Andy Carnegie has formed a
$25,000,000 trust to give away "his
money. Too hard wdrk doing it
Congressional workmen's com
pensation commission engaged'in
b'itter quarrel over' cost, of bury-,
ing railroad employes. Thus is
the cause of civilization advanced'.
" "In 12 years of public service
I have 'never heard of a public
man who sold his vote or influ
ence." U. S. Senator Wesley L.
Jones, Washington. Wesley must
s'top his ears with cotton wool.
" Manchus murdering all Chinese
in Nankin and firing.city.
w " Somebody ought to put the
Manchus wise that 2 and 2 makes
4, arid one massacre usually leads
to another. -
Lieutenant of 'Police Hanley
says, "Jt used to be a disgrace for
a patrolman to rob persons "
Crown Prince Frederick Wil
Kelm of Germany has, been duly
panked by his 'imperial father,
and' sent ballooning where he
Oscar Foor, town" , marshall,
,Wa.pello, la., got ' married two
weeks ago- Committed suicide
yesterday. . ."',.
; 'Chorus girl m Marie Dressler's
company got most 6f$2,000,0Q0
promoters of Columbian-Sterl-Ing'Magazine
public out of r ,
Also U. S. District Attorney
N. Y., reduced bail of promoters
so they could get out of jail.'
Mildred Henthorne, first worn-J
an judge, in Washington. Civil
it under advisement, v. Which has
nothing to do with hobble skirts..
If the promoters had stolen a
loaf of bread to feed starving fam
ilies,., they .wouldn't eyen.getr a
chance at bail.
But being high class, crooks,
who stole $2,000,000 and spent it
on chorus girls, of course they're
Peter Keskes, 7 years old, To
ledo; Ohio, threw himself in "front
of -train to save pet dog fro min
jury. The dog wasn't huf t."
Government 'has established
cordon to keep white hunters off
Wisconsin Indian reservation.
Says- white hunters can kill each
other all-they want, but that' In
dians are wards of the govern
ment, and sacred.
Minneapolis state university to
give course in blasphemy.- Pro.
fes"sor declares vulgar .swearing
comes only from people who
don't-know how to do it in! a-literary
Beatrice Rice, Mount., Ayer,
Ind., lured from her home by Chi
cago white slavers. No arrests',
"And the stately matron walk
ed about in her black afternoon
gown and showed that the slif
skirt is a 'success ." ''News"
story in morning paper. Oh, all
right.- ' 4 '
: Taft yesterday told Georgians
that 'he thought Republicans
wduld do well in 1912. " We sus
pect there's .something the' matter
with bur "President's think-tank.
Chas", Boos, Toledo, .held ou.t
quarter from weekVwages to buy
san oi Deer., wire naq nini arr
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