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New Brunswick during past
hunting season. .
Rudy BartheL famous, or in
famous, as gunfighter in Color
ado labor troubles, was acciden
tally shot and killed by Manager
Ben Wilkinson in Bloom clothing
store, Lead, S. D.
Rev. Thomas M. Brewer, ar
rested for complicity in dynamit
ing of government buildings at
Fort Riley, Kan., has proved
complete alibi, and government is
apologizing.
Elmer Hembrook, 19, Milwau
kee, Wis., committed suicide be
cause his wife was suing him for
divorce.
Mayor Gaynor wont allow
mothers to take infants to N. Y.
'moving picture shows. So 'pic
ture houses have installed check
rooms for babies. t
Senate committee was only kid
ding when it said Lorimer inves
tigation was going to be finished
up before Christmas holidays.
George B. McClelland, known
to young America and Thomas
Edison as "Diamond Dick," is
dead in Kansas. He was "born in
N. Y., but spent most of his life
in "wild and wooly" west.
But why should a man whose
first name is 'George be called
Tick?
On the other hand, what is J.
Ogden Armour's first name?
Oh, well, probably it's John or
James, pr something common like
that.
Lieut. Lyons, N. Y. police de
partment, has been left $207000
by Elmira woman he befriended
when her pocket was picked 15
years ago."
We publish this as hint to some
Chicago police ' inspectors who
are having difficulty in explain
ing where they got all the money
they "saved out of their salaries."
After long research, Dr. Wm.
H. Furness, Philadelphia, says- O
chimpanzees have reasoning pow
ers, just like human beings and J
Ogden Armour.
We always suspected 5t our
selves, but you can't Dlame tne
chimpanzees for trying to keep
it dark. ' I
John Hays Hammond, jr., son '
of the noted engineer, has invent- j
ed torpedo which he says he can j
control through water by wire- I
less electrical power.
It's getting easier to kill people -"" I
every day.
George Hartman, 5, Galveston,
Tex., lost for three days, was
found cuddled up between two
big panthers, which were keeping
him warm.
If Ms parents are .rkh, human
being probably would have held
him for, ransom.
In asking for divorce, Mrs. Bar
bara Leland, Cleveland, said her
husband made her cleair his
horses, sold her property,1 spent
the money and then blackened
her eyes. She got it.
"W. R. Hearst eulogized as t
'Friend of All Humanity.' "
You couldn'tguess what news
paper that is from, could you?
We thought you couldn't.
Cornelius Vanderbilt under
went operation in New York today.
