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dent" ' "Under no' consideration
will I be a candidate for-the pres
idency." "Nobody, nobody, no-,
body has,arjgjt todsay.,Lam not
a candidate." "I am no.t'a candi
date PRESENT." " ,
'Arthur N. Roe, Brahchyille, N.
J., elected coroner onprbnibftion
ticket, wo uldnjtakejob-because
-he couldn't "''bear tcfyook ondead
bodies.", ' "
Mrs. Anna MyersonrWpburn,
Mass., has brought suit against
trustees of Bosfpn cemetery be
cause grave she reserved-for, her-
sejf is occupied by.body of man.
"'Certain newspapers having
printed someof the yellow mat
ter which modern journalism
sqiiezes out "of any unusual cir
cutristance that may tbuch sex or
family.,. ."Frank Lloyd Wright
Trank must ,be sore about
"Don't overfeed yourb,orse.s'
Hugo Krause, secy, "of Antii
Cruelty society. '
Doh'f give the Jrrien'Who want
to make money by underfeding
their.ho'rses a good excuse. Hugo.
There are not so many people
whp.hurt horses by overfee'dihg
them. , f '
"- The Korean race is'destined to
hecoine almost extinct under Ja
panese rule." Prof. Starr, .Univ.
of. Chicago.. Vep-yjilcely.
Governmentbureau Jias discov
ered'thalt number .qf Jnine in,U.
S. is' -increasing. f Especially
ariiong niurdefersr " 'J '' "
'Henry Temple, 47, dumb,
wrote pathetic note , to judge
when charged with stealing: over
coat from N. Y public library.
Admitted guilt, but wr,ote he
could not get work on account of
Marrying Lillian Russell
threatens to hecome a hobby. ,
Rattlers, adders, and copper
Heads were liberated when fire
broke out jn birdTa"nd snake .store
of W. 0., Learn, San Antonia. 500
parrots and 350 snakes roasted to
Mary Constance x. Knower
Drayton, N Y., has married
Count Jean Lous Louis Suannet,
whd is- her cqusin and brother-in-law.
What relation will the chil
dren be to each other, anyhow?
Miss Mary Boone, Miss Mar
garet. Randolph and Mrs. Wm.
Aeurbach were qnly cabin pas
sengers Qn line Finland, which
reached N. Y. today. Theyhad
35 stewards to wait on them and
band of 16 pieces to entertain
them 'during crossing.
John Wilt, Philadelphia, de
cided to commit suicide. Poured
poison into whisky hottlev Then
he thought he'd sleep over it, and
his brother William "drank the
whisky and died.
'Common Pleas Judge Swing,
Cincinnati, has decided that acci
dental omission of word "sisters"
in one clause of a will makes in
valid all other portions of will Tnj
which sisters are referred to.
Tjiis shows chiefly how im
portant itis topay big 'fees, to
lawyers when you aredrawirtg up
In fact, it's peculiar 'how all
Amtrjcan legislatiba . seemstp
pjomt toward that one conclusion,