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r-j:-wta.rcu.to Hmiavviamivp ivn r,n"Pr7 f-rtTT'",p , dreamed a dream.- He'. dreamed "that tle Last Day fyad'come, and 'that the "trumpet 'of the-Angel Gabriel had rousetl ajl'the dead from tfceir sleep, and that -hun-'dreds xf angels1 were-going-abot separating Jth'e'sheep' from" the Solves, and the cowardffbrn the brave. ' V , '-"- The "majority : of ,' "the people were ptft'eif her to one side or the "other. J But a.large" -'humtjer'of 'well fed,i ' prosperous looking spirits were 'conducted over -tola "far corner. ".7 " -"" '-; Being still' a' Curipus .Person, 'ne "asked an angel who these pejr sons were,va!ndwhyi they were kept Separate. - -j' ' - "Why," said-'ttipaTngel, "these arerBusiness. Men 'who paid their -girl employ e aecordijig-tolaw of -supply and dejnand-.-; r ' r . "We don't quite knqw what itp -do wiftf them, because theydevil vsays he wont have. them-inThelt contaminating his fine.sinners. "I suppose a special place, wjll have to be created -fothem."- , . . - 'j , I Q o-: ." , . FAT-MEN AND BATH TUBS Reinhold Meyer, a former po lice sergeant, and other Chicago fat men have raised al kick -about tthe size of bathtubs.' Meyer says that he can get into the bathtub fairly easy, but the trouble is he 'can't get" put 1 Andrew Stenberg,- saloon- keeper, couldn't get' a bigger tub, .so jie had a deeper one made. He says lie is glad he isn't -any Big ger, '- -. COtLE.NEWRMANENT ,;McNAMA'RAvJURORS - Brfi S? 'yB ftb si's &fcHj&MM These.two menrethe" latest to be added,'td tHie'listrofpermanent McNamara jurors.? At -bottom is J. B.M'Seton,- aWbr-ange' grower, and tbp-picture"-is"of rW. J. Ari df eicarpenten -. " ,' Only 'a -little longer,.- and we shall lisferf to" thV wisdom of the ageVon he'arilF. 'Tact's com mission ismearlyready-to report on oner or tWo'Yche'dules. - They telephdhefrom Los An geles, to IvTeivork'now.' Jt's a luiit: ,uunti ,aiiu iiiutc caijcu- sive; jM.-wAm.S yUM)AAAAMiMttaMMUl