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The day book. (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, January 06, 1912, Image 18

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JUST" STARTED ;
"I thought you were go
ing to get your share of the
pie," observed the man
who had stayed at home.
"I ?uess I couldn't wait
long- enough," answered:
the man who had gone to
IWashington in the Pull
man and came back in the
smoking car. "I didn't
seem to be able to get any
furtherr than the soup"
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
T'-f. "THERE IS MORE'l
veperwp iss coMQANV
4D0Lr iSS A CROUf . " R5 I3S
DISe03T!N3 HOU HE
M(?NOfDLIC53 IER
TAm sex.
The Wreck.
Ross I hear a burglar
got in your house while
your wife was away. '
Cory Yes; I'm so glad
My wife wont know how
much of the wreck, is me
and how much is him.
Harper's Bazar.
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j A Vigorous Performer.
"Does your boy Josh play on
the football team?"
"No," replied Farmer Corntas
sel, "Josh wouldn't stand for no
mollycoddle job like that. He's
the feller that leads the mob and
wreck's opry houses after the
game is over." Washington
Star.
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"She married him to ' reform
him."
"And what was flife result?"
"He's so good now that he's
shocked at nearly everything she
does." Boston Transcript.
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Not Like Father Did.
Visitor I suppose you fellows
will vote asyourM?thers did.
Native (saHlyTNope; we
wont get a single cent for ours. '
Judge.
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Vertical Versus Horizontal.
"Mywife is very strict on ver
tical etiquette."
"Vertical etiquette! What do
you mean?"
"Why, in an elevator wifh her
she insists on my removing piy
hat, but on a train or aL street car
she doesn't.r Boston Evening
Trapscript.
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"Do you wish to call your hus
band up on the phone?"
"No ; I don't ; I want to call him
down." Baltimore American. v;
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