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packers case within one week."'
Possible, but highly improbable.
. Lorimcr case was re-evened in
Mrs. Sarah Adler, Chester, Pa.,
isdead Jrom blood poisoning,
caused by "rat" she wore,
Senator Burton, of Ohio, put
crimp in'AJdrich Help-the-Pdor-Money
- Trust Central "Bank
scheme. Told Aldrich he'd need
to get up something better if he
wanted monetary commission to
recommend it to congress.
Pavid Jayne Hill, former am-
bassador to Germany, wrote me-
nioirs dealing with inside htstoiy
of state affairs in a peeved mo
ment David put the memoirs in
his trunk', and now he's wonder
ing who stole the trunk.
If the earth, wereflattened out,
the waters of the oceans two
miles, high, would cover every
inch of it.-Item of scientific
If you catcti any fresh:, guy flat
tening the earth, shoot him.
There's some people in Chicago
Houghton. County, Mich., has
started "jag'! gallery. Appointed
overseer of drunkards, who is, to
photograph the habitqals, and put
their pictures in alj saloons. .
The only question is when is
'.a man a. habitual drunkard?
Columbus, O. The Union Na
tional bank of this city- has been
placed in the hands of a repre
sentative of ihe comptroller of
the, currency. The,. Joss is ex
pected to-reach $860,000. Rec
, " Ypu never can tell about those
tepresen"tatives-of 'the "Comptrol
lerof the Currency, can ypu?
We npte 'from the "World's
Greatest newspaper" that' "Phy
sician at 71 Engaged ,to Wed
Teacher of 38." Quite a large
class to mourn the lady.
Marquette The steamer Ber
lin, and its consort, the Aurora,
reported missing, were.'located at
$tqnising, Mich Recorcf-Hcrald
We rise to inquire if the Berlin
and its flighty consort, ha&mefe
ly been mislaid of if they bWbjegn
off on a tear. '
Congress. Oh,1 wellrr '"" - ' " '
IN THE LIME&I&HT,
James WhUcomb Riley; the fa
mouse Indiana poet, has written
his last poem. The
which he had 4two
years ago has gone
to his right-hand,
making it helpless.
Riley ays that po
etry can never be
written .except with
a pen, inland, not
real poetry, -he
means, and for that
reason refused to
dilct-at'e. a poem
when asked, to. Itl2
is believed that the noted bard
"0 -P . . .
A scientist claims that nut trees
can furnish nqnrishmerit "for the
whole globed That's what we are
all coming to. -'
" If a woman went up in an air
ship, and never came back vvouldN
,you.think an aviator? ,,-i
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