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The day book. (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, January 02, 1912, Image 16

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SHE ANSWERED BACK
Miss Elder You fancy your
self very clever, I dare say, but I
could give you a wrinkle or two.
Miss Younger No doubt you
could and never miss them.
Tit-Bits.
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Spark Plug.
Mollie He always" wears a
high hat when he goes to see the
girls he's courting.
Chollie Calls it a spark plug, I
suppose? Yonkers Statesman.
quite
All for Love.
Mr. A-rNorah seems
gone on the postman.
Mrs. A Gone! Do you know
what that girl does? She mails
herself a postal card every even
ing so as to make sure he'll call
next morniner. Boston Trans
cript.
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Good Work.
Little Alice was going
on a journey, and Lily, her
negro nurse, was kneeling
before her, polishing her
little shoes.
T want ter do 'em real
good baby, so they'll stay
black while you are away."
Baby watched her seri
ously a moment, then re
marked pleasantly.
"I tell you, Lily. God
shoe polished you real
good before you went
away, didn't he?" Judge.
In Culturetown.
Patience The Boston
girl never laughs.
Patrice What, never?
Palfence No, she merely has a
convulsive action of the diaph
ragm. Yonker's Statesman.
Johnny's Objection to Australia.
After a lesson in geography
Johnny got up and said:
"I'm awful glad we don't live in
Australiay. It must be awfully
tiresome to have it dark all day
and the sun shining all night!"
Brooklyn Eagle.
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Gpod Advice.
Earnest Young Man Have
you any adyice to a struggling
young employee?
Frank Old Gentleman Yes.
Don't work.
Earnest Young Man Don't
work?
Frank Old Gentleman No.
Become an emploer. Judge.
&kCH TIME YOV
CAtfG HERE.
OSSlE, IF I MAY
D4RE TO CALL YOU to
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