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Ice is to get, and therefore the
price of ice goes up,
, King George and Queen Mary
are going to visit Ireland, prob
ably to find out what the dickens
makes the Irish so fond of the
I Mrs. .frame n,sK:ew, Berry, ill.,
walked backward off platform of
moving car at Los Angeles, and
Mrs. Taft has barred the "griz
zly bear" and the "turkey trot."
Pretty soon it will be necessaty to
join the New York "400" in order
to take part in naught dances.
Careless Iroquois, Mich., man
left his house on railroad tracks,
thereby holding up passenger
train of Michigan Central,, caus
ing a great deal of bad language
and getting the railroad employes
to work for him.
Chief of police of Springfield,
Mass., who needs another jail,
says majority of habitual drunk
ards climb to such moral heights
every new year that about this
time they fall from sheer dizzi
ness. 300,000 Catholics of New York
City wilfy meet Cardinal Farley
when he returns to this country
NJohn D. Rockefeller, jr., having
secured one conviction, has quit
his-war on the white slaves traf
fic. Beryl Neberhall, 15, Macomb,
has filed suit against Macomb
Sheet Metal Works for $20,000
for loss of three fingers in ma
chine he was operating.
City of Southampton, N. Y.,
has ordered razed frame house
built by Wm. Sayre in 1648, sup
posed to be oddest in this country.
Down in the Sunny South, at
Lynchburg, Va., the Norfolk &
Western fast Washington-Chattanooga
train froze to the tracks,
and couldn't be moved for two
But at least the N. & W. chose
a station to freeze itself up at,
whereas, the I. C. does it any old
place on the line.
Rev. Joseph R. Smith, Sewanee
Tenn., in jail trying to explain
"moonshine still" attached to
Forty-nine persons arrested at
cocking main at Newark, O. New
ark sure believes in breaking in
"Don't rock the baby to sleep,
ust put it JQto bed and let it sleep
of its own accord." Nurse Stella
Chas. Cody, engineer, Port
land, Ore., visited by the gods
there yesterday. Climbed tele
phone pole to "fix the engine."
Enticed to street'by invitation to
fix up engine of patrol wagon,
Bige Archie, Piute Indian of
Klamath Reservatiori, Ore., ac
quitted of murder of his squaw
by circuit court, but not by Pit
River tribe, to which squaw be
longed. Archie, has to pa cash
Lucy Rage Gaston now rages
about the campaign cigar.
C. R. Bethel sued Union Pro
testant Infirmary, Baltimore, Md.
for $25,000. Says that when op
erated on there surgeons forgot