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The day book. (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, December 14, 1911, Image 16

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ALWAYS BACKWARD
A couple Joi women, well,
seated on a crowded street
car, were loudly engaged in
a conversation regarding
woman suffrage, to the de
light of their fellow passen
gers. The two were somewhat
startled when the car passed
the corner at which they
wished to alight, They bus
tled through the standing
crowd, continuing their con
versation meanwhile.
"Well," feinai ked a man to
the conductor, "there's, noth
ing backward about women
nowadays," .
"Watch 'em get off,'?' said
the official.
They got off backward !"
New York Tribune.
-OSCAR IS SOME MODELER TOO
V&-COH&, Miss
DILCplCKteS
1 rtr MOOEt-ED
flOOtF IN QIAY.
R6JU.Y I
Ashamed of
Probably
"What do you suppose was the
first thing Eve said to Adam?"
"I expect she asked him if he
was going to sleep all day."
Houston Post.
Local Pride.
"Why do you insist on invest
ing your money away from your
hqme town ?"
"Well," replied Farmer Corn
tossel, "I've got a gqod deal of
local pride, I have, and I regard
the people in this heYe township
as.bein' so smart that none of 'em
is goin' to let any .real bargains
git away from him."
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Too Practical for Success
"So you persuaded old man
Gfowcher to have a Christmas
tree?"
"Yes. But I am afraid it will
be a failure. H& is too practical
in his ideas. He insists on giving
his eldest son a pair of mittens
and a cross-cut saw." Washing
ton Star.
..Very Low.
Dolan I see th' doctor at Raf
ferty's. Anybody sick?
Kelly Rafferty is. His wife's
had twins again. Puck.
, o o
Any man can prove that he is
right from his own point of
view.
All the world loves a lover, ex
cept those who have been disap
pointed in love. . , .

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