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to take out his false teeth, so that
he swallowed them while under
Chas. Miller, released from San
Quentin penitentiary, Cal., after
20 years sentence, saw hobble
skirt, and asked to be sent back.
Mme. SchumannrHeink says
she has not a thing against her
hubby, Willie Rapp, but she
;wants a divorce all the same.
Mrs. Howard Ford, Waukegan,
111.; shot and killed herself while
her husband was kissing her. He
mu$t have been doing it with his
"Theodore Roosevelt, the in
carnation of American righteous
ness." Rev." Dr. Geo. C. Rich-,
Which seems to be rather hard
on American righteousness.
Nevertheless, Dr. -Richmond also
says: "The people are sick of
All is:lam at Oyster Bay.
Yes, James, the politician who
writes private letters to Mr. Jo
line is verily a fool.
Prof. Chas. E. Merriam, in
charge of La Follette campaign
in Illinois, puts Gov. Deneen in
same class as Honorable Lorimer.
Deneer hasn't thought up
proper answer yet.
"Farm life lonely; wife shoots
self cooing love song." Inter
Ocean. 'Twas wrong of her to
do it cooing love songs.
Dpwn at Alton, 111., the people
spent Sunday strolling back and
forth across the Missisippi.
Fred Butcher and Donald Mc
Arthur found dead in room 13 of
mine at Winter, Mo. Imprisoned
by explosion on the 13th.
Dr. Floyd Dell says occasional
'sprees are beneficial. Thanks, doc.
Executive heads of 2,'000 cor
porations meet at N. Y. February,
to organize society for promo-;
tion of efficiency.
Employes had hetter organize
society for promotion of pay,
checks right away.
P. L. Goldsborough, Mary
land's first Republican governor
in 15 years, has 5,000 jobs to give
away. No wonder he got himself
Sumner Curtis, in the Record
Herald, says Taft has decided to
make tariff paramount issue in
1912 campaign. Who's been
waking Bill up?
Chinese revolutionists are Sn
delicate position of having either
to make Yuan Shi Kai president,
or cut his bloomin' head off to get
him out of the way.
Henry W. Meyer, accused of
murder, heard from his cell win
dow one juror hold out for hang
ing. Nervous wreck when juror
agreed to make it unanimous for.
"Lack of sex education caused
the Richeson-Linnell tragedy."
G. W. Cooke, lecturing at Bos
ton. J. B. Snead, who killed A. G.
Boyce, Sr., father of jnan who
eloped with his wife, fears that
he will be lynched by indignant
citizens of Fort Worth, Tex.
"If Richeson were truly repent
ant for Kis fiendish murder of
Avis Linnell, he would welcome
the death penalty." Rev. H. S.
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