someline
line officers It Is observable that there thereis thereIs thereis
is a substantial percentage of line Un of officers officers officers ¬
ficers who are In favor of allowing their theirassociates theirassociates theirassociates
associates of the staff to use line titles titlesor titlesor titlesor
or at least there are many line officers officerswho o otIiCcrwho lcerswho
who are indifferent concerning that inno innovation Innovation inforation ¬
vation A liberal and impartial view of oftho ortho ofthe
tho situation would seem seem eem to make it en entirely enurelt entirely ¬
tirely possible for forstaff staff officers to use the thetitles thetitles thetitles
titles now employed to designate line of officers officers officers ¬
ficers without doing any great ipeat reat violence to tonaval tonaal tonaval
naval discipline and certainly without de detracting detracting detracting ¬
tracting In the least from the dignity and andusefulness anduserulness andusefulness
usefulness of line officers officersIn officersIn officersIn
In the arguments which are put forth forthagainst forthagainst forthagainst
against applying line titles to staff of officers officers offlcers ¬
ficers there Is much tomfoolery tomrooler evidently evidentlyfor evidentlytor evidentlyfor
for the purpose of gaining a point by rid ridicule ridIcule ridIcule ¬
icule which Is under some som circum circumstances circumstances circumstances ¬
stances a most formidable weapon eapon It Is Isstated isstated isstated
stated for Instate that the title of ofrear oCronI ofrear
rear ronI admiral must be protected against againstmisapplication againstmisapplication againstmisapplication
misapplication in the cast cf officers who whonever whoneer whonever
never will command fleets regardless regardlessof
of the fact that most rear admirals on onthe onthe onthe
the active list have never attained and andnever andnever andnever
never will attain that distinction while whilethe whilethe whilethe
the vast ast majority of the rear admirals on ontlie onthe onthe
the retired list have commanded noth nothing nothIng nothing ¬
ing more Important than single vessels vesselsSo vesselsSo ssels sselsSo
So far as significance of o title goes the theline theline theline
line designation of commander might mightwith mightwith mightwith
with safety to all the venerable tradi traditions traditions traditions ¬
tions of the naval service be applied to tonaval tonaal tonaval
naval constructor and surgeons as much muchas muchas ranchas
as to officers of the line who strictly strictlyspeaking strictlyspeaking strictlyspeaking
speaking do not command As s one oneline one oneline oneline
line officer hag ha remarked it Is only a aquestion aQuestion aquestion
question of having a few more officers officersknown officerstnown officersItnown
known as captain or commander and andwill andwill andwill
will not serve sere to bring their titles titleS into intodisrepute Intodisrepute intodisrepute
disrepute especially as captain Is used usedmore usedmore usedmore
more promiscuously prombcuous than any other with without wIthout without ¬
out In any degree destroying destroyIr g Its value valuefor valuefor alue alueCor
for naval purposes Wo have captains
F
of Oftugb oftugboats tugboatSfrcaptalns 4 a aoftugboats cJptaln8 of otpo11ce police poIIce captains captainsI captatnsor
I of or football football teams without humiliation in inthe Inlhe inthe
the slightest sllg test way w of those naval officers ofllaerswho officerswho
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who haVo havQ that rank in the service or orthqse orthQse orthQse
thqse junior officers who are are called cap captain captalp captaip ¬
tain talp out pf pC courtesy courtesyf I Ithe
f the application of line titles tit1e to naval navali navalstiirr navalshtff
i staff officers will remove the discontent discontentwhich discontentwhich discontentwhich
which Is now no said to exist In the naval navalservice naalscrvJct navalservice
service and wjll bring greater unity into intothe intothe intothe
the naval naval personnel It would be a wise wisestep wisestep wisestep
step to take and so place the naval n val per personnel personnel personnel ¬
sonnel on the same footing as regards regardstitles regardsUt1 regardstitles
titles Ut1 s as Is the thearmy army and Marine Mani e Corps Corpswh CorpswMre Corpswhere
wh where re the titular distinction has not pro produced produccd produced
duced such persistent animosity as now jiowexists nowexists
exists In the navy na It would be a good goodthing goodthing goodthing
I
thing to adjust this trouble and Shut off offa orra ofta
a purpose purposel9ss purposel ss controversy controversyJudge CQntroersyJu cQntrotersyJudge
Judge Ju Je Frank Z Curry another Georgia Georgiameteor Georgiameteor Georgiameteor
meteor lately latel shot ot athwart nt wart the horizon horizonwants horizonwants horizonwants
wants to tax for the benefit of my be beloved beloved beloved ¬
loved State th the gross receipts of o all alltheaters allthoMers alltheaters
theaters and such soft drinks as coco cococola cococola cococola
cola From this we infer the Georgia Georgiatheaters Gcerlltheaters Georgiatheaters
theaters and coco coeoc01a < cobt ola dispensers are arestill arestili arestill
still a few laps ahead of bankruptcy bankruptcyAn ba kruptry kruptryAn
An Arizona ArIton man claims to have ha sheared earod
300 sheep in nine nln hours It must seem to toWall toWaU toWall
Wall street as If It bag been at least nine nineyears nln nlncars nineyears
years cars since it sheared that many manyA mlLU mlLUA meayA
A ship has just arrived in Boston car carrying carrying carrying ¬
rying 2000 OOO socks of beans which suggests suggestsfiftyseven sugS suggOstsflttyseyen sts stsnttseY6n
fiftyseven varieties of paragraphs that thateven thateven thateven
even 1a a nonunionist would hesitate to toperpetrate toperpetrate toperpetrate
perpetrate perpetrateIf
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If the anticat contingent in Wonderful WonderfulWashington WondorfulWashington YondortulYashlngton
Washington cant make Congress take takenotice takenoUce takenotIce
notice by b fair means it might start an anntlkltty anntlkltt anantikitty
ntlkltty ntlkltt campaign campaignAn
An Iowa man wants to be King of ofServia orSerda ofServia
Servia Perhaps this is the same sm Iowa Iowaman Iowaman Iowaman
man who several s eral years ago wanted anted to be boconsul beconsul beconsul
consul to Fez FezA FezA FezA
A contemporary says the first r mort mortgage mortgage montgage ¬
gage was executed by a Roman We Weshouldnt Weshouldnt Va Vashouldnt
shouldnt beat all surprised If It wart wartnot werbno 6r 6rno
not no a Roman who also bought the first firstset 11rstset firstset
set of books on the installment taUment plan planperhaps planperhaps planperhaps
perhaps the same Roman RomanA
A statistician has figured that Col ColJohn ColJohn CoLJohn
John Temple Graves bravos editorials cost the theNew theNew I
New York American 88333 each Whether Whetherit Vh8t or orIt
it is true or not it is a good ad for the thecolonel thecolonol thecolonel
colonel colonelThe colonolThe colonelThe
The dialogue In a > wailknown wollkno n musical musicalcomedy muolealcomedy tcal tcalcomedy
comedy Is to be translated tnUl lated Into ISspor Esporanto sper sperante
anto The chatter in a number of tJhom tJhomdoubtless Utemdoubtless tenidoubtless
doubtless would be quite as interesting to tothQ toth
tho th average audience if banded out in inthat Inthat Snthat
that disguise disguiseIf
If w wa could just gag some of our ourDemocratic emrI emrDemocratic ourDemocratic I
Democratic statesmen for a while re reflects ra reflects ¬ i ifleets
flects the Columbia State aaont Con Congressman Coogrossmal1 Congrossman ¬
grossman Hoflins late Jat jlmerow speech speechAs speechAs speechAs
As for or that if we could only o ly make water waterflow waterflow ate ateflow
flow up stream scoop up the Atlantic Atlanticwith AtJ8 Atlantkwith th thwith
with a fork or orbut orbut but we cant cantI cA1HI
HI I thoroughly agree a ee with Bourke Cock Cockran Cockran Cockran
ran says Ia s a New York politician It te tesafe Ifsafe Issafe
safe to say 5a it takes the greater grt part of ofhis orhis ofiris
his spare time trying to And out what ho hothinks hothtnks hothinks
thinks about things every e r day dayIt dayIt dayIt
It may ma be safely safel asserted that the thepumpkin thepumpkin thepumpkin
pumpkin pies or our mothers and grand grandmothers grRHmothers grandmothers ¬
mothers did not cause any an crime erbneexeept erbneexeeptwhen crimeexceptwhen except exceptwhen
when hungry youth swiped them t om says saysthe sas sasthe saysthe
the wise old Pittsburg Dispatch a paper paperthat paperthat paperthat
that likewise knows a thing or two about aboutgood aboutgood Bout Boutgood
good things to eat And even such lads ladsas 1dsas Idaas
as couldnt resist the mighty temptation temptationto
to steal them always developed developtl never nevertheless nevelthelcss nevertireless ¬
tireless into grand and glorious men menCol men menCot menCol
Col Joseph Hodgson the man who whocoined whocoined whocoined
coined the term t rm carpet bagger b bage er during duringreconstruction durtncreconstruction duringreconstruction
reconstruction days down South writes writesa
a letter to the Mobile obne Register R explicitly explicitlydenying exPlidtl7denying explicitlydenying
denying tho report that ba is 1 dead Wa Wabelieve Webelieve V VbeUeo
believe he purposely pUl1 > osoly delayed d ect this netlab netlabhowever neUebhoweor nettebhowever
however just to see what variety of ofoblfbnry otobituary ofobitUary
obituary notices he would oouid receive receiveAll r receiveAll elYe elYeAll
All the gubernatorial candidates strong strongly 8t1onbfaor strongly ¬
ly favor prohibition says a headline dllDe in inthe In1he Inthe
the Charlotte ex N C News It is thought thoughtthe t Ourbtthll thoughtthe
the great majority of newspapers wspapers in that thatsection thatsection thatsection
section of the land keep that bea4Hlne bea4Hlnestereotyped I1Mstereot3Pfd hsadlhwstereotyped
stereotyped stereotypedThats stereot3PfdTbats stereotypedThats
Thats a mighty good Joke going the therounds therounds therounds
rounds of the press about Senator Till Tillman TWman Tillman
man the ranking Democratic member of ofthe orthe ofthe
the Senate Committee on Naval Attains Aftsirhaving AUaIra AUaIrahavIng Attainshaving
having said I was never on a war IU ship shipin shipIn shipin
in my m life Too bad it ws Senator SenatorTeller SenatorTener SenatorTeller
Teller instead of Senator TIHman who whosaid whosiild whosaid
said It It
A Hit for lorEwl forEryHea4
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EVERY SATURDAY SATURDAYOur SATURDAY SATURDAYOurMotto 1 1QurMotto
Our QurMotto Motto If lfyou you tee seek it inTheBij inTheBijStick in The Big BigStick iC
I
Stick it isnt iint necessarily 10 10A 10A soA
A DASTARDLY TRAITOR TRAITORWe TRAITORWe
We are glad k indeed l that Senator SenatorJoe SHawJoe SnaterJoe
Joe Bailey ef the grand old State el elTexas eZTexas I ITens
Texas has moved a motet resolution ion look lookIng 1ocItIs lookleg
Is investigation of the thettonal I Itl9Ml
leg te an n asset assetdens
dens articles written by J Hank HankCatterwall naakCatterwall ilaskCatterwait
Catterwall in McG lcGtrires Hires Magatiae Magatiaecriticising llaaslaecriticising lal Ul UlcriUcl5lnl
criticising the Halted State army armyIt armsIt armyIt
It is L a wellknows fact fact vouched for fornot fornot fornot
not only by Mr slr Jsfforwn nri Briek k but butby b8tb1 betby
by many other patriotic Americasthat Americas tmedeaaathat meriea8lthat
that the United States army is BH BHfMiesUenably 1InqutsUenabb nnqeestienably
fMiesUenably the best army in the tbeworld tlteet9rld thewend
world It is aU very well for Mr MrCatterwallwbo MrCattenrallwho 11 11Cattcrn1loo
Catterwallwbo is not a military militaryman mOOaQman rnllliaqman
man as we e understand it itIe te point pointto pelBtto peletto
to the military organization of the thePrussian UtePIU6iftn thePrrsnian
Prussian army to the rata sate ef the theJapanese tileJaplnOfc theJapanese
Japanese or to the ubiquitous ubiquitousTommy wqltOQTemmr isbiqisitoseTommy
Tommy AtklnV Atkin tkf of England bet Imtthe 1MLtkc betthe
the Senate knows and the hue ef efIteprofcntativM eCHepcl6ntaUTM atlteprcntatIToo
IteprofcntativM may well beMove beMovethat 1teltCTCthat befleethaC
that our own army is inferior te tehone Ienone tohone
hone honeThe honeThe
noneThe
The preposterous idea of Mr r Cat Cattenrcll Cattennll CattenvtlI
tenrcll that our uniforms are too tooblue tooblue tooblue
blue and hue a depressing effect on onthe onth onthe
the th spirits of the men is plainly la laspircd 18spiml isspirrd
spircd by sheer rusHes and what bat he hehat Jtehas hehas
has to say about the cavalry saddles saddlesbeing saddlesbeing ddlts ddltsb
being b lng so hard as to constitute e D5tlt w a acruel aernel aczuel
cruel and unusual punishment punishmenta is isa
a criticism too puerile ueri1e for comment commentIt commentIt commentlt
It is understood that an investiga investigation InTMtIaUon inreetlalion ¬
lion into the th Y clarges formulated by byMr by31r byMr
Mr Catterwall has 11 been ordered by bythe bythe bythe
the President and that tho Demo Democratic Democratic DemoensUe ¬
cratic minority Is In great glee at atthe atthe atthe
the scandals expected ex cted to ensue ensueEven eosleETen ensueEren
Even if the charges are true how however bowerr 5myerer ¬
ever it does not make the sin or ofMr orIr orMr
Mr Ir Catterwall the less A man manwho mnWllO roanwho
who would tell such truths about aboutour aboutour aboutcur
our army armywe the very finest on earth eartheven eartheTcn eartheren
even in a poPlar magazine ma ne Is a adcatardly ad adextardir
dcatardly d tardlr traitor tn t r and no true pa patriot pstriot
triot Tho Big Stick blushes to tothink tohink tothink
think that Mr OaUerwall is an anAmerican anAmerican anuncrIcan
American AmericanTHE uncrIcanTHE
THE WISDOM OF WILLIE WILLIELife WILLIELife WILLIELife
Life may ma not be rrorth crth while hUebut whilebutwore5here hUebutworehere but butwarehere
warehere arent we weIf weIf e1 e1I e1If
I
If a man takes himself too seri seriously Crlousl1 eon eonously ¬
ously its a cinch the world wont wontWealth wentWe wontWealth
Wealth We 1th may na be a great curse but butthe butthe butthe
the Fates dont use bad language 1n5 t1age to tomost tom05 tomoat
most m05 of us usDont U5 U5Dont usDont
Dont worry worrynot not even about the thefact tJ1eflct thefact
fact that you OU dont know kno whos do doing do doIng dolog ¬
ing the worrying about you youWhen youWbenOI1 yatThen
When WbenOI1 you are working remember remembertheres rememberUletCS rememberliercs
theres a play time coming when whanyou whonjou whenyea
jou you are playing remember that it itwell Itwcl1 ltveil
well to save some energy for your yourwork OUlrOrk yourwork
work workRead rOrkRnd workReid
Read Bingville Bugle tomorrow t tomoy tDorrolf tDorrolft
t
< A LITTLE NONSENSE NONSENSESTILL NONSENSESTILL
STILL WAITINGMy WAITING WAITINGMy VAITIXGMy
My grandpa notes the worlds world s worn trn cogs cogsAnd c cogs cogsAnd gs gsAnd
And says sa s were going to the dogs dogsrHis dogsHis dogsHIs
His grandad In his house of logs logsSwore logsSw logsSwOre
Swore Sw re things were going golngto to the dogs dogsHis dogsHlsdad dogsHisdad
His Hlsdad dad amid the Flemish bogs bogsYowed bogsyowed bogsVowed
Yowed things were going to the dogs dogsthe dogsThe j jThe
The cave man In his queer skin togs togsSaid togsSaid togsSaid
Said things were going to the dogs dogsBut dogsDut dogsBut
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But this is what I wish to state stateTh stateTJp stateTh
Th TJp dogs have had an awful wait waitAptitude waftAJtItUtle waitAptitude
Aptitude AptitudeDo AJtItUtlecoDo
coDo Do you think your our boy will ever at attain attaIn attttin ¬
tain your our standing as a financier financierI
HI I guess hell h U clo lo answered the emi eminent eminent cminent ¬
nent operator Last week he gave me a aquarter aquarter aquarter
quarter to keep for him and he has al already alren already ¬
ready ren drawn 245 i45 on account accountContrary accountContrary accountContrary
Contrary Evidence EvidenceJean EIclenceJean EvIdenceJean
Jean Jacques Jn ques Rousseau married his hiscook hIscook hiscook
cook cookAud
Aud yet they say ay philosophers aint aintpractical alntpractical aintpractical
practical
Vcrcil VcrcilHe YerJllelHe VerisedHe
He Is thoroughly versod In the drama dramaNothing dramaI
I ua undorstnndf undorstnndfNothing aratnnd aratnndNothing
Nothing to It Urelponde responded the beauti beautiful boautfful bqautiten ¬
ful ten girl When a < geezer gets gay Sa In the theaudience thoaudience theaudience
audience he can tell in a minute If It its a agenuine agenuine agenuine
genuine Interruption or juSt j st a part of the theshow theshow theshow
show
To ro PoliticianSlloncc Politician polItlclnnSl1onco PolItIcinnsSilence
Silence is woll in its own way wayDont wa waDont wayDont
Dont overplay It It1C ItU itIf
1C you have h anything nn tbl g to say saySay 1MS ay ayS
Say S It
Suspense SuspenseIt
It must bo fine to have greatness greatneasthrust groatnossthrust greatnessthrust
thrust upon you youIt 1OttIt yostIt
It Is admitted the th nominee But its itsa Itsa itsa
a little wearing to have to wait until the thethirtyfifth thethirtyfifth
thirtyfifth ballot ballotSeldom ballotSeldom
Seldom Does DocaHis DoeIHis DoesHis
His last merger W was an utter failure failureAs falhtr falhtrs faltore4s
As 4s s to how howHe howHn howHe
He tried to combine business busi OSjJ with withpleasure wIthplOOsurc withplnsure
pleasure but It wouldnt go goA gonlJ goA
A Bi lug Contract Contract1ou ContractYou ContractYou
You shall s U rue this day cJa anaxlod the thevanquished thoVJaqubbed thevnaquieired
vanquished wizard 0 One year hence C8 I Iwill IPom Iwm
will return ew and haunt 1Ia t you on this very veryday varyflay
day all
dayYou
You ou will hfY ar retailed the crafty craftyknight craftyknight
knight On O OaPabrar Petenary PetenaryMerit go 20Merit
Merit Will 111 Tell TellOk TellOk TellOh
Ok Ok Im coming along doctored doctoredYoriek daeieXOdYorick
Yorick Hmm IiI Just now I 3M m blUed bfllddwith bIlledwith
with an n eminent llOIIt star and sixty others othersYou oUIersY otbors7 otbors7YOu
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FROCK COATS AFTER DARK DARKWestern DAltXWelltcrn DARKWestern
Western Plcn for the Black Toga Tojraof TOJftot Togaof
of Democratic Eminence EminenceFram EminencePram EminenceFrom
Pram the CUoMO PM PMIn rtIn PealIn
In response te a faltering query as to towhether towbtKitOl towhether
whether It Is proper to wear a fnoek fnoekcoat fJl8clccoat seek seekcoat
coat to a Sunday Sunday evening sapper The TheWashington TIMVasittnS1M Tb TbWashington
Washington HareM replies that It t Is tenever Isnear Isnever
never good form in Washington to wear wearfrock wearII
II a rook coat for dinner or la tbe hIt hItlag even evening eVMllab ¬
lag ingIts
Its a rash statement The Tb New York YorkTimes YorkTI8aes YorkFtaie
Times Ftaie points out that even en in smartest smartestManhattan SIINIrttMbetUUl smarteetMaxibttis
Manhattan tbe frock coat te permissible permissibleSunday pellftlsstbleSand permissibleSunday
Sunday Sand evening owing to Its Illnswn km of ofchurch orcburch ofchurch
church attendance In Chicago CIdea o the same sameconvention SIUItCOItventSon sameeonvantlon
convention koMe good although I we 8 would wouldlike wouldUk wouldlike
like Uk to boUeW believe that there te a little more moresubstantial more51I moresiebetantlal
substantial 51I beekms 1tHk Cor n It ItThat It1IIILt itThat
That Waffcbigssv a of at aU 11 pUeos s should shouldrajeot sIMultir shouldrejoot
rajeot r eot the fcmbltek JonS icngI Jega of democratic democraticeminence democraticeminonce
eminence te incredible Incredible Where en would wouMyour wetiId7Oir wouldvoter
your true American statesman stat be with without wlthout without ¬
out It In a dress s suit he look looks Hke Hkenothing neDOthIag liltenothing
nothing or nobody in a asaclt a sack coat he helooks helooks helooks
looks like everybody 7 ia a majestic Prince PrinceAlbert PrtaceAJbert PrinceAlbert
Albert he looks like somebody No iaere iaererule rsere rsererule re reof
rule of etiquette te going to make maqdi mak hiss htmdiscard hissdIscard
discard this garment of glory simply s be because M Meau because ¬
cause e the sun n chooses to set setSustaining HtSnttnln eatSnetnininr
Sustaining Snttnln In tile lie OlivioiiK OlivioiiKVnm 01101111lite ObvioupiFtset
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The United Utt State Stat Supreme Sa Court has hasgravely basgrave hasgravely
gravely grave derided de that women WOI 8J1 te fat a class etoseby classby classiI
by iI herself Isnt it comforting to Lave Lavethe layothe lavothe
the the highest judicial judkti authority confirm just justwhat JUBtwhat justwhst
what all of us have always known
I THEGREATAA1EIUCAN THE GREAT AMERICAN PLAY
We leant that ow two deter deterrwag det83WIIr closerymeg
rwag towMMe J JnlPfJilClhk Jears Jearsfleysol4e ae fS fSRejBOMs =
RejBOMs are caUab cellabcaen atrnc wbut wbutwM wlKtwill bat batvOl
wM b 1It th 1M great American tnse ssa play ptejwhich pIuwhidt playwhkh
which the critks crId have howled for M MMQT IIIIe asaa
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tag the Mrit of old New Rftrfaad Rftrfaadaad RlttltadalMl laand laandaed
aad the authors State S te it will haw hawWay I IWu baseVay
Way Down Bart and Th OM OMHosKstetd owH 051Hoesea4ead
HosKstetd H lathed to Ute swat awl awlseitMDiag 11Msezag aMsuesastag
seitMDiag for nxrcgr aet at soon as it it itproduced iapro Isseed
produced seed which wit V Be a few days dayaafter c1apslIM daysafter
after Mr James Bemoan Reynolds BeyneMcha nernolhll Reynoldshas
ha has secured New tW York State for forTaft forTaft forTaft
Taft TaftAlthough TaftAU
TaftMtlaoegk Although AU oug the play k not Dot complete compfeiewo
wo 0 are privileged prhllt1 te present ssont the thescenario UteNeBario theareserlo
scenario scenarioA
A PIECE OF PUXKIJ PIE PIEItaral PIEIlural PIERoes
Roes Drama in These SHees SHeesBy SIIteBr SliseeBy
By ByTIMB BrWhIn ByJames
J James axne5 WhIn Reynolds ReynoldsTIME WL WLTUIB
BraD f1
TIME The TlaeMWlnt TlaeMWlntlLACE prwtnt prwtntPLACE lweasntPLACE
PLACE New Xe Enghutd EnghutdACT E1t E1tACT sgiaM sgiaMACT
ACT I IOM IOld
OM farmhouse farm Urribfe ttonn rag ¬
log In oHf outside We Aged ged mother put 1 11 pute can candle candI condIe ¬
dIe at window My Ir wandering toy toymay 00rml boyally
may return tonight Hired man mansigs IDIIBSS ionslags
sigs SS Down in Dear Old Natiek NatiekWhere XatiekbHe yatlekbsre
Where bHe the Naticks atlcb Tick T1ek Tick TickTkk Tick TICkTick
Tick Chorus of dairy maWa Cora CoraitHsktag Comh Cornheakiag
itHsktag h quartet in selections from fromall fromaU fromall
all the latest and popular songs M of ofthe orthe ofthe
the day Grandfather and grand grandmother Jr1ndmother grandmother ¬
j mother In a DOTel vel and original cos costume c0stume ontome ¬
tume act and song son uRben Reuben Reu Reuben Reuben Retben ¬
ben Ire Bi Bh ThlnkinV Thlnkin Chorus of ofgrass ofgru ofgita
grass widows idows all merry Realistic Realitticgame ReollaUcgame Realisticgame
game of f seven up between farmer farmeraid farmeralld farmerarid
aid hired nun Candle sputters sputtersHonk IlJUttcnHonk spatteraHonk
Honk bonk outside Door berate Imrstaopen bursuopen berateopen
open Man Ian enters in bearskin coat coatMyy coatMyy
Myy 10 bobyy Mother says saysthat M M1bat saysthat
that Mother I have bln returned I Ihave IbaTe Ibare
have came to get I another bunk of ofyour ofyour
your Justly celebrated nankin JlUnJcin pie pieVllliin ple7 ple7Vilisin
Vllliin I1IUD appears through star trap in infloor Inoor Infloor
floor Be shall be totted fotiedr r Her Heroine IIeoine lienOtto ¬
oine who baa been sawing wood in inthe inthe inties
the woodshed enters taking in sit sitnation sit sitmUOn altration
nation at a glance lance He shall have haveit haTeIt haveIt
it It if I have to bumble hum myself so sofar sofar sofar
far as to do a little WOrk an an4 DC make makeit mllkeIt makeIt
it myself Gieat God it it as asbad asbad asbad
bad as that by the son Chorus Chorusin ChorusIn ChorusIn
in which Wch entire ntire company awe in inyelfow in11U8u Inyellow
yellow tights of rich pumpkin color colorvery colorTOlY colorrery
very original When Ren the SOul Is IsYearning IsYearning IsTeaming
Yearning for a Hunk of Punk PunkACT PunLACT IunkACT
ACT 1I 1IGrand IIGrand 1 1Crand
Grand opening o chorus with skirt skhtdance skirtdanee akirtdance
dance an and a are few dances without withoutskirts 1lthoutskirts withoutskirts
skirts skirts We Are Living Sa New NewEngland NewEngland e eEngknd
England Because Be au < We Cannot Get GetAway iet ietAwajr tt ttWQ
Away WQ Heroine constructs the thepumpkin tbeIIWDpldn thepumpkin
pumpkin pie Realistic RW 5tic oven OTeDThere scene scenewkere scenewhere
There she bakes it it Boa pie In real realoven realOTen
oven She leaves the theroom loom Enter Entervillain EnterTUbln Entershinin
villain dlsgnfcsd diIUf < as a piece of ofcheese orcJteoae ofcheese
cheese Chorus of bachelor girls girlswith 1 girlswith
with chafing disk effects who ho try to tomake tomake tomake
make a Welsh rabbit out of the vii villain Tnlain viilain ¬
lain reQ very riginall Who Wouldnt WouldntBe WouldntBe touldntBe
Be a Bachelor Girt GirlWe We Wouldnt Wouldntif Wouldntif
if We Could Help It It Dear old oldmother oldthtr olduiathtr
mother thtr totters in j overcome with withemotion withemoUen nithemotion
emotion and falls in a faint Hired mr
I CAPITOL CAPITOLGOSSIF CAPITOLGOSSIFTlr GOSSIP GOSSIPThe OSSIP OSSIPi
i
I The Tlr Sixth 1xth district of Maryland a Re Republican R Repubilcan
publican stronghold Is represented in the theHouso theHouso theHouse
House Houso of Representatives by b Goorge Alex Alexander Alexander Alexander ¬
ander Pearre of Cumberland
standing as well as asof asCArwc asa
CArwc I n member or Ute Sons Sonsot Sonsof
of the American Rev Revolution Revolution Revolution ¬
olution He has been a member of the theState thoState theStat
Stat State senate and prosecuting attorney attorneyHfe attorneyHIs attorneyHI
HIs HI first Congress WAS the Fiftysixth Fiftysixthhaving FIf Fiftysixthhaving lxth lxthbaTiog
having carried for the first time tlmeln In its itshistory itsbls Itshisr
history bls hisr Dr all the counties in the Sixth dis district district dlsfilet ¬
trict He has been reelected for each eachsuoceodtng Q eachsueceedtng ch chsuoceodtng
suoceodtng Congress CongressThe COngresTho CongressTho
Tho colonel some time time ago was troubled troubledby troubledb troubledby
by b a aspen spell of illness but he has entirely entirelyrecovered entIrelYreCDvered entirelyrecovered
recovered and It after The nominationfor nomination nominationfor nominationfor
for the Sixtyfirst Congress with all his hisoldtime hisoldUme hisoldtime
oldtime vigor He baa recently made a acombination acQm acombination
combination cQm lnatlon with his late poKUcal poll l enemy oncmroxSenator encmyoxSenatOr enemyoxSenator
oxSenator Wellington which brings tj tjhie tJhis t thI
his hI candidacy some additional strength strengthRepresentative strengthRepr strengthfleprentatIve
Representative Repr entatlve Poarre is a good cam campaigner campdgner carspaigner ¬
paigner his speeches while convincing as asto asto nato
to tho question at issue l ue being inter interspersed laterspersed Interspored ¬
spersed with good stories which hold his hisaudiences hisaadt8ll hisaudiences
audiences eS His committee aealgnnasnts aealgnnasntsare u
are Coinage Weights elgbts and Measures MeasuresElections JrleasuresElections Measures3lctIons
Elections No No1 1 and Manufactures ManufacturesThe lIanutactunSTIIo ManufacturesS
S C S C CThe
The most t Interesting topic of conversa conversation COBveruUon converaliOn ¬
liOn at the Capitol yesterday sterd7 was the thenews Utenews thenews
news of the election of cxGev cx Bradley Bradleyto
to th tM United States e Senate to succeed succeedSenator swccoetiSenator succeedSenator
Senator McCreary McCrearyThe l MeCrearyThe cCreao cCreaoTIle
The result was accomplished by the thevetM theOlM tilevotes
votes OlM of o the RepobNcaa members and andfour aaclrow andfolsr
four Democratic members of o the legisla legislature 1egtsiaUtre legislatare ¬
tare The Democrats realized that Gev GevBeekhaat GeYBtekham 0evBeekilam
Beekhaat couid not be elected and unless unlessenough 111I105OftOarb unionsenough
enough vote ttes ta wer were thrown to the Republi Republican RepuhlleM Republican
can candidate ClUMlld te te insure IBsUr tote election eeUolt the theiegiatetwre tJKt1e thelagleat2rre
iegiatetwre 1e e would adjourn n dl tffl ta dead deadlock deactlock deadlock ¬
lock lockIM lockIx lockIsi
IM that event the tit next campaign would1te wouldbe would wouldbe
be fought with Beckbam as the parr parrmount purIIMMIDt parrmonut
mount issue ieau with the probable reauttthat result resultthat
that the Republicans would win both the thelegislature tQle thelegisbetrare
legislature le and governorship Should
occur the legislator would redistrict J 15trtettbe tbe tbeState tbeState
I State In such a manner thai the RepuMt RepuMtcaas Ro Rocans Repeblicans
cans wo woWdromain would M remain in power for a number numberof DUlROerot numberof
of years yearsRather yOlltsRather yearsRather
Rather than gJvo up up us the control of the theState thesate theState
State the Democrat who 110 opposed d GOT GOTBackham GOTBeckham GayBeckhanr
Backham allied themselves with the Re Repvtalicane Re ReJNbIIeM Repvbhtcsia
pvtalicane electing electla exGov Bradley e to the theSenate tIMeJlabM theSonata
Senate eliminating Sng to aH Intents and p par parpcIIeeB perpesos r rpoees
pesos the Beekbamttns B ekbmltns trot TOM dominating dominatingthe do
the Issues U nee of the noxt campaign campaignIt
C C S C CIt
It Is just the sm saMe in the United StmtogSenate Stat StatSeaate
Senate as anywhere else When the boss isaround
around everybody gets busy bas Gev Oil Oillett GIIIfttt Giliett
lett of California was as an interested interestedspectator Ine1e Interestedspectator ted tedtpeeULtor
spectator on the floor 1 1 hf > f the Senate yes yesterday yestentq yesterday ¬
terday sitting sltti c next to Senator Perkins Perkinsof Ds Dsr
of r that State during the consideration ofthe
the Indian India appronrfatioa bill When an anoccasion IIOttUIon anoccasion
occasion presented itself and that was wasquite wasq1 wasquit
quite q1 quit e often oCt often Senators Perkins and Flint Flinttook Fltftttook Flinttook
took the floor for a few remarks They TheyJust The7Juat Theyjust
Just wanted to let their governor thepeM tb tbultUl
peM ultUl ieal fceae bE eX q qlocsM Jttaritia eeeshat see dIaL thatwere
were on tbotr tit till Jab good Ad ateoegi ateoegiBver SlODIx a4oagC
C S SC SCaver
aver x stoc since Senators Foraker Forak and Dick Dickhave DIckhaYe Dickhve
have been holding bo14l up p poetmaetershtp ap appointments taP taPpoIatnMllU appointasents ¬
pointments the members of f the House e
Representative come to the Senators
then advice before presenting b any names namesfor JIIUIJe8for namesor
for or appointment appoln Dt to tome office ama Recently Rep Representative RepreMltatiV Represeuttive ¬
resentative Thomas brought a name
two to Senator Foraker for his approval approvalThe PIIIOft1TIM aprovuIThe
The Senator referred Aim to Senator Dick Dickin DickSa DickSn
in whose section of the State the post postofflee postoUtef posto2tce
offlee was situated situatedA
A clad do came over the face of Repre Representative Representativa ¬
sentative Thonmii TlaOlll 8be h and 114 Senator Diekdo
do not eat with ttll the same spoon er ersame as
same kind of gruel
JF THE nPTJTT TJJf BIG STICK OnPT T
VOL VOLL I I NO NO40 40 WASHINGTON FEBRUARY 29 1908 TWO CENTS
an greet her a drillk 8M PeriNa revhsebest
tat promptly tainta again te crier crierto eaderto < er erto
to set et another drink drinkaDClmotber UrMdfetber UrMdfetberaad Grasdfasbessod
sod jtraixteMtber hi thue Une10ud Une10udlINt tbseeeuusdStint nmmA nmmAlmt
lINt with sixmace six sxeisec store doTec nov04 CraM Gmadfether GNHIaUau CraMfather
father swallows swallo bfe fate false teeth said aaMload aIMdJoI saidbed
load kvghtor stat br the Swnnhovthrs SwnnhovthrsjMrtet S8lmlbof S8lmlbofQurtet SaosibosthrsQeartet
jMrtet who com eome In ctrrytog cartJtacnw mow mowborefe mowtthoei
borefe cnw art WMring IaBam hats hatsaad haloand as asud
and white Stools aI artistic de deSt touch touchStill tessebIStIR
Still St l 4I dtenisaS < smM M a pfeee of ptitui ehMMbe e5 e5the ptituithe
the villain dtaeoTen the pumpkin pie ptela piein
la 18 the oven HaP He take out outa CNta outa
a white powder JIOq and raises heA it ia the thepie tilepie thepie
pie We shall see Jack WcAthen WcAthenby WMUIIenbJ Weathereby
by we shall aU seer eer UeniM Hent pipes plpoahim pipoI pipeshint
him off from trapeze where she Ibedoles he i idoteg is isdolag
doles a stant As Tillain T kln leaves she shetvtm thet siretaco
taco t a double K 1D1Mttlt nwr nlt to the tbeI UNAooc theSear
I floor and hInes FoOedr FOIIQd FOIIQdMany Cbont CbontMaaj ChonI5laaJ
Many a Heart is Breaking Dreaki Tonight TonightThat TollidttTMt TosightThat
That Never Weat Broke Before BeforeACT BefereJ BefereACT BeforeACT
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ACT III IIICurtate IIICll IlLCertain
Certain Cll rises on awnptmmii sem she dtei cIhtil shelogasset
i il logasset g mum IC8H Cower e nr with taM taw greasIer greaategbeaaath greasIerbeneath s sMaeIh
beaaath heavy TJ MITer dalton Ba Barmy MJIII1 saInn ¬
rmy Inn and a plate ef mamaf maars s W Wmid 1I 1Ieda hissruMs
mid Eater diners and denise a astatdr aat astately
stately at minuet very elT original Song Songtar Sonzhr Songby
tar returned wandering boy who hu hubeen 11Mbeen hasbeen
been out fccing IiXIn lng hU awtomoWto lJ tar taring denln r ri ¬
ing i ln the lt entire second act What WhatAfls WllatUs WhatASs
ASs My 1 Dear Old Mother Her HerCookings UtfCookings lienCookings
Cookings oo the Bam 7 Enter Til Tilrain tillain sOlain
lain disguised cti as Nick Lonsworth Lonsworthwho Loswortmo Lengwonthsvho
who recites that thrilling joem I ICant IC ICssit
Cant C t Be the Heir Item Apparent fIC1nmt Be Became Becawe Bemo ¬
came mo I Haint Got Any ny Hair HahTableau HairTableau HairTableau
Tableau reiresentiag Frank H HHitchoock 11IIitdloock HHitchcock
Hitchcock securing rln New X y England for forTaft forTaft forTilt
Taft Grandfather aad grandmother grandmotherdo
do giant ring on horizontal bars barsHired barsIIircd barsHired
Hired man and farmer play exciting excitinggame excitinlpmo exertingstifle
game of checkers in full view of ofaodSencc oraudience ofaudience
audience Mother enters and sings singsto linssto singsto
to father For Forty Yean Weve WeveLhed WeeLind WeveUTeri
UTeri Together and Ite Done AH AHtbe Anthe Alldee
the Work Villain biases h Alt Altha Allha Abha
ha ha me proud beauty you are in my mypower DI1power raypower
power at last lastl Heroine defies him himto htmt hImto
to t do his worst He explains he hecant 1tecant hecant
cant act any worse than ke te i6 Ea Eater En Enter Eutar ¬
ter sixteen n soubrettes IOUD ttes made up as asparlor asparlor asparlor
parlor maids bearing pumpkin pie piewhich piewbich piewhich
which they place oa table amid load loadcries loadcrles loudcries
cries by asseznbkd a guests Dinner Dinnerproceeds Dum Dump Dinnerproceeds
proceeds p Hired man docs jMggHg jMggHgact juggUagaet jssgghagset
act with hi his knife and fork torkrealistic wary waryrealistic reqrealistic
realistic with n sword swallowing swallowingfinale sw swtlIOlngSole ll ag agfinale
finale Chorus by double quartet qurtetdreoo qaartetdreesed quartetdressed
dressed in fur coats COA fur caps find findrubber andrubber nd ndrubber
rubber boots Were Happy Boys Boysftwa BotS118m BaysItem
Item Old Brazil ruIl Down Where hero the theEquator theEq1Ator theEquator
Equator Qaates Mother says ftrtln tram tremolo tramole ¬
ole effect efect Me e bohyy here is the thepie thepi thepie
pie pi I foslikracd for you with these theseJoring theel theseloving
loving l n hands Aside by heroin heroinwho heroine heroineWb heroinewho
who Wb is in evening dress and has hasdyed budIed hasdyed
dyed her hair since the first act actAint actAint actAint
Aint she got a nerve I made it itmyself Itmrsetr itmyself
myself Villain illAln broods My 11 time timeJMS timeJIM timeha
JIM ha camp Wandering WlndCrin bay seizes seizespie seizelpie soireepie
pie Just as hcvis about to eat it itheroine ithtrolue Itheroine
heroine cries Hold There is pot poison potson potSon ¬
son In that pie llol Great G t excitementIIeorome excitement excitementHeroine excitementHeroine
Heroine grabs pie And lets villain villainhave Tinainbate villainhave
have it in countenance He sneaks tneaksout sn sneaksout 4u 4uout
out out covered with the juicy concoc cancoction concoction concoction
tion and dies in great itreat agony in a asnotr amow aanon
mow bank Heroine throws her herarms belarms herarms
arms around returned wandering wanderingboy wanderingboy nderlD nderlDboJ
boy Now o that I have saved MTOOuiU y ywill you youvfll
will you marry meT me This is Febru February Februany ebu ebuarr ¬
any 23 Wandering boy shakes her
His early oorl education educationwas educationwns educationwas
was received at pri private private private ¬
vate schools Alto Allapany AlIegan Altoiran7
pany gan iran7 County Acad Academy Acadcony cnd cndemy ¬
emy St S1 James Col College CollegQ Calloge ¬
loge University of ofVirginia oft
Virginia and Prince Princeton Prlnceton Princeton ¬
t
ton Untorsity He Hestudied Hestudied Hestudied
studied law at the theMaryland theMarland theMaryland
Maryland University Universityand Unlverslt UnlversltMd Universityand
and was admitted to tothe tothe tothe
the bar In 1SS2 lSS CoL CoLPearre CotPe CoLPetrro
Pearre Pe e Is a regular regularjQiner regui reguijol regnLirjoiner
joiner jol lr belonging to toalmost toalmost toalmost
almost every secret secretorganization secretorganlatlon secretorganization
organization of any an
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Lori f flftlB ma StetofeT SIslIolt = t fens fensX fMmL fo4 fo4N
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I POLITICAL POLln NQTES NQTESSeeieUKT NO NOFi NOFiSeoretarl ES ESi
i SeeieUKT Taft dnp dmpel od late the theWar tIteII theVar
War c Var DcputMBt D t a jL rw tor mtactot D1IIIat last lastI JagH lastHairy
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I HM H Hairy < T S New etr el f I Isdfeww bat batbeea IIuI hatbees
bees Pafrbaakitog ta th M thy Sir a afew afew afew
I few days daysOne dQLi daysOne
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i the Taft T t headq k2 kpodquaNow ut s ytitMiar was wasaot wasnot
I DOt Secretary Gwne B Oorttayw OorttaywSecretary tntclyuaSecretary
I
Secretary Stcre Taft was Boateated JIOmlqat4dIltehkllt te teFrwitfent teePresident
President at the Uoivtrofty tr Oh Ohdinner aMI aMIdinner Clithdinner
Iltehkllt dinner tile other night V Vaty tiJ tiJI cy sfe signidarut sfeBenjamin
D lCDat lCDatI nidarutBenn
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I Benjamin ide Wheefer of Call California Ca1lI Calltennis ¬
fornia te ia the ettr retMcifeg yrag yragreac Iftgre psogTees
I Tees > MdMlas Mwoajr Bttthr te isyocted es espected axKted
pected la a few kn ckrL ckrLI dasaTbing knThings
Things are Jwmiafe nusIegM at the TaU Tattheadquarters TaUkca Taitheadqsiartera
I
headquarters kca in the Union Treat TreatBaiWing TftutI TrustBuilding
I Building henry Uoach Xeedfeam Xeedfeamcalled Needisuncoiled tedllc1mcaned
called several times yettMdajr yettMdajrWe yesiesdayWe
I I II We observe that Frank 0 Low Lewdea LedM Lowdeer
deer was a guest at the White Htwa Htwathe n nI Reneathe
the other night t Is list t1tc as insid insidious 1115idioftI inahiSeers ¬
I ious attack M the Chases teem 1Jouma fegr fegra
a certain partT partTP putlP
I
I P M 1L G VM Meyer Iqer and Frank FrankHitchcock n nI ILHitchcock
I Hitchcock were see observed gates eIsg d down d8Wftthe downthe wn wnthe
the itreet a few day clap ag s cfenir cfenirfollowed dtaoljrfollowed
i followed Uy Jimmte WiQtem 1 YM YMcant y yI Ye Yecant
I cant lese Jlmmfe JlmmfeJoaathan JIIlWIIeI flmnsieJoeittban
I
I Joaathan Jo Bourne is gic gaing te open opena epma
a secandelectivo tICC8OOo scceudeiectivo4rn I gtiTCMmn enn headawir headawirters ke keaSqisertern dq r rI
tern in the Union Trust BvMhg BvMhgnext ntdldl8gnext Beihilegnext
I next door to the Taft headtjHartws beadClt2l1ell8TJt beadeanessThey headtjHartwsThey
They TJt are padding the walk new aewThe lMWThe newThe
The able and alert Cal OLoughHn OLoughHnhas OLouIIHnhas OLougbnmnhas
has joined j ined the Taft boomers When Whenit WIleDIt Whanit
it comes C mes to discovering Taft send seatiment ftlBUment sendmeat
ment in places where youd never neveri net netsus neversuspect
i suspect sus ct it Cal has them all skinned skinnedWilliam skinnedWWtam skinnedWUltant
William Allen White of Empoda EmpodaKans EciporiaKans da daKans
Kans came me on a few days ago aJOf f fhis fee feehi
his hi regular annual three mM mists at atthe attho atthe
the White Howe Bill says SS the thePresident tilel thePresident
l President > mutt not be insulted by bythinking 1UU1in1dnj bfthinking
thinking he will t ran again no mat matter matt ¬
ter t r r what hlt the circumstances are Per Personally IerlO11 lswsonelly ¬
sonally lO11 lr BUI Is strong for La LaIettl FW FWlette P1lotte
lette letteBead lotteRead
Bead 1 ad Blnzrille BUgle tomorrow tDorroU
THE OPTIMIST OPTIMISTThere
There Th re < have recently been published publishedsome publishedsome ubltshed ubltshedsome
some new Jcw found letters written by that thatprince thatprince thatprince
prince of preachers from the literary pul pulpit 1ulj1tThackerny pulpitThackuray ¬
pit j1tThackerny Thackeray What fine Ideas of life lifeof lICe lICeo lifeof
of o life as it should le lived and of f death deathand deathand deathand
and how doath might be fairly met met this thismaster thisma3ter thismaster
master had One passage in one of 0 the thenow thenow thenow
now letters moved rife m mightily He was wasreferring wasrererrlng wasreferring
referring to a friend of his who had died diedand diedand diedand
and he wrote wrotelie wroteJle wroteHe
lie woe ready re seed I wppose and bad > hit hi passport passportmade passportmade passportmade
made eat tee Ms hI journey Next etaes Mr little littletwnt liulebIm littletans
tans to pack 1Ip p and depart art T Te star l is well eneagm eneagmbut eno eneesgirbest ll llblat
but shell n we be very sorry to go What mere is isthen 11IcH isthere
then In I Hfr 141 that we havent tried What that thatwe UntWit thatwe
we h bar v tried is s M very much iflu worth repetitiea er ere ere enm4swaace1
e dehacet e tea r I hare just ssst anne from a beefsteak art artpotatoes alMtJlQtattes aMIntatsics
potatoes If a battle of claret 5f both excellent ef eftheir ett1lelr f ftb
their tb kind tart we as part from these t without a aTcry aTCfY aye
Tcry ye men se1 laB ran and set sets that wo w shall set no nognatcr DOgreater nogreaten
greater pI pleaser Mwrw than these frem this time till the theend 1MfIId theend
end of oar I day What tit Is a greater jJeaMref p Grail GrattSed Gratled GrailSod
led aabttim aMbki acaitmiaUes aC of aweey e1 What WhatTOf Wator WhatOf
Of course the answer points to that thatfavorite thatfavorite thatfavorite
favorite Latin maxim of his Vanitas VanitasVsnltatum VanltasYanUatum VanitasVanftatuml
Vsnltatum And yet after all without withoutdwelling wltnoutdwcl1lng witIutdwelling
dwelling too hardly bardl or severely on the thereligious theroItgious thereligious
religious side side of o the question it is well wellthat wellthat wellthat
that w we should so o carry carr ourselves in H Hthat W Wtbat iUthat
that our goods and chattels may be al already alrond alroady ¬
ready rond packed and ready read for the th departure departurewe
we must make sooner or later Nor need needa
a man view Iew these necessary necessa preparations preparationsof
of o his with much distaste or horror or orgloom orgloom orgloom
gloom When the t e time comes it is surely surelywell surel surelwell suretywelt
well nough to be able to greet the un unknown unknown amknown ¬
known road ro d with a smile to doff the hat hatlaughingly bittlaughing hatlaughingly
laughingly at the life behind that has hashad bashad hashad
had so much of good ia it and joy and andto andto andto
to feel at the heart something S met tag of the thebrave tbebrave thebrava
brave impulse that sends the J aul vi l of man manforth maaforth manforth
forth courageously to explore the theckarted un uncharted ancharted ¬
charted seas seasThe ssTile seasThe
The only onl thing thln I think that a man manneed maDneed manneed
need fear about death is the fear that thatit tb thatSt t tIt
it may ma catch him using life unwisely anwistjrcatch unVtselyeLtclt unwiselycatuk
catch Mm Idle say with empty emptyh8R hands handsand handsand 8 8aAd
and work all undone We can all of us usunderstand osundorstaud usunderstand
understand the t e expressed expresso fear of Steven Stevenson SteveRsen Stevenson ¬
son who bt trembled trembledIxat tr trembledLest mbledIt
Lest I hear hearMr hearMy
Mr 11 we work nwfcM usda the M I Mt gwi tea vow vowThe toOeLT somThe
The T e brave and hopeful soul puts the thefear thefear thefear
fear of his own death behind htm and andif andIt andIf
if be think of the grim reaper at all it itmti It9t Itwilt
wilt 9t only be at such times when the re remoteteflB re rentfMeJee remoselem
moteteflB scythe has cut down some loved lovedand Jovedaoo lovedand
and honored friend But for himself th there r rto
to no 0 fear there should be aoa none No Noman Nomac Noma
man mac ma can afford atrordso so few are Ms golden goldenaoments boWenaomeotcrto goldenmnomenteto
aoments aomeotcrto to waste Ms l time with thoughts thoughtson ts tsOft
on death The hours are numbered DUlD ered the themoments themomenta
moments few indeed ladf d and the work of oflife orIItetlle oflifethe
IItetlle life the thing we were put hare to do dodemand do dodemands
demand rigorously alt oar energies and andpowers 8JIdADd andpowerL
powers powersAnd powerLAnd
And here again I hear QZ an echo of ofStevenson ofwtao ofStevoueon
Stevenson who uses discussed d this very mat matter matter matLet ¬
ter with so much of good sense eIICie and right rightfeeiteg rtglttreellot rightfeeling
feeling fo thatone of the noblest of ofesys etMSaS ofessays
essays fat 1 the Bitgrtefa language IaagusgeAes IaagusgeAesTriplex geAS geASTrIplex Aas AasTriplex
Triplex TriplexBMB
TrIplexIe
BMB If death cateh people life a aa epea pitfall pttfettand IkWI11M pitfallaid
and hi I aidemses id e titr layer eat seat t vntteU a sF pies piwttripnid piest
t 111 teaultalme J dashed wDMpeH4 wDMpeH41Wr wb bore sad sadth
1Wr th sastha fd fI6 tfIIl 1aw1a 1ssgie e they at atat shouldbe
be at moo > tripnid trip ap p aDd tameei esned Is there tiHn1Ir theseetblag art artbw
etblag bw bus wd priCe > hi Mch a atad Urwtoattoo UrwtoattooA doDt doDtIMI
tad A d doe doef do Mt life fc B 0 shows wh a feetttt lieU craos craosfreait Inftin nra nraates
freait ates in MI badr b over a predpfce rha than tbu1Ib abe abacbfor abelily
lily sIsasg4M nmg fir k MI wd hi Mad 1Ud7 dettas Whoa WMIItbe Whoaabs Vheathe
the Oi GNfb k > Mad their th tee e tarfe sayIsg that those tIIo5eat whoa whoathe whoetgods
the gate bee dl juoBg ng I comet help baberims baberimsthey b bahlenlogtiny g gJaIIII
they hrt thfe b sort el f death ails fa 1 their eye Far FarsMMly Petat Feeamoly
sMMly at whetmar g it ewtahes a ass this l le It ItIe Isin
Ie e eM < Me e yen Death be ha Mt bee Ii Mfiered ffered to tae taea taIteSA tabsass
SA a aw aush as M tthHea Slaid Inn UK Mart I hi the hot hotSt Nttat hotat
St of Me e atSptoe a o ou th tM III M > ftMf eet heIst ef feetee he hePMMK 1teJMIIeI bepsisea
PMMK at a bwwi b OB th Ute other sMft The TIaelle TIaelleof note aelocof noteof
of the vaDet sad aadWeeded shiest Is aurausly questhed taM taMaDeo thelonapota
lonapota as haolb dose 1IIINIIIc 1IIINIIIcwtda wism talleg tallegwith
with ista clouds c 1 dory w haspy IamI1 IamI1IIIMckd fail failbeaded
Weeded KdrH ft stoota tale the sjtkteeal IIJIkbdADd aM aMArid huei hueiAnd
And so if this tit te Is indeed the truth tnatbaDd tnatbaDdbo truthsdwho Aod Aodwho
who bo can doubt it Itwlaat what to the resultant reoultantthought rN1lltaottboDrht resultantthougzt
thought Sorely it is that old oM oMthought oWtbousht oldthought
thought that 1D in the midst kist of o life Hf we wefa art artin areIs
in death but not said solemnly or fear fearsemei fearseatel7 fearnamely
semei namely hut t with a a brave MNI J and a 3 hope hopeTot hO hOfill hopeflI ¬
fill ttook ttookatUt1f edook edookTot
Tot atUt1f xtf gods decide the future we What Whatwe WhatWe 1It 1Itwe
we have to do Is net the gods work WOrk but butdofau btltow betour
our ow own aH to do It It and to keep OK OKdoIag ondoing
dofau doing It so thAt we have expressed our ourselves ow8tes ourselves ¬
selves and leave ave behind us something that thatlbe thatthe
the world had not before we w lived This ThisIt ThisIt
It Is to use life WIselythis it is that win winenable willenable 1 18DabIe
enable ue te face death with equanimity equanimityEOOSEVELTS eqMalmttyROOSEVELTS equaatmltyROOSEVELTS
ROOSEVELTS OPPOSITION OPPOSITIONTwo
Two Classes of Men In Congress ConjrrcxaWho CongressWho
Who 110 Dislike the President PresidentOMett Presldrntt President9psfa
9psfa t epsbilss Istersiern with 0 thagrmaa thagrmaaaaiet I IC8IU
OMett OMettBut C8IUBut aaietut
But ut while Taft is KnlrareaWjr Uk Jlked 4 and andrespected aMt andrespected
respected t the President Pre t has in the Capitol Capitolmany CapttelMaR Capitolmany
many MaR bitter enemies They are of two twoetessoB twoela twowho
ela etessoB estM tboee who dislike his policies and andthose aJMIUMse andthose
those who dislike dlsUk him Tbe former are arecaned arecaJhcl arecalled
caned the reactionaries They repr reprtbe reprUae represent representthe
the great moneyed moAe tI interests of the coua couatry cOUttI7 country
try those who have in the past con contributed fOfttrtInatAd eontnibutesi ¬
tributed largely th the funds for political politicalpaJgms plllWcate politicaleassgs
e eassgs paJgms gas the great t railroad systems systemsStandard SStemsS systemsStandard
S Standard 011 insurance companies P DIes Watt Wattstreet WailStreet Ytlstreet
street They tad their associates who whohave wilehae whohave
have been interfered with by the Presi Presidents Presidents Presidents ¬
dents policies are angry and resentful resentfuland reHlttfttla resentfuland
and thirsting far revenge They have al always dS 1 1ays ¬
ways ays S had great influence la ia Washington Washingtonand WasldagtUIc1
and the seat eat of their power bag been tb tbSenate the theSeDate theSonata
Senate They are opposed oppe d to the Presi President PrSldent President ¬
dent Ad an nary one be favorS bat they do doaot donot o oaot
aot dare openly opea to snow show their hostility hostilityTbey hosUltt hosUltthOW hostIlityThey
They know that the mass nf voters Is Isagainst 15atatast isagainst
against them and with him that nothing nothingcould DOCJ ogcouI4 nothingcould
could help him more than their open and andavowed aRdeYowecl aridavowed
avowed activity and 1Id so they t are hiding in inaMbasb litgettlag Inambush
ambush getting II H the strength they the can canoa NftOR canOR
OR any an riY pretense throwing support to toovery toove toevery
every ove local antiadministration Dtladmin tA contest and andawaiting aadawaitlAg andawaiting
awaiting the turn of events eventsIn evOAUr eventsIn
In r addition to this element small in innumbers InDUlllb isnumbers
numbers DUlllb rs but powerful In resources ia old oldassociations okiaS60ehtti00s oldassociations
associations and In political training and andorganization aJMlorsanlzatkm adorganization
organization is another group of men menwho meDwho menwho
who are personally resentful r ttul against the thePresident thePresident thePresident
President and who seek revenge by byUiwartlng byUtwarUng bythwarting
thwarting his wishes wis es He has not been beenwHttag beenwHltng beenwilling
willing to conform to their plans be has hasin has1ft hasha
in general set a high hlg standard of merit meritfor meritor meritfor
for or filling vacant offices O and has offended offendedmany GaendedJm offendedmany
many Jm influential In ueutMl politicians by his deter determination deterrIfttlen dateridinatton ¬
mination not to make unIt appointments appointmentsfor
for political purposes His views of pat patronage patrentAge pat2Usage ¬
ronage and the 0 civil s sttt service > rvfea 1e his differ differences dltlere ¬
ences e QS with tile Senate his failure to totreat totreat totreat
treat Senators with the deference and andtenderness Ddernea andtaradernees
tenderness ernea to which they have ve been ac accustomed acctlStomed socustonied ¬
customed and his free use > of picturesque picturesqueand p1ctur picturesqueand e eand
and cutting language have all combined combinedto
to build up in Congress a phalanx of bit bitter bitter bitlet ¬
ter personal opposition It has never dared daredexpress daredxpress daredexpress
express Itself very VOt 01 openly ope ly The members membersof
of it when they go home claim tbe in indorsement facorsement hidorsement ¬
dorsement of their constituents con on the theground tJaeground theground
ground they the theyare arc earnest supporters of the thepopular thepopular thepopular
popular President but in the cloakrooms cloakroomsof
of the Capitol they tbe talk and critlcteo and andconspire andconspire aridconspire
conspire and form a small but Influential Influentialcaoal Infiuentlalcabal Influentialeaal
cabal eager t tn do anything they safely safelycan HCelYcali safelysan
can to annoy the Executive ExecutiveAew ExecuthScn ExecutiveNew
New York a Doubtful State StateFrt StateFftIa StateFrees
Frt Frees the X Nea r York Bra BfeIIi Post PostG P4MtGen PeatGtn
G Gen n Weodford Is right New York i ia k ka isa
a doubtful State With Ith the Intense I tensc un unpopularity Unpopularity urrpopularity ¬
popularity of the Roosevelt administration administrationin
in this city a united greedy and power powerful powerful powerfir ¬
ful fir Tammany Tamman the discontented vote voteswollen voteswollon votewoIlo
swollen woIlo to great proportions pro po rtkms the diffi difficulty dtmculty difficulty ¬
culty of financing a Republican cam oampalgn oaJDpalgnwlth campaignavith
palgn palgnwlth wlth all these things taken Ino Infothe Inothe inothe
the account it is folly to deny den that a agreat agreat agroat
great majority for Bryan may be rolled rolledup rolledup rolledup
up in Greater New York Political man managers managers managers ¬
agers may ma as well face the situation situationGotham sUuflUonGotham situationGothams
Gothams Gotham Dialect DialectFmn DialectFrA1 DialectPram
Pram the Oerofawl CleT Loader Lc8d8rrhere LoaderThere LoadsrThere
There Is some discussion whether New NewYork NewYork NewYork
York residents have a dialect If it ever evercomes eeromes everqomqs
comes omes to be written the printers will willhave winhao willhave
have to lay in extra fonts of signs signsMums SIgnsJlums signsMums
Mums the WordFri Word WordFront YordFn
Front Fn the Chicago J News NewsW ews ewsWe ws wsWe
We W must not let the President know knowthat knowthat knowthat
that colleges act as a deterrent to mar marriage marriage marriage ¬
riage or he may abolish higher h her education
AT THE THEHOTELS THEHOTELSThere HOTELS HOTELSThere HOTELSUTher >
UTher There Is all likelihood that Taft will willhave willhave willhave
have the Idaho delegation said M I I Lode LodeJullen L de deJullen dcSullen
Jullen wealthy mining mlnln operator of Mont Montpelier Montpelier Montpelier
pelier Idaho at the EUft E t ltct a9t night nlsbtMr nlgbtMr nightMr
Mr de Julian is a practical miner hav having having banlag ¬
ing served his time In the mines from fromboyhood fromhood fromboyhood
boyhood hood up He H is familiar with the thebusiness thebusiness thebusiness
business and political Interests interlsts of his hisState hisState hisState
State and an seams seqm5 se ns to be thoroughly con ceaversant cnversant conversant
versant with the sentiment at the people peopleof PMpteot peopleof
of Idaho regarding President Roosevelts Rooseveltsattitude Rooseveltsattitude Rooseveltsattitude
attitude toward the trusts trustsMy trusts trustsIy trustsMy
My Iy personal preferment for the Pros Presidential Prosdentlal Prosidentin ¬
dentin nomination is Hughes He is of a aconservative aconsen8ttve aconservative
conservative mind and has the confidence confidenceof
of the business interests of the country countryFairbanks OOtIntrFalrbenks oountryFairbanks
Fairbanks Cannon and Feraker are good goodmen gGOdnt6n goodmen
men all of them better titan t n Roosevelt RooseveltIt
It seems to me that the election of ofBryan orBryan ofBryan
Bryan would be preferable to that of any anyof anyor anyof
of the other candidates Bryan with Jth a aRepublican atRepubllcn atflepubticaza
tRepubllcn Republican Senate aad a Republican RepublicanHeuse nepubilc8uHeuse RepublicanHouse
Heuse to keep a a check on Mm would woull do dono dono dono
no harm to the business bu s interests interestsRoosevelt Inter InterRoosevelt
5 Roosevelt should keep k ep his hands off offbusiness oftbu offbusiness
business bu lness What bag h be accomplished accomplishedHe d dHe
He claims to be the friend of the poor poorman ormaR poorman
man maR and there have never been as many manypoor m8J1Ypoor marrypoor
poor men out of work in good times as asthere asthere asthere
there are now Along a Hne of ofrailroad railroad of ofIjm oflwl
Ijm miles from from Ogden Utah to Mont Montpeller MontpeJier Montpelter
peller Idaho e there are 89000 men out of ofwork ofwork ofwork
work There is no excuse excusi for suck a astate a astate astate
state of affairs a < Farmers five years t8rs ago agohad 2S0had agohad
had mortgages on their farms and today todaythey ted tedtbe todaythey
they tbe have money ra the banks Grope Gropeare criPsAre G Pe Peare
are line Aue and prices are good Why then thenthte theAtbte thenthIs
thIs haziness bast depression depressionThe depr depruss1onThe 7 7The
The President Preei tAt does mere harm by bysending byi bysending
i sending fate messages Dle Mge5 to Ceegress than tJtaulie thanlie v vhe
lie is probably aware 118 Why does he stir sarup stirup t tup
up the whole iIoIe country and bring about aboutan aboutAft aboutan
an upheaval along ail lines of business businessWhy buetneWhy buelnassWhy
Why cant at be go to work and tell Barn Harrirnaa BarnInn Iisrnfman
Inn or the Ire insurance I Ut8DCe companies CODlpa ls and andether lidether andother
ether concerns c rs that their criminal opera operations operatioris per pertJ0D6would ¬
tions tJ0D6would would have te t come to an Rend Rendwlt end endwithout en enwithout
without out sending seac1l g special messages to Con Congress Congresa Cotsgross ¬
gross every week and aJNI1lASettJl8g unsettling the whole wholeI wJtoleb wholebusiness
I business fabric f of the United States StatesCongressman StatesCo StatesCongressman
Congressman Co grMSalaR Livingston UVSngs m of Georgia Georgiatelte GeorgiteB Georgiatells
tells this story of his son George ge < One Oneday Oneday
day 7 I SAM to him Mamma says yonv yonvbeen yeaYEtbeen youvebeen
been very naughty torday k sir whats w ats the thematter themetar theematter
matter Pop Pop he replied seriously serlust I Ithink rUlIAk Ithink
think ntas prejudiced against a JIa e Yes Yesterday YQStday Yesterday ¬
terday she told Aunt Sarah I was j Let LetUte justthe st stthe
the image of you youWhen 7 7WheA youWheit
When Richard Oiney was Secretary of ofState orState ofState
State storied Frank G Htnkley of ofPittaborg orPttttlMKg ofPlttaburg
Pittaborg Pa Pa at the Gochraa last night nighthe nightha pt ptbe
be he frequently gave g e expression expc te the theopinion tOOopIaIoR theopinion
opinion that appointees appa tees to the consular consularservice COQStdarRrvIce consularservice
service should speak k the languages aC the thecountries tb tbcoaatrles thecountries
countries to which w leh they were respectively respectivelyaccredited respe tlvely tlvelyWhen ety etya
accredited accreditedWhen a recJttecLWhen
When a a certain breezy aad enterpris enterprising eMerprisIng eulorprislag ¬
ing Western tent politician who was ws desirous desirousof
of serving the Cleveland adcOnistratlon adcOnistratlonof
Ia tile eapaeftJ oc canard at OII of the theChinese theCbmese theChinese
Chinese ports iz presented Ms papers to toMr toMr toMr
Mr Oiney the Secretary remarked Are Areyou Ar Areyou
you aware aware Mr Blank that I never ftC recommend ftCo raeourmend ¬
ommend to the President the appoint appointment appointment appointmesit ¬
ment of a consul unites be speaks the thelanguage thebUSe thelanguage
language bUSe of the country to which he de desiree lie liesires dosires
sires to go Now X I suppose you do dospeak sot aotspeak sotspeak
speak Chinese ChineseWhereupon chtueeeTWhersupon
Whereupon ChbIeMeapGD eapGD the Westerner grinned grinnedbroadly grlnMdbnNwDy grinnedbroadly
broadly If It If Mr Secretnrj said he > You Youv1II yon youwill yonwOl
will ask me a question hi Chines I slasH stiallbe slaaUbe slasHbe
be happy te answer 1C 1CHe U UHe itHe
He He GOt the appointment appointmentW JJIIt1W
W F Blythe m the theweatber weather forecaster of ofIndtenapohe ofladapoIIs ofIndIanapolIs
IndIanapolIs lad I is registered ed at the theNew th thlew theNew
New Wlllard He Is accompanied by Mrs MrsBtythe MrsBlithe S SBbthe
Blithe Mr tr Blithe disclaims however howeverbetog nowtYerHIIIg howeverbolug
betog the political forecaster which whichhonor whichhe whichhanorM
honor hanorM he said be never claimed claimedI
I am not a peHtteten at t all an and aU I Iknow IIw Iknew
know about what te sofa going on In the wnrW wnrWof wfJlidor we1dof
of politics I get front the newspapers newspapersFairbanks nespapenFaiJMnks newspapersFalrbnks
I
Fairbanks is naturally the choice eboi < e of Indi Indiana 11Mtitor mdiasa ¬
ana for the Presidential ttat honors lMmorsthat lMmorsthatwithollt that goes goeswithout paeswithout
without saying sayingIf SQtn SQtnJt sayingIt
If there be any 5 second choice at ail ailit at atIt nilIt
it looks like Hughes Roosevelt is pop popular p0p p0pular popislar ¬
ular everywhere everywhereThe eftI7WlMTTb ererywhtrsrho
Tb The Democratic Demcradcprty party in the State of ofNorth orNort ofNorth
North Carottaa Car to ta a a complex situation situationsaid situatioasaW situationsaid
said Judge Spencer B Adams of Green Greenvme GreeaYIDe Greenwife
wife N C C at the Raleigh last night nightaad nightIt nightsad
sad It strikes MrlIt me as h the Rpublfcan RpublfcanThe Rvublbnparty Rpubllcsnparty
party would be the gaines thereby tlaerebyThe therebyThe >
The next election OIt takes place in incem De December Dccomber ¬
comber Leek Craig aDd W W Kitchin Kitchinare Kitchinare Kitchinare
are candidates tes for governor and Senator SenatorOverman SenatorOverman nator natorOlWM8B
Overman who bas been a prohibitionist prohibitionistfor
for f r twenty years and Gev G Glenn G also a aprohibltlenlot IIpraltRlldDDlt aitroliidoesI6
prohibltlenlot are candidates for the Sen Senatorial Senateda1 Seerstarlal ¬
atorial toga togaThere 1OgaTbere togaThere
There are two factions fa the Demo Thmocratle Demoensue V Vcradc
ensue party and one fighting bting the th other otherwill otbflw1U etherwill
will inure to the basalt of the Repel RepobIfcmn RepubJtcaa Repeldean
dean party which will carry North Caro CaroHna aro aroifftL nra nraPea
Pea HnaTaft
raft Taft te i the choice aC the Republicans Republicansof
of our State Stat hot the fact that he is the thePresidents thePr thePresidents
Presidents Pr s selection Ms not added d to toMs Ithis toida
Ms popularity Taft is favored for Ms Msown Idsow hisowe
own ow personal merits and qualifications qualificationsMost qualUkatioMost qualiatioasMost
Most people have forgotten to en that babies babiescan bawoscII babiescan
can be nourished naturally and they thE ex expect fXpect cxpert ¬
pect their doctors to bell them Tn mYfi mYfiwbat rnreiy rnreiywhat rriy rriywhat
what kind of bottled food is th the > oret oretDr oestDr t tDr
Dr Lenten F Morse of 1 San Francisco Franciscowho Frand Franiowho o owho
who Is at La Xormandie ia tI thai t manner manneraired maDR maDRalrec1 manneraired
aired his views on the subject < t of feed feeding feecltag feedlag ¬
tag infant infantThe InfantsThe f fne
The reason so many mothers mothf rs do k not notnurse DOtnwse riotnurse
nurse then babies continued Dr Morse MorseIs MrseIs rse
16 Is that it is no longer the fashion to do doso doso doso
so or it interferes with social duties or orpleasures orpIeaes orpleasures
pleasures but rather because it interferes interfereswith 1r tEr tErwitla terferes terfereswith
with anything that is important Import an t I am amsorry amsorry sinsorry
sorry to say sa that sometimes it is b because becausenurses ausa ausanorses ea1lr5eS
nurses and even doctors who should shouldknow shouldkaow shouldknow
know better so advise adY1 the mothers Tho Thorecords Thorecords Therecords
records show s that the deaths of bottle bottlefed bCtttkafed bottlefed
fed babies are from two to five tSm tlm4 s as asgreat asgrMt asgreat
great as those of babies fed bv tiUeir tiUeirmothers heir IIOlrmothrs heirmothers
mothers Feeding from tro the bottle < crises crisesa J8eS J8eSgreat es esa
a great deal of stomach st h tnmbfe tnmbfeA trusbieAr
A Ar 8 History JIIfltor Will VIlI Be Written WrittenFnw WrittenPie rlUtn rlUtnPwa
Pie the BoetM Dais HvaM HvaMSmokelessly HmLSmokeleMb HesaldSmokelesniy
Smokelessly the guns did their eadlv leadl leadlwork dad3rwork eadlvwork
work noiselessly and awafBlljr the bail bullets baillets 1 1lets ¬
lets swept forth to cause paintest death deathand deathand th 0
and when the hour b4M1 of triumph carte r th thvictors thTictos the thevictors <
victors exalted in the th thSOR sign language languageson
son so of Sir Hiram Maxim is reported reportedhaving reportedM1ng reportedhaving
having perfected rfected a silent s firearm by bywhich b bwbIe bywhich
which the customary CU6tOIpUY bang is reduced to a ahlsg ahl96 ahiss
hiss and the gases generated 3 neratfd are areemitted artemitted aroemitted
emitted gradually The projectile goes goesjust gotsj goesjust
just j st as far but the enemy OeM cannot beat Iocatthe beatthe t ttb > >
the firing either by eye or by ear Coy GovHughes GO GOHuglles CoyHughes
Hughes controls contro the rights of this new in invention 11ve InvestIoa ¬
vention ve tktn applied to politics politicsFnshionn poIkIaFa politicsFashions
Fashions Fa blont for 100S 100SFnm IDOSPre IPOSFran
Pre the New Y York rk Prose ProseThere ltoMTltere PmaThere
There will be no departure from fro the thecustom tbacustom thecustom
custom of hitching up p trousers or pants pantswith P Dtswltk pantswith
with suspenders sus or belts Pockets too tooakhOKgh teaalthough tooalthough
although not so tndtepeaeaMe We as before 1e0Ithe betorethe beforethe
the blow fall on Wall street will be befound befound befound
found m haost hr most fashionable garments garmentsSome gnl1entsSome garmentsSomeUse
Some SomeUse Vae for the Coins CoinsFrwa CoinsFrMn CoinsFran
Fran the Kansas Ctty ty bonsai JearaaLAlong bonsaiAlong aLAlong
Along abeut the year ear 3008 Oil we wetany fancy that thatMr 1iAatfr thatMr
Mr fr Roosevelts cold pieces that dont donttrust dQRttrust donttrust
trust in God will bo m IR great demand demadamong demDdamong demandamong
among coliectors eohleetorsot of rare coins coinsStill colDsStill coinsstill
Still Alive Anyway AnyrrarPnm Anv1YPrIIR AnywayFre
Pnm the K KaIIIU C CIt7 T 11 uI8nIe TiatesThe 0 0The
The Czar must be braver than he Is Isgenerally IsgenaraJb Isgenerally
generally credited with befog g Lots of MS MSin ItSIn amIn
in his position would have been scared to todoath todonth todeath
death long ago agoFilial agoFIlial agoFilial
Filial Devotion DevotionFrom DeTotionFrom DevotIonFrom
From the FhibMrhia 11IIk Ledger LedgerCongressman IttIuCongresaman IeigeCongressman
Congressman Longworth says the Presi President President Freshdent ¬
dent Is all right Well Well hed better