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The day book. (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, November 17, 1911, Image 16

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WASHED OUT .
'A comely young woman named
Jane,
While walking was caught in the
rain.
She ran almost flew.
Her complexion "Sid, too,
And she reached home exceed
ingly plain,
"And you have to be called in
;the morning?" asked the lady of
the new girl.
"I don't have to be, mum," re
plied the girl, unless you happen
to want me."
'Twas in her darkest hours,
When the maid was in despair,
Her lover sent the flowers,
And the flowers scent the air.
"We had forty wedding pres
ents.
"You're lucky."
"We are not. Every one
came from friends who are
engaged to be married."
to gplh forYolving it anH"nbF fo
give it up.
ALL ABOARD FOR PANAMA
It begins to look as though
everybody in America who can
raisf "the price" will make a bee
line for the Panama canal as soon
as it is .ready for inspection Both
on the Pacific and the Gulf pi
Mexico,"seaports are making ex
tensive preparations to accomo
date the rush.
All right glad you're going!
And by the way, while 3'ou are
down there take a ldok at Uncle
Sam's hotels, laundries, departr
ment stores and the like, and tell
us if the sun still rises and sets
where such things are going on.
o o
Somebody suggests race sui
cide as a preventative for war. t
Have you got a grouch that
bites you?
Have you got a pain that,
smites you?
Have you 'got a hate that
spites you?
Sleep it off.
There's no place in all the
cherry
Daylight world for thoughts
that weary.
Go to ted if you are dreary
Sleep it off.
Life may be a riddle, but
the way to tackle a riddle is
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